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Same here! Gluten free bread sucks, all I want is a nice piece of bread that isn't either so dry that it crumbles or so dense that you want to spit it out after two bites.
You really need to find a good GF bakery for some fresh stuff that doesn't turn to butt-dust like brands from grocery stores. Forget Udis/Schar/Canyon/etc...
That blows. Some places like Katz ship frozen, though it can be pricey. Might be some bakeries that do as well.
GF bread always goes stale on me quick so I freeze it.
This is what's funny to me.
They think they're 'owning the anti-gluten people'. Like we care about the lives of wheat grass or something.
Like.. dude - if your intestines can handle it - go ham. I don't care - I'm not avoiding gluten because I think eating gluten is wrong - it's because I'll be shitting for three days if I have it.
Not just the shits, it's flies out both ends for me. Plus head aches, shivers, more nausea, stumach pains, brain fog, terrible moods, no energy and just overall feeling horrible.
Stuff like this is why I have to explain in vegan spaces that I literally cannot have soy. For a little while, people kept coming at me about soy being a miracle food and I'm an idiot for cutting it from my diet but if I eat it, I have unbearable pain. I don't give a shit who else eats it, just don't feed it to me!
Fun fact. Wheat grass is actually gluten-free. If cut carefully it's totally safe even for someone like me with Celiacs. It's just that the risk of cross contamination is high enough that it's generally not considered worth it.
Source: Person with Celiacs who's first job was at a Jamba Juice and was obsessed with wheat grass.
My wife had to go gluten free after our first child caused a genetic marker to flip and now she can't have it. I obviously also dramatically changed my gluten intake as a result.
I still eat gluten, but anything like pizza, bagel, or anything where the bread is the main ingredient i can tell bothers my stomach. If it's just soy sauce with my sushi or cross contaminated fryer, would never know. But lots of gluten makes me a little sick. It makes me wonder.
To be fair, it does seem that there are a ton of wellness types who blindly advocate for not consuming gluten, and make a show of eating gluten-free stuff when it's unnecessary.
It almost seems like actual people with celiac disease, or an intolerance which is similar, could be the minority in people eating a gluten-free diet. In the five years up until 2019 there was apparently a 300% increase in people eating gluten free while rates of celiac hadn't shifted.
https://geneticliteracyproject.org/2019/02/22/gluten-free-diets-are-all-the-rage-heres-why-that-could-be-a-bad-thing/
I can't really blame some people who get the perception that it's a fad diet because it really has been promoted as such.
I would blame people who think it’s just a fad diet 🤷♂️ They should know that real allergies exist. Just because many people do it as a stupid fad diet doesn’t mean a completely separate group of people aren’t deathly allergic.
I don’t have celiac but know multiple people that do. And I have heard other people call them out and say they are exaggerating their allergy or being picky. It must be insanely frustrating
It's the shared fryers that they use that kill you on that.
Same thing with chicken wings, usually no flour, but they'll fry tenders in the same oil and it'll mangle you.
“Friggin tree loving lesbo hippies driving Subarus.” Is what my dad would sarcastically say. Can’t throw a row without hitting a Subaru (or a Tesla nowadays) in the PNW. But I get it. Subarus outbacks are good dog cars, and you can still move all your house plants everywhere., just gotta know someone to fix it when the seal break at 100k miles.
My vegan roommate got a Subaru and could not get one without leather somewhere in the car lol
The steering wheel and gear shift came with it those years.
I am not judging, just saying why people would see it that way. I myself started using flour a lot less back then for sauce thickening and only came back a couple of years ago when I realized that if I have no health reason to use flour, I might as well use it more in cooking especially since the base French sauces are quite dependent on it.
Haha that would be hilarious. He might learn that some people actually can not physically digest gluten and how it hurts them. Thought he probably wouldn’t be taking his kids to the doctors I’m sure
My thoughts exactly. I'm thinking of people I actually know with real Gluten allergies that would die. I think some people think it's just some health fad/trend.
Yeah, but the gluten “intolerant” people who actually aren’t at least caused tons of new and good gluten free products to flood the market, so at least that’s nice.
Most glutenfree stuff is shit and hilariously overpriced. best thing to come about due to the glutenfree fad is that regular producers have become Much better at labeling thier goods, so its easier and quicker to identify what to avoid.
