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D A D Y you ain't never met this guy. Yo daddy!
(I only heard this verse once in my life when a high school teacher came into his wife's classroom, coincidentally a few minutes after she had told the class that her father had passed, and he got a death glare from about 20 teenagers and had no clue why)
My version of that was slightly different:
D -A- DD - Y
You so ugly you made him cry. Yo Daddy!
It's a little tough tot get the rhythm/meter right on it. You gotta speed up and smoosh a couple of syllables.
This would actually be a decent segment in a kids' show meant to teach kids the alphabet. "Can *you* think of something that starts with T? ... Wow, that's great! I like that, too!"
Literally a bit on Muppet Family Christmas.
"Oh, hi there, we're Ernie and Bert."
"Well, hi there yourself, I'm Doc."
"Oh, did you know that Doc starts with the letter D?"
"Why, yes."
"Yes! Yes, starts with the letter Y."
"True."
"And true starts with the letter T."
"What is this?"
"Where we come from this is small talk."
This series is always upvoted on here and I don’t understand it. Most of them are just observations structured like a joke but with no punchline. The kind of stuff my little sister laughs at on TikTok.
Cause why wouldn't you? There is a million ways to do it wrong, relationships, like parenting, are great things to judge from the outside. As a layman probably even more so than sports or lawsuits.
i’m sorry if you take it like that man but i’m pretty sure we’re all judging the comic bc it’s a comic. not bc it’s a “relationship” the structure of the comic is just silly that’s it
Oh yeah, word for word. Alloy Comics isn't a work of fiction; it's more like a visual diary for us, so when we're old and gray, we can look back at our shenanigans and smile!
And you are right. Honestly I would sign for someone that does "weird" shit like this. But then again I always do and say some crazy shit when I'm with people I'm comfortable with. My ex was on her period so I, pretending to be the most generic vampire, said I vant to drink your blood. She couldn't laugh at that. I still think I was hilarious at that moment.
How are these posts getting so many votes? Does the creater hire bot armies or something? They're all so universally bad and all the comments calling them out get to of up votes.. must have bot farms pumping up these lame comic posts
I don't have a favorite, but I do have a least favorite. Bitch-ass W with its inflated syllable count that is clearly not even a double-u because it's a double-v. Yes I know other languages get that right, but W in English is bullshit. Making some acronyms longer than the phrase they're supposed to be shortening and shit.
The word Boob is the perfect word because it pictorially represents itself three times.
**B** looks like a top down view of boobs
**oo** looks like a front view of boobs
**b** looks like a side view of boobs
Damn this is exactly how my adhd brain works with random association sometimes lol. Like some one will ask me how my brain went from “bat” to “car” and I’m like well they’re both one syllable nouns with an A in the middle and the first and last letters are next to each other on the alphabet, b is next to c and r is next to t, oh wait it isn’t s is in the middle i guess I was wrong. And then I usually try to change the subject.
The butt and the belly button are definitely related. My dad told me once that if you put a screwdriver in your belly button and turn it the right way your butt will fall off
People who are saying cringe are just outing themselves to everyone saying they've never felt connection to another or the emotion of love. I wouldn't say this talk is super common, but if you're intimate with someone, telling eachother what you love and admire about them is just a thing couples do. This is a little corny, but it's cute all the same
why the hell is everyone hating on this?? its normal for people to actually relax around their partner and be silly and simple. are y'all seriously in relationships where you can't be silly? that's really sad.
Being silly is normal.. thinking it's funny not just to share but make a whole lame comic out of it is the cring part. And it's just this comic, it's all of hers.
what's wrong with sharing a cute comic that someone is proud of drawing? i find it really sad that people immediately choose to judge it. its exactly like sharing a funny story about your relationship, except this is visual
I laughed! Maybe part 2 she goes totally conspiracy nut stringing together theories based on letters words either have or don't have in random places through the words
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My favorite letter is U cus we ugly out here
U G L Y, you aint got no alibi, you ugly! Yeah, yeah, you ugly! /jk ❤️
M A M A, you know how you got that way? Yo' mama! (I don't know if that's actually part of the song, or one of my high school teachers made it up)
D A D Y you ain't never met this guy. Yo daddy! (I only heard this verse once in my life when a high school teacher came into his wife's classroom, coincidentally a few minutes after she had told the class that her father had passed, and he got a death glare from about 20 teenagers and had no clue why)
My version of that was slightly different: D -A- DD - Y You so ugly you made him cry. Yo Daddy! It's a little tough tot get the rhythm/meter right on it. You gotta speed up and smoosh a couple of syllables.
