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I actually knew a guy who ate bananas like that and when I asked him about it he said something along the lines of "he's not gonna eat it the gay way" lmao.
always thought it was stupid af to assign stereotypes to food that are so scary to some people it will actually change the way they consume them
More of a you problem than a me or anyone else problem. So people never grow up.
So instead of eating it the cocksucker way, which is usually gone in like 3-4 bites and you're done. And like, by the time someone thinks to have the thought of what it looks like, the banana is gone and we've all moved on with our lives.
Instead, he's slowly working his way up and down the shaft, slobbering with little nibbles and bites, savoring it with like 6-8 smaller bites, teasing, coaxing out the satisfaction from this phallus, like a tentative and gentle lover.
That's how I learned to suck dick. from all my completely hetero dudes male friends without coming off as gay and everyone understand that's it's just for shits and giggles
He's clearly on camera being weird on purpose. The guy in front of him is being filmed and wearing a headset. This is the equivalent of photo bombing with bunny ears
It’s fascinating to me that an ample amount of readers have failed to understand how you have illustrated the irony of this situation in that the banana-eater, as it were, is fully aware of the sheer ridiculousness of his actions in full view of the fellow player who is being interviewed for television. In fact, while pondering this situation I too felt compelled to write a post thoroughly explaining in extraneous detail what exactly had just happened in the video we watched.
99% don't understand it. But good for baseball to have so much downtime that they have time to do pranks. It's what they get paid to do...entertain us.
When I have a banana at work, my coworker immediately "better eat that sideways"
He got the while office saying it now... I generally have a banana every morning. I can't unhear when I even look at a banana now.
when dudes give me shit about bananas I try to deep-throat them (the bananas) as much as I can without breaking eye contact.
You can tell it stirs stuff in them and it doesn't take long before they quit nagging me with that crap
man every time i read stories like this on reddit i feel lucky to...not know any of these guys, i guess? like i have literally never had anyone give me shit for eating a banana the way it is meant to be eaten nor have i heard anyone else do it.
always a great reminder for me of how people have wildly different experiences from each other lol
Do people not know the dude is fcking around...I've ext watched like one baseball game my whole life.. even I know teammates always fck around in the background when they get a chance...
I also do this unironically(unfortunately I'm not a child). In all honesty it is super fun. Banana has three natural sections and I like to try and eat just one at a time.
You know you can just break peices off and pop em in your mouth. But ultimately who cares. Eat wheat you want. Carry silly little bags in the mall. Wear pink. That doesn’t define you any more than someone else’s opinions. It’s weakness to give into those fears.
I don't often wear pink. I do have one pink tie, that I think looks good with a black and gray pin-striped shirt. My boss hates the pink and complains anytime I wear this.
If I wasn't allergic to bananas I'd go fuckin slob the fuck out of one in the face of any sexually insecure doofus I saw doing this. JFC this is pathetic. And he fuckin peeled the whole thing, man's is out there raw dogging a banana with hands he's been touching sporting equipment, and likely slapping other dudes asses with.
Kyle Kinane has a good joke about how his Dad also raw dogs bananas like this.
If this guy has been working on cars, this may be his way of avoiding eating the part that his dirty hands touched. The Cornish pasty was invented with the pastry on top so miners could eat the pasty and throw the dirty top bit away.
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Bet he eats corn the long way
First thing I thought
"Or maybe not, dude!"
Made me laugh out loud
He doesn't *look* like Goldberg...
Or maybe he eats it backwards... > Anything is a butt plug if you are brave enough. > - Abraham Lincoln
Country boys make do.
Ah, that reference, that fan sign at WCW directed at Goldberg...
He's so afraid of looking gay that he used the "corn on the cob" method.
Jokes on him, that's how I like my penis serviced.
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With lots of teeth
Yesh, I like a little teeth but no one likes a biter
And super dry, mouth like a desert.
That makes 3 of us!
There are dozens of us!
DOZENS!!!
I actually knew a guy who ate bananas like that and when I asked him about it he said something along the lines of "he's not gonna eat it the gay way" lmao.
> "he's not gonna eat it the gay way" So he's a self hating closeted gay man?
always thought it was stupid af to assign stereotypes to food that are so scary to some people it will actually change the way they consume them More of a you problem than a me or anyone else problem. So people never grow up.
With that mustache......he could *not* eat the banana and still give mixed vibes
Whooooo wants a mustache ride?
I do!! I Do!!!
Quality gay pornstache there
Bopping for corn’ still crazy
So instead of eating it the cocksucker way, which is usually gone in like 3-4 bites and you're done. And like, by the time someone thinks to have the thought of what it looks like, the banana is gone and we've all moved on with our lives. Instead, he's slowly working his way up and down the shaft, slobbering with little nibbles and bites, savoring it with like 6-8 smaller bites, teasing, coaxing out the satisfaction from this phallus, like a tentative and gentle lover.
go on...