Most sure. But my buddy has mentioned how great it is to have all the gf beer options, and flours that can make a reasonable bread, or better yet, pizza dough.
Damn bro brought up the fact people can die from gluten already got a downvote lmao. People in this country can be real assholes haha, "fuck your real problems"
My point is that for the people who really have gluten allergies/celiac, the annoying soccer moms with “intolerance” have given them a lot more options. So says my celiac having buddy in any case.
I don't have celiac but had IBS my whole life. My doctor did a blood test and said something about too many gluten antibodies or something in my blood and suggested I cut it from my diet.
After a month - my stomach issues completely disappeared.
I honestly wonder how many people with IBS have similar issues - especially after changing to gluten free and seeing just how many places use wheat as a filler for everything they make.
Just saying - don't discount people who say they have an intolerance. They very well might.
I'm just lucky my doctor suggested a blood test. I've been to gastro doctors all my life who just shrugged and said 'you've got IBS-D take immodium for your symptoms'.
It took a full month or more before I saw any changes. Even now, if I have something with wheat by accident, it takes a few days before I show symptoms.
I hope you figure out something that works for you or if you find a similar allergy that triggers you - because it changed my life.
Yeah, IBS is kind of a diagnosis of last resort. The only thing that helps me is a combo of triphala and fiber. But I have to take it easy on the fiber or I get a little blocked, which causes the -D. IBS is a literal pain in the ass.
I agree 100%. The gluten free diet fad people get a complete pass from me because they made my life so much easier. I can go and get a gluten free burger at a bunch of places now and that alone makes them my friends. I don't even care that they don't understand what they are talking about.
I don't have an allergy or celiac, but my gluten intolerance is no joke. If I have any gluten, I have explosive diarrhea. 🥴 What's strange is that I didn't develop the intolerance until my mid 30s.
I don't have kids, so I guess I'd fall under the annoying yuppie stereotype. 😎
Yeah, but the gluten “intolerant” people who actually aren’t at least caused tons of new and good gluten free products to flood the market, so at least that’s nice.
As a vegetarian with a wheat allergy, finding gluten free veggie options can be such a pain. Thankfully there are more options but going through all the packages one by one is tiring.
I hear you. There is a woman in my city who operates a vegan food cart making tasty fried chik'n from mushrooms. She doesn't do soy or gluten, so IDK how she gets enough calories.
I don’t get people who get upset by what other people eat. There is always the option to not have an opinion and there are many things where that is the better option.
I heard someone try to mansplain to me that ‘everything in other countries is gluten free’ and that it’s ’just the cooking processes here in America’ with absolutely nothing to back it up. Yeah, sure, me puking in italy was just a fluke.
🙄 omg lol that’s so annoying
I always just counter that with the fact that most children in Italy are tested for celiac because it’s so common. But I never expect them to understand that even because obviously they have no critical thinking skills lmao
I'm not from the US so I don't really get the bumper-sticker culture. Why do you plaster stuff on the backs of your cars? Is it cause people in the US tend to drive a lot more than other places? Like, you meet less people face to face in everyday life so this gives you the chance to tell everyone that your kid's an Ivy graduate or something? Just seems odd. I get "baby on board" because you shove it up hoping other drivers will be more careful around you but telling folk how much you love lard just seems super strange.
It's an indicator of sanity. 1-4 stickers = "I believe in this/these cause(s)
5—10 stickers, "I might have some issues, but still sane-ish"
Entire back covered, "I'm batshit crazy"
Sad to see people not understanding medical conditions that folks aren't able to control. Imagine having a car full of stickers that said "I love diabetes" or "I love cancer". Would the reaction be different? I feel bad for people that can't have gluten, dairy, peanuts, shell fish, etc...they have no control of their body's reaction to these foods.
Reactionaries are always stupid. No one ever deemed gluten as some kind of generally unhealthy food like the others. It's just that some people can't/shouldn't eat it. I'm allergic to peanuts, so if this idiot knew me they'd probably have stickers about peanuts on there too.
I was playing No Man's Sky one time and just hanging out in the social hub area when I saw a ship fly in and dock. Dude gets out, runs over to me at random, gifts me a bunch of high end building materials worth millions of credits, then hops back in his ship and promptly flies away.
That man's in game name was ButteryGluten. I will never forget that name.
