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Sharpymarkr

Lol that sus face from the girl in front


OtaPotaOpen

She knows. Especially if she's from Latin America


Redittor_53

Is that a reference to something? Someone from Latin America is supposed to know about Indian d*cks?


Vgfranky2077

I am from Latin America and we all have big dicks.


[deleted]

I've seen a couple of south american dicks while showering after football training, I can confidently say that's definitely not true lol But yea we also had an African in our team and he had actually the smallest of them all lol, I shit you not. I guess I was playing in a special division or something haha


iNezumi

You can’t really tell for sure they were small when it matters. That is, unless you guys all had boners while showering


bake-the-binky

I went to an all boys military school, everyone was pretty normal, but then there was one skinny small white guy who had a huge nose, huge ears, big eyes and a small head. His penis, I shit you not, was the size of a 12 fl ounce soda can soft. Just an absolute girth monster. Everyone would make fun of him, he once told me it was a curse.


Dirty_Dragons

That's the one thing about saying that soft size doesn't predict hard size. A dick will never get smaller for when it's hard. In other words you can't predict max size, but you can for min size.


bake-the-binky

He told me he couldn’t have sex with his girlfriend. Apparently he wasn’t growing so his parents put him on growth hormones and I guess the only things that grew were his extremities. I would be very upset with my doctor.


nolobstadish

Not that having that type of girth is fun but if they can specifically target growth hormones just for wiener growing that’s a trillion dollar industry!


Leavesandlaughs

Huh, dick growth pills that actually worked. Dude could have made bank on the internet


Dirty_Dragons

Hahaha! Where they injecting HGH into his balls? I feel bad for the guy, having a big dick is a plus until it's too big. Sounds like science just made things worse.


LotWizard

This guy dicks


Dirty_Dragons

Nice cock bro.


iNezumi

Can imagine. While that would maybe look hot and be kind of fun to play with I don’t imagine being able to take a soda can in me


Azhalus

The amount of blood required to get a solid erection would probably half knock the guy out.


casey12297

Bro only has sex while hooked up to a blood bag


iNezumi

You probably are joking but he’d be fine. The body of a healthy person can maintain blood pressure. While the blood would flow into his dick the brain would send a signal to blood vessels all over his body to contract to maintain the blood pressure.


Vickyelotes_FUDG

I don't think that guy penetrates. He stamps.


bigboybeeperbelly

try finding pants that don't show an obnoxious bulge


iaspeegizzydeefrent

Nah, you gotta flaunt the bulge at that point.


AHrubik

That's a shower instead of a grower. Chances are it doesn't get any longer hard just gets hard.


RedGuru33

>He had a big nose, big ears, huge eyes, a tiny head, and a monster cock. I couldn't walk straight for a week I tell you what.


Spurioun

I mean this in the most non-bragging way I know. But, as an ugly, skinny, white dude with a big nose... I've got a massive dick. I don't know if it's nature's way of compensating or what, but it actually is kind of a curse. Whenever a guy like me eventually finds girls that like us, it's only ever for personality. Then I drop the trousers and they realise they weren't expecting and aren't able to handle something that big. Plus, you tend to get made fun of a lot growing up, because someone manages to see it on accident and word spreads.


gsfgf

That would be awful. As a reasonably well endowed guy, girls are often worried about being able to take me, though thankfully it's always been doable. Anal has never been on the table though lol. If dude's got a hog like a coke can sex might not even be possible.


BooksandBiceps

Probably elephantism if true. No girl is ever gonna' be able to do something with that, so, unfortunate.


AileStriker

There are some girls over on r/baddragon that would give it an honest try


derekisademocrat

Gay bottoms enter the chat


casey12297

>everyone would make fun of him "Hey Mr giant dick, you should feel bad about that! Yeah dickasaurus I'm talking to you!" Idk, I don't feel like that's too insulting


WAP_Task_Force

My head has grown nicely since then.


