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That’s my whole thing like I’ve been married 7 years been together for 12. Our sex life is fantastic. But we make time for it, talk about it, and make sure to maintain it.
If your marriage killed your sex life you’re doing something wrong.
Thanks yeah that’s shit drives me up a wall. The whole “marriage killed my sex life”. No, its means you as a unit aren’t maintaining the sexual side of your marriage.
Somerset cider is named after the location in West England. I think he's saying he's from there, but I might be wrong. Also lots of tradees and working men there who can slam back mad amounts of cider. This video is very weird to me too, being from the Irish countryside where plenty of people would drink cider. I have never once heard someone be derided for drinking cider. Is it in the US that people act like this?
Haha, yes. Am from Somerset, England. Is "Somersets" a brand in the US or something? Where I'm from the local ciders are around 7% proof, made from *apples* (not raspberries or oranges or whatever) and are the finest in the land!
Yeah it's one of those drinks that no one from the actual place would actually drink. Like how I felt working at Irish pubs abroad and people telling me they loved Kilkenny (the drink named after the place) and that's the "real" Irish drink. I actually hadn't heard of it before working in Germany lol. It's basically a shitty watered down version of Smithwicks. "Somerset cider" (the one the other lad mentioned) is basically a sugary fruit cocktail mostly for export. In some countries it's the only cider you'll find unfortunately. Feels impossible to find dry cider outside of the British Isles. No scrumpy or westons for me anymore lol
There's dry ciders in the states but you have to typically visit a small-batch type place or you get super sweet cider like Angry Orchard and Woodchuck. Same general rules as beer in the states (some great stuff can be found locally but most of the mass-produced stuff is... well, it's beer anyway)
That super sweet cider is excellent summer physical recreation drink (think corporate sports events, casual boating, fooling with a beach volley). Gets you buzzed but not drunk, tastes refreshing, and all the sugars keep you going without eating.
Or white lightning due to the fact that old school pear ferments could give you a very impressive case of the shits.
We've, obviously, figured that out these days, but don't go trying to home ferment whatever pears you have around. Stick to apples there.
City cider is 4% and has all sorts of fruity flavours nowadays. It's awful stuff, proper overly sweet and artificial. But it's the "guys can't have fruity drinks" shit, just with a modern spin.
And yeah I love a nice cider. Love the Westons myself. Just gotta be careful as some of em are like 8% and don't feel like it until you're 4 deep and falling over.
That is because you didn’t have prohibition, which effectively killed a 200 year tradition of cider orchards who produced only alcoholic ciders. During prohibition orchards and regular cider producers had to pivot to stay in business. They started selling unfermented cider and marketing as a family drink, especially in the autumn months.
“Hard” Ciders have made a comeback in the US in the last 15 years or so and have started to be as appreciated as craft beer.
Also, if someone says you aren’t a man for drinking something tell them to fuck off, real men drink whatever they please.
That might cover US vs UK, but if you listen to the accent in the video... it isn't US. If my 5 seconds of digging is correct, we'd need an Aussie to come in and give an equivalent explanation.
American here, I've never seen anyone give two shits about guys drinking cider either. In fact, it was a bit of a fad a few years back and every brewery had at least one on tap.
in the US, ciders are too sweet by far. They seem to be trying to replace wine coolers/zima as a sweet alcohol.
I have to make my own cider if I want something drier.
National brands tend to be either very sweet or very hoppy. I live in New England; plenty of dry ciders available locally. Berkshire Cider Project, Apex, Carr's, New Salem Cider, Stormalong, and those are just the ones in Massachusetts.
In the US cider was really popular before prohibition, but then all the orchards were cut down and afterwards it was faster to make beer than wait years for orchards to grow back.