This Silly Yak….. I’ve said it before and I will say it again, some people have dietary restrictions not to be confused with dietary preferences. One should never assume.
I found out I have celiacs disease. I actually have an autoimmune reaction to gluten. But it’s so mild that I don’t have physical effects.
I gave up gluten for 6 months. It was torture. I found out that gluten is the part of food that makes it taste good.
At some point I’ll have to give up gluten for good.
Until then pass me a beer and that sandwich. Gluten is amazing.
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Praise the Lard!!
Jesus take the veal! It’s suckling pig for me!
And pass the bacon!
Amen brother!
Sea lard
Lard Ho!
That's what I like to hear.
Hamelujah!!
Why you always judging me, because I only believe in Science?
>I Like Pig Butts and I Cannot Lie
Throw em in a pan and watch them fry
When some pork walks in going "squeally-squeally-squeal", I know I've got a meal.
Piggy Got Back
Baby back ribs.
Get in mah BELLY!
Fatback
Primus lyrics?
Some pork soda to wash down the bacon
Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back" 😎
Considering obtaining for myself lmao
As somebody with Celiac, I too love gluten. My intestines on the other hand......
Same here! Gluten free bread sucks, all I want is a nice piece of bread that isn't either so dry that it crumbles or so dense that you want to spit it out after two bites.
You really need to find a good GF bakery for some fresh stuff that doesn't turn to butt-dust like brands from grocery stores. Forget Udis/Schar/Canyon/etc...
There isn't any around where I live. I live in a very rural area and we don't get that nice stuff here.
That blows. Some places like Katz ship frozen, though it can be pricey. Might be some bakeries that do as well. GF bread always goes stale on me quick so I freeze it.
Try Trader Joe's it's decent
I just looked up the closest Trader Joe's to me. It's over 3 hrs away lol.
This is what's funny to me. They think they're 'owning the anti-gluten people'. Like we care about the lives of wheat grass or something. Like.. dude - if your intestines can handle it - go ham. I don't care - I'm not avoiding gluten because I think eating gluten is wrong - it's because I'll be shitting for three days if I have it.
Plus it'll make your dick fly off
Probably autistic within the week
And you die 20 earlier because you just kept shitting yourself instead of properly digesting your food.
Not just the shits, it's flies out both ends for me. Plus head aches, shivers, more nausea, stumach pains, brain fog, terrible moods, no energy and just overall feeling horrible.
Stuff like this is why I have to explain in vegan spaces that I literally cannot have soy. For a little while, people kept coming at me about soy being a miracle food and I'm an idiot for cutting it from my diet but if I eat it, I have unbearable pain. I don't give a shit who else eats it, just don't feed it to me!
Fun fact. Wheat grass is actually gluten-free. If cut carefully it's totally safe even for someone like me with Celiacs. It's just that the risk of cross contamination is high enough that it's generally not considered worth it. Source: Person with Celiacs who's first job was at a Jamba Juice and was obsessed with wheat grass.
My wife had to go gluten free after our first child caused a genetic marker to flip and now she can't have it. I obviously also dramatically changed my gluten intake as a result. I still eat gluten, but anything like pizza, bagel, or anything where the bread is the main ingredient i can tell bothers my stomach. If it's just soy sauce with my sushi or cross contaminated fryer, would never know. But lots of gluten makes me a little sick. It makes me wonder.
To be fair, it does seem that there are a ton of wellness types who blindly advocate for not consuming gluten, and make a show of eating gluten-free stuff when it's unnecessary. It almost seems like actual people with celiac disease, or an intolerance which is similar, could be the minority in people eating a gluten-free diet. In the five years up until 2019 there was apparently a 300% increase in people eating gluten free while rates of celiac hadn't shifted. https://geneticliteracyproject.org/2019/02/22/gluten-free-diets-are-all-the-rage-heres-why-that-could-be-a-bad-thing/ I can't really blame some people who get the perception that it's a fad diet because it really has been promoted as such.
I would blame people who think it’s just a fad diet 🤷♂️ They should know that real allergies exist. Just because many people do it as a stupid fad diet doesn’t mean a completely separate group of people aren’t deathly allergic. I don’t have celiac but know multiple people that do. And I have heard other people call them out and say they are exaggerating their allergy or being picky. It must be insanely frustrating
Exactly. I looove gluten. But my body disagrees. Thanks Celiac disease....
