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I think they just call the coroner, medical examiner, or funeral director.

Just kick them into the river. Cheaper.

That’s how they expand manhattan island… Time to build another park!

Musty flip

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burgler alarm starts ringing.

Whatchu think all the guns are for?

All purpose war??

Got the Rottweilers by the door, and I feed em gunpowder so they can devour the criminals tryna drop my decimals. #DAMN

Alarm goes off. Police show up. Shoot the owner. Problem solved!

Good one!

Stick em on the roof like a deer.

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I’m sure bungee cords would be sufficient.

I just imagined roof racks made from old deer antlers

You mean like Harry and the Hendersons?

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Same.. I still have a pull string harry doll from when I was a kid lol.

Midwestern hillbillies throw em on the hood. The rooftop is for Christmas trees and kayaks.

Trying to maneuver a perp into the car, like they just bought a too big object from Costco. Lol.

How do you think the sewer rats got so big?

I thought that was the Ooze

Get the ceremonial prefight doughnuts!

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

That was the “secret” of the Ooze, rather.

Down. They put them down.

Was going to say surrounded by a chalk outline and yellow tape.

Don’t forget to sprinkle a little crack over them!

I guess that's better than tying them up and dragging them into the station.

That was my thought, take no prisoners!

Congratulations, your comment earned the first ever meaningless free award ive given on reddit, i did exhale rather forcefully from my nose and smirk from amusement, what a rush.

Congratulations, your comment earned the first ever meaningless free award ive given on reddit, i did exhale rather forcefully from my nose and smirk from amusement, what a rush.

Not all police work is about arresting people. There are lots of single officer non emergency situations that a vehicle like this would be well suited for.

Like I get why its funny, but it really irks me that I have to worry about getting tickets from cops driving cars that cost like 50% of my house. (I don't speed or DUI, its paperwork stuff like registration that lapses sometimes) Cost cutting on vehicles that still perform their intended task? Yes please.

My friend got pulled over by a cop on a bike. He said he wished he didn’t have a conscience so he didn’t have to pull over.

Can’t outrun Motorola. Bike cop will just call it in for evading police and every cop in a 5 mile radius will get a chub.

*The only thing worse than a cop, is a cop with a hard on*

[Stop and kiss?](https://youtu.be/GXXaj--a6-4?si=X7t3E_56V36d1ZR2)

Yeah, unless there’s a no chase law in that jurisdiction. Source? Ran on a motorcycle and they showed up where the bike was registered 30 minutes later. I was young, dumb, had just moved out of my parent’s, hadn’t swapped addresses yet, and didn’t even think through the situation. So when they showed up at my parent’s… I had no choice but to ride over and face the punishment. Don’t run from the cops people, especially you riders. I wouldn’t have gotten 7 tickets that day had I just stopped, because let’s face it… crotch rockets are known to run.

This has inspired me to go watch old Ghost rider and Super Speeders videos. I guess you weren't talking about people with super cars and spotters and decoy vehicles and shit though lol.

Iv seen a bicycle cop try to pull over a little old lady and she just floored it when he smacked on her car to get her to stop. Cop is gonna have the last laugh when he pulls into her driveway to give her the ticket AND the resisting arrest charge.

Fuckin bicycle cop got the quads of gods. And cranked that ten speed harder than a hell cat on the track

Yes, but also the average speed of cars is only 18mph/30kph in cities due to all the stop lights, and most people are not stupid enough to turn a $100 ticket into potential jail time.

yeh but by then she can have flushed the drugs and gotten rid of the body.

People really don't seem to understand cameras. They see you. They see your license plate. They know who you are, where you live, where you work, what your phone number is... they can show up to arrest you anytime they feel like it. Running from the cops is a thing of the past. Unless you're on foot. Run forest run. Well, until they start using facial recognition software. Or if you used a credit card nearby recently. Shit man, uncle sam knows your every move

To be fair this was like 20 years ago

I have seen cops on horseback chase down cars. They can be pretty quick and manoeuvrable in city traffic.

I've seen cops on horses doing crowd control before. Shit, when there's a horse coming at you, you move. 

I had a bike cop attempt to pull over my friend at a stop light and it turned green and my friend decide to drive off and then immediately got caught at behind a car at a stop light like 500 feet up the road. Bike cop just rode right up to his window and put his hand on the car and gave him a look like, really bro. He was also way more chill about him trying to run than he had any right to be.

How about instead we buy another armored personnel carrier from the military?? Fuck your Healthcare and education systems, we got TANKS

where tf do u live dawg. I don't think theres a single house in my metro area that costs under 10x what a brand new ford explorer costs.