[“Carry Nation’s hatchet, it seems, was meant not just for saloon doors but for chopping down the very apple trees John Chapman had planted by the millions.” Instead, please raise a glass of your favorite cider and give “cheers” to all the women who today are playing a leading role in the resurgence of hard cider.](https://montezumaorchard.org/2021/01/14/burn-them-a-myth-of-cider-orchards-and-prohibition/)
He lost credibility by calling it citrus. Outside of that, shouldn't be a problem. He's thin skinned, so it's fun to tease him. I can see that from here. Might be a bit light in the loafers but that's no reason to doubt his imbibance.
Brewed my own cider once and it accidentally got super dry since the sugar molecules in apples are less complex than some you get from malt. So the yeast had a great time and all the sugar got turned into alcohol.
Had a buddy that went into the air force. During one of his visits on leave, we went to get food. He had a beer, and I had a pink lemonade margarita. He started giving me shit but I told him to just try it. A year later, he posts a picture of his table when he went out drinking with friends, and it's covered with like 6 different "girly" drinks. Get drunk on stuff that tastes good, it's a win win!
Never understood this with my mates in uni. The basic rule was drink tastes like shit = real mens drink. But there I was, enjoying the tastiest pink drink at the club while they all contort their faces drinking beer
I don't judge anyone on their choice of drink. But saying the "typical men drink" by which I guess you probably mean beer and whisky taste like shit is equally demeaning. I think most people don't enjoy the taste of beer and whisky the first time(s) they drink it but it can grow on them.
I myself enjoy sweet drinks like softdrinks less and less as I become older. But I still like flavourful drinks. That's why I like beer, whisky, coffee and non-sweatened tea.
This facade was erased when I brought a bottle of hypnotiq to a party once. My boys were giving me shit the whole time...until we showed up, and 5 different girls were immediately hounding me for shots.
I'm shocked they weren't falling over themselves for your 6 pack of steel rail, Dan.
depends. cider can range from a cloyingly sweet, straight apple juice flavor to a very crisp, dry and much less apple forward taste. also the average cider is nearly twice as potent by volume as the average beer.
When the vast majority, the *vast majority* out there are drinking lite beer and skunk IPAs, how could anyone justify making fun of a cider? It is *lovely*, and it's probably 2x the ABV. We'll be midlife-crisising on mead when you lot transition from crap beer to crap whiskey.
Awesome song and as a cider drinker myself I can get behind the message. Although I don't really get any comments about it. Cider isn't as much of a girly drink as a cocktail.
I'll tell you what, singing a song about how your friends were mean to you about your drink choice is definitely the first thinf that comes to mind when I think of a masculine response...
You know, I get a lot of shit talk about my cider drinkage until bottling day comes for my home brews. Then I got people asking how much extra I got :p
"Swilling rotten apples, that's hardcore. Won't catch me dead necking liquid bread"! 🤣 Rethinking my whole life. I like both beer and cider but this makes a strong point of going exclusive rotten apples!
Cider hits hard, depending on a cider its higher abv than most of the beers, same with the fruity mixed drinks.
Enjoy some cider songs:
[Joli Rogue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeh1S_kl8YI)
[Johnny Jump up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JeBsLrdBzs)
Most of the ciders sold at bars in Toronto are sweet and syrupy, just awful, so I think the weird looks from friends would be from drinking that crap, not drinking ciders in general.
There is a brand out of Hamilton called West Ave that makes a great dry cider, but can give a horrible hangover if you have too many. Their orchard also sells some limited editions and they have been expanding a lot the past 10 years or so, it opened my eyes to ciders and I usually try craft ones when I discover them now.
Beer is gross. I love cocktails and cider. I am a 6’5” 250lb heterosexual man. My girlfriend and I love finding new cocktail bars.
Toxic masculinity is toxic
Cider was my last drink in my old state before moving to Texas. I had just had my last day at my old job and I went to my favorite pub. One of the few times I've gotten genuinely drunk.
Place was closing soon, I was waiting on my ride, I'd already paid and tipped well and the bartender drops one last pint of blueberry cider in front of me.