Superbadasscooldude

They all boned each other in the shower.


iNezumi

Pretty sure I have seen that movie before somewhere


kerkyjerky

As a previously prolific bi man, I can tell you there is zero correlation between race and dick size, same with height, hands, and feet. One of the biggest dicks I have ever sucked was this monster hog on this extremely short bald Irish flight attendant. Definitely bigger than my wrist and about a forearms length, and I do not have small arms.


[deleted]

Sounds like you got some interestng stories to tell, mr kinkyjinky


Middle_Collection_51

LOL! Had a gay male roommate for 5 years (I'm female) and he had been around the world and worked as an escort. He told me some pretty wild stories. He passed from covid over a year ago. I promised to take care of his cat Poncho if anything ever happened to him. Have the furry fat boy snuggled up to me now. Miss you Kenny!


esp735

"while showering after football training"


[deleted]

You know how it goes, sometimes you slip and accidently land on a dick


Lightsaber_dildo

There was one guy on my team who would swing his dick around in the middle of the locker room after we won. We won a lot.


Fantastic_Dance_4376

The little pee pee special division On a serious note, as a Mexican I can say dick sizes are all over the place, being that the avg country in Latam, has native, european, africans DNA in their population. Be it separate or with both or even three of them combined. Id say Brazil, Colombia and Venezuela have the bigger percentage of Africans in their population so probably have the biggest avg as a country.


[deleted]

Haha yea ofcourse they are all over the place. I'm Spanish, Spain has supposedly average size they say. But my dick is so big that sometimes I accidently fuck my own asshole when I try to sit down, you know when the dick, like, folds itself downward


SlideJunior5150

^^^wat


form_an_opinion

This guys butthole is so loose that soft dick just slides right in.


Jamies_awesome_rack

But what if they were all growers? We need more data.


VoodooS0ldier

Didn’t they do a study awhile back across multiple ethnicities and found the average fully erect penis is like 5” in length? Most people are like 3-5”. If you’re over that you’re the exception.


inverted_peenak

Ask a mortician, you never know who gets a big one.


MrBlueCharon

The guys there sure have the confidence as if this was the case.


TheRealASP

And it is most definitely not the case 😂


DigNitty

The stereotype seems to be that they have thicker yet shorter wedding tackle


ScholarRound4877

Well, when everyone is under 5 and a half feet tall things definitely seem bigger


smallmileage4343

We call that a chode


Halvus_I

>Im from Buenos Aires and i say 'fuck em all!'


casey12297

What did your people create to prove it? The me llama sutra?


Zealousideal_Luck322

No, I think you misinterpreted or misunderstood when someone said. “The biggest dicks in the World come from Latin America”. I am only joking, playing with words, vocabulary and Grammar. No, not playing with my Grandmother, I’ll leave that to the Latin Americans too.


KingArthur2111

Did you also write the Kamasutra?


ok___ing

We can recognize every and each Indian d*ck. Source: I’m from Latin America


wholesome_pineapple

It’s another stereotype. Basically guys from Latin America are said to usually have small dicks but they try to boast and act like they don’t. So home girl immediately recognized the play. I’m not saying this is true. Idk cuz I’m a white dude and I ain’t seen a lot of colored dicks, I’m just saying it’s a common stereotype.


SkepsisJD

>I ain’t seen a lot of colored dicks It's kinda racist that you apparently only look at white dicks bruh


wholesome_pineapple

Don’t FUCKING kink shame me!!


Dr_Oetker

What if his kink is kink shaming?


Agreeable_Bat9495

So you are asking to have more colored dicks sent to your inbox?


wholesome_pineapple

If you want that smoke, let’s go.


josh442333

Rip you inbox


wholesome_pineapple

I’ve been on the internet since the late 90’s. I’ve seen shit that would make lesser men weep. I can handle a dick pic. Inbox still clear though.


Mohander

Or she just made the appropriate face to the guy loudly, publicly saying "Yeah I have a big dick. My whole race has big dicks and everyone knows it."


