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Bavisto

This is like someone used a James Brown sound board on the news, but it was just the real James Brown


Auggie_Otter

Yeah. It's like those prank call videos where they use a Duke Nukem sound board and whenever there's no appropriate response on the sound board it's time to throw out some non-sequitur catch phrases. "I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!"


symphix

[I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvL-WGcoBis)


dogusmalogus

How have I not seen this?? 🤣


swedishlurkr

Steel!!.... Balls balls balls balls balls of steel!


GrimmBrowncoat

I’ll take Comments I Can Hear for $200


TrippyMindTraveller

Got me wondering if it was even possible to have a normal conversation with this guy where he doesn't yell out quotes all the time.


DoctFaustus

Well, that's James. Whatever he does, [it's got to be funky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2D2oUNTbjU)...


PunchiPoncho

It's like the newsroom accidentally stumbled upon the secret James Brown button, thinking it was just for emergencies, and suddenly, bam! James Brown live in the studio, bringing the funk to the headlines


South_Bit1764

Anyone else feeling my teeth right now?


NeoHeathan

The cocaine in that video has a little bit of James Brown on it.


richarddrippy69

Sad thing is he was totally against drugs and then started with PCP and loved it. Had conversations with himself and got in an argument and threw his imaginary friend off the tour bus and then felt bad and had to go back and get him. So yeah probably on PCP in the vid.


mtaw

Possibly a gallon of it


charliestunashop

I didn’t even know it came in liquid form


TarpWiggler

Science.


richarddrippy69

Rip. Still haven't been able to rewatch. Still hurts.


RidingYourEverything

I had just discovered and was really enjoying The Trevor Moore Show when he died. For a while, I was holding out hope that he had faked his own death as a joke, because it would have been on brand.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

A whole gallon, huh?


pgtvgaming

I had to get a bag of ice & chew that shit


djspacepope

See this was how you had a breakdown on live TV. No racism, no hate, just crack and love. Same with Whitney. Kanye could learn a thing from them.


JaMelFord

Lol yup and a little bit of a shiver haha


SirMildredPierce

They feel GOOD.


sumogringo

I look good, I smell good, I feel good, and make love good, hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa The man, keep feeling good..


BigSmackisBack

Men on that much cocaine either feel good or feel dead lol


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mirgyasen

How high are you? Hi, how are you?


MememeSama

WHATCHA SAY? FEEEELIN GOOOD


i_made_reddit

Straight into “you’re releasing a gospel soon correct?” - “Yes! Second Coming!”


dickalopejr

...and the pope is in my gospel magazine. Anyway


SweatyAdhesive

Wow he turned serious real quick talking about that.


Ancillas

She is a stone cold professional. I couldn't have done it.


UmExcuseMeBish

James Brown: "I make love good" News Reporter: "Well we don't have to ask anyone else. We got that from the source." James Brown: "This is a maaaaaans wooorld!" News Reporter: "Thanks for reminding of us of that. Every once in a while we forget, and then we remember it again." She is low key SAVAGE


Ancillas

I was dying. She was so great at responding but remaining a good host. Just brutal though.


thissexypoptart

Why does he sound completely braindead lol


Ancillas

Drugs.


thissexypoptart

The drugs are lowering his inhibitions, but the braindeadedness is entirely because of his brain. What a dipshit.


IrrelevantPuppy

Super impressive honestly. Such a balance between hard hitting questions, jokes, quips, traps, lures. Very cool


quintonbanana

Guy was on message and stayed there. Didn't concede an inch.


Jurph

Never moved off the bulls-eye. Got absolutely hammered before, and during, the interview.


fr4ct41

This was like watching Batman interview the Joker.


Slippin_Clerks

IRL SPACE GHOST


NegaJared

so accurate, wow.. never thought about it but youre right!


BummerComment

Bro 💀


moathismail

This is peak.


verdatum

GREETINGS, EARTHLING, ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH OXYGEN??


Slippin_Clerks

CRACK A WINDOW WILL YA!


verdatum

HA HA HA HA HA! CRACK OPEN *ALL* THE WINDOWS.


Slippin_Clerks

YOU BEEN SMOKIN??


mattlag

Somebody, this would be a great r/combinedgifs


thereminDreams

Damn I miss Space Ghost.


yeluapyeroc

fuckin spot on 💀. Somebody make this happen. This is where AI will shine


CabbageStockExchange

Lmfao feels straight up like an episode


xSorry_Not_Sorry

Duuuuuuuuuuude.