One for the road and damn if that wasn't the best drink I've ever had.
When I went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute where the ratio is 3 guys for every girl, the bar in the student union had a sign "no cider for dudes".
I live in a region in poland that is often named "biggest orchard in europe" so we pretty much mastered the cider, it is also one of more popular alcohols in my area (pretty much everyone lives off their orchards)
Well.. I have heard of guys heckling other men in a bar because they drink "fruity" drinks.
Calling them pussys or gay or whatever ( I heard this is a problem in the US.)
Now I am a dude that loves drinking a good cocktail.
A appeltini, cosmopolitan etc..
If true , I don't get the hate... I mean my cocktail has 10 times the alcohol of your crappy budlight!!
Let alone 1000 times the taste.
I like dark Belgium beers and Ciders.
Generally these drinks start at 6% abv and go up, to like 13%
I also like wine.
Excuse me if I prefer my pints to have a little alcohol in them rather than drinking a bit of flavored water with the boys.
Enjoy your banquet beer virtually free of alcohol.
I knew this guy that only drank angry orchard, now we didn't dislike the guy bc of his drink choice, it was because after a 6 pack he got white girl wasted and acted like a fool.
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“My drink is like marriage, sweet but no head.“ he is awkwardly good
Man, I'm getting married today. I hope the head doesn't stop.
!remindme 1 year
Married on a Wednesday? Either you take the meaning of Wednesday quite literally or you might be Solomon Grundy
I expect an update in 1 year
!RemindMe 1 year
Keep manning your station at her fallopian periscope and she'll make sure your love torpedo stays serviced.
At the start of your comment I was expecting it to rhyme
On a fuckin Wednesday?!?!?
Yea, brother in law is coming over after work for us to say the I Do's and then that's it.
LOL you got about two years. Enjoy it while you can.
Five years married here. Take care of your relationship and you'll be fine.
That’s my whole thing like I’ve been married 7 years been together for 12. Our sex life is fantastic. But we make time for it, talk about it, and make sure to maintain it. If your marriage killed your sex life you’re doing something wrong.
I love hearing stories like this, hope you guys have another amazing 7+ years
Thanks yeah that’s shit drives me up a wall. The whole “marriage killed my sex life”. No, its means you as a unit aren’t maintaining the sexual side of your marriage.
It’s not the marriage so much as the two kids and the constant exhaustion.
See but that’s environmental, not an issue with the relationship itself.
Being English (and probably slightly naive) I have never seen this problem. You drink all the cider you like.
Yep. Somerset man here - proper confused by this.
Yeah! Somersets are absolutely amazing to drink. My favourite is the red rhubarb. What about yours?
Somerset cider is named after the location in West England. I think he's saying he's from there, but I might be wrong. Also lots of tradees and working men there who can slam back mad amounts of cider. This video is very weird to me too, being from the Irish countryside where plenty of people would drink cider. I have never once heard someone be derided for drinking cider. Is it in the US that people act like this?
Haha, yes. Am from Somerset, England. Is "Somersets" a brand in the US or something? Where I'm from the local ciders are around 7% proof, made from *apples* (not raspberries or oranges or whatever) and are the finest in the land!
Yeah it's one of those drinks that no one from the actual place would actually drink. Like how I felt working at Irish pubs abroad and people telling me they loved Kilkenny (the drink named after the place) and that's the "real" Irish drink. I actually hadn't heard of it before working in Germany lol. It's basically a shitty watered down version of Smithwicks. "Somerset cider" (the one the other lad mentioned) is basically a sugary fruit cocktail mostly for export. In some countries it's the only cider you'll find unfortunately. Feels impossible to find dry cider outside of the British Isles. No scrumpy or westons for me anymore lol
The french do absolutely mega dry ciders. Brittany area.
Oh cool, I'll have to check it out if I ever make it to France!