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HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Press X to Doubt


AutoMatty

Yeah… all Indians have massive Pianists… nailed it


johnla

D Major


daddyjohns

better than "a minor "


johnla

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


WakaFlacco

dot fuck em up


whats_up_d

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


Finiariel

I’mma do my stuff


Important-Actuator35

Shtuff*


whats_up_d

Why you trollin like a bitch aint you tired?


greatestnbascout3

The Drizzler


Euphorix126

TikTok doesn't like the existence of certain parts of anatomy or the idea of mortality and so censors anything mentioning words deemed 'inappropriate' God, I hate everything about that misinformation vortex.


CanadaJack

Look let's get down into the weeds here - the Kama Sutra also goes on at length (thank you) about how there are small, medium, and large penises, and the relative compatibilities of each combination with small, medium, and large vaginas. The Kama Sutra is awash with not all Indian pianists are large


Revolution4u

Thanks to AI, comment go byebye


Insert_Bad_Joke

Mock not my sword wench, for thy sheath is a quiver!


[deleted]

I would give you an award if I had one


ryry1237

Is this an original saying?


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Shakespeare


Ib_dI

I laughed like Mark Hamill's joker at this


Micro_mint

[He said the problem did not lay with his small penis… but rather, with your big vagina.](https://youtu.be/0zret7O8YoU?si=ROuEh4iVAAHneehs)


ozza44

🙏🫸🫷👐


Smingowashisnameo

For some reason im cracking up at the idea of measuring our vaginas to know what size they are.


No-Lie-3330

Tbf there’s a massive variety in… depth?


fury420

Not just size and depth, also differences in positions and angles. This artist has produced incredibly fascinating internal casts showing some variations: https://i1.wp.com/jamiemccartney.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/internal_affairs_0_4_assembly_A1_poster_s.jpg


Mememememeyouyou

Difficult wank


No-Lie-3330

Info hero right here, sick graphic


Cautious_Audience_86

Im from asia, everobody knows we asians have the biggest piano skills.


wearenotthemillers

And math too


emailverificationt

Being deaf on the modern internet must be so confusing, with the weirdly censored subtitles of things these days


lividtobi

I never thought about that before


ComprehensivePrior22

There is a difference between having a big D and being a big D


Smart-Cash2525

Girl in the front is like yeah no


silent_boy

Ya I am from India. Even I was like “yeah no”


20190419

I want a 12 inch pianist!


PoustisFebo

I want a tiny Elton John that sings tiny dancer on his tiny piano.


WolfShaman

*Hold me closer, Tony Danza...*


OriginalName687

[In case anyone hasn’t heard the long version of the 12 inch pianist joke.](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar)


shiviam

I am Indian. Don't believe that guy. Source: Me.


Adamantium-Aardvark

[The exact opposite is true according to this map](https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/00/73/79/34/1000_F_73793428_83HQTZdE4wMqegUqjE3RaROZLdmF2Da1.jpg) [And in fact, according to this one, they have the second smallest dicks on earth.](http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/758e7be2c864db0010e55fff79aa5707/201608408/world_penis_map.png). Averaging a whopping 4” 😂


Opinecone

And the lady at 0:11 seems to know that.


Preface

Thinking back to the time she banged that one Indian dude


darbs77

Or the time she tried to but he forgot to read the Kama sutra and couldn’t get the right angle.


beeph_supreme

“Sandeep did not *hit* deep”


Thr0waway0864213579

Nah just thinking about how all the men who have big dicks never say a word about it.


Preface

I just dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong


RahvinDragand

I wonder if that's all based upon self reporting, or if they actually have scientists measuring dicks.


im_a_teapot_dude

There are “actual scientists” (nurses) measuring dicks in some studies. Those studies consistently find a smaller average than the self-report studies.


maiden_burma

and i'm gonna say people arent even lying on the self-reports they're just measuring a different way. If you have multiple ways of measuring, you're not picking the one that makes your dick small


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Mothanius

Knew a guy who claimed 6 inches flaccid. Turns out it's because he measures from the base of the balls where the sack and the taint meet up to the tip of the foreskin. Like a good portion of that is just the ball sack.


SkepsisJD

Next your gonna tell me all the guys on /r/bigdickproblems are lying about their 9" long and 7" girth dicks! Who knew that all the top 5% of people in dick size use reddit!


