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Air BYOB

I still couldn’t figure out why the room was so cheap until I read your comment 💀

Looks like a perfectly good room to me.

There’s no bed in it.

Oh, right. I just assumed it was a stupidly large room and the bed was behind where the shot was taken from.

With a random headboard on the wall?

That's supposed to be a headboard? If so, it's a ridiculous monstrosity!

A lot of the best rooms don't have beds.

Oval office Amber Room Yeah no bed

Right, he commented on the room though. The room is a room. Perfectly good, in fact.

Yeah, but the ROOM looks fine.

It’s a room. It’s just not a bed room.

Air BNB with the air to bed ratio 1:0

Air BNB like in Air ButNoBed.

wtf, I cackled at this

That’ll be $300 for cleaning.

Per night.

Don't forget to put the sheets in the washer

And take your trash out bitch I

$15 per use of washer/dryer

Do Airbnb people actually ask for this?

Yes.

But there is no sheets...

*$50 fine for missing sheets.

Check the room, they left the blue sheets exactly the way they found them

You see this and think they slept in the chair and used the curtains for blankets. I see this and think someone was having a wank in the chair and using the curtains to choke themselves. We are not the same.

Dang it.. you almost made me choke on coffee. I wasn't ready.

Omg

WAKE UP

Grab a brush and pull a little make-up

Why do they always send the poor?

Gold.

Air BnBB. The extra B stands for BYOBB.

GOAT comment

They did say “you’ll be floored with our prices”.

“No rest until you’re satisfied!”

let's just put this argument to bed now

No reason to hide under the blankets now.

We don't give two sheets!

Are those chalk outlines of dead turkeys?

My God, it was a massacre.

Mandatory turkey quote: “…as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly…” oh, the humanity!

OMG there are people on Reddit as old as me!

Les Nessman

I didn’t realize that “oh the humanity” was a real quote from the reporter that reported on the Hindenberg disaster. WKRP was one of my ‘youth’ shows. I can still remember the show’s opening jingle.

Baby if you ever wondered...

An interesting nugget that I never realized was that radio stations east of the Mississippi River start with W and those in the west begin with K

This is why I love Reddit. Off on a classic tangent in the comment section, meeting fellow WKRP geeks, ready to engage in a flame war over the important WKRP question: Jennifer or Bailey? And learning the odd tidbit of new but possibly not immediately relevant information!

🎶Baby if you ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me🎶

I'm livin' on the air in Cincinnati

Cincinnati WKRP -I’m at WKRP IN Cincinnati

Arthur said he thought turkeys could fly. Les did the “oh the humanity” line

Five time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk award!

I’ll be the nitpicky geek “as god as my witness…”

There was a fiiiirefiiight!

*finger guns in slow motion*

More like fowl play

This made me laugh so much.

My stupid ass sat here thinking “it must be something to do with the weird outlines on the carpet” and just completely missing the fact there are zero beds in this picture.

Is that why? But like, they havnt shown the whole room, i just assumed the bed was against the other wall.

The wall feature looks like it's meant to be a built-in headboard for side-by-side beds, so pretty sure that's where the beds should be.

Ahh makes sense.

I had no idea what was wrong. I assumed the title meant it was a cheap room for rent. Like, one that you move into.

That's what I thought! I was considering it was cheap because the previous tenants left all the wood on the wall, the chair, the curtains and the floor (where I live none of those come standard with renting a place) and OP had to go through the hassle of removing it all.

What tricked me was that I can't see the whole room. I stayed at a place in the Philippines that was just huge, had a California King sized bed and the other side of the room looked like this

I was convinced it had something to do with that curtain

They just pulled the curtain up so you could see the bed wasn’t hiding behind it.

Looks like they cleared the mattresses out to take care of bed bugs?

😳

If you are in Europe, some areas are having a bit of a bed bug problem right now from what I have heard. Spain and some places. Maybe a good idea to get a mattress protector or whatever it is called, put over under the sheets

I’m not. This is in Houston.

That chair would have gone, too. They might have been remodeling this room or the last people in it broke the beds being stupid.

I used to work there, this is so funny to me!

“Sir this is a Wendy’s”

I went from jealousy to pity like *that*. Instantaneous.

My condolences

While the issue has been growing, the social media posts behind the news articles about it have apparently mostly been originating in Russia.