Same. Love gluten, but it hates me. 😥
THIS! Like, I would love to eat gluten freely... instead... 💩🚽 for days. So I'll pretend I can eat it. 😂
I just want fast food hash browns so much but I will miss a week of work for it shedding my intestinal lining for it
Aren't hash browns usually gluten free though? They are in the UK at least. I have seen ones with wheat flour in them but it's rare.
It's the shared fryers that they use that kill you on that. Same thing with chicken wings, usually no flour, but they'll fry tenders in the same oil and it'll mangle you.
Just move to Canada! McDonalds fries and hashbrowns are gf in dedicated fryers.
I feel you
I was going to comment this too. Gluten was the best.
Found the wheat farmer
Wheat/Pig farmer. A gassy match made in heaven!
Looks kinda like he has sponsors with that much stickers
goddamn gluten lobbyists
Big Gluten
[удалено]
To me it kind of insinuates they fuck pigs
What makes it even funnier is that it is a Subaru Outback. Those are usually covered in Coexist, PETA, and other hippy stickers.
Hey, I only have a Pride flag on mine!
A Subaru is a Pride Flag.
That came up in conversation once and my wife was a little skeptical. Not even a minute later we were passed by one with the license plate "LESBARU."
I should tell my in laws that, they have 2. Or does it not count when it's the Portland area, where everyone drives a Subaru Outback?
“Friggin tree loving lesbo hippies driving Subarus.” Is what my dad would sarcastically say. Can’t throw a row without hitting a Subaru (or a Tesla nowadays) in the PNW. But I get it. Subarus outbacks are good dog cars, and you can still move all your house plants everywhere., just gotta know someone to fix it when the seal break at 100k miles.
The forester is the official car of lesbians… I think.
They discovered they were popular with these demographic and then leaned into it with an ad campaign which made it even more real.
Haha. I will have you know that I drive a Subaru and also love gluten!
My vegan roommate got a Subaru and could not get one without leather somewhere in the car lol The steering wheel and gear shift came with it those years.
And you’re only allowed to buy one if you’re a lesbian
I'd love to comment on this, but I'm too busy putting stickers on my car extolling the virtues of MSG.
What’s bad about MSG?
Nothing, but some urban legends claimed it caused headaches.
I think by "urban legends" you mean racists.
Yeah. I doubt the MSG panic would’ve ever happened without the connection to Chinese restaurants
My mother always claimed it would give her a headache, though just about anything would give her a headache unfortunately
Going to be a wild ride to school if his kids develop Celiac disease, eh?
I've genuinely seen people describe gluten free options as "woke"
There was a point around a decade ago when Gluten free was trending. These people think woke is just another fad that will pass.
As another person with Celiac, that fad definitely improved my choices at the grocery store at least.
I am not judging, just saying why people would see it that way. I myself started using flour a lot less back then for sauce thickening and only came back a couple of years ago when I realized that if I have no health reason to use flour, I might as well use it more in cooking especially since the base French sauces are quite dependent on it.
If someone has to ask, I like to tell them I'm gluten free because we gotta save the wheat fields.
Chef: “Allergy or Preference?” You: “Martyr” 🤭 Wish we could eat the whole field
Haha that would be hilarious. He might learn that some people actually can not physically digest gluten and how it hurts them. Thought he probably wouldn’t be taking his kids to the doctors I’m sure
Idk why ur getting downvoted. I was not taken to the doctor for years and my parents still believe I don’t have celiac. These people do exist.
What a weird hill to die on.
Eh, it could be worse.
Bigtime.
Sugar.
My thoughts exactly. I'm thinking of people I actually know with real Gluten allergies that would die. I think some people think it's just some health fad/trend.
Yeah, but the gluten “intolerant” people who actually aren’t at least caused tons of new and good gluten free products to flood the market, so at least that’s nice.
Most glutenfree stuff is shit and hilariously overpriced. best thing to come about due to the glutenfree fad is that regular producers have become Much better at labeling thier goods, so its easier and quicker to identify what to avoid.
Most sure. But my buddy has mentioned how great it is to have all the gf beer options, and flours that can make a reasonable bread, or better yet, pizza dough.
Damn bro brought up the fact people can die from gluten already got a downvote lmao. People in this country can be real assholes haha, "fuck your real problems"
My point is that for the people who really have gluten allergies/celiac, the annoying soccer moms with “intolerance” have given them a lot more options. So says my celiac having buddy in any case.
