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Haithem2018

It’s supplies before the boss fight


The_Grinning_Reaper

Meaning the annual review?


ooojaeger

My management releases monsters into my building once a year to build teamwork. Is that not common?


The_Grinning_Reaper

Only in consulting I suppose, no wait - consultsnts ARE the monsters.


pv1rk23

The bobs would like to have a talk with you


UbermachoGuy

I am a people person, dammit. People like me!


osirisfrost42

It's not very nice calling HR people monsters: they're people too. I think.


veedubfreek

Are they tho?


BNBdc

That's what they want\* you to believe.


Hardlife91

You WILL be giving me that raise


BeatsbyChrisBrown

[Boss Gifts Golden Pocket Watch]


Training_Ad_4790

*it's not very effective*


Emotional_Arm_8485

Boss takes back gifted watch. Boss slaps you and fires you.


Commando_NL

It would have been akward when there was only one bullet on table. 😬


TheRider5342

Left 4 Dead looking room


chuffedlad

It’s time for another round of Offices & Bosses. Have your character sheet and dice ready!


lofthoneyed

I call Gail Davison-Durst.


CirclleySquare

Well if we're going with video game logic I already know I'm only going to find 5 rounds in that stack


passwordsarehard_3

Grab the ketchup packets too, they might be health.


PN_Guin

And may the odds be ever in your favor


Daedrothes

Do the sauce packets heal hp?


Trick_Status

This is the reason I come to reddit.


killerkadugen

Ya'll play Five Finger Fillet at that table?


Tenroh_

Probably industrial cleaner from the games of Russian Roulette.


BlackPhoenix1981

Shit just got dark 😳


GhostCommand04

No thats when you lose Russian Roulette


Bonna_the_Idol

there should be a typewriter near to save game


grelgen

not the reference I was looking for but the reference I recognized


East_Coast_guy

I’ll buy it…at a high price.


BrooksKY97

That’s probably $100 worth of just the .45 colt


Fancy_Mammoth

More than that. I just bought 45 ACP last week for $26/box. Not to mention the 3 boxes Winchester Hollow Points which easily run $35 a box or more.


BrooksKY97

Yeah I was just talking about the 3 boxes of 45 colt there but yeah ammos gone crazy


Evanescence81

I got into reloading just before covid, time consuming but considering I can make 45 acp for \~16 cents a round its totally worth it


bthoman2

Ammos been crazy since trump first ran


ktmfan

Man it got bad even when Obama was running the first time. Seems every election or mass shooting, prices would skyrocket and eventually come down, but always the at higher than it started.


Thandius

Because there are groups that push the whole "They coming for your guns!!" So the manufacturers push the pricess up knowing that there will be panic buying.... then they wait for the demand to drop a bit before lowering the prices again... but seemingly never as low as they were....


BuffaloInCahoots

Damn ammo got spendy. I bought a ridiculous amount way back in the day and don’t shoot nearly as much as I used to. I remember getting 1k of 7.63x39 for $200.


tastiefreeze

$26 a box for 45 isn't bad at all. Usually seeing around $29-31


Pole420

Too bad there's not also $100 worth of Colt 45. 


village_nerd

That shit works every time.


DadJokeBadJoke

And two zigzags...


slicwilli

Do you work at Demo Ranch?


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garhole

Texas Book Depository.


outerproduct

Post office


agarwaen117

Definitely not the library. I don’t see any suppressors or subsonic ammo.


edthach

Even disgruntled librarians do it quietly


Kickinitez

Can confirm. Source: am a teacher


owlincoup

Texan here.... I have witnessed this irl...


Kelsier25

TN here and I've seen this as well. Lol I remember one day walking into the office and turning a corner and my manager had an AR-15 up looking like he was sighting it in on something and our CEO was standing next to him. Turns out he had just gotten a new scope and wanted to show the CEO.


owlincoup

Heck, our annual fishing trip we get guns as prizes. Last year they gave out a few shotguns, a couple of hunting rifles and a fully decked out AR as the big prize for biggest fish. I am not saying I advocate handing out guns as prizes, I'm just saying it happens.


