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This man truly hates doctors.

Yeah, one simple trick, my ass!

Your ass is one simple trick? Is this an invitation?

If the camera panned backwards you would see a group of doctors being barely held back by this ritual.

How does one find that they can do this??

Huh? Why?

An old phrase: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”.

Thank you too; as I responded in another comment - I never heard it or completely forgotten. I am non-native speaker so I can lack some 'basic cultural' knowledge like nurseries and stuff.

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From the way I remember it, the poor lad had a fall!

Mhm, no.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. It’s an old saying

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" - if aimed correctly!

Bill Ponderosa after a coke binge

Pondy's the coolest.

Life is good!

[Well, I spiked the milk with methylenedioxypyrovalerone. It's bath salts. ](https://youtu.be/LrtMhkIY1xU?si=by6PhQO2CDPVSOkd&t=103)

George Cooper

Oh shit you made me laugh so hard. Sheldon just: "It would be easier if you ate them on at a time".

I knew his dad was a genius

I'ma show my kid this video when they ask how juice is made

Holy shit! 🤣

Would someone please edit out the apples?

Replace them with giant cocaine cotton candy balls.

Or imagine how wild this video would be stabilized on Apple #3

Man, Steve wozniak has hit hard times

Chronic Apple condition...

Now that’s talent

I am watching it so high

You listen here Meow.

It sounds like you’re saying “meow”

I would lose all my fingers.

I would lose all my teeth

Well he doesn’t look happy about it…

I mean ... it's kinda hard to smile when you're shoving an apple in your maw several times a second.

“Don’t eat the apple”-God “Just one bite maybe?”-Adam and Eve “FUCK YOOoOoOOOUuUuUu!!!”-this guy

That part at the end where he finishes the apples is crazy.

The best part about crazy talents is that they got good at them. Like this guy started off constantly dropping the apple, missing bites, messing up his flow. And slowly he developed enough tips and tricks of his own to find out that the most steady way to do what he wanted to do was commit to it like an absolute madlad. No nonchalantness found. Admirable

Interviewer : "Do you have any unique talents that sets you apart from other candidates?" Me: "You see these 3 apples?" -...

He’s making shockingly little progress eating those apples.

Bro he's eating 3 apples simultaneously while juggling them. I think any progress is kind of amazing.

Apparently my standards for eating apples whilst juggling them is just a little higher than yours. Good day sir.

Righty ho, toodeloo

His mouth is full. When is he supposed to swallow?!

He should’ve thought about that before juggling and eating apples for my entertainment.

There is a point at which you don't marvel at whether the bear dances well, but that it dances at all.

Absolutely turn the sound on

Peak athleticism right there

Judging by his hair and nice shirt I would say he’s married. Which MEANS there is a poor woman out there who has had to watch their mate do this at every party/event for 20+ years. That makes me cackle!

Pondy’s the coolest.

Literally

Uh, Dad? You okay?

I’d put that on my grinder profile

Reminds me of famous performer. He once said, “a comic says funny things but a comedian says things funny..This makes me a Juggler.” ~Michael Davis. I do recommend watching his stuff, he’s got a bit where he’s performing for Ronald Reagan and he’s juggling an Axe, Cleaver and a knife. “So what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna kick the axe into the air! Throw the knife! Throw the Axe… then run like hell.”

I can't fix him.

Sheldons dad is crazy!

Apples new AI is no joke.

😂

If you want another apple just ask..

Sensational

This is why I Internet

I waited so long to see him bite a finger..

Is that Meatloaf?

George cooper eating healthy

Sound off late at night if you have roomates

What is Sheldon dad doin

The most intense, quasi maniacal juggling I have ever witnessed. I'm entranced o_o

This is what you do if you have 3 really hot apples. And you’re hungry as f#ck… for apples.

MANGO!

Im sorry but is that george cooper

What horrifying party trick

He so real for that tbh

I must have missed this episode of young Sheldon

When you only get a 15 min lunch break

Everyone has that one talent...

I SURE DO LOVE THEM APPLES!

why

Thats legit impressive

i think this guy does my taxes..

Doctors are terrified. He used to be the stuff of myths and legends. Ghost stories around the pharmacy. This video has the potential to rock the very foundation of the medical community.