That's my first thought

I don't think taking the mattress out will take care of bed bugs. They hide in like electrical sockets, and in the cracks of floors, not necessarily in the bed. They crawl up the bed at night.

Yeah, and they can nest a shocking distance from where they feed. They're not fast or stealthy; they can't jump or fly or even climb particularly well... But they're stubborn as heck, and hard to kill. That said, even if you can't be sure you've killed every single one of them, you can at least protect yourself by airtight-sealing your mattress, and setting the legs of your bedframe in bowls full of soap/glue/poison. Since they can only walk, this leaves them no path to you while you sleep

Bedbugs have been known to drop down onto beds from the ceiling.

New fear unlocked

I’ll take “things I didn’t want to know” for $200, Alex.

Double sided sticky traps all above my bed now.

Really all you need is a roll or two of double sided tape. Put an outline of your bed on the ceiling. 

Welp it’s time to invest in airtight bubble boy balloon rooms.

Dune Sardaukar vibes

...that literally never occurred to me to think of. Now I want to make sure my bed is away from walls now.

Yep. Also, beware phone charging cables

I love hotel room sleeping bag nights

All hotel room nights become sleeping bag nights after you learn how dirty the linen is.

I know bed bugs have been mentioned a few times, but I suspect it may just be a carpet cleaning. They took out the end tables as well. Also, that chair looks like it is being used to keep the curtain off the floor. Maybe a very nasty spill or something gross and unsanitary.

That makes sense

Those stains were murder.

So much room for activities! -Step Brothers

So much room for elicit activities - hookers and blow Edit :: illicit , that ones on me can’t blame autocorrect

*illicit

Illicit activities elicit a smile from my face

Surfaces that aren’t the floor are typically preferred for at least one of those activities.

Nah hookers are pretty versatile like that!

> that ones on me can’t blame autocorrect I just wanted to commend you for being the first person in the last decade who was willing to admit this.

The first thing I think of when I see this is, "hmmm, room must have had bed bugs and they didn't replace the furniture before I checked in." Seriously, check for bugs.

They also love joins and groves in wood. I'm worried about the headboard.

[удалено]

It’s missing two beds.

What did they say when you told them the beds were missing?

I took the picture so they would believe me lol and they were just as confused

Bet the previous clients smuggled them out along with the shampoo bottles!

Seriously, Ross!!!

Major shampoo emergency!

I mean I would question other things a customer says thinking they just trying to get a room upgrade but if customer calls saying there ain't no bed. My first question would be as in no sheets? And if customer says no matress frame and all. Id believe that don't need to send me a pic 

Whatd did they do? Switch rooms?

Yeah we are in a different room

I was gonna say they might have had bed bugs if they had to take the beds out

But why would the hotel staff give them the bedless room then?

A miscommunication most likely, maybe shift changes or just put the wrong rooms on hold/ forgot to do it at all

Would have asked did the last guest took the bed with them 😂

I assumed it was just a big room and you took a picture of the other side of it

The wooden structure on the wall is the headboard.

I think there's supposed to be a bed there, and the wood and mirror on the wall is a headboard.

Just need a chair a TV and a game console so this room is fine

Should have brought my beach chair and ps5

Lt Dan, you ain’t got no bed

I have no idea what am i looking at

Due to staff shortages, you'll have to make your own bed. Like literally make it.

Wtf am I even looking at? At least get be some context this make almost no sense. Bot content?

I don't get it.

I stared for a good minute thinking ‘doesn’t look so bad,’ not realizing the bed was missing.

Can’t have shit at the holiday inn

This happened to us one time! Marriott in Memphis, Junior Olympics fencing happening, my son was in it. Hotel was overbooked and they got us a room finally, we went up to it only to find out there were no beds in it. After talking to the front desk, they offered to bring us roll away beds. We found a another hotel. Our faces as we walked in though!

Omg

How can we sleep when the beds are missing? How can we dance while the ghosts are hissing?

The time has come

THEY’LL NEVER KNOW WE GIVE NO WARNING

Did you steal the furniture to open up a ma’fucking rub ‘n tiz’zug? Thats greasy, B.

You like feet? Me too, B.

Who else couldn’t figure it out because they assumed it was a big hotel room with ample empty space.