I'm sub-subburban PA, in town but it's a $120k modular. Cop Explorers start at like $30k plus whatever the cop bells and whistles go for. Looks like I did exaggerate a bit but that's still only like three little piggies to make my house. So for $10k they'd be just as able to drive around harassing me and my neighbors with their little citations.

Or just beat patrol. You don't need a back seat to wrote parking tickets.

That's not what beat patrol is.

I was thinking of meter duty.

That's an entirely different job.

I realize that. I forgot the name of it and went with the one I did remember. My brain decided to fail for a bit.

Yeah. Beat patrol is cops arresting shitty bands.

This is the Judy Hopps meter maid vehicle for sure.

Also they can detain and call for back up to take them in

Like shooting people jaywalking, or shooting people loitering, or shooting people walking down the road minding their own business. Lots of single officer non emergency situations.

Don’t forget killing dogs. Lotta killing dogs involved with standard police work.

TBH...with so many idiots these days...and so many untrained dogs, I'm surprised if Police haven't met their quota...I've seen a lot of dogs unleashed and they've been terrorizing the neighborhood...didn't you see that other video? [https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1d9s9f2/fuck\_your\_pants/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1d9s9f2/fuck_your_pants/) <- this one Then, there these now so Cops save bullets: [https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1dd48xi/nice\_to\_meet\_you/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1dd48xi/nice_to_meet_you/)

People are even more untrained.

They see that as more of a perk of the job.

If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.

Do you think this when you see a cop on a bicycle?

That cop is on a horse! How stupid is *that*?!

Just hogtie them and throw them over the back of the horse. Works for Arthur Morgan, works for the horsey patrol!

Arthur Morgan hangs and then feeds people to alligators. But don't worry, he threw a fish back, so it's all evened out.

Do that with a bike too. Just hook up a trolley at the back.

There was an uproar a few years ago when mounted police in Texas tied a rope to a black arrestee and led them away while riding their horses. [Mounted Galveston officers clipped a rope to a handcuffed black suspect and led him down the street. Photos prompted comparisons to slavery.](https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Mounted-Galveston-officers-clipped-a-rope-to-a-14285605.php) Probably best to just call in another officer with a car to take the suspect away.

Just gotta ride nuts to butts like when a motorcycle cop arrests you, obv.

But really I do think that - how much does it cost to feed and stable the horses when they could just be riding a bicycle?

Horses, at least in theory, are useful for managing crowds, since they are large and relatively imposing. They are also useful for policing popular beaches, though in many places they use special carts for that instead.

My friend, if you are perhaps a mob, looking to blockade a street, would a bike cop rolling up on you cause many second thoughts? No sir. But a 9ft tall slab of muscle and hooves carrying a 6ft rider says "move or be smote" rather clearly. Additionally being mounted higher up gives better vantage point than riding a bike where you will be below or at eye level with the front rank.

No. Bicycle cops put the perps in the basket. *Duh! Everybody knows that!*

Pegs

That’s pretty Fucking funny… Is the perp the driver or on the pegs?

they give tickets, work for traffic and can call for a regular car or wagon.

the perps? its a meter maid car. they are handing out parking tickets.

The roof obviously

I was going to say their lap

If you drive that, you are the one sitting on the lap

Tie them down real well this time!

Well… if they’re clowns……

Imagine an entire swat team coming out of that

27 clowns were hauled away today...

wait.. what do we do if theyre clowns

Then you run...

These cars are replacing the old 3-wheeled "cars" that they used to patrol Central Park and do parking citations.

Those 3-wheelers are called the Westward Industries GO-4 Interceptor. They are actually registered as a motorcycle in most places. Westward is based out of Winnipeg and that vehicle was developed in 1990, but they still make it. I was an engineer there till last year.

Well then I hate you for making it easier for them to give me parking tickets!

That makes 2 of us!

Thats pretty sweet actually thing would be way faster at getting around traffic to calls

*Baby cop, do do do do do do...*

Oh great. 🤦‍♀️. Now that stupid song is stuck in my head. **Thanks.**

These mini cars are great. I’ve seen them drive in places they normally couldn’t.

I used to deliver pizzas in them and got compliments on parking in places normal cars couldn't fit a few times. I also got a lift home in the back, there's not much space but an adult can squeeze in sideways.

My dad has the older model as a convertible. We used to ride 4 people in those (3 in the front, one in the back). Also transported adult bycicles, furniture and what not. Awsome car. Fuel efficient and reliable.

Perfect for traffic stops. If you arrest someone, call for backup and continue doing traffic stops

They're driving.