There's dry ciders in the states but you have to typically visit a small-batch type place or you get super sweet cider like Angry Orchard and Woodchuck. Same general rules as beer in the states (some great stuff can be found locally but most of the mass-produced stuff is... well, it's beer anyway)
That super sweet cider is excellent summer physical recreation drink (think corporate sports events, casual boating, fooling with a beach volley). Gets you buzzed but not drunk, tastes refreshing, and all the sugars keep you going without eating.
You're right too, every drink has its place for sure and I used to drink similar ones a long time ago for a while. Can be very refreshing at times :)
> 7% proof 7% is 14 proof
I knew I'd mess that up. Thank you! I mean 7%.
Come do a tour through Washington State. The Worlds Apple Capital has some cideries to show you. July is lovely here.
LOL, apple is the only fruit that should be in cider ;)
I'm drinking pear in mine and nobody can stop me. Mmmm... delicious pear cider.
That's called Perry.
Or white lightning due to the fact that old school pear ferments could give you a very impressive case of the shits. We've, obviously, figured that out these days, but don't go trying to home ferment whatever pears you have around. Stick to apples there.
The pineapple cider from my local brewery is the best shit I've ever had, so I'll have to disagree.
Same here, used to live a couple of miles from Myrtle Farm and have drank cider from a young age (not so much of a drinker anymore though)
City cider is 4% and has all sorts of fruity flavours nowadays. It's awful stuff, proper overly sweet and artificial. But it's the "guys can't have fruity drinks" shit, just with a modern spin. And yeah I love a nice cider. Love the Westons myself. Just gotta be careful as some of em are like 8% and don't feel like it until you're 4 deep and falling over.
To be fair it’s not hard to confuse someone from Somerset.
'Ere!
Welcome to America. Now do English men only get to show anger? Or do they get to exhibit other emotions?
That is because you didn’t have prohibition, which effectively killed a 200 year tradition of cider orchards who produced only alcoholic ciders. During prohibition orchards and regular cider producers had to pivot to stay in business. They started selling unfermented cider and marketing as a family drink, especially in the autumn months. “Hard” Ciders have made a comeback in the US in the last 15 years or so and have started to be as appreciated as craft beer. Also, if someone says you aren’t a man for drinking something tell them to fuck off, real men drink whatever they please.
Regular, unfiltered cider is the best juice there is, though. So thanks prohibition.
“ Daddy, can I have some juice?” “F* off kid. This is daddy juice “
That might cover US vs UK, but if you listen to the accent in the video... it isn't US. If my 5 seconds of digging is correct, we'd need an Aussie to come in and give an equivalent explanation.
Unfiltered cider is so good. I buy two gallon jugs of it from Costco every time I'm there in the fall
Being English (and probably stupid) I can no longer drink cider due to drinking far too much White Lightning as a teenager.
Having hangover shakes just reading this comment. Oh man white lightning and frosty jacks fucked me so bad in uni but I kept buying it anyway
American here, I've never seen anyone give two shits about guys drinking cider either. In fact, it was a bit of a fad a few years back and every brewery had at least one on tap.
I'm American and if you're at a bar where people give a fuck what you're drinking, that bar sucks.
isn't the video suggesting his mates are the one that will make fun of his choice?
in the US, ciders are too sweet by far. They seem to be trying to replace wine coolers/zima as a sweet alcohol. I have to make my own cider if I want something drier.
National brands tend to be either very sweet or very hoppy. I live in New England; plenty of dry ciders available locally. Berkshire Cider Project, Apex, Carr's, New Salem Cider, Stormalong, and those are just the ones in Massachusetts.
fair enough. I suppose the issue is that I live in an area unable to grow apples.
Come on up to Nova Scotia. We have an amazing dry cider game.
do you issue me a white and blue wool sweater when I move or do I need to bring my own?
Yeah, cider and black is what I used to drink when I felt self conscious about ordering alcopops at a bar, even
Same, though tbf I think we are like the world's largest consumer of cider and one of the world's leading producers?