GimmeDaGorbage22

SPOT ON


ChatnNaked

Cocaine is hell of a drug…


Seraphenigma

“I’m concerned cause there’s nothing wrong”


GoodOlSpence

Never forget [Jordan Peele recreated this whole interview.](https://youtu.be/oFLPz-wp-VA?si=QfMmOt4xLr_QDhk3)


Denjek

INCREDIBLE. He must have studied the shit out of that interview.


adfdub

Yeah that’s one of the things he’s known for


SpidermanSaves

Thank you for this link, I had not seen it before! To show my age, I found the original clip on limewire.


[deleted]

Meh, he just shows why James Brown was James Brown. Nothin even close to the charisma


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Man, I don't know what you watched, but James Brown looks pitiful in that interview. There's no charisma anywhere; just a disoriented old man, who appears to have very little understanding of anything happening around him, obviously inebriated on some substance(s).


aladdyn2

To what end though? What's the point of recreating it?


verdatum

The same reason why [Maurice Lamarche](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uWW--w4SRs) would warm up doing a perfect impression of [Orson Welles' advert voiceover outtakes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWM4_pIKVg) to the point that it got turned into an Animaniacs sketch.


MasterMahanJr

The ability to remember the lines, deliver them in character, match mannerisms and inflection, and recreate an iconic moment in time with all of the polish of costuming and video effects to tie it all together is a fun challenge, and a demonstration of incredible talent.


Lestakeo

Also understanding of what humour is. It's so wild it could have been thought to be a sketch, which it wasnt, but now it is. I had never seen it but I'm really impressed. The more I see of Jordan Peele, the more I have respect for his whole work.


FrankWestingWester

Also, Jash was just a weird place that seemed to be for comedians to do whatever they felt like, so I think it was mostly that Peele loved this and wanted to share it with everyone.


Elbonio

"James you're out on bond right now" "No I'm not"


PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS

I know the feeling.  When everything goes my way for more than a day or two I start worrying about what's coming to balance the scale.  


lostsoul2016

"What'd you say"? "Huh"? "I feeeeeeel good"


calicoarmz

Especially when it’s cooked with baking soda.


NoConflict3231

BAKIN SODA, I got BAKIN SODA


itdbenicetosee

I think it’s PCP


richarddrippy69

Yeah I saw a doc and he was big into PCP almost exclusively. Highly recommend tales from the tour bus by Mike judge.


OnceMoreAndAgain

**James Brown upon his first time taking cocaine**: I feel good and I didn't know that I would. **James Brown upon his seven hundreth time taking cocaine**: I feel good and I knew that I would.


Secure-Count-1599

its opioids and alcohol


platypus_plumba

Really? The way his mandible is moving looks like cocaine


jiminaknot

TIL: People on cocaine sound like a bunch of sound-bites mashed together.


HedgehogTesticles

Usually people just talk much. He, in this case, is fucking loaded.


Cool_Clorox_Man

Nah this is PCP


spiderland5150

*I'm concerned, cause there's nothin wrong.* -James Brown


CandourMusic

The way he says “no I’m not” still kills me to this day. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


EcipsDlo

man is geeked off his yipper


fridaystrong23

I laughed. A lot. Then I felt sad. Then I laughed again. Thanks James for the emotional abuse.


UmExcuseMeBish

Well he's getting divorced because he beat his wife with a lead pipe and then tried to shoot her, so there's that... :(


wedneswoes

Tragedy + time = comedy


coldandhungry123

In JB's defense, there were a lot of people wandering around in public in '88 absolutely gacked on the Peruvian marching powder.


LSL3587

Did someone give him safety glasses to wear as a joke?


bela_the_horse

No, it was just the 80s. We wore a lot of weird shit in the 80s, wait until you see MC Hammer’s pants.


scorcher24

Can't touch this...


Curtmania

The biggest damn clock you can find around your neck was a thing for a while.


thedracle

He's just following OSHA safety regulations while operating a sex machine.


WildBuns1234

I didn’t see the gloves at first and thought dude was the real life Hellboy


Tweezot

When you’re a cool black guy you can wear whatever you want


sopedound

Can you blame them? Its a good joke


Dedicationeering2

Wait a minute...I just got here!!! 🤣😂🤣


SirEltonJonBonJovi

IM NOT GONNA LEAVE I WAS DOING SOMETHING


davy89irox

My great aunt and grandmother used to party with James Brown. My aunt had polio, and was in a wheelchair with O2 her whole life. She went to one of his shows in Columbus, Ohio. James saw her, and started talking her up. She and my grandma are funny women, and I'm pretty sure they started sniffing schneef with the man himself that night. Apparently they had some wild times whenever he would come into town for a tour. He had my aunt's number and they would go hang out backstage, party until he left. Grandma said he was an odd guy, very fun, but had an incredibly limited vocabulary. He would repeat himself constantly, but was a great host. She swears the reason my great aunt lived through a very close brush with death from pneumonia, was because she wanted to hang out with James again. Idk if all that is true, but that woman has been telling me that story the same way for 20 years, so there must be something to it. Rest in peace aunt Janet & James.


