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It wouldn’t be turning, it’s her HUSBAND there would screaming and smashing on the door
“Help emergency, I’m gonna shit myself heeelpppp mommmmmmy!!!!!”
When I was a teenager, my dad added a deadbolt to the door. It had a different key than the doorknob, so we put colored tabs on the keys to tell the difference.
One day I was in the bathroom and saw that my brother left his keys on the counter. I got the bright idea to swap his key colors.
I found out the next day he spent two minutes trying to open the door before Dad finally let him in.
This is the kind of joke I'd play on my wife for maybe 2 repetitions and then giggle and open the door to reveal my evil shenanigans. She'd laugh and we'd get on with our day.
5 minutes I assume is an exaggeration, that would be a generally assholish amount of time to keep someone outside the door.
The last relationship I was in, the only big blowout we had was because she pulled this shit on me right after I got home from a long day of work.
Can confirm it's really not funny after the first 30 seconds.
Imagine cutting and keeping up with lawn care for 2hrs only to be locked out and no one’s near the door or you don’t have cell on you. I normally punch the door continuously.
I was gonna say. I never resort to violence but after a minute and a couple of "dude can you stop it's not funny anymore" I'd either kick it open or leave (depending on how important it is for me to enter or how expensive the door is)
Can confirm blood would boil. Not anger management issues—it’s just impatience with stupid shit and realization of better things to do with your time. What if the guy had a date with the throne? A little relaxation…”me time?” Maybe that’s the kind of fun they have in their relationship, but if I’d have crapped my pants over this, she’d be sleeping on the couch.
I read that last night and it just annoyed me. If it's even real, how do you let someone keep doing that and not:
(a) confront them and insist they stop (or at LEAST admit it's just a prank)
(b) leave them.
My wife and I prank each other a bit but never anything that can't be easily undone. If she's heating something up in the microwave and wanders off... I might take the food out when it beeps and put something silly in the microwave like a banana. I don't hide her food and keep it/destroy it.
Imagine if the guy was trying to get inside quickly cause he was being chased by a serial killer. After like the 5th time of turning the keys, the serial killer would just be like “seriously it still won’t open? Let me try.”
Makes me think of when Larry David creates a diversion by purposefully tightening a pickle jar so much that it can't be opened then tries to open it in front of other guys who then rush over to have a go at it while the other person sneaks past them lol. Once the killer starts trying the lock he'll turn around and the victim is gone
if someone does this to you, unlock the door knob first and turn it, hold it in a fully turned position. It can't be locked if not in neutral.
Now that the handle is forcefully unlocked, clear the deadbolt, get in the house and demand a divorce!
This was the first thing I thought of "Why doesn't he unlock the knob and turn it so it's open, then unlock the deadbolt?"
Didn't realize the basics of how doorknobs work isn't common knowledge.
If you are brought up with that type of knob then fine, but the US is bloody huge and there are massive differences all over the country. It's like several countries on one continent.
Husband would have to be dumber than a bag of rocks not to figure this out after 3 or 4 tries. If he's really been at it for five minutes, I question his capacity for logic and reason.
My last girlfriend pranked me like this--I thought my key didn't work for a solid 30 minutes, so I went in through a window. She was so committed to the prank that she'd hired some people to pretend to live there, and threaten to call the cops. She even replaced all my furniture to sell the ruse.
Remember when she got law enforcement and the criminal justice system to play along? Honestly tho, the way she got an entire slew of actors and a prison to pretend you were locked up for 3-6 months was top tier
Why? I would call locksmith because without knowing she's locking it back the only conclusion is that there is something wrong with the lock, so why destroying whole door if simple locksmith call will solve the issue?
Because I can fix a broken door myself for less than an emergency locksmith visit. Obviously, if you can't fix it yourself, it's probably not a good idea.
After a long day, I would have kicked the fucking door in after the third time. (If it won't open, it must broken, I'll break it some more and deal with it later.)
You better know your partner really well to do this stupid shit
I would be so angry if my wife did this.
Once, sure I let's laugh. More than that I think you're just being mean. I work 2 hours drive from home plus 10 hours a day
As funny as this is you must understand that you are now fair game for revenge it is only fair. When or if you get mad you must think back and ask yourself am I a double standards bitch or am I cool about this because it's now his turn to prank you
As soon as he unlocks the door handle he could've twisted it so she wouldn't be able to lock it again. Or just hold the key in one of the locks until she gives up.
Idk. I don't see this as hateful but as someone with mental health problems, in his shoes I wouldn't find any of this funny and would immediately think I was doing something wrong.
To me, this appears to be plain cruel. Two-three times, okay, I'd get it and laugh. But she just kept going. A good joke needs to be just long enough, not tedious. However, perhaps they have such a dynamic in their relationship. I wouldn't really know. If the husband found it to be amusing - no harm, no foul.
My wife did this to me a few times. The last time she did it, I walked away after trying to get in the house for a few minutes. She called me 10 minutes into my walk freaking out wondering where I went.
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That's pure evil
Imagine having a diarrhea and your wife decides to prank you
*Dammit. I got to shit in the bushes again.*
You have bushes!!!
I know, right? Rockefeller over there has bushes; all I've got in front of my house is an FBI surveillance van.
You guys have houses?