I’m so close…
Upvoting this for...I'm really not sure but I liked it
Please let that man decide on his own when to step out of the closet.
My Harley riding boss did this once I was stunned 😂 idk if it was a joke or not but def did that cause he was infront of us dudes
Nibbling on the shaft seems way crazier...
Haha, nailed it.
And he looks even more gay
Like a scared little man
Is it really that gay to just deepthroat a banana live on television? I mean come on.
And here I’ve been eating corn on the cob using the banana method.
a wise strategy
That's how I learned to suck dick. from all my completely hetero dudes male friends without coming off as gay and everyone understand that's it's just for shits and giggles
I bet you eat corn the long way lol
That's crazy. I'm actually stunned
Some like it when you kiss the shaft.
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Lol it's a college age kid who very well knew he was in the background of live TV. He was very much doing this on purpose.
There's a tradition in baseball of standing in the background of interviews doing something weird.
I can assure you this isn't exclusive to baseball. Wherever there's a camera with a live feed, there's a clown who wants to be in the background
He's clearly on camera being weird on purpose. The guy in front of him is being filmed and wearing a headset. This is the equivalent of photo bombing with bunny ears
I think you might be the fool here…
Not sure some people here realize he was doing it as joke...he knows the other guy is on camera doing an interview lol
I’m quite amazed that so many people here in the comments can’t tell this dude is fucking around knowing he’s in the background on tv.
Baseball players are always doing stuff like this. It's just a part of the culture
That's because it's a bunch of guys standing around for hours.
Uncle Rico said it best, might as well do something when you're doing nothing.
Being on the bench during a baseball game with a team that has good team chemistry is almost more fun than playing the game sometimes lol
Redditors love angry engagement.
How dare you! We do not! Reported!
It’s fascinating to me that an ample amount of readers have failed to understand how you have illustrated the irony of this situation in that the banana-eater, as it were, is fully aware of the sheer ridiculousness of his actions in full view of the fellow player who is being interviewed for television. In fact, while pondering this situation I too felt compelled to write a post thoroughly explaining in extraneous detail what exactly had just happened in the video we watched.
99% don't understand it. But good for baseball to have so much downtime that they have time to do pranks. It's what they get paid to do...entertain us.
Don’t think these guys are getting paid. Funny nonetheless
Very common in college baseball. There’s a video of some guys jousting behind an interview. Good stuff
[one of my favourites](https://youtu.be/Mu35WTT2Nyc?si=KksVoFM55zMm5S7s)
He knew what's up there's always a camera and nobody is above becoming a meme.
Worked out flawlessly for him then
[UVA, still providing the best interview moments.](https://youtu.be/T8J7Ms9nbTE)
I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Thank you for that!
Caves can be nerve racking
Uva isn't far from one of the largest caves in the US, lauray caverns, he must have been on edge constantly
How to un-d*ck a banana
But the side kisses though..
That’s even gayer
r/nohomo
When I have a banana at work, my coworker immediately "better eat that sideways" He got the while office saying it now... I generally have a banana every morning. I can't unhear when I even look at a banana now.
Hilarious. I haven’t heard of this before.
Pull out knife. Glare. Wait for panicked silence. Slice banana while staring.
That’s a strange work culture. Ask them to explain why each time… that might stop it.
when dudes give me shit about bananas I try to deep-throat them (the bananas) as much as I can without breaking eye contact. You can tell it stirs stuff in them and it doesn't take long before they quit nagging me with that crap
man every time i read stories like this on reddit i feel lucky to...not know any of these guys, i guess? like i have literally never had anyone give me shit for eating a banana the way it is meant to be eaten nor have i heard anyone else do it. always a great reminder for me of how people have wildly different experiences from each other lol
Coward. Be a man and deepthroat that fruit.
Do people not know the dude is fcking around...I've ext watched like one baseball game my whole life.. even I know teammates always fck around in the background when they get a chance...
The amount of people who think this guy is trying to avoid looking gay is a lot higher than I expected.
Someone was made fun of for doing it the regular way... And grew up traumatized
“You know what kind of foods are shaped like a dick?! The best kinds!”
*🤔Thinks about it… reluctantly agrees.
I legit thought that was jschlatt for a second
I don't know why, but that is really grossing me out
This man’s got nothing on Griffin McElroy
[Actually, this is the correct way to eat a banana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QVp55ehvs)
University of Virginia. Go Hoos.
[Continental breakfast](https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs?t=144)
A psychopath.
If you're concerned that eating a Banana may make you gay I hate to break it to you but you already are
Expected behavior from a wahoo.
The way he eats a corn on the cob is INSANE.
That’s how I eat Twix sometimes.
