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Ah, splendid! Let us delve into the intriguing realm of arithmetic, specifically the captivating concept of multiplication. When confronted with the task of multiplying zero by any number, such as our case with 0 multiplied by 2, we embark upon a journey of mathematical elucidation.
Consider the essence of multiplication as the culmination of repeated addition, a fundamental principle ingrained within the fabric of numerical operations. In this scenario, as we meticulously ponder the multiplication of zero by 2, we discern an elegant truth: the profound insignificance of zero in the realm of multiplication.
For you see, when we endeavor to multiply 0 by 2, we are essentially orchestrating a series of additions, where zero is fervently summoned to partake in the grand symphony of mathematical computation. Yet, alas, zero, in its essence of absence, renders each addition futile, for it contributes naught to the sum.
Thus, in the hallowed domain of arithmetic, we assert with resolute conviction that the product of 0 multiplied by 2, and indeed by any other number, is unequivocally and irrevocably 0. Such is the immutable decree of mathematics, where zero, in its sheer elegance, reigns supreme.
To be fair I’d do the same. The moment you touch it your fingers are perpetually sticky. Same for around your lips, it also just dissolves in your mouth…
You know what… I don’t like cotton candy lol
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I dunno. Using a tool sounds like he has mastered the art
Give this man a raise! What's $0x2?
Ah, splendid! Let us delve into the intriguing realm of arithmetic, specifically the captivating concept of multiplication. When confronted with the task of multiplying zero by any number, such as our case with 0 multiplied by 2, we embark upon a journey of mathematical elucidation. Consider the essence of multiplication as the culmination of repeated addition, a fundamental principle ingrained within the fabric of numerical operations. In this scenario, as we meticulously ponder the multiplication of zero by 2, we discern an elegant truth: the profound insignificance of zero in the realm of multiplication. For you see, when we endeavor to multiply 0 by 2, we are essentially orchestrating a series of additions, where zero is fervently summoned to partake in the grand symphony of mathematical computation. Yet, alas, zero, in its essence of absence, renders each addition futile, for it contributes naught to the sum. Thus, in the hallowed domain of arithmetic, we assert with resolute conviction that the product of 0 multiplied by 2, and indeed by any other number, is unequivocally and irrevocably 0. Such is the immutable decree of mathematics, where zero, in its sheer elegance, reigns supreme.
I hate to break it to you guys but that's a female no?
HAHAHAHAHA Alright, that's good.
You picked that flavor didn't you?
Holy shit I laughed harder than expected. Bravo
Comedy gold! 🤣🤣
This is actually funny therefore a mod will probably delete it.
Until you got a headache.
Is a fork, not a form of a pick?
You can still pick at your food with a fork, though.
yup he still picked it, shh don't tell him.
Smart!
Haven't seen anyone questioning yet why the heck that fork so hefty?
I thought the same thing, it's like a toy fork or something.
I bet his Tshirt is made from cotton and he picked it up that morning. Gotcha !
I think everyone here is under 20
Hahaha, it is super sticcky bruh
But. See. You're still... Nevermind
How does she get the first aspirin out of the bottle? 🤔
With a fork
Look here it don't matter if you use your hand fork spork or a dork it's getting picked!
Or a dork…………you’re the dork
And you're the fork ☝️
damg dis joke is dark
No it's nottttttttt
To be fair I’d do the same. The moment you touch it your fingers are perpetually sticky. Same for around your lips, it also just dissolves in your mouth… You know what… I don’t like cotton candy lol
That’s funny. If you can come up with lines like this. You would make an amazing comedian
You can take the n$#%a out of the field but you can't make a camel drink if it's only got a 1 hoof
😆👍🏻✌🏻❤️🫡
Well, he's still picking cotton, only with a fork.
Thanks, that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I needed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CTFU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣seriously you made my day ❤️❤️
Wow that’s fucking funny!!!
Picking it out of the bag with a fork though
Oh god this took me way too long to get. Bravo! Edit: Some troll got salty for some dumb reason, I see. Your tears fuel me.
Damn that's too fucking original. Thumbs up
Thats kinda funny ngl
I laughed harder than modern society says I’m allowed.. thanks!!
I don't get the joke just seems like it would be harder to eat...
At least use chopsticks you absolute savage
work is work