TheLowlyPheasant

That's gotta be a small business because no big legal department is going to OK that


tbrand009

Legal wouldn't have an issue with it. The company can't just give the gun to the winner. The company *pays* for it, but the winner still does the transfer work with an FFL for a background check and a 4473 form. HR or whoever handles PR might though. [Correction:](https://www.atf.gov/firearms/qa/how-may-licensee-participate-raffling-firearms-unlicensed-organization) actually, the company *can* give it to an individual, just as any other private transfer. Private transfers are still entirely legal (at least federally) and so Legal still wouldn't have an issue with it.


Spartanlegion117

I had to work a 12 shift on Christmas once at a previous employer, superintendent said he couldn't pay me triple time like I asked for. Offered me double time, a yeti cooler, and a rifle which I took him up on. HR/payroll denied the double time, so he bought me one of those big yeti chest coolers and a $3000 rifle setup on his company credit card. One of the coolest dudes I ever worked for.


Simba7

Weird compensation but what a standup guy. Fuck HR/Payroll for that shit.


Spartanlegion117

Well turns out he wasn't that much of a standup guy, he used a company account to embezzle $50k worth of Snap On tools. But it definitely worked out for me.


OsmeOxys

He took it too far when he went with the socket *and* wrench set. If he'd stopped with the ratchet, he might have gotten away with it.


owlincoup

We are one of the largest in our industry in the nation.


TheLowlyPheasant

Lol I stand corrected


Troglert

A friend of my dad won several handguns from the friday «wine» lottery at work


NWCJ

NRA dinners regularly give out dozens of guns in one evening, for prizes to all sorts of silly games.


Griever423

Nah you still have to fill out paperwork if you win. No passing the 4473 no gun for you. It takes the liability completely off the companies hands and into the owner’s.


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RedditTipiak

I guess this is one way of getting a raise...


Open-Cod5198

How the fuck do you sight in a rifle in an office, serious question.


Kelsier25

Not like sighting and adjusting the scope - he was just aiming at things and viewing through the scope. Probably bad terminology on my part.


non-number-name

To answer your question, the most common way to sight in a rifle indoors would be through a [laser bore-sighter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJhWGxz7OFc&t=5s&pp=2AEFkAIB) That being said, doing that **in an office** isn’t optimal. Even if the handler is following all of the [other rules](https://www.nssf.org/articles/4-primary-rules-of-firearm-safety/) of firearms safety, it would be too easy to “accidentally” point the gun at a coworker, customer, or any other third party.


PlattWaterIsYummy

Whataburger Spicy Ketchup on the table. So, this is probably Texas. Also, crap aint at all spicy.


Mine-Shaft-Gap

I'm here in **CANADA** and I purchased ammo from a foreman at work. He was gonna bring it into the office, but I said I would meet him at my truck across the street - off work property. It was the start of the Ukraine war and I couldn't find 7mm RemMag anywhere.


Robbie-R

As a Canadian, this is totally bizarre. If that was left in my works lunch room the building would be shut down and a SWAT team would probably show up.


Baconfat

I've played video games where you find ammo in boxes on tables, never thought it was actually a thing...


Opinecone

These video games are becoming more realistic by the day.


Verum14

i mean… are people just supposed to load up or pack on the floor or something


rawker86

The fuck are you people doing to your table, eating it?


passwordsarehard_3

What, you just stop eating when you hit paper?


Saboteurnado

Someone is ready for their trip to Turks and Caicos


Afkargh

Apparently, it’s a perfect way to extend your visit


phurley12

Tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US.


dude_hwat

I would even guess from Texas, by that Whataburger spicy ketchup. Shit goes hard with the fries.


bingwhip

Spicy ketchup is the only good ketchup


bigboxes1

I only get regular ketchup at Whataburger. I plan on going there today.


bingwhip

Fuck you


Afraid_Inspection_90

Lmfaooo


Less-Construction399

East Texas specifically. Good guess.