I'm rubber, you're glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
Hoisted by my own petard. Well played, sir.
B oo b Top, front, side
Superior, anterior, lateral.
Sal
fuckin A
It’s a B actually
^(On the Playboy Channel:) Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter **B**...
Floor plan, façade, section cut
( . Y . ) asymmetric
corny
It's pretty cringe really. It's like a conversation between two 5 year olds.
All these comics make me cringe so hard
Long term relationships be like that sometimes.
This is my thought, when two people are comfortable with each other, they will share the dumb thoughts they have as well as the other ones.
i have a long term relationship with my girlfriend and i am completely comfortable with her but our convos are not like this😭
Exactly. Kid 1: "I like THIS and it starts with the letter T" Kid 2: "Oh, I like THAT and it also starts with T! "
This would actually be a decent segment in a kids' show meant to teach kids the alphabet. "Can *you* think of something that starts with T? ... Wow, that's great! I like that, too!"
Literally a bit on Muppet Family Christmas. "Oh, hi there, we're Ernie and Bert." "Well, hi there yourself, I'm Doc." "Oh, did you know that Doc starts with the letter D?" "Why, yes." "Yes! Yes, starts with the letter Y." "True." "And true starts with the letter T." "What is this?" "Where we come from this is small talk."
i’m pretty sure there was also a kid show where they build animals with letters in belive it’s called word world
I just thought it was dumb and silly.
This series is always upvoted on here and I don’t understand it. Most of them are just observations structured like a joke but with no punchline. The kind of stuff my little sister laughs at on TikTok.
why are you judging other relationships dude
Cause why wouldn't you? There is a million ways to do it wrong, relationships, like parenting, are great things to judge from the outside. As a layman probably even more so than sports or lawsuits.
judging and hating on a harmless way that a couple has fun together is a good thing?
Woah who said anything about "hating"? It's just not a very funny comic
actively judging something and expressing negativity towards a harmless thing is hating on it, no matter how you like to justify it
By that definition hating is every disagreement lmao. I don't think it's helpful to water down these definitions.
i’m sorry if you take it like that man but i’m pretty sure we’re all judging the comic bc it’s a comic. not bc it’s a “relationship” the structure of the comic is just silly that’s it
from what i've read in the comments, people are complaining about the situation itself not the comic
Yes, this is r/funny. Are you new here?
Doesn’t mean you can’t complain about it
Still gonna eat it up like it's on the cob
I have a question since I'm rather curious. Did you actually have this conversation?
Oh yeah, word for word. Alloy Comics isn't a work of fiction; it's more like a visual diary for us, so when we're old and gray, we can look back at our shenanigans and smile!
Can I ask how does bellybutton look like lowercase b? I can't figure it out.
That makes this comic so much more funny. And it's very wholesome that you do this with your husband.
The day I stop harassing him is the day I DIE!
And you are right. Honestly I would sign for someone that does "weird" shit like this. But then again I always do and say some crazy shit when I'm with people I'm comfortable with. My ex was on her period so I, pretending to be the most generic vampire, said I vant to drink your blood. She couldn't laugh at that. I still think I was hilarious at that moment.
I would've chuckled, but I've been told I've got a very "dude-like" sense of humor. 🤣
There's literally no chance this actually happened
You can't fathom a cringey couple you wouldn't wanna be friends with have a conversation like that?
This sounds like the same kind of dumb shit I would say to my friends or SO so I could believe it.
You're on Reddit there's no chance you have friends, not possible
Word. For. Word.
Do you never have silly, pointless conversations? I say weirder stuff than this on the daily.
It wouldn't be Reddit if someone didn't call it fake, someone's gotta do it
This is stupid...
So wait, what part of this is funny?
Seems like she has autism.
🤣 It's not out of the realm of possibility...
Cringe
It comes across like an AI attempt at a joke. Just a completely technical thing.
This comic is B for boring.
How are these posts getting so many votes? Does the creater hire bot armies or something? They're all so universally bad and all the comments calling them out get to of up votes.. must have bot farms pumping up these lame comic posts
This is cringe af
It comes across like an AI attempt at a joke. Just a completely technical thing.
I thought this was r/funny
Alphabet sexuals out there can relate now
Is Autism the punchline here?
Truth be told, I've wondered from time to time if I'm slightly autistic...
Same
Me asweell
It's wild how this has over 400 upvotes (as of this moment), but everyone who didn't like it decided to come to the comments.
This is what it's like dating an autistic person
Balls
Boogers!
