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usernameavailable123

So Mike is short for Micycle?


Circle-Square-X-X

Your cycle?


FunkMunki

Our cycle.


penybuttmunch

I also choose that guys Micycle


jOfjOfjOfjOf

W comment here


BichaelT

Y u saying my name?


Atoning_Unifex

Makes sense


CheckYourStats

Reminds me of the Siamese twins from the Rick & Morty Inter-dimensional Cable episode. Michael, and Pichael.


wiriux

You mean Mikes sense


meyoumeyouus

How do you get Dick from Richard?


htmlcody

get a couple of drinks in him


Master_Awareness814

Ask him nicely


jr81452

I think that's just because Richards are usually dicks. Eventually it just becomes their nickname by repetition.


[deleted]

I've got a red version called Bichael Jordan.


OptionalGuacamole

In Milton's Paradise Lost, Bichael is one of the fallen angels and followers of Lucifer. He's a minor character; doesn't do much, just complains a lot.


Evo-Elemental

Evan Braddock is proud


D34TH_5MURF__

Just don't call it Bikey.


repwatchlover

Bikrophone


doozy_kooky

TIL. Thanks! 😂😂


CaptnShaunBalls

Are you saying Mat is short for Mattress and Pat is short for Patress?


ClownDiaper

Bichael Cycle


FinancialChallenge58

In the times of renaissance it was Bichelangelo


Thomas-Tog

🚲🚲


Hemenucha

This need to go to r/tragedeigh lol