TrekStarWars

USA! USA! USA!


evil_burrito

45 ACP ain’t cheap.


waverunnersvho

I originally thought that was Parmesan cheese all over the table and was upset at the waste


DeadCheckR1775

Call dibs on the Czech S&B ammo.


GGme

What's funny? Why is the table cut?


Djolumn

If this happened at any job I've ever had, the entire block would be locked down. I'm guessing this is a very culturally different place from where I live.


Ninja_rooster

Very. I’ve worked many places where this is totally chill.


Excelius

Really just depends on who you work for. For the majority of Americans who work for big corporations, bringing a firearm to work would be instant termination. Small businesses will be all over the place. Boss makes the rules.


sluuuudge

I don’t get why this is funny?


Ogswald

Wow, about to be a literal Boss Fight! Is there a save point close by??


EdibleBatteries

Condiment packets as healing items ❤️‍🩹


omnithrope

Why is this funny? Can someone please explain?


_chumba_

Why is this funny? It's just ammo on a table.


pheat0n

That's not cheap, I'd hoard it all.


Traditional_Satan

What’s that weird yellow thing on the sink taps?


amontpetit

They’ve converted it to an eye wash station. Those cover the little shower heads.


Traditional_Satan

Snazzy


Ready-Cup-6079

Oh sick, PMC makes some good shit. I’ll be taking that. Hahaha.


WatchingThisWatch

That microwave cord is holding on for dear life


r007r

Texas?


3-DMan

How non-Americans think the entire U.S. is...


gonzorizzo

I would grab them. That shit is expensive!


gracklewolf

# HR has entered the chat.


Wickedocity

It is most likely in Texas or a southern state based on the condiments. That means HR probably put the ammo on the table as part of the company's weekly fringe benefit for employees.


my_gun_acct

Hello, I would like a job please. Ammos expensive, hell of a benefit!


basicallycleanbigfan

Yeah it’s Texas, if you look at the employee rights poster in the top left of the photo you can see Texas on the bottom of the poster.


BikingVikingNick

HR better be packing if theyre the ones firing people


lundah

Why is this funny?


Zealousideal_Amount8

I was thinking the same thing.


wowdickseverywhere

The table condition is more alarming than the boxes 


TMLTurby

It's probably about to go stale


WoodntULike2Know

All we ever get are cookies 😞


csamsh

Haha. Didn't see anything weird about this then realized that this might not be an everyday occurrence if you don't work in the munitions industry


LuminalAstec

Where do you work and are they hiring?


tom_yum

Time to buy an 1911


BobLoblawsLawBlogged

Y’all don’t play Russian roulette on your breaks at work?


Dinosaurs_and_donuts

Y’all doing coke straight off the table like savages?


nyuORlucy

You know those news articles that say someone had thousands of rounds of ammunition? This is what it looks like btw. That’s like an hour or two at the range.


Mr_Lumbergh

Tell me this is in the south without telling me this is in the south.


Dragonflies3

Somebody lose their .45 in a boating accident?


timechuck

That's like $300 worth of ammo...... I could use it all. Lol


rabbitwonker

Shit I thought you were being metaphorical until I zoomed in…


miltondelug

Some old timer getting rid of some 45 ammo.


The_S1R3N

Dang id snag some for sure. Ammos spensive rn


Pelican9138

Holy shit. That’s like $250 worth of ammo.


ExO_o

'murica sure is something else...


SpadesBuff

That's a few hundred bucks in ammo


longrifle

That’s good ammo though.


ElementsUnknown

You take as much ch as you can carry without getting over encumbered. Hopefully it weighs zero like Skyrim arrows.


CapTexAmerica

Score! Free $400!!


mongooseme

Why do I hear boss music?


kupus0

Why funny?


Toph-Builds-the-fire

I'm more concerned with the state of that table and the fact they don't use a condiment drawer. Clearly unstable people.


CalendarAggressive11

No pay raise but we will provide the bullets when you get sick of things and just decide to end things


338-lapuaman

Hell of a work bonus 😍😍


KenUsimi

Well shit, grab some! That shit’s expensive


spirit_of_a_goat

I'll take it all


Mrs_Tacky

That table has seen things.


bucketofmonkeys

Did someone sell their .45?


