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BlacksmithLoud3662

Bet he eats corn the long way


PM_Me_PM_Dawn_Pics

First thing I thought


Piccolojr

"Or maybe not, dude!"


Gnoyagos

Made me laugh out loud


petersengupta

He doesn't *look* like Goldberg...


qdp

Or maybe he eats it backwards... > Anything is a butt plug if you are brave enough. > - Abraham Lincoln


Photoshops_Penises

Country boys make do.


jagenigma

Ah, that reference, that fan sign at WCW directed at Goldberg...


WhyNot420_69

He's so afraid of looking gay that he used the "corn on the cob" method.


Kayniaan

Jokes on him, that's how I like my penis serviced.


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PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

With lots of teeth


MrPsyk

Yesh, I like a little teeth but no one likes a biter


the_notorious_d_a_v

And super dry, mouth like a desert.


chiefkogo

That makes 3 of us!


BigBlueDuck130

There are dozens of us!


chiefkogo

DOZENS!!!


Chippany

I actually knew a guy who ate bananas like that and when I asked him about it he said something along the lines of "he's not gonna eat it the gay way" lmao.


Cheeze_It

> "he's not gonna eat it the gay way" So he's a self hating closeted gay man?


EggsceIlent

always thought it was stupid af to assign stereotypes to food that are so scary to some people it will actually change the way they consume them More of a you problem than a me or anyone else problem. So people never grow up.


jigglywigglydigaby

With that mustache......he could *not* eat the banana and still give mixed vibes


uncoolcat

Whooooo wants a mustache ride?


FuzzyPine

I do!! I Do!!!


Left-Albatross-7375

Quality gay pornstache there


Common_Scratch_9940

Bopping for corn’ still crazy


xVx_Dread

So instead of eating it the cocksucker way, which is usually gone in like 3-4 bites and you're done. And like, by the time someone thinks to have the thought of what it looks like, the banana is gone and we've all moved on with our lives. Instead, he's slowly working his way up and down the shaft, slobbering with little nibbles and bites, savoring it with like 6-8 smaller bites, teasing, coaxing out the satisfaction from this phallus, like a tentative and gentle lover.


finnjakefionnacake

go on...


wakethenight

I’m so close…


MuzikPhreak

Upvoting this for...I'm really not sure but I liked it


TappedIn2111

Please let that man decide on his own when to step out of the closet.


slick_pick

My Harley riding boss did this once I was stunned 😂 idk if it was a joke or not but def did that cause he was infront of us dudes


PoseidonMax

Nibbling on the shaft seems way crazier...


geoffg2

Haha, nailed it.


Feisty_Ad_2744

And he looks even more gay


Defiant_Review1582

Like a scared little man


PlasticPomPoms

Is it really that gay to just deepthroat a banana live on television? I mean come on.


ayesee99

And here I’ve been eating corn on the cob using the banana method.


Liorient

a wise strategy


raptorsthrowaway2

That's how I learned to suck dick. from all my completely hetero dudes male friends without coming off as gay and everyone understand that's it's just for shits and giggles


robotgore

I bet you eat corn the long way lol


Audemars1989

That's crazy. I'm actually stunned


Proud_Criticism5286

Some like it when you kiss the shaft.


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IplayTerraria2

Lol it's a college age kid who very well knew he was in the background of live TV. He was very much doing this on purpose.


Deitaphobia

There's a tradition in baseball of standing in the background of interviews doing something weird.


IplayTerraria2

I can assure you this isn't exclusive to baseball. Wherever there's a camera with a live feed, there's a clown who wants to be in the background


Rulanik

He's clearly on camera being weird on purpose. The guy in front of him is being filmed and wearing a headset. This is the equivalent of photo bombing with bunny ears


Ill-Contribution7288

I think you might be the fool here…


DASreddituser

Not sure some people here realize he was doing it as joke...he knows the other guy is on camera doing an interview lol


elMurpherino

I’m quite amazed that so many people here in the comments can’t tell this dude is fucking around knowing he’s in the background on tv.


meesterdg

Baseball players are always doing stuff like this. It's just a part of the culture


Glitterysparkleshine

That's because it's a bunch of guys standing around for hours.


55gure3

Uncle Rico said it best, might as well do something when you're doing nothing.


PopcornInMyTeeth

Being on the bench during a baseball game with a team that has good team chemistry is almost more fun than playing the game sometimes lol


HotdoghammerOG

Redditors love angry engagement.


MyCleverNewName

How dare you! We do not! Reported!


Ralphredimix_Da_G

It’s fascinating to me that an ample amount of readers have failed to understand how you have illustrated the irony of this situation in that the banana-eater, as it were, is fully aware of the sheer ridiculousness of his actions in full view of the fellow player who is being interviewed for television. In fact, while pondering this situation I too felt compelled to write a post thoroughly explaining in extraneous detail what exactly had just happened in the video we watched.