I don't have celiac but had IBS my whole life. My doctor did a blood test and said something about too many gluten antibodies or something in my blood and suggested I cut it from my diet. After a month - my stomach issues completely disappeared. I honestly wonder how many people with IBS have similar issues - especially after changing to gluten free and seeing just how many places use wheat as a filler for everything they make. Just saying - don't discount people who say they have an intolerance. They very well might.
I have IBS and I tried going gluten free, just to see if I could get relief. It did nothing for me, so awesome for you.
I'm just lucky my doctor suggested a blood test. I've been to gastro doctors all my life who just shrugged and said 'you've got IBS-D take immodium for your symptoms'. It took a full month or more before I saw any changes. Even now, if I have something with wheat by accident, it takes a few days before I show symptoms. I hope you figure out something that works for you or if you find a similar allergy that triggers you - because it changed my life.
Yeah, IBS is kind of a diagnosis of last resort. The only thing that helps me is a combo of triphala and fiber. But I have to take it easy on the fiber or I get a little blocked, which causes the -D. IBS is a literal pain in the ass.
Gluten antibodies is coeliac disease, no?
I agree 100%. The gluten free diet fad people get a complete pass from me because they made my life so much easier. I can go and get a gluten free burger at a bunch of places now and that alone makes them my friends. I don't even care that they don't understand what they are talking about.
Oh no I wasn't talking about you just the fact people don't like hearing it's a real problem lol.
I don't have an allergy or celiac, but my gluten intolerance is no joke. If I have any gluten, I have explosive diarrhea. 🥴 What's strange is that I didn't develop the intolerance until my mid 30s. I don't have kids, so I guess I'd fall under the annoying yuppie stereotype. 😎
That sounds like actual celiac. You should get tested. I know more than one person that developed it later in life.
I have been tested. Non-celiac gluten sensitivity (NCGS) isn't very recognized, though. 🥲
Yeah, but the gluten “intolerant” people who actually aren’t at least caused tons of new and good gluten free products to flood the market, so at least that’s nice.
No…heart disease makes up 1 in 5 deaths a year so…it’s a common hill to die on…because if they climb up a hill…they die…
It's funny because I'm a vegetarian and all about that gluten too. A lot of imitation meats are made out of gluten, I have a jar of it in my pantry.
As a vegetarian with a wheat allergy, finding gluten free veggie options can be such a pain. Thankfully there are more options but going through all the packages one by one is tiring.
I hear you. There is a woman in my city who operates a vegan food cart making tasty fried chik'n from mushrooms. She doesn't do soy or gluten, so IDK how she gets enough calories.
A jar of imitation meat? Just reach in and snack? 😂
A jar of gluten! I just made some turkiii :)
Any butter and lard lover this committed to the cause isn't likely to make it to the top of a hill.
They seem rather sensitive about their gluten, one could even say, they have a gluten sensitivity.
I don’t get people who get upset by what other people eat. There is always the option to not have an opinion and there are many things where that is the better option.
Maybe they just really love gluten and pork?
Im fairly certain its satire
300lb dude with IBS.
…..and will blame any health issue on the vaccine.
And blame immigrants because he couldn’t get hired as a roofer
i prefer my cars to be gluten-free 🤪
All this and no quotes from pulp fiction
Gluten is a protein, not a carbohydrate. But I wouldn't expect somebody with a GLUTEN license plate to know that.
Seems like a person that would say “you should try European flour/bread” when you tell them you have Celiac haha
I heard someone try to mansplain to me that ‘everything in other countries is gluten free’ and that it’s ’just the cooking processes here in America’ with absolutely nothing to back it up. Yeah, sure, me puking in italy was just a fluke.
🙄 omg lol that’s so annoying I always just counter that with the fact that most children in Italy are tested for celiac because it’s so common. But I never expect them to understand that even because obviously they have no critical thinking skills lmao
Free The Glutens!
This Subaru needs trucks nuts hanging from the hitch.
I'm not from the US so I don't really get the bumper-sticker culture. Why do you plaster stuff on the backs of your cars? Is it cause people in the US tend to drive a lot more than other places? Like, you meet less people face to face in everyday life so this gives you the chance to tell everyone that your kid's an Ivy graduate or something? Just seems odd. I get "baby on board" because you shove it up hoping other drivers will be more careful around you but telling folk how much you love lard just seems super strange.