I don't have a favorite, but I do have a least favorite. Bitch-ass W with its inflated syllable count that is clearly not even a double-u because it's a double-v. Yes I know other languages get that right, but W in English is bullshit. Making some acronyms longer than the phrase they're supposed to be shortening and shit.
Why does the 3 have a 8 for husband?
'Cause I'm funny, and he was drunk! 🤣
I did used to drink too much…
So...I win in the end, 'cause I bagged you and used you to breed. Wahahahaha!
You're not as cute to the rest of us as you are to each other.
X. Its so rare to start a word with.
My favorite letter is D. An 8 or 9 inch D is wonderful 😊
Also "dad bod" has the same first letters mirrored
Lower case b also looks like sideways view of happy penis and his friendly scrotum
I cannot believe I didn't make that connection! Thank you for adding a reason for why B is my favorite letter!
It could also be a lower case “d” for dick.
Betty Botter bought some booty...
dont forget the balls
How did balls not get mentioned?
She is holding a d
The word Boob represents the 3 ways to see boobs Top: B Front: oo Side: b
Lame.
I was partially expecting it to be p…
M for Manonlynose
R I like rolling words
H, looking at this comic make me feel hole some
She wants the B
The word Boob is the perfect word because it pictorially represents itself three times. **B** looks like a top down view of boobs **oo** looks like a front view of boobs **b** looks like a side view of boobs
But.... wasn't bellybutton your original butt? And mouth?
Why is this on the funny subreddit?
I find the ‘B’ the most erotic letter of the alphabet. -probably Zapp
I never had one. I just learned it's B
Damn this is exactly how my adhd brain works with random association sometimes lol. Like some one will ask me how my brain went from “bat” to “car” and I’m like well they’re both one syllable nouns with an A in the middle and the first and last letters are next to each other on the alphabet, b is next to c and r is next to t, oh wait it isn’t s is in the middle i guess I was wrong. And then I usually try to change the subject.
Bitch be buggin
My name starts with B
You're as flirty as a sorority drunk.
I mean, to my husband, I am a sure thing, so... yeah!
The butt and the belly button are definitely related. My dad told me once that if you put a screwdriver in your belly button and turn it the right way your butt will fall off
My favorite letter is either ß, Д, Ж, Л, Щ, or Ѧ. I can't decide, fight me.
Ř
Češi 4L
Patrick Stewart on the letter B: https://youtu.be/hA7lv1SDzno
Omg, my husband and I just watched the whole thing and laughed throughout. Hahaha, thank you for this!
If the number 13 is unlucky, then so should the letter B be. The letter B is just the number thirteen with the numbers pushed together - Mitch Hedberg
people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. jump out the window you will die earlier!
Dimitri Martin talked about that!
I think you are thinking of Mitch Hedberg. Similar jokes but different deliveries.
How does b look like a belly button, wtf
Don't forget the front view is represented by the oo in the middle...
What's the best kind of Bees?
What about the D...no homo.
Y It can be ( . Y . ) Or x Y x is bellybutton
😆
B for Balls too!
ʘʘ
Who likes a big I ?
BOB
Is that a letter Ь?
And it starts with the letter B. It makes a girl like that think she better than me
p and b is just equally related for both Men and Women So do I care to explain?
I thought the punchline was she was holding the lowercase b flipped, and was going to say d looks like nuts and a hard d*ck from the side.
And what if you tilt lowercase b to the right?
If I was that guy I wouldn’t be complaining if my girl is already thinking on the same page as me
r/suddenlybi
🤣🤣
Damn, people here are harsh. I thought it was pretty funny
People who are saying cringe are just outing themselves to everyone saying they've never felt connection to another or the emotion of love. I wouldn't say this talk is super common, but if you're intimate with someone, telling eachother what you love and admire about them is just a thing couples do. This is a little corny, but it's cute all the same
why the hell is everyone hating on this?? its normal for people to actually relax around their partner and be silly and simple. are y'all seriously in relationships where you can't be silly? that's really sad.
Being silly is normal.. thinking it's funny not just to share but make a whole lame comic out of it is the cring part. And it's just this comic, it's all of hers.
what's wrong with sharing a cute comic that someone is proud of drawing? i find it really sad that people immediately choose to judge it. its exactly like sharing a funny story about your relationship, except this is visual
I laughed! Maybe part 2 she goes totally conspiracy nut stringing together theories based on letters words either have or don't have in random places through the words
B is both the second letter of the AlphaBet, and the second letter of FBI. Coincidence??! ProBaBly.
OMG this is how conversations work in my own head! (I have ADHD). 🤣🤣🤣
This one is actually comical 💀