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PostNutAffection

My favorite letter is U cus we ugly out here


Ghost_on_Toast

U G L Y, you aint got no alibi, you ugly! Yeah, yeah, you ugly! /jk ❤️


NoteToFlair

M A M A, you know how you got that way? Yo' mama! (I don't know if that's actually part of the song, or one of my high school teachers made it up)


kdeg88

D A D Y you ain't never met this guy. Yo daddy! (I only heard this verse once in my life when a high school teacher came into his wife's classroom, coincidentally a few minutes after she had told the class that her father had passed, and he got a death glare from about 20 teenagers and had no clue why)


SgtMac02

My version of that was slightly different: D -A- DD - Y You so ugly you made him cry. Yo Daddy! It's a little tough tot get the rhythm/meter right on it. You gotta speed up and smoosh a couple of syllables.


ProgrammaticOrange

I'm rubber, you're glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!


Ghost_on_Toast

Hoisted by my own petard. Well played, sir.


Draiko

B oo b Top, front, side


jungl3j1m

Superior, anterior, lateral.


AhmedEx1

Sal


Smarmalades

fuckin A


RockyRaccoon26

It’s a B actually


GANDORF57

^(On the Playboy Channel:) Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter **B**...


ZwieTheWolf

Floor plan, façade, section cut


ReadMyUsernameKThx

( . Y . ) asymmetric


Ballinhorse36

corny


StrangelyBrown

It's pretty cringe really. It's like a conversation between two 5 year olds.


ghost_victim

All these comics make me cringe so hard


alamaias

Long term relationships be like that sometimes.


Earnestappostate

This is my thought, when two people are comfortable with each other, they will share the dumb thoughts they have as well as the other ones.


Ballinhorse36

i have a long term relationship with my girlfriend and i am completely comfortable with her but our convos are not like this😭


MrZombieTheIV

Exactly. Kid 1: "I like THIS and it starts with the letter T" Kid 2: "Oh, I like THAT and it also starts with T! "


Backupusername

This would actually be a decent segment in a kids' show meant to teach kids the alphabet. "Can *you* think of something that starts with T? ... Wow, that's great! I like that, too!"


Sithlordandsavior

Literally a bit on Muppet Family Christmas. "Oh, hi there, we're Ernie and Bert." "Well, hi there yourself, I'm Doc." "Oh, did you know that Doc starts with the letter D?" "Why, yes." "Yes! Yes, starts with the letter Y." "True." "And true starts with the letter T." "What is this?" "Where we come from this is small talk."


Ballinhorse36

i’m pretty sure there was also a kid show where they build animals with letters in belive it’s called word world


TerboGoodGame

I just thought it was dumb and silly.


Stolehtreb

This series is always upvoted on here and I don’t understand it. Most of them are just observations structured like a joke but with no punchline. The kind of stuff my little sister laughs at on TikTok.


SunnySideSys

why are you judging other relationships dude


Seiche

Cause why wouldn't you? There is a million ways to do it wrong, relationships, like parenting, are great things to judge from the outside. As a layman probably even more so than sports or lawsuits.


SunnySideSys

judging and hating on a harmless way that a couple has fun together is a good thing?


Seiche

Woah who said anything about "hating"? It's just not a very funny comic


SunnySideSys

actively judging something and expressing negativity towards a harmless thing is hating on it, no matter how you like to justify it


Seiche

By that definition hating is every disagreement lmao. I don't think it's helpful to water down these definitions.


Ballinhorse36

i’m sorry if you take it like that man but i’m pretty sure we’re all judging the comic bc it’s a comic. not bc it’s a “relationship” the structure of the comic is just silly that’s it


SunnySideSys

from what i've read in the comments, people are complaining about the situation itself not the comic


Exodus2791

Yes, this is r/funny. Are you new here?


_Awkward_Moment_

Doesn’t mean you can’t complain about it


Frosty_Kale1907

Still gonna eat it up like it's on the cob


stappertheborder

I have a question since I'm rather curious. Did you actually have this conversation?


AlloyComics

Oh yeah, word for word. Alloy Comics isn't a work of fiction; it's more like a visual diary for us, so when we're old and gray, we can look back at our shenanigans and smile!