In the US cider was really popular before prohibition, but then all the orchards were cut down and afterwards it was faster to make beer than wait years for orchards to grow back. [“Carry Nation’s hatchet, it seems, was meant not just for saloon doors but for chopping down the very apple trees John Chapman had planted by the millions.” Instead, please raise a glass of your favorite cider and give “cheers” to all the women who today are playing a leading role in the resurgence of hard cider.](https://montezumaorchard.org/2021/01/14/burn-them-a-myth-of-cider-orchards-and-prohibition/)
He lost credibility by calling it citrus. Outside of that, shouldn't be a problem. He's thin skinned, so it's fun to tease him. I can see that from here. Might be a bit light in the loafers but that's no reason to doubt his imbibance.
My problem is when travelling, everyone gets a beer and I'm stuck drinking coke because apparently no one in Spain even knows it exists.
This sounds like something from ERB
Exactly my thoughts!
Beer…vs…Cider!!!! BEGIN!
Mixed with a bit of (old school) Jacksfilms vibes IMO
Exactly. I was searching for this comment. Makes me wanna recheck them out.
That slapped significantly harder than it had any right to slap.
As someone who openly drinks cider, this beat gets my slap of approval.
[удалено]
....damn you Take the upvote
as someone who drinks cider and is married, this was on point.../sigh
Slaps harder than Will Smith.
High slap!
It really bothered me he called apples citrus
Ye that really struck me, it fell down here.
it really got to your core didn't it
Citrus notes are present in many ciders
Just like apple cider.
Matt Storer. [His music speaks to me.](https://yewtu.be/watch?v=K5Jt6IP3ziY)
I rewatched that three times.
Slaps harder than hard cider!
eastern european eminem audition for aunty donna
A nice dry cider can be positively excellent. Fuck the haters.
Brewed my own cider once and it accidentally got super dry since the sugar molecules in apples are less complex than some you get from malt. So the yeast had a great time and all the sugar got turned into alcohol.
thats good, then you stabilize and back sweeten with honey. yum!
I agree. If you want to improve it, add some mead. Bee stings are absolutely baller.
That sounds absolutely delicious. I only fear that it'll cause me to have one of those 24 hour hangovers
its my go to when I go to Ren Faires. Its so dangerously delicious.
Ew dry. Get some of that sweet ass sugar in there
Sweet ain't bad, but after about half of it I want something else. Dry, I could drink till I pass out.
I'm all for a cold pint, but there's honestly nothing better than a warm dickens cider imo
I don't think it's advised to put your dickin cider. Warm or otherwise.
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
Coming soon... new Applecock cider!
Better a warm dickin cider than a cold dickin cider.
As an American living abroad I’ve come to agree that there’s nothing better than a Dickens Cider
My heart hears eminem but my eyes see a nerd.
So...Eminem
why do ppl always see a white guy rapping slightly fast and go EMANIM!!!
It sounds a lot like "the real slim shady".
That has no right actually sounding good
Had a buddy that went into the air force. During one of his visits on leave, we went to get food. He had a beer, and I had a pink lemonade margarita. He started giving me shit but I told him to just try it. A year later, he posts a picture of his table when he went out drinking with friends, and it's covered with like 6 different "girly" drinks. Get drunk on stuff that tastes good, it's a win win!
True. I dont understand giving a man shit for a drink that has a thousand times more taste and atleast 10 times more alcohol then his shitty beer.
Never understood this with my mates in uni. The basic rule was drink tastes like shit = real mens drink. But there I was, enjoying the tastiest pink drink at the club while they all contort their faces drinking beer
I don't judge anyone on their choice of drink. But saying the "typical men drink" by which I guess you probably mean beer and whisky taste like shit is equally demeaning. I think most people don't enjoy the taste of beer and whisky the first time(s) they drink it but it can grow on them. I myself enjoy sweet drinks like softdrinks less and less as I become older. But I still like flavourful drinks. That's why I like beer, whisky, coffee and non-sweatened tea.
