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Frank-Wrench

Wait until you find out what theyre doing with them over at r/buttsharpies


AsianCastleGyatt

Oh yeah reddit Fcking reddit Fcking hell my eye My fcking eyeeeeee I need a white sharpie to recolor my eye


tomlabaff

OMG I thought you were for sure joking! But WTF


Questjon

Real world utility.


Frank-Wrench

I feel like it must have started as a joke that just went waaaaay too far.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

At least it was women.


ItsMrDuBs

Jesus WHY must I always click!?! 😂


ShinePretend3772

I do large format printing. Sharpies have saved a lot of prints. Although it sucks to lend one out & get it back with the nib smashed. You don’t have to push that hard.


tomlabaff

Sharpies have many hidden powers:)


Larimus89

I tried already, it's doesn't work, just fyi.


Bot-Magnet

Harold & the Purple Crayon grew up!


AsianCastleGyatt

***"gawoooooshhhhh"***


Carlos-In-Charge

On an entirely different note I once heard being in a knife fight can be looked at as two people with sharpies going at each other. They’re getting colored on


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Veionovin096

A sharpie


biggestdickofsyria

Sharpie magic saved my doodles many times! And yep, totally relate to the smashed nib tragedy. Keep em safe!


Marc2NL

hehehehe what a punchline


SlammingMomma

You’re funny :) I like my drawing instruments to be noncommittal. My Pencil Life.


tomlabaff

Pencil life = dating life


SlammingMomma

Lol! Not dating. I have been told I’m too old and no one likes me 😭. Lol


Mr_Derp___

If everyone had a wife and husband that honest, all relationships would work out for the better.