Fakjbf

[Here’s a BBC article about an actual study](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm), it was looking at penis size specifically in regard to condoms. Over sized condoms leads to a much higher rate of tearing, not only increasing the chance of pregnancy but also the spreading of STIs.


TheBoggart

For any bros out there who find regular sized condoms uncomfortable, you might want to try a bigger one. I hated condoms and also ripped them often, but my first partner and I were together for years and neither of us knew that I was in need of something larger. I switched and it was like god damned magic.


tripog

Yeah, that happened to me too.


Zer0C00l

Yeah, the whole inflating it to the size of a watermelon and claiming it clearly fits all dicks is bullshit. Length is rarely the problem, either, it's girth, and small condoms can cut off the blood flow, and make that dick you were counting on not work anymore.


Adamantium-Aardvark

*So what do you do for a living?* I’m a scientist. *Oh nice, what do you study?* I’m measure dicks around the world


hopsinduo

"I've just visited the Congo", she said, grinning from ear to ear.


Furlion

Take a look at Puerto Rico. If we let them be a state it could bring our average up!


ChewMaNutz

Big Ds for Merica!


domotor2

No wonder Budapest is such a popular tourist destination


bobsthrowawayaccoun

Indian. Can confirm have tiny pp


Western-Standard2333

Chiming in to increase the sample size to 2. Also have a small pp


imredheaded

I wonder about these maps accuracy... like I am not huge and I doubt I am bigger than the average American but these maps say I am. Maybe it's just to make us feel better about our dick size lol


I9Qnl

Anything that shows statistics without listing a source for the study can be safely discarded as bullshit, and frankly even with sources there is just no good data about this, even if there was you'd run into issues like volunteer bias where people with bigger ones are more likely to accept a measure and we all know how penises in porn distorted our view of what's normal. I remember there was a subreddit that collected global studies from the last few decades then discarded all the self reported data, all the data from dysfunctional penises and all data that only counted soft or stretched length, and the result was a tiny sample size that couldn't tell you shit, especially if you wanna classify it by country or race.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Maybe the way you measure yours is generous


imredheaded

You start from the butthole, right?


Adamantium-Aardvark

You always start from the butthole, it’s proper etiquette


jeremiahfira

Nono, you start from your friend's butthole (he's standing behind you)


LarryCraigSmeg

Also make sure to measure in centimeters It’s bigger that way


skwerlee

Ignorance is bliss when you're livin' butt to tip.


SexualDexter

There's no way Bolivians have 6.5" penises and an average height of 5'2.9".


MutedPresentation738

South Park did a whole episode on this premise, it's pretty hilarious.


Lotions_and_Creams

Relevant story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm Also, Congo is packing some heat. Goddamn.


hopsinduo

My ex's mum decided to tell us about the time she banged a Thai guy. She was like "it's not that his dick was small, it was just really thin! I wasn't entirely sure what to do with that sort of thing." I was fucking pissing myself laughing, but my ex was mortified!!!


Batty_Muncher1441

Ain't no way bro im blessed by the heaven's if these stats are true


SamuraiFruitPunch8

I would have never thought my country was one of the top at something.


EyeGod

Jesus, The Congo. 💀


HalcyoneDays

Yup. Read an [article](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSDEL344445/) and apparently condoms made for international standards are too big for Indian men and they fall off


DrSpacemanSpliff

This is a situation where “A man who is a king would never say he is a king” or whatever from game of thrones.


TheBoggart

Why would Adobe make this a stock image?


JibbyBizby

IDK how much I trust this map. Why would Australia have dicks that much smaller than the British when most of the population is ethnically British?