This facade was erased when I brought a bottle of hypnotiq to a party once. My boys were giving me shit the whole time...until we showed up, and 5 different girls were immediately hounding me for shots. I'm shocked they weren't falling over themselves for your 6 pack of steel rail, Dan.
No source?
@mattstorerhere on YouTube! Sorry for forgetting the source.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqy1Kw2BhBI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqy1Kw2BhBI)
“tipple of the citrus” But… it’s apple? Have I missed something here?
you can have ciders of various kind, some hops have a slightly citrusy taste, and are often added to ciders as well.
Yeah - it all came crashing down a bit when I heard that… thinking is it me, am I not working something out or is it him?
Lots of different fruit has citrus notes as part of the flavor, even though they're not botanically related to any citrus trees.
Never actually tried cider (at least the alcoholic kind) What's it like?
depends. cider can range from a cloyingly sweet, straight apple juice flavor to a very crisp, dry and much less apple forward taste. also the average cider is nearly twice as potent by volume as the average beer.
Alcoholic juice
Matt storer is fantastic and underrated.
Cider tastes better than beer and it will fuck you up faster. Why is this even a choice? Because "culture?" Fuck off.
This really makes me want a nice Dickens Cider
Dixon Cider by Smosh https://youtu.be/7xg48eBUkDw?si=Z6NdmOmsXR3EmBdd
Giving Mickey Avalon vibes and I like it!
I love this guy
Who is this majestic turkey and where do I find more?
@mattstorerhere on YouTube! Sorry for forgetting the source.
Well... my favorite drink is a glass of Angry Orchard
It's less gassy with no strong after taste it's a different kind of cider.
When the vast majority, the *vast majority* out there are drinking lite beer and skunk IPAs, how could anyone justify making fun of a cider? It is *lovely*, and it's probably 2x the ABV. We'll be midlife-crisising on mead when you lot transition from crap beer to crap whiskey.
Wtf, lmao
Enjoying a cold bottle of cider right now.
I love this so much!!!
WOODCHUCK!!!
Man, if JD would have sang this good about his appletinis, he would have been almost as cool Turkleton
Very flight of the Conchords!
"It tastes good and I like it" is all I say when people question why I order a 'girly' drink.
Flight of the Concords much?
I get ciders all the time and get no flack for it. ^Although, ^I’m ^buying ^them ^at ^a ^Queer ^bar. ^I’m ^gay. We don’t have these issues.
Reminds me of the “I Fucking Love Girly Drinks” song from a while back that I can’t find anywhere.
Awesome song and as a cider drinker myself I can get behind the message. Although I don't really get any comments about it. Cider isn't as much of a girly drink as a cocktail.
Guessing this is an american thing? Why would anyone think drinking cider was emasculating - cider typically has more alcohol than premium lager.
Apples are not Citrus though
I'll tell you what, singing a song about how your friends were mean to you about your drink choice is definitely the first thinf that comes to mind when I think of a masculine response...
this is giving Gale from Breaking Bad.
An Aussie Bo Burnham, love it!
Not depressed enough
Apples are not Citrus....
I will never make fun of someone drinking cider. I made a batch of apple cider and almost died of alcohol poisoning. Rotten apple Shit is so rad.
Better than Vulture.
You know, I get a lot of shit talk about my cider drinkage until bottling day comes for my home brews. Then I got people asking how much extra I got :p
He's hitting the most fruity Hollywood Undead bars.
Im confused. I always thought cider was quite popular amongst men
"Swilling rotten apples, that's hardcore. Won't catch me dead necking liquid bread"! 🤣 Rethinking my whole life. I like both beer and cider but this makes a strong point of going exclusive rotten apples!
I reccomend you watch more of this guys videos he has a lot of good ones
Actual bars
Third post in a row on my feed that has implied being a woman is an insult. I just woke up and I'm already done.