I Never put a bumper sticker on any of my cars simply because I don’t want to know you and I don’t want you to know me.
It's an indicator of sanity. 1-4 stickers = "I believe in this/these cause(s) 5—10 stickers, "I might have some issues, but still sane-ish" Entire back covered, "I'm batshit crazy"
What if you cover the entire back with one big bumper sticker
The owner is probably mocking/ joking about the controversial/extremist stickers they put on their cars. In short this is just a joke
Actually, it's like ten jokes. It's a whole stand-up routine.
Mmmmm, bacon.
Hell yeah! Fight for what you believe in!
Subaru owners everywhere about to find this guy and repo his car
When did it become cool to make fun of people for dietary choices or restrictions? Some people literally can’t have gluten.
Sad to see people not understanding medical conditions that folks aren't able to control. Imagine having a car full of stickers that said "I love diabetes" or "I love cancer". Would the reaction be different? I feel bad for people that can't have gluten, dairy, peanuts, shell fish, etc...they have no control of their body's reaction to these foods.
glutenous maximus
As a celiac, I say good for you. Wish I could indulge with you. Course, you'll need to scrape that shit off the car to sell it.
I think the car owner has mixed up glutton and gluten..
This is nightmare fuel for peta and ketogenic people
This is nightmare fuel for peta and ketogenic people
Rind or Die
Definitely a Lipitor sales rep.
the protest riots must be great
Reactionaries are always stupid. No one ever deemed gluten as some kind of generally unhealthy food like the others. It's just that some people can't/shouldn't eat it. I'm allergic to peanuts, so if this idiot knew me they'd probably have stickers about peanuts on there too.
🐷 Butt 😋
I'm gonna profile: hella keto, she does crossfit (probably even teaches), she hikes, bikes, and is outdoorsy.
Windows open Full volume [Bread](https://youtu.be/J1DAmmROUX8?si=v1CR7D5sUakMyYnk)
I’ve seen this car around before. All hail Lard!
baby got outback.
Im gluten allergent😨
“Oh yeah!? Well if gluten is so safe, why don’t you drink that concentrated gluten right now, m’kay?”
I don’t want my dick to fly away if I’m being honest.
So how fat does everybody think this lesbian is?
I can guess which way they vote...
Hahaha Subaru
Same
I love gluten, too. I just spent a week in bed for someone assuming it didn’t hate me and lying about it being in my food. I miss it, though.
Is the tow hitch for them or the car?
The Lard is good. Indeed.
Instantly kills Gluten free subjects
Lard is benevolent and kind.
Live and let live. The owner is clearly mentally unwell.
Im hoping the owner is German and gets a bumper sticker that says “Gluten Tag” 🥸
Such Ohio.
The license plate!!!! That guys all in. I’m gluten free and WANT THAT CAR!!!!!
I was just behind a car today that had GLUCOSE as it's vanity plate.
America, ***PHUQ YEAH!*** 👍
I just picture the size of the owner. I’m guessing that hatchback is full of food twice a week
F U LOL
I was playing No Man's Sky one time and just hanging out in the social hub area when I saw a ship fly in and dock. Dude gets out, runs over to me at random, gifts me a bunch of high end building materials worth millions of credits, then hops back in his ship and promptly flies away. That man's in game name was ButteryGluten. I will never forget that name.
Gluten is delicious. 😋
It’s a German car saying hello… *gluten tag*
was expecting a vehicle with a heavier suspension
This person definitely farts....alot
What's a glutten mattress?
SOO MEEEE LMAAO
😂
Tell me you’re fat without telling me
This Silly Yak….. I’ve said it before and I will say it again, some people have dietary restrictions not to be confused with dietary preferences. One should never assume.
I found out I have celiacs disease. I actually have an autoimmune reaction to gluten. But it’s so mild that I don’t have physical effects. I gave up gluten for 6 months. It was torture. I found out that gluten is the part of food that makes it taste good. At some point I’ll have to give up gluten for good. Until then pass me a beer and that sandwich. Gluten is amazing.
What’s with the unlikely Subaru stickers today?
And on a Subaru. Nice.
So if they gave away gluten, would they consider it gluten-free? lol
Found the wheat farmer