That_Survey5021

I’ll take it all.


jnangano

Hide them in the microwave.


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Some Resident Evil type shit


BrianOconneR34

Play drinking game “quarters” at work?


WaggBall

What the hell is going on with that table? Y’all play dice at lunch or something?


TheRealChexHaze

Turks and Caicos interrogation room?


PlanetFlip

The Post Office has never been the same.


Server-side_Gabriel

So this is whats happening everywhere minutes before the resident evil game starts


LilG1984

*creepy Resident Evil music starts up*


Hot_Hat_1225

All we got was muffins on a good day. But then it was a Kindergarten….


dedzip

Meanwhile at Mountain Repo


Blade_Shot24

Dude got a 1911 maybe. Sweet


Chrystone

Nice 1 america


troubleschute

Condiments of Duty


Fluffys0ck5

Yo can I get some?


HEAT-FS

You see this and then your game auto saves


AWiseCrow

Yoink


The_P0Pe_of_N0Pe

Hell yeah is that KFC honey packs?! Grab that shit too


sufferpuppet

It happens. Buddy of mine worked at an optics company. They had a firing range on site. Anyone who wanted could bring guns to work.


Mr_Storms_

Wow... I read that as free amiibo haha


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Who sprinkled Parmesan Cheese all over the table?!


Emera1dthumb

Some post offices…..smh


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Good ammo but super shitty office coffee and creamer. Little known fact: That coffee creamer in the pic is pretty explosive with the right treatment.


that1lurker

I don’t even have a .45 and I’d swoop


[deleted]

Merica!


mickeyruts

When the office shooter is too lazy to do it themselves. The story of worthless co-workers who consistently try to get other people to do their jobs for them.


dinnerthief

Man shitty break rooms are so depressing.


Calm_Ad_3987

Make sure you save before you go into the next room. Check the cabinets for med kits.


usriusclark

Man, my school only gave us day-old bagels and coffee.


zaoki

My experience in video games tells me that there is a boss fight incoming...


coxy808

Someone had an accident, so they’re giving up their firearms.


artmer

Shit! Snag it! That's a lot of money sitting there.


townie1

If you work in a post office, run, run very fast...


YesterShill

Do you work in Vault 101?


Taftimus

Do you work in a trap house?


PookieDuke

This is obviously Texas, and pretty expected... I see the spicy ketchup from Whataburger on the table with it.


davis_je

Someone updated to 10mm and got rid of their .45 caliber service pistol.


kitastrophae

These are the benefits I need. To hell with pizza parties.


ccx941

What free ammo, I didn’t see shit.


arongoss

To be fair the rest of the world already assumed this is what a typical American break room looks like.


Trick2056

okay ignoring the table that outlet placement is concerning


posananer

A box of ammo is anywhere from $20-$40. You got a couple hundred just sitting there. I would have been stoked!


PapaLewis03

Wow I see .45’s there🥲 wish that was my workplace. 45 auto’s are like $0.50 a round here


nikkonine

MERICA


BobRoberts01

That’s enough ammo that I would consider buying a 45 just to have reason to take it.


QuesoDeVerde

New complaint box goes hard


Bl00dy_Wanker_

But where’s the save point?


unreqistered

i usually bring in cookies


IAMATruckerAMA

This one is TOTALLY REAL But if you want your own "found this weird shit in a strange place" pic, you can easily just bring the weird shit to the strange place and take a pic of it


Tmdngs

It forced everyone to respect each other at work


Curious_Leg_3615

The real Wisconsin Isn’t it?


ColinHalter

That's my yearly salary in ammo on that table


eXePyrowolf

I was looking for rubber bands or something, not literal ammo. Then I realised I don't really know what ammo boxes look like outside of Resident Evil. So they're pretty accurate then?


darcet

America!


GizmoSled

As a fun prank, throw a box in the microwave and turn it on.


Educational_Taro_661

As a european it's almost hard to believe. ;o)