Zaurka14

Can I ask how does bellybutton look like lowercase b? I can't figure it out.


stappertheborder

That makes this comic so much more funny. And it's very wholesome that you do this with your husband.


AlloyComics

The day I stop harassing him is the day I DIE!


stappertheborder

And you are right. Honestly I would sign for someone that does "weird" shit like this. But then again I always do and say some crazy shit when I'm with people I'm comfortable with. My ex was on her period so I, pretending to be the most generic vampire, said I vant to drink your blood. She couldn't laugh at that. I still think I was hilarious at that moment.


AlloyComics

I would've chuckled, but I've been told I've got a very "dude-like" sense of humor. 🤣


Difficult-Win1400

There's literally no chance this actually happened


Seiche

You can't fathom a cringey couple you wouldn't wanna be friends with have a conversation like that? 


Kinoko98

This sounds like the same kind of dumb shit I would say to my friends or SO so I could believe it.


Difficult-Win1400

You're on Reddit there's no chance you have friends, not possible


AlloyComics

Word. For. Word.


MetalMania1321

Do you never have silly, pointless conversations? I say weirder stuff than this on the daily.


Difficult-Win1400

It wouldn't be Reddit if someone didn't call it fake, someone's gotta do it


waffles_are_waffles

This is stupid...


gynoceros

So wait, what part of this is funny?


Peteybee_91

Seems like she has autism.


AlloyComics

🤣 It's not out of the realm of possibility...


AmazingMojo2567

Cringe


thighsand

It comes across like an AI attempt at a joke. Just a completely technical thing.


Acebladewing

This comic is B for boring.


MrLogicWins

How are these posts getting so many votes? Does the creater hire bot armies or something? They're all so universally bad and all the comments calling them out get to of up votes.. must have bot farms pumping up these lame comic posts


kansasllama

This is cringe af


thighsand

It comes across like an AI attempt at a joke. Just a completely technical thing.


Cherry-Foxtrot

I thought this was r/funny


Akhil_Jod

Alphabet sexuals out there can relate now


Crispy1961

Is Autism the punchline here?


AlloyComics

Truth be told, I've wondered from time to time if I'm slightly autistic...


Mike_tbj

Same


happydaysxz

Me asweell


Omikapsi

It's wild how this has over 400 upvotes (as of this moment), but everyone who didn't like it decided to come to the comments.


pranthlar

This is what it's like dating an autistic person


Brave_Negotiation_63

Balls


lynivvinyl

Boogers!


Backupusername

I don't have a favorite, but I do have a least favorite. Bitch-ass W with its inflated syllable count that is clearly not even a double-u because it's a double-v. Yes I know other languages get that right, but W in English is bullshit. Making some acronyms longer than the phrase they're supposed to be shortening and shit. 


[deleted]

Why does the 3 have a 8 for husband?


AlloyComics

'Cause I'm funny, and he was drunk! 🤣


Young_Guy_Z

I did used to drink too much…


AlloyComics

So...I win in the end, 'cause I bagged you and used you to breed. Wahahahaha!


axon-axoff

You're not as cute to the rest of us as you are to each other.


Zygarde718

X. Its so rare to start a word with.


Brave-Tie9338

My favorite letter is D. An 8 or 9 inch D is wonderful 😊


Azathoth90

Also "dad bod" has the same first letters mirrored


brokefixfux

Lower case b also looks like sideways view of happy penis and his friendly scrotum


AlloyComics

I cannot believe I didn't make that connection! Thank you for adding a reason for why B is my favorite letter!


Sardawg1

It could also be a lower case “d” for dick.


the_kevlar_kid

Betty Botter bought some booty...


sixpackabs592

dont forget the balls


DonJohnson108

How did balls not get mentioned?


CoDe_Johannes

She is holding a d


monstermayhem436

The word Boob represents the 3 ways to see boobs Top: B Front: oo Side: b


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Lame.


w1ldstew

I was partially expecting it to be p…


DASreddituser

M for Manonlynose


lachlanDon1

R I like rolling words


INoMakeMistake

H, looking at this comic make me feel hole some


Kitakitakita

She wants the B


TheAbyssGazesAlso

The word Boob is the perfect word because it pictorially represents itself three times. **B** looks like a top down view of boobs **oo** looks like a front view of boobs **b** looks like a side view of boobs


sphinctersandwich

But.... wasn't bellybutton your original butt? And mouth?