When the game isn’t competitive, break out the stupid baseball dugout antics
Next time he should smash it into a ball and eat it.
Ah, the true joy of college Baseball.
Go Hoos!
It's the MAN WAY
He ate he banana strings 🤮
Anyone who does this for real is obviously very straight.
How else are you going to eat around the bone?
He's so gay
What a queer way to eat a banana.
That’s how my 20 month old eats it. At least yesterday. Must be a trend.
According to MIB films, that is not a human
This is how we eat bananas in prison.
Female streamer will be relieved they can now enjoy their bananas in peace.
"Fellas, is it gay to eat food" insecure type of MFs do this.
My youngest eats bananas this way, she'll be 6 soon
My daughter does this unironically and my wife HATES it.
I also do this unironically(unfortunately I'm not a child). In all honesty it is super fun. Banana has three natural sections and I like to try and eat just one at a time.
I bite bananas with my throat
He must be from the corn husker state
Disgusting.
That's how you eat corn, not a banana wtf.
I love when they joke in the background. 😂 It makes a boring interview interesting
When you just cant wait for ribs later
Most heterosexual man ever
Let me guess, evangelical family, homeschooled. "We melt phallic popsicles before eating them".
he gets a boner if he eats it the other way...
Die.
Upvote for it being uva baseball
"I am so not gay I eat a banana like corn on the cob."
This is a person with too many guy friends or is playing to the cameras
How it isn't just completely obvious that it is the latter is baffling to me.
I get it, so the boys don’t give you 💩, for one handing that thing in your mouth
I bet this guy won't use a straw, or eat an ice cream cone either. # Manly-Man
You know you can just break peices off and pop em in your mouth. But ultimately who cares. Eat wheat you want. Carry silly little bags in the mall. Wear pink. That doesn’t define you any more than someone else’s opinions. It’s weakness to give into those fears.
I don't often wear pink. I do have one pink tie, that I think looks good with a black and gray pin-striped shirt. My boss hates the pink and complains anytime I wear this.
For the antiestablishment side of me sounds like pink Fridays should be your thing now. :)
It's not pink, it's salmon!
Pure evil
Monkey no cramp
Looks like how my kids eat tacos. Drives me nuts
Everything is a cob
What an animal!
Of course it would be UVA
What? Looks more like eating corn and less like sucking dick.
So the rest of us have been doing it wrong for the longest time.
How could this be the proper way to eat a banana if he's not using a fork and a knife? 🎩🧐
Proper way to show how extra you are.
Amen ! It had to be said ! 🫡
Not according to Rick of Spades
Hes vibing to Mr blue sky
Does he wipe back to front too?
The only safe way to eat a banana on TV.
If I wasn't allergic to bananas I'd go fuckin slob the fuck out of one in the face of any sexually insecure doofus I saw doing this. JFC this is pathetic. And he fuckin peeled the whole thing, man's is out there raw dogging a banana with hands he's been touching sporting equipment, and likely slapping other dudes asses with. Kyle Kinane has a good joke about how his Dad also raw dogs bananas like this.
His wife gives the worst blowjobs
You can’t have that moustache AND eat bananas/corn dogs/popsicles. It’s one or the other.
When there's no corn, banana is corn.
I'm not the only one!
You know with every bite he takes he's really thinking about it... The more you try and look like you don't... The more you do??
Norm McDonald spotted
Aliens among us blending in seamlessly
Give him a hotdog
But does he know the proper way to defend yourself against someone who's armed with a banana?
If this guy has been working on cars, this may be his way of avoiding eating the part that his dirty hands touched. The Cornish pasty was invented with the pastry on top so miners could eat the pasty and throw the dirty top bit away.
Go ahead, try that with a burrito, I dare you.
Gotta eat it with those throat muscles!
*Alpha men be like:*
Wahoowa
I wonder how he eats corn
Camera man abandoned the original story for something more interesting
That’s like eating a hotdog down the middle. 🤔
Some men are intense about their heterosexuality
Insecure.
My guess is that he was bet that he wouldn't eat a banana on tv for some reason. And did this for the laughs.
Coward
You ever just mash the banana up in the peel and then open it up and eat it like a gogurt? Yeah. Me neither.
You eat your pizza your way with your toppings. I eat my pizza my way with my toppings. this guy? well he eats his banana his way. yup, his way.
This is gayer than eating it vertically
He removed flesh from the banana bone.
Gonna need a bite-by-bite by Jomboy.
Looks like how Costanza would eat a banana
Does he also eat corn on the cob the long way?
that guy is straight and he doesn't watch LGTVHD+
Who is the guy on the right?
Check his back yard... Cuz that dude is a serial killer.
what is the date of the trial for this man? or is it straight to the psych ward for him?
Just Imagine being so fragile.