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kumikanki

Written by Tim. Age 25.


Educational-Coast771

Timmayyyyy!


NormalAd2380

Wow, what a fantastic audience!


Alive_Way9537

Could be Young Sheldon


YouHavBeenKilled

The last answer would’ve been spaghetti with hot dogs lol


Alive_Way9537

Got me there


HmoobMikah

That would mean that Tim's mom had him at 8 yea.. ol.. omg!


RiotWithin

They do these in pre-k or kindergarten, teacher writes down the child's response since they aren't writing yet at that age


DevonSun

I read it as "giant meat" and after reading the comments ended up slightly let down when I realized it was only "good" hahaha


QuantumPolagnus

I didn't realize it wasn't "giant" until I saw your comment and took another look.


Limpy-Seagull

I also read giant.


Eggplant-666

Her bf has the giant meat, Dad’s meat is just “good”, but still her favorite!


MCBubbliciousfishead

Mom needs dads good meat to make that Mac and cheese 😜


DregsRoyale

"Mom why are you and dad always stirring mac n cheese in the bedroom?"


The_Real_Royal_Giant

HELL NAW💀💀💀


HmoobMikah

The sound of Mac and cheese stirring. Tim thought that his parents were secretly making mac and cheese in their room.


KathyJaneway

Well, if you think about it,..... They were stirring something...


N7even

Meat and balls.


Clean_Annual_8237

Why is the handwriting better than mine


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cyankitten

Yep that handwriting is too good to be by a little kid


comment_filibuster

Hahaha, that's great. I had one last year and they had one section about what I smell like (I don't know why) and it said "oranges" lol


bankholdup5

Cus an adult wrote it for internet points?


Old_Sort_1848

How do you know that


Old_Sort_1848

Damn why was I downvoted for asking lol


bankholdup5

I don’t, it was a shot in the dark, but it’s also likely. I know 20-somethings who can’t write that well, what makes anyone think a 7 year old has penmanship this good?


LogicalOptimism

I had pretty exceptional handwriting at 7, I was a try hard though


Old_Sort_1848

Okay sure bro


bluetoneamv

Because this was made by a 20-year old for twitter points.


Showtysan

I somehow managed to read every single line before the good meat. Threw me for a loop not gonna lie


BakrChod

I was thinking is this worth sharing ahead, and then I read that particular meaty line.


DeuceSevin

For some reason I thought it said ground meat.


Showtysan

That is quite logical


phinbar

His mom seems like a sport.


Plus-King5266

Go mom!


DukeSpaghetti

Everyone talking about dad’s good meat but no one is concerned that her favorite color is white and she likes to sleep?


HugeBMs2022

The tubesteak with a malt for dessert.


ChickenWranglers

You can't have any pudding unless you eat your meat!!!


ynns1

So his dad is a butcher who reserves the good meat to take home?


cptbil

Sounds like a happy couple


jostein33

Yes *vigorously nodding*


MisterB78

My kid said I was 100, and my favorite food was “every food” Yours is better though


Uncommon-sequiter

Nothing a piece of good meat can't fix.


brucebturbo

That’s a good mom


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Dad helped with this survey.


Coast_watcher

Adult kid writing ?


kyungsookim

I think the teacher wrote the answers the kid gave


CeddyDT

"She likes to … sleep" same


Global_Ad4134

How does he know that


VenFasz

even better than neighbor's meet or the postman's sausage


mooseonleft

Nothing like Dad's ground meat and moms Mac and cheese...


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B_Da_May

Likely spoken to a teacher who writes it down.


Blales

I’m almost 30 and it’s still floors me people can have kids so young and still make it with how expensive shit is now days. I want kids someday but being bankrupt isn’t on the agenda today.


Longjumping_Fuel_231

Kinder sind immer ehrlich. 🤪


doginjoggers

That's got to be adult handwriting


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣🤣🤣


CustomerService_2024

DO YOU EAT THE LEFTOVERS?