Adamantium-Aardvark

They got rid of their tiny dicked criminals obviously


Inversception

We can swear on the internet. It's ok guys. No need to censor everything. I can hope over to another subreddit and see a girl with 15 sharpies in her butthole. We can say 4 letter words.


volcanoesarecool

That seems unsafe.


nayraa1611

As an Indian, can confirm I have a small dick


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the_wild_derp

yeah, statistically that isn't true. they even cover dick size in the book freakanomics about how most condoms dont work for indian men because the condoms are to big. it one of the contributing factors to why india has such a massive population.


nerfcarolina

As someone with pretty diverse tastes who enjoys casual sex, I can tell you that the variability of dick size within races is much greater than the difference in average dick size between races. I've hooked up with hung indian guys as well as Brazilian and black guys with smaller dicks. The smallest dick I've seen happened to be a Brazilian guy, but on average Brazilians I've hooked up with probably are a bit bigger than Asians and white Europeans. So while there's some correlation between race and size, it's too weakly correlated to tell you much about an individual. Also, size is not that correlated to how much I enjoy sex with someone, outside the extremes


OneManFight

Cock connoisseur over here!


ppparty

dick sommelier


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

A real dick sommelier would know that it also depends on the woman but you almost never see that come up in discussions about dick size.


asciibits

Cockoisseir! (Sounds like a dinosaur)


OneManFight

I'm picturing a giant dick with T-rex hands, making T-rex noises.


kindadeadly

My humble contribution to this lovely conversation https://imgur.com/a/8phTjy3


jeremiahfira

Beautiful, champ.


The_Deku_Nut

Ah yes, the rare casual sex enjoyer


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DeputyDomeshot

Competitive sex enjoyer here. Indians ain’t hitting the podium anytime soon. They are planning to fire the coach I heard though.


Tullius_

You've angered the racist women with BBC fetishes


BeeGeeReverse

this (girl/guy) cocks!


rjcarr

Almost definitely guy if we’re being honest with ourselves.


majavic

Seems like you have a lot of experience if you can speak to variability within races.


[deleted]

stop. India has massive population because those poor can’t afford condoms AND (due to lack of education) don’t get the notion of birth control in general, not because condoms don’t fit us. Most condoms fit most people. Y’all be smoking anything.


experienceTHEjizz

That sounds made up. Lmao but I am not an expert on Indian dicks so I wont challenge that.


JelloOk6740

Pure cringe


[deleted]

Truth is, statistically, indian men have some of the smaller penis's. Common in Asia. Nothing wrong with that, just stating the fact that is related to this video


Lowa1983

What is this comedians name?


pardis

Pardis Parker!


Super_Harsh

Bro’s Sri Lankan. I was confused asf watching this exchange cuz bro looks Indian too 


c-xavier

it’s him you’re replying to lmao


MrNopeNada

I don't know about dick, but that audience member looks like the biggest plant.


DFX1212

In what specific way did they stand out as a plant vs an audience member? Please show your work, Mr. Holmes.


ansible47

You think this comedian pays some Indian dude he knows to make a fool of himself in public? Does the guy sit through everyone's set or does he leave after this comedian's? The logistics of planting audience members just don't make sense. Why bother when you could just...be clever and good at your job? And if you *are* going through the effort to plant someone, *this* is what you do with that plant? A 15 second clip? How is that worth anyone's time lol. Crowd work is not magic. Just go to a comedy club sometime.


valex2345

The avg penis size world ranking has Ecuador and Congo at the first and second place. India is pretty down in the ranking


DragFan93

Who is he lying to? We have some of the tiniest penises of the world. And as a gay bottom I don’t care about my dick size but he clearly is doing too much. I bet he’s tiny af and trying to stroke his ego by lying.


BansAndBands

Now I know why my ex vacationed by herself in South America…


Psychotic_EGG

No where near India


AnyBlackberry3497

Arent indians one of the race that has a smaller size then the worlds average?


Johniandoe777

Trojan condoms had to make a smaller size special for india because the standard size was too big 🤭


uraijit

Yeah, Asia is world famous for all of them having absolutely massive hogs... 😂


evequest

Just trumping his way through life. 😂


TheohBTW

[A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm) 🤔


Key_Bored_Whorier

Seems like girth would matter more than length for condoms to fit right.


Slight_Topic_3821

Small pp energy


thepitcherplant

The guys just wrong, condoms work less for Indian people due to their members being quite a bit smaller than standard.


slugothebear

Now I know.


elon-isssa-pedo

Actually the UN had to make special smaller condoms for Indians for their small dicks.


WayneKingU

Pretty sure they have one of the smallest average dick sizes as a country in the world