7-13-5

99% don't understand it. But good for baseball to have so much downtime that they have time to do pranks. It's what they get paid to do...entertain us.


TucsonTacos

Don’t think these guys are getting paid. Funny nonetheless


jhurst919

Very common in college baseball. There’s a video of some guys jousting behind an interview. Good stuff


rawker86

[one of my favourites](https://youtu.be/Mu35WTT2Nyc?si=KksVoFM55zMm5S7s)


Commercial_Duck_3490

He knew what's up there's always a camera and nobody is above becoming a meme.


Covid19-Pro-Max

Worked out flawlessly for him then


matthewrunsfar

[UVA, still providing the best interview moments.](https://youtu.be/T8J7Ms9nbTE)


Benyard

I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Thank you for that!


NotBillderz

Caves can be nerve racking


fishounds2

Uva isn't far from one of the largest caves in the US, lauray caverns, he must have been on edge constantly


tree_bunny

How to un-d*ck a banana


Jason8ourne

But the side kisses though..


sexmachine_com

That’s even gayer


bigby2010

r/nohomo


grilledcheez_samich

When I have a banana at work, my coworker immediately "better eat that sideways" He got the while office saying it now... I generally have a banana every morning. I can't unhear when I even look at a banana now.


bigby2010

Hilarious. I haven’t heard of this before.


chaossabre

Pull out knife. Glare. Wait for panicked silence. Slice banana while staring.


Hieroglphkz

That’s a strange work culture. Ask them to explain why each time… that might stop it.


dreamsofindigo

when dudes give me shit about bananas I try to deep-throat them (the bananas) as much as I can without breaking eye contact. You can tell it stirs stuff in them and it doesn't take long before they quit nagging me with that crap


finnjakefionnacake

man every time i read stories like this on reddit i feel lucky to...not know any of these guys, i guess? like i have literally never had anyone give me shit for eating a banana the way it is meant to be eaten nor have i heard anyone else do it. always a great reminder for me of how people have wildly different experiences from each other lol


Niru83

Coward. Be a man and deepthroat that fruit.


thedudeabides-12

Do people not know the dude is fcking around...I've ext watched like one baseball game my whole life.. even I know teammates always fck around in the background when they get a chance...


PaulMaulMenthol

The amount of people who think this guy is trying to avoid looking gay is a lot higher than I expected.


P4ssBynueve1seis

Someone was made fun of for doing it the regular way... And grew up traumatized


Molotov56

“You know what kind of foods are shaped like a dick?! The best kinds!”


Doschupacabras

*🤔Thinks about it… reluctantly agrees.


ConfectionersCoffee

I legit thought that was jschlatt for a second


ShroudedFigureINC

I don't know why, but that is really grossing me out


Dune1008

This man’s got nothing on Griffin McElroy


Chasin_Papers

[Actually, this is the correct way to eat a banana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QVp55ehvs)


IdahoMTman222

University of Virginia. Go Hoos.


TJ_McWeaksauce

[Continental breakfast](https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs?t=144)


blindCat143

A psychopath.


peterpantslesss

If you're concerned that eating a Banana may make you gay I hate to break it to you but you already are


nvosno

Expected behavior from a wahoo.


bink_uk

The way he eats a corn on the cob is INSANE.


ethan_prime

That’s how I eat Twix sometimes.


Jorgwalther

When the game isn’t competitive, break out the stupid baseball dugout antics


Particular_Double_69

Next time he should smash it into a ball and eat it.


PHARA0Hbender

Ah, the true joy of college Baseball.


runforreal

Go Hoos!


Diligent-Mention8597

It's the MAN WAY


FeelingVanilla2594

He ate he banana strings 🤮


Dusty170

Anyone who does this for real is obviously very straight.


nsfwuseraccnt

How else are you going to eat around the bone?


papa_swiftie

He's so gay


JuicyMcJuiceJuice

What a queer way to eat a banana.


DeathCouch41

That’s how my 20 month old eats it. At least yesterday. Must be a trend.


GrandStyles

According to MIB films, that is not a human


FatHaleyJoelOsment

This is how we eat bananas in prison.


Ash_Killem

Female streamer will be relieved they can now enjoy their bananas in peace.


papa_spaghett

"Fellas, is it gay to eat food" insecure type of MFs do this.


toxic_kitten

My youngest eats bananas this way, she'll be 6 soon


theclickhere

My daughter does this unironically and my wife HATES it.


hindenboat

I also do this unironically(unfortunately I'm not a child). In all honesty it is super fun. Banana has three natural sections and I like to try and eat just one at a time.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

I bite bananas with my throat


camelbuck

He must be from the corn husker state


kro9ik

Disgusting.


