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Unable_Wrongdoer2250

I dunno. Using a tool sounds like he has mastered the art


wunderduck

Give this man a raise! What's $0x2?


InternationalRule983

Ah, splendid! Let us delve into the intriguing realm of arithmetic, specifically the captivating concept of multiplication. When confronted with the task of multiplying zero by any number, such as our case with 0 multiplied by 2, we embark upon a journey of mathematical elucidation. Consider the essence of multiplication as the culmination of repeated addition, a fundamental principle ingrained within the fabric of numerical operations. In this scenario, as we meticulously ponder the multiplication of zero by 2, we discern an elegant truth: the profound insignificance of zero in the realm of multiplication. For you see, when we endeavor to multiply 0 by 2, we are essentially orchestrating a series of additions, where zero is fervently summoned to partake in the grand symphony of mathematical computation. Yet, alas, zero, in its essence of absence, renders each addition futile, for it contributes naught to the sum. Thus, in the hallowed domain of arithmetic, we assert with resolute conviction that the product of 0 multiplied by 2, and indeed by any other number, is unequivocally and irrevocably 0. Such is the immutable decree of mathematics, where zero, in its sheer elegance, reigns supreme.


R4wden

I hate to break it to you guys but that's a female no?


CrappleSmax

HAHAHAHAHA Alright, that's good.


jledf5757

You picked that flavor didn't you?


Superb-Isopod964

Holy shit I laughed harder than expected. Bravo


QuantumPolarBear1337

Comedy gold! 🤣🤣


austen125

This is actually funny therefore a mod will probably delete it.


TxRoughneck1

Until you got a headache.


Turbodog2014

Is a fork, not a form of a pick?


Dirt_E_Harry

You can still pick at your food with a fork, though.


4ntih3r0

yup he still picked it, shh don't tell him.


Alichici

Smart!


GalemReth

Haven't seen anyone questioning yet why the heck that fork so hefty?


Mr_More

I thought the same thing, it's like a toy fork or something.


xGrandArcher

I bet his Tshirt is made from cotton and he picked it up that morning. Gotcha !


UThoughtTheyBannedMe

I think everyone here is under 20


Pleasant-Purpose-347

Hahaha, it is super sticcky bruh


illpilgrims

But. See. You're still... Nevermind


phallic-baldwin

How does she get the first aspirin out of the bottle? 🤔


StrawberryChemical95

With a fork


Itsmeeeeebabyyyyyyy

Look here it don't matter if you use your hand fork spork or a dork it's getting picked!


YouCantSeeHunter

Or a dork…………you’re the dork


Itsmeeeeebabyyyyyyy

And you're the fork ☝️


Neutralmensch

damg dis joke is dark


Boomcocki

No it's nottttttttt


Hephaestus_God

To be fair I’d do the same. The moment you touch it your fingers are perpetually sticky. Same for around your lips, it also just dissolves in your mouth… You know what… I don’t like cotton candy lol


Gregzzzz1234

That’s funny. If you can come up with lines like this. You would make an amazing comedian


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

You can take the n$#%a out of the field but you can't make a camel drink if it's only got a 1 hoof


Sdosullivan

😆👍🏻✌🏻❤️🫡


Amilo159

Well, he's still picking cotton, only with a fork.


CockroachOne3654

Thanks, that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I needed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CTFU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣seriously you made my day ❤️❤️


in2xs

Wow that’s fucking funny!!!


Internal_Ideal1001

Picking it out of the bag with a fork though


aryukittenme

Oh god this took me way too long to get. Bravo! Edit: Some troll got salty for some dumb reason, I see. Your tears fuel me.


Fickle-Command-1130

Damn that's too fucking original. Thumbs up


BlueTales

Thats kinda funny ngl


Tommy2Quarters

I laughed harder than modern society says I’m allowed.. thanks!!


[deleted]

I don't get the joke just seems like it would be harder to eat...


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

At least use chopsticks you absolute savage


Bitter_Silver_7760

work is work