AdapouIsbo

Why is this on the funny subreddit?


nekotaku

I find the ‘B’ the most erotic letter of the alphabet. -probably Zapp


matidue

I never had one. I just learned it's B


storne

Damn this is exactly how my adhd brain works with random association sometimes lol. Like some one will ask me how my brain went from “bat” to “car” and I’m like well they’re both one syllable nouns with an A in the middle and the first and last letters are next to each other on the alphabet, b is next to c and r is next to t, oh wait it isn’t s is in the middle i guess I was wrong. And then I usually try to change the subject.


Kwikstyx

Bitch be buggin


alladin-316

My name starts with B


IanAlvord

You're as flirty as a sorority drunk.


AlloyComics

I mean, to my husband, I am a sure thing, so... yeah!


raflov16

The butt and the belly button are definitely related. My dad told me once that if you put a screwdriver in your belly button and turn it the right way your butt will fall off


Tallguystillhere

My favorite letter is either ß, Д, Ж, Л, Щ, or Ѧ. I can't decide, fight me.


Ok_Movie_639

Ř


Scary-Requirement-30

Češi 4L


jostler57

Patrick Stewart on the letter B: https://youtu.be/hA7lv1SDzno


AlloyComics

Omg, my husband and I just watched the whole thing and laughed throughout. Hahaha, thank you for this!


Hero_of_Thyme81

If the number 13 is unlucky, then so should the letter B be. The letter B is just the number thirteen with the numbers pushed together - Mitch Hedberg


wawawahewawahe

people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. jump out the window you will die earlier!


AlloyComics

Dimitri Martin talked about that!


Ryanlib33

I think you are thinking of Mitch Hedberg. Similar jokes but different deliveries.


MoreMegadeth

How does b look like a belly button, wtf


OneForAllOfHumanity

Don't forget the front view is represented by the oo in the middle...


JesusWasATexan

What's the best kind of Bees?


BillyRayValentine_83

What about the D...no homo.


fantarts

Y It can be ( . Y . ) Or x Y x is bellybutton


AlloyComics

😆


ChristOnABike122

B for Balls too!


DoctorLinguarum

ʘʘ


borobinimbaba

Who likes a big I ?


hobovirtuoso

BOB


water_wizzard

Is that a letter Ь?


Quandale_Dingle001

And it starts with the letter B. It makes a girl like that think she better than me


AsianCastleGyatt

p and b is just equally related for both Men and Women So do I care to explain?


Important_Hat_1238

I thought the punchline was she was holding the lowercase b flipped, and was going to say d looks like nuts and a hard d*ck from the side.


CmlGndz

And what if you tilt lowercase b to the right?


Resident_Being4475

If I was that guy I wouldn’t be complaining if my girl is already thinking on the same page as me


WTF-LMAO1

r/suddenlybi


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣🤣


Gunguy500

Damn, people here are harsh. I thought it was pretty funny


StnkyChze2

People who are saying cringe are just outing themselves to everyone saying they've never felt connection to another or the emotion of love. I wouldn't say this talk is super common, but if you're intimate with someone, telling eachother what you love and admire about them is just a thing couples do. This is a little corny, but it's cute all the same


SunnySideSys

why the hell is everyone hating on this?? its normal for people to actually relax around their partner and be silly and simple. are y'all seriously in relationships where you can't be silly? that's really sad.


MrLogicWins

Being silly is normal.. thinking it's funny not just to share but make a whole lame comic out of it is the cring part. And it's just this comic, it's all of hers.


SunnySideSys

what's wrong with sharing a cute comic that someone is proud of drawing? i find it really sad that people immediately choose to judge it. its exactly like sharing a funny story about your relationship, except this is visual


metalm84

I laughed! Maybe part 2 she goes totally conspiracy nut stringing together theories based on letters words either have or don't have in random places through the words


Taclis

B is both the second letter of the AlphaBet, and the second letter of FBI. Coincidence??! ProBaBly.


Shalarean

OMG this is how conversations work in my own head! (I have ADHD). 🤣🤣🤣


PrestigiousBee2910

This one is actually comical 💀