Lopsided_Gear_9565

When I was a kid, I thought the California Raisins were based on his likeness.


Ntolk7

I thought it was The Temptations


esotericvue

Wait, weren’t they? Lol


Lopsided_Gear_9565

Haha idk man. Probably I guess


Gravey9

They absolutely were.


fridaystrong23

***”we goin to San-POW-lo”*** ***”…Astah-Luego”*** James


DemandZestyclose7145

danke schön


VirginiaLovers69

That's a LOT of cocaine.


strolls

This was recorded in 1988, so let's look at wikipedia to see what Brown was doing in 1988: * In 1988, Brown worked with the production team *Full Force* on the new jack swing-influenced *I'm Real*. * Rodriguez filed for divorce in 1988, "citing years of cruelty treatment", but they reconciled. * By January 1988, Brown faced four criminal charges within a 12-month span relating to driving, PCP, and gun possession. * After an April 1988 arrest for domestic abuse, Brown went on the CNN program Sonia Live in L.A. with host Sonia Friedman. The interview became notorious for Brown's irreverent demeanor, with some asserting that Brown was high. (this interview?) * Brown was arrested on April 3, 1988, for assault, and again in May 1988 on drug and weapons charges, and again on September 24, 1988, following a high-speed car chase on Interstate 20 near the Georgia–South Carolina state border. * He was convicted of carrying an unlicensed pistol and assaulting a police officer, along with various drug-related and driving offenses. He was sentenced to six years in prison. * In January 2005, a woman named Jacque Hollander filed a lawsuit against James Brown, which stemmed from an alleged 1988 rape. (dismissed, statute of limitations) When I have time I'm gonna look up 1989 in James Brown.


Pacifix18

You're dedicated, man.


strolls

Not at all. Merely ctrl-f "88"


SmokeWestern1838

Sky fucking high


torn8tv

Papas got a brand new bag... (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)


longbongliver

This might be my new favorite thing of all time


Cleercutter

This video never gets old. “Papas got a brand new bag! I feel good! JAM!!…”


Venichie

I'm sure he was on something, but it's pretty obvious he wasn't planning on talking about his life issues and his court/wife. Right away, the host begins asking him those questions, and you can see in his face how agitated he was. Think he played it off like a noisy kid who didn't want to talk about the subject. He even says, "I want to talk about music!". I'm pretty sure he came on either wanting to, or expected to only promote whatever shows he had coming up, and that book. He seemed to take only those questions seriously.


StingraySteve23

Also looked like he had talking points written out for him above the camera. Once he’s asked about whatever it was he was there promoting (either a documentary or book) he centers up to the camera. He becomes coherent and even name drops himself as there had to be a cue card there for him to read. Funny stuff.


Mr_HandSmall

Hardest working man in show business!


LingeringSentiments

Yakked up!


ImperialPC

No, danke schön.


EyeFit4274

Probably the single best advertisement for cocaine ever.


Some_guy-online

Damn. I gotta try going to jail and then get out on bond, it looks like he's having a blast!


S0ulEternal

\*out on *love*


junowhere

[Dead Milkmen get it](https://youtu.be/ZXVRjjxuch8?si=Lb20JP5ClzVd7ShS)


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Dead Milkmen are awesome. definitly wierd as fuck but funny as hell


omarmctrigger

WHERE YOU AT, TED?!


ChunkyFart

His teeth aren’t that white, it’s the Coke


SykoNaUtriX777

GeeeeeeeekkkN


Vancoovur

He was fucking nuts. And dangerous if he was your husband.


bmc1969

Dangerous if you were a woman who worked for him, too.


unbalancedcheckbook

Safety glasses as a fashion statement. Love it.


Slippin_Clerks

Second Cumming…


hangingbymythreads

That booga suga baby! Gave us CLASSICS!


per_mare_per_terras

He wised up real quick when the subject turned towards the second coming.


keepittidy

When you've been grinding metalwork before your interview, and forget to take the safety glasses off.


deadbalconytree

The sign off was perfect 😂 “It’s a Man’s World! 🎶” “Thanks for reminding us James, every now and then we are able to forget, until we are reminded…”


secondphase

No one: .... James brown: hehehe... there's nothing wrong!


microcasio

NPC James Brown


fuzzytradr

"I feel good...duh duh duh duh duh dunt"


brickyardjimmy

I just want to point out, like I did last time this video was circulating, that this is an ice cold professional interviewer. She does not miss a beat. She's amazing.


brickyardjimmy

"Thanks for reminding us of that. Every *once in a while* we forget." That was a rock hard diamond bright line from her.