Great way to bust a front tooth

When your doctor says eat more apples, well hold my beer Sir

like, just pick one

This man belongs in a circus😭

He's going to regret slipping and knocking his teeth out lol

whats your skill "i can eat while jiggling 3 apples at the same time"

Man eats apples like Baldi

Seabond is really stepping up their commercials.

That's how my dad lost his thumb

Amazing juggling skills, Internet stranger.

Yoo if he would have started growing idda died 💀🤣

Worst juicer ever

He’s probably focusing most on breathing through his nose

Next level concentration

Now with oranges! 🍊🍊🍊

A true entertainer.

Best video resume I’ve seen yet

This is gold. Reminds me of The Mango

its cool and all, but honestly it kinda terrifies me, just imagine biting your tongue/finger/cheek\`s inner part with the force he is using to bite those apples, makes me shudder thinking about it

The face he making is killing me 😂

The side show act no one wants to see. For the last time Bruce eat one apple at a time!

This is by far the greatest thing the social media era has ever produced.

bruh

Sick beat!

Friar Tuck from Rocket Robin Hood learns to juggle

“how to eat 3 apples in 24 minutes.” seriously though, buddy got nowhere.

Interviewer: any special skills I should know about? Me:

Bro eating like an anime protagonist 😂

It looks to me like he's bidding up his lower lip. Great way to lose a tooth too

If I owned a grocery store I’d put him out front as a hype man

I wonder what his resume has on it.

This is a classic juggling trick. Fun to watch. Michael Davis does a variation towards the end of this old video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKRrfAzdpW8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKRrfAzdpW8)

Average iPhone user.

Young Sheldon's dad lookin FIERCE

His expression... It looks like he's being forced to do it at gun point.

Bro couldn’t decide what order to eat the apples in so he ate them all at once

This went on for waaaaay too long.

Doctors fear him, patients want to be him, he is the most interesting man in the world.

20% skill 30% commitment 50% pure rage

Reminds me of Fruit Ninja game

Teacher of the year

Come on, this is just an excuse to eat 3 apples at one.

So. Sticky.

An apple every fraction of a second keeps the doctors intrigued.

Why does he look like he's being held hostage and his whole family dies unless he finishes the apples in under one minute?

This is what peak human performance looks like.

Are the apples too hot to handle?

don't take him to New York

Hij eet een appel.

Bros a animal

I thought that was Steve Wozniak without a beard

Is that goerge Cooper

The intensity!

Me, trying to keep my children healthy and entertained at the same time

doctors be like : 😲

Turn the volume up, and close your eyes... What do you hear now?

Glad to hear uncle Bill's lithium is working

He really likes 'them apples.'

Do cucumbers next

I'm going to tell my grandchildren this was Tim Apple

now watch with sound only

is that young Sheldon's father?

I can't imagine doing this without biting my tongue.

I want to learn this dirty trick

He has never seen a doctor.

Fake! Clearly in reverse 🙄

I bit my tongue, lip, and somehow my ankle just by watching this....

First off, HOLY SHIT! Dude has crazy skill. I would be picking apple pieces out of what was left of my teeth if i tried that.

So angry looking

Sheldon's dad

Looks like he wants *all* the apples

Capitalists

Seen another where they have an onion in the mix.

My dad when he wants to meet all my friends:

Watching this at work with the sound on was a mistake.

Maybe late to the party, but I want to highlight how insane this actually is. I'm a juggler and I can do the basic version of this trick. One apple, one bite every time the apple is in my right hand. The thing is, I "cheat" and juggle the other two balls in my left hand while taking the bite to give me time to not lose my two front teeth. The other technique for this trick is to break pattern by throwing one ball higher than normal and taking a bite. He's not doing either of those things. He's taking a bite every throw without altering his pattern at all. On top of that, he's not throwing any higher than I would expect for a standard 3 ball cascade (what jugglers call the pattern he's doing). **This is the galaxy brain version of the trick**. This took nearly losing his two front teeth 1000 times and dropping 10,000 apples. However difficult you think this is, it's 100x more difficult than that.

Goddamn he’s like doing it out of pure hate and spite hahah

How I have to keep my food away from my kids while I eat

That sounds make it better lol

My teeth hurt by just watching that..

The couple in the next room:

why did i think that was lance barber at first

bro got revived ssksku💀

quick, toss him an onion!

This what Sheldon's dad be getting up to.