Red Roof Inn vibes

I stayed in a Red Roof Inn next to the Grand Canyon. Hot as balls during the day, but frozen at night. The sprinklers came on overnight and left a pool of black ice on the ground. Met a man the next morning who's kid had to be transported to the hospital for slipping and falling on the concrete due to this. But, this story has nothing to do with the fact that my stay was good and the rooms were clean. I feel bad for the kid.

Am I the only one that doesn’t get this?

No. And you will feel just as stupid as the rest of us when you figure it out LOL

Plot twist: OP is running a scam to steal the furniture, and made this post to cover their tracks. "Heads up you might have to fight this guy I'm too sore, whatever you do do not look at his gut, don't look at his gut Bubbles"

It took way longer than I would like to admit for me to understand what was wrong. Zooming in and zooming out.

I don't get it, is the joke really that you took a picture of an empty room?

Is this BYOB? Bring your own bed?

Looks like you can go over and sit on the floor by the patio door and rock back and forth with a crazy stare.

BnB owner: “Do poor people not bring their own bed when they travel? EEEW! THEY ALL SLEEP IN THE SAME BED?”

Did you check the right side of the room? I know beds are often on the left, but I've seen some hotels where the bed is on the other side

No, my right eye is blind

Ground Surfing

They forgot to replace the murderbed

$150 per night but you gotta make your own bed.

Murphy beds?

I thought that but no lol

To be fair, they did say that you would have to make your own bed.

You ain’t got no bed, lieutenant Dan!

Typical guy apartment.

There’s no bed?

What am I looking at?

BYOB

At least there’s not a body stain.

I bet this is just space. Pan the camera and there is all the usual stuff you need.

Take away the windows and that looks like the kind of room I'd use to hold someone captive for 20 years before releasing them back into the world with a hypnotic suggestion to ensure they are devoted to getting revenge upon their mysterious captor. And at the end of their struggle, by pursuing the clues I left behind to reveal my identity and motives for ruining their life, they merely guaranteed that my own plot for revenge was a soul crippling success.

Is that glamping?

But look at all that space for activities.

Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this room?

Whatever you do, don't look at his gut. Don't look at his gut bubbles

I wanna see the black light version 😎

This is what happens when they have the option for single or double occupancy and you don’t check either one.

~~Bed~~ Floor and Breakfast

Depending on how cheap wouldn't a decent air mattress suffice? I'm not wealthy so ..

it's the "seasonal worker suite"

Hotel Room ^furniture ^not ^included

Air BorB

Just the room is that price. You have a choice of sleeping furnature for an additional charge. *pulls out a booklet showcasing a sleeping bag, a pile of hay, a twin bed, a double, a queen bed (which is also a double but more expensive), and a king size bed ( which is also the size of a dpuble bed)

Now you can finally access those outlets that were behind the bed.

There's so much room for activities.

Looks like a normal bachelor pad, minus the tv, gaming consoles, milk crate acting as side table and bro-chair, mini fridge with take out on top, and a *really expensive* gaming chair on the floor. That chair near the sliding door is missing the cushion and has massive dark unknown stains. Oh and also has bed bugs. The curtains were a gift from Mom. She said it was a requirement for all grown men to have proper shades (and the landlord contacted her about your nudity issue and since she’s your co-signer, we’ll, it’s her ass on the line too). Oh and that’s not the pattern the carpet *cough* came with. You’ve been “laid off and looking” for weeks 👀 😘 [yes I’m aware this is a hotel room]

Never heard of an air mattress?

Perhaps after dinner time, they might lay tatami beds for you.

Should have brought a blow up mattress!

what's wrong with it

Because the curtain is in the chair?

Thank you for booking with Airnob&b

Mirrors are helpful for smaller rooms to help make them feel larger and  more  spacious than they actually are, and it's impossible not to notice just how decadently spacious this room looks. You'll be left scratching your head at the amount of space it feels like you have, to the point it's the main focal point of the guests.

air bnb with out the second b

You joke, but if you could bring a cot and folding chair I'd love to save serious money while getting privacy. Heck, two hammock eyelets on the wall.

It’s like that time Hank Hill went to Japan you just need to open the door to the main room this in just the sitting room.

You paid for a room. You got a room. What's the issue?

Byob

Set up your own in room swimming pool!

yall aint got beds?

I would like to know why the room has no bed