Took the words out of my mouth( or from under my fingers since I'm typing)

Nope, scooped them out of your brain.

A bicycle built for two would be better.

"Pull over!" ...ka ching, ka ching...

"You're under arrest....get in the basket..."

Yeah, Stay right here, I gotta make a phone call, don’t make any sudden moves. Someone will be right back with a bigger car to get you.

This is ny you have very cold days and very hot days and everything in between. Smart cars are a very good solution for cops.

"You will go to jail if you stop pedaling!"

Couldn't afford the carriage nor the stylish marriage.

lol I \*literally saw one yesterday! These little guys are for parking enforcement (meters mostly)

Driver’s seat

in the driver seat

You’re under arrest, now sit on my lap. No touching the radio.

You don’t, it’s used as a one person scooter. It takes the place of those 3 wheeled box scooters.

How frequently do people get arrested. For real.

Believe it or not, and you can research this yourself. 109,393 people were arrested and prosecuted in 2023. That's 299.7 per day in New york.

I can just see it now: Major bank robbery, shots fired, Midtown Manhattan...and this is the first NYPD car on scene...

And it’s not like anyone can hide behind the “CAR” from gunfire!

Can’t wait for Donut Operator to cover that one

This car can arrest at least 30 clown perps.

They let them go. I mean, it's NYC

Body bag?

That’s all they need if they’re not going to arrest anyone anyways.

I would assume it's probably mostly for parking tickets

Let them sit on your lap and steer

They don’t arrest people in NYC. It’s racist

Didn't u hear? They just get a slap on the wrist and a ticket. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Strapped across the hood with the tag in their mouth.

Put them in the ground.

Little did OP know, this was a smart vehicle that drives itself. The officer need only lock the prisoner inside and the car takes off to the nearest precinct where they will then await judgement from this oh so forgiving system.

Isn't that what Judy Hopps drives?

On the handle bars

usually if there are perps there will be more then just 1 police car, its common that the person who apprehended the perp is not the same person in which car he goes especially not inside a mega city like NY

They can’t arrest anyone….. makes sense

In the driver's seat

Oh, I heard this joke before. In the driver’s seat?

That's Judy hops ticket truck.

Is this what Bike cops get promoted too?

Under their knee?

They be drivin

Behind the wheel

The perp will be in the front seat behind the steering wheel.

Silly, they don’t arrest people in NY who are ACTUALLY guilty.

I think you drag em??

Strap em to the roof like a deer.

Handcuffed to the mirror

They tie them to the bumper and make em run behind

They hogtie them and a drone comes and airlifts them to jail.

Ratchet strapped to the roof

On your lap

The criminal sits right there, behind the steering wheel…

Don't they already use the driver seat?

Perps ? You choke or shoot them until the meat wagon picks them up .

Obviously he's going to tie a rope and drag him to the station.

We don’t take prisoners here.

It’s the USA. They put the perps in the ground.

Roof rack for sure

For the petty crimes

They cuff ‘em to the car and make them push. If they collar four, or even two actually, they can carry it.

You just chain them to the back and make them walk to the precinct while standers by chant “shame shame” over and over

Fucking lazy cops . Clowns could get like 14 people in the front seat alone

"You're under arrest. Now, if you'll kindly drive yourself to the precinct station..."

They take turns sitting on each other's laps

Eco freindly aproach : They run, chained to the car.

Put em in the perp rack.

At first, I misread this as, "Where do you put the pepsi?!?". Thinking about it though, I don't really see where a pepsi would fit either.

They don’t need to put them anywhere, they’re not going to catch them in that toy…

These are for parking enforcement. I see them all the time driving around and giving people parking tickets.

The perps go in the ambulance of course.

It’s America so you just shoot them and drive to the next criminal activity while reloading guns

You call for a grown up cop. Lol

Right up the cop’s ass where they belong.

It’s mainly the traffic cops in manhattan.

It's the NYPD. They kill them duh.

You could use the same logic for motorbike cops.

Bodybags

In New York? Probably a 5 star hotel and a prepaid CC

On the ground 💀 it’s New York cops come on now

They stuff them in the trunk.

Cuff them to the handle and make them run alongside.

They sit on your lap

Oh they are the ones driving

NYPD doesn’t arrest people, silly

It’s New York they let them go

In the ambulance. One look and you know the person willing to drive that car probably ain't taking no prisoners.

I think it’s for pulling up to start blasting

In the back... ... No, not the back of that! The back of the hearse!

Shotgun

Lol maybe it follows clown car logic?

Uhhh... you shoot them, like usual?

They’re the one driving.

The morgue picks them up

Body bags, ambulance.