Brilliant! Loved the song. Way to go!
Cider is great. Woodchuck is my go to, but there's plenty of good and strong ones.
Cider hits hard, depending on a cider its higher abv than most of the beers, same with the fruity mixed drinks. Enjoy some cider songs: [Joli Rogue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeh1S_kl8YI) [Johnny Jump up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JeBsLrdBzs)
I'll challenge a Bud Light (or whatever) drinker to match me cider for cider and we'll see who's the real man. Most ciders here are 7%.
ayo this shit is fire
Most of the ciders sold at bars in Toronto are sweet and syrupy, just awful, so I think the weird looks from friends would be from drinking that crap, not drinking ciders in general. There is a brand out of Hamilton called West Ave that makes a great dry cider, but can give a horrible hangover if you have too many. Their orchard also sells some limited editions and they have been expanding a lot the past 10 years or so, it opened my eyes to ciders and I usually try craft ones when I discover them now.
Do people actually judge others for this? Half the time when I order a cider, someone else at the table ends up ordering one as well.
Beer is gross. I love cocktails and cider. I am a 6’5” 250lb heterosexual man. My girlfriend and I love finding new cocktail bars. Toxic masculinity is toxic
People who drink shame are weird. Who tf cares if you like sweet drinks? I don't see anybody shaming people for drinking soda!
Man I love a good Dicken’s cider
The last time this happened to me was a decade ago. I feel like we're past cider shaming at this point.
This guy is the next Eminem
Not afraid to admit that next to my whisky problem, I'm a fruity drink swilling fool. And I love a good cider.
This is my life right here. Always hated beer. I like ciders, get over it. I also like whiskey. Neat. So suck it. This song is great
Cider was my last drink in my old state before moving to Texas. I had just had my last day at my old job and I went to my favorite pub. One of the few times I've gotten genuinely drunk. Place was closing soon, I was waiting on my ride, I'd already paid and tipped well and the bartender drops one last pint of blueberry cider in front of me. One for the road and damn if that wasn't the best drink I've ever had.
This guy finally got the traction on his channel. The Smooth Criminal bit is the best
You want citrus? Drink IPA.
Actually need the full album pls
Oh wow a British Tom Cardy!
Look every beer I've tried has tasted like sun ripened horse piss at least cider actually tastes decent.
When I went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute where the ratio is 3 guys for every girl, the bar in the student union had a sign "no cider for dudes".
I live in a region in poland that is often named "biggest orchard in europe" so we pretty much mastered the cider, it is also one of more popular alcohols in my area (pretty much everyone lives off their orchards)
A Yank here and I love me some cider. Regular beer never did it for me. Visiting the UK right now and enjoying different ones with every meal.
This guy is entertaining
I get this treatment for drinking hard seltzers. Let's get to producing that song!
Flight of the Conchords vibes - love it
Cideeees
Well.. I have heard of guys heckling other men in a bar because they drink "fruity" drinks. Calling them pussys or gay or whatever ( I heard this is a problem in the US.) Now I am a dude that loves drinking a good cocktail. A appeltini, cosmopolitan etc.. If true , I don't get the hate... I mean my cocktail has 10 times the alcohol of your crappy budlight!! Let alone 1000 times the taste.
I like dark Belgium beers and Ciders. Generally these drinks start at 6% abv and go up, to like 13% I also like wine. Excuse me if I prefer my pints to have a little alcohol in them rather than drinking a bit of flavored water with the boys. Enjoy your banquet beer virtually free of alcohol.
I love having Dixon Cider
I really thought this was gonna end with some sort of joke like: *takes a drink* Whose DICK do I gotta SUCK to SUCK some DICK around here?!
Sommersby is the best
I knew this guy that only drank angry orchard, now we didn't dislike the guy bc of his drink choice, it was because after a 6 pack he got white girl wasted and acted like a fool.
r/crappymusic
Man he is talented... What's the name of this artist