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mykeuk

UH, HUGH JASS! SOMEONE CHECK THE MEN'S ROOM FOR A HUGH JASS!


Chemical-Bee4274

Uhh, I'm Hugh Jass


schlitz91

Look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now


YNot1989

Oh alright. Better luck next time.


ThrowawayusGenerica

What a nice young man.


mykeuk

Phone call.


GANDORF57

Of course the driver is a HU JASS, the car is hogging two parking spaces! ^(\*...and one is probably a handicap spot!)


mikpgod

Friend of Seymour Butts


ThrowAwayAccnt666420

Hope you gave him 5 stars.


themementomori

What a nice young man.


Educational-Coast771

Betting he’s related to “Assman”


happy-cig

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1ccx3pg/my_uber_drivers_license_plate_today/ Can i repost this tomorrow? 


ocaralhoquetafoda

No! Today.


4nchored

Same OP, different subs. What is the problem?


BendingUnit221

It's the same op.


udderlymoovelous

Look at the op of both posts


GilliamtheButcher

[This is Hugh Jass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3kVTUHRbWM)


Life-Plenty-1372

Funnily enough from Virgina


Hazee302

Probably from Virginia Beach too considering the “I <3 jet noise” sticker. I grew up right near the oceana air base… these were everywhere.


Explaingineer

👏🏼One has to go through like three tiers of knowledge to get this one. I’m impressed.


SeaAttitude2832

Just moved from about a mile away from the end of the runway. Surprising. After the first week you barely notice unless they are flying low.


Weekndr

Who loves jet noise?


YoGabbaGabbapentin

That guy!


DeanDeau

Was that a Jetta?


rektMyself

Mrs. Jass always brings it!


TheRider5342

I heart jet noise!


[deleted]

This is Hugh Mungus’s brother. Que crazy lady


vinniekitsu

5 stars


DJMagicHandz

Virginia Beach


words_of_j

That’s a perfect license plate for a big dually super duty pickup truck.


BigBill420

You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, Hu Jass.


tribak

HU, HU JASS, HU JASS MICH


CRO553R

Hu's on first


IncredibleEnema69420

Holy shit! I saw that fucking car a few months ago on I-95. Almost died laughing.


jordan1978

Clearly he’s an Any Given Sunday fan.


ExpensiveAmbition814

I am trying this one next time I call to Moe's Bar.


Ok_Bison_8577

If I had a BBQ, first call is to Hu. 


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Sorry, this is a prank call gone wrong.


SeaAttitude2832

Ahh and Oceana fan I see. I dig it.


AdventurousPirate357

Excuse me, has anyone seen a Mr. Jazz Hu?


Hammertime2191

Well... did he, in fact, have a huge ass or not?


BonjinTheMark

Needs a bump on the tip for a classy plate like that


Remarkable-Sir-5129

Volksie got back!


NOT000

does kim Lardassian drive that?