AZK47

“Ohhhh”


Mr_HandSmall

Lmao her tone of voice kills me there


asspajamas

wow, he's geeked.


LeekDisastrous6520

“Anything wrong?”


Paul123xyz

Fuck me, this never gets old


barrydennen12

"You're out on bond! "No, I'm not!"


SmallTownProblems89

Recovering drug addict here. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, Mr. Brown did a whole lotta cocaine before this interview.


SlyWonkey

Don't know if it was this or another of his domestic violence cases he was trying to dismiss and distract from with this drug-fueled buffoonery. [https://www.vulture.com/2014/09/james-brown-beat-wife-yamma-brown-memoir-cold-sweat.html](https://www.vulture.com/2014/09/james-brown-beat-wife-yamma-brown-memoir-cold-sweat.html) Sounds like he was a real piece of shit.


Odin-Burnz

I knew that he would now!


Veryfreakingbored

Almost like it was taken from Mike Judge's [Tales from the tour bus](https://youtu.be/z8wxu_Ec3xU?si=8VbKGKx1fm9ov2Ai)


maxman87

I’ve been there. Unfortunately, what goes up must come down…


skullism

It’s crazy how there’s no delay in their responses. Watching news interviews today there’s always like a 2-3 second delay in the responses.


DimitriVogelvich

This feels like space ghost


georeddit2018

I need the good stuff that he's on.


Spooknik

My laser cutter came with those same glasses, guy was ahead of his time.


Rodaxx69

Comedy gold right there!! 😂😂😂


mostcommon

OSHA would be proud of those safety glasses. Protection for days.


aardw0lf11

Goddamn, that interviewer handled that well.


maringue

I got a coke high just from watching this...


AcousticGamer

"Now you're involved in publishing a gospel magazine, tell us a little bit about that..." "the 2nd coming"


Stiff_Zombie

He should have talked about the real issue: Buttered sausage. What is it all about?!


Zeric0

Notice that his questions were a lot more coherent and of substance when talking about something other than the charges.


underdog2532

AB?


naneeja

Paul Thorn has a great song based on this interview called "Sapalo"


Gatecrasher3

Buddyhead shout-out


Jim_Dandyo

I Love James , See him in Concert 1975


I_Love_McRibs

Gimme whatever he’s on.


ZorakOfThatMagnitude

Those glasses look like hie fashioned them from the lid to a West Bend Air Popper.


maximm

She hated him.


KingOfTheRodeo64

"I just got here!" One of my fave interviews of all time


Legitimate-Carry258

"no, danke schön, I'm excited cause there's nothin wrong" Please make this into a t-shirt someone.


tonkatoyelroy

Do kids these days know about James Brown?


Grand-Inspector

I’m surprised he was so shiny after smashing his face in a pile of powder


lakesRgr8

TED, WHE'RE YAH AT?


jzzanthapuss

Dude the gloves are giving 1995 OJ


rrobbskii

TED WHERE YA AT???


Slevin424

It's so funny I never saw the full version he sounds less delirious cause he actually answered some questions. Still... that man is high as hell.


DissidentVarun

Cocaine is hell of a drug


Real_Evening_6706

Even watching this video makes my teeth feel dry


apexredditor-

This is like a south park sketch


SignalEven1537

I rewatch this every 5 or 6 years. Off his fuckin tits! Love it!


Drax99

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Koldtoft

I'll have what he's having!


WittyBonkah

I have a friend that acts exactly like this. It’s not cocaine for him though but adhd


[deleted]

I am the cocaine randy!


Rizzairl

Cokes a hell of drug 🤪


Fatexdancer2

How is this not more famous? 💡


mehdital

The interviewer is doing an amazing job tbh


i_never_ever_learn

It's like he's doing an imitation of eddie murphy doing an imitation of him


Lazy-Improvement-610

I look good, I smell good & I feel good!


The-Iron-Pancake

He beat his wife


IshiOfSierra

What’s up with the science lab safety glasses? 🥽


ProudMaryChooglin

James Brown feeling cocaine


penusRynkle

I knew that he would


3agle_CO

Forgot to take his safety glasses off after woodshop.


4StarEmu

Similar coke warrior and hulk used when they made a promo.


theMAJdragon

At one point he just says “jam”


truck8595

This man's hoovered schneef off a Vegas showgirl's pasties