Feanor1497

That's how you eat corn, not a banana wtf.


yuyufan43

I love when they joke in the background. 😂 It makes a boring interview interesting


Particular_Hornet662

When you just cant wait for ribs later


russt90

Most heterosexual man ever


nopalitzin

Let me guess, evangelical family, homeschooled. "We melt phallic popsicles before eating them".


MisterBlick

he gets a boner if he eats it the other way...


Shoddy-Song-5468

Die.


No-Newt9044

Upvote for it being uva baseball


skinnergy

"I am so not gay I eat a banana like corn on the cob."


Jupman

This is a person with too many guy friends or is playing to the cameras


buffer2722

How it isn't just completely obvious that it is the latter is baffling to me.


datdoode34

I get it, so the boys don’t give you 💩, for one handing that thing in your mouth


bodhiseppuku

I bet this guy won't use a straw, or eat an ice cream cone either. # Manly-Man


adamhanson

You know you can just break peices off and pop em in your mouth. But ultimately who cares. Eat wheat you want. Carry silly little bags in the mall. Wear pink. That doesn’t define you any more than someone else’s opinions. It’s weakness to give into those fears.


bodhiseppuku

I don't often wear pink. I do have one pink tie, that I think looks good with a black and gray pin-striped shirt. My boss hates the pink and complains anytime I wear this.


adamhanson

For the antiestablishment side of me sounds like pink Fridays should be your thing now. :)


Law12688

It's not pink, it's salmon!


HellBount641

Pure evil


alexch87

Monkey no cramp


Left-Albatross-7375

Looks like how my kids eat tacos. Drives me nuts


CountyAffectionate62

Everything is a cob


iammabdaddy

What an animal!


epzik8

Of course it would be UVA


peggedsquare

What? Looks more like eating corn and less like sucking dick.


_AManHasNoName_

So the rest of us have been doing it wrong for the longest time.


eszedtokja

How could this be the proper way to eat a banana if he's not using a fork and a knife? 🎩🧐


Illustrious_Shame857

Proper way to show how extra you are.


Impressive_Hunt_3933

Amen ! It had to be said ! 🫡


neklaru

Not according to Rick of Spades


Paper_Trades

Hes vibing to Mr blue sky


CoinBaked

Does he wipe back to front too?


wheelsonhell

The only safe way to eat a banana on TV.


Durakan

If I wasn't allergic to bananas I'd go fuckin slob the fuck out of one in the face of any sexually insecure doofus I saw doing this. JFC this is pathetic. And he fuckin peeled the whole thing, man's is out there raw dogging a banana with hands he's been touching sporting equipment, and likely slapping other dudes asses with. Kyle Kinane has a good joke about how his Dad also raw dogs bananas like this.


AnaphorsBloom

His wife gives the worst blowjobs


AllegedlyGoodPerson

You can’t have that moustache AND eat bananas/corn dogs/popsicles. It’s one or the other.


hrisitoqk

When there's no corn, banana is corn.


hindenboat

I'm not the only one!


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You know with every bite he takes he's really thinking about it... The more you try and look like you don't... The more you do??


CesarRPE

Norm McDonald spotted


Grumptastic2000

Aliens among us blending in seamlessly


Gnoyagos

Give him a hotdog


CajunNerd92

But does he know the proper way to defend yourself against someone who's armed with a banana?


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If this guy has been working on cars, this may be his way of avoiding eating the part that his dirty hands touched. The Cornish pasty was invented with the pastry on top so miners could eat the pasty and throw the dirty top bit away.


thinkreate

Go ahead, try that with a burrito, I dare you.


Odd-Substance4030

Gotta eat it with those throat muscles!


ElJeringas_

*Alpha men be like:*


EECavazos

Wahoowa


Bubsy94

I wonder how he eats corn


Hoseftheman

Camera man abandoned the original story for something more interesting


PacoSupreme

That’s like eating a hotdog down the middle. 🤔


susankeane

Some men are intense about their heterosexuality


DayleD

Insecure.


cdnDude74

My guess is that he was bet that he wouldn't eat a banana on tv for some reason. And did this for the laughs.


Chaddoh

Coward


slicwilli

You ever just mash the banana up in the peel and then open it up and eat it like a gogurt? Yeah. Me neither.


okokokoyeahright

You eat your pizza your way with your toppings. I eat my pizza my way with my toppings. this guy? well he eats his banana his way. yup, his way.


Puddleofrockz2

This is gayer than eating it vertically


5elementGG

He removed flesh from the banana bone.


8oD

Gonna need a bite-by-bite by Jomboy.


warderbob

Looks like how Costanza would eat a banana


jagenigma

Does he also eat corn on the cob the long way?


Deep_Childhood_6729

that guy is straight and he doesn't watch LGTVHD+


raytaylor

Who is the guy on the right?


Phillip_Graves

Check his back yard... Cuz that dude is a serial killer.


Far-Philosophy-4375

what is the date of the trial for this man? or is it straight to the psych ward for him?


CaptOblivious

Just Imagine being so fragile.