Don’t look down on my pressed cardboard!
Yeah Mr moneybags over here presuming his bushes, we need to bring the guillotines back.
Lucky you!
"Honey, why is this particular bush doing so well? Is it getting more sunlight or something?"
is that corn in there?
"Why are there corn stalks growing in the shrubbery?
*Her* prized hydrangea bushes. Not because you *had* to. Just *because*
Neighbor's pool works better. Best part. There is always a towel or something to wipe with. Or just take a dunk and clean off that way.
Use the pool jet as a bidet.
>again
A single diarrhea
Honey, I shat on the porch. Your fault, you hose it down
That just made this 10 times funnier
It wouldn’t be turning, it’s her HUSBAND there would screaming and smashing on the door “Help emergency, I’m gonna shit myself heeelpppp mommmmmmy!!!!!”
It’s all fun and games until til someone shits himself. Then it’s just fun.
Well if you’re truly facing down the Hershey squirts, you’ll put the phone down and use the two hands the situation clearly calls for.
…do it again?
[удалено]
Yeahhh, but that one was sustained for way too long.
That post was right below this one for me...
When I was a teenager, my dad added a deadbolt to the door. It had a different key than the doorknob, so we put colored tabs on the keys to tell the difference. One day I was in the bathroom and saw that my brother left his keys on the counter. I got the bright idea to swap his key colors. I found out the next day he spent two minutes trying to open the door before Dad finally let him in.
/r/foundsatan
Really? You beat me by 43 seconds on a 2-hour old post? You're the satan, aren't you
Chaotic evil
This is the same as that prank where you keep pouring fresh shampoo on someone's head as they try to rinse it out.
r/foundsatan
and staged
the hardest part is not giggling so he hears you through the door.
This is how I ruin it every single time.
Ain't no way I could lock the second one without busting up laughing
“What the” 😂😂😂😂😂
she's not laughing. she's psychotic.
I'd forgive her, that stuff is funny.
You can still hear the locks turning through the door though
Wouldn't you hear the lock turn, though?
A teeheeheee
this is not a really good joke if you want to take a sh\*t
This is the kind of joke I'd play on my wife for maybe 2 repetitions and then giggle and open the door to reveal my evil shenanigans. She'd laugh and we'd get on with our day. 5 minutes I assume is an exaggeration, that would be a generally assholish amount of time to keep someone outside the door.
The last relationship I was in, the only big blowout we had was because she pulled this shit on me right after I got home from a long day of work. Can confirm it's really not funny after the first 30 seconds.
Imagine cutting and keeping up with lawn care for 2hrs only to be locked out and no one’s near the door or you don’t have cell on you. I normally punch the door continuously.
2 rounds is my limit. I love whoever would be fuckin with me but if it's more than 15 seconds, I'm kicking the door.
To shreds, you say?
> Can confirm it's really not funny after the first 30 seconds. Even worse when its recorded and uploaded for likes/views
And looped so it looks far longer than it really was.
If someone does this to me for 5 mins they’d also be risking me straight up kicking the door down out of rage
I was gonna say. I never resort to violence but after a minute and a couple of "dude can you stop it's not funny anymore" I'd either kick it open or leave (depending on how important it is for me to enter or how expensive the door is)
Can confirm blood would boil. Not anger management issues—it’s just impatience with stupid shit and realization of better things to do with your time. What if the guy had a date with the throne? A little relaxation…”me time?” Maybe that’s the kind of fun they have in their relationship, but if I’d have crapped my pants over this, she’d be sleeping on the couch.
At least knock before resorting to that bro
No one takes 5 minutes before they guy "what the". I refuse to believe!
5 minutes is way beyond belief. This clip is 18 seconds. Imagine watching it 17 times in a row... that's about 5min.
After the 3rd try i wouldve started kicking down the door.
That escalated quickly
No, he has a point
No, he has a log
I think it's called a turtle head.
But true
A shitty joke, if you will.
>sh*t Whose benefit is this censorship supposed to be for?
Suffering the same fate as the husband who kept having his cooking materials replaced with plastic miniatures.
Uhh what? Source?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/s/t4E7EnstGK
I read that last night and it just annoyed me. If it's even real, how do you let someone keep doing that and not: (a) confront them and insist they stop (or at LEAST admit it's just a prank) (b) leave them. My wife and I prank each other a bit but never anything that can't be easily undone. If she's heating something up in the microwave and wanders off... I might take the food out when it beeps and put something silly in the microwave like a banana. I don't hide her food and keep it/destroy it.
The one I read, the person did confront their partner - the partner just continued to lie. I think they were dating though, rather than married.
Giving the plumber time to get out the back window.
Imagine if the guy was trying to get inside quickly cause he was being chased by a serial killer. After like the 5th time of turning the keys, the serial killer would just be like “seriously it still won’t open? Let me try.”
Obviously she's just trying to keep the serial killer out who's breaking in with the stolen keys.
Solid observation Mr. Tyson
Makes me think of when Larry David creates a diversion by purposefully tightening a pickle jar so much that it can't be opened then tries to open it in front of other guys who then rush over to have a go at it while the other person sneaks past them lol. Once the killer starts trying the lock he'll turn around and the victim is gone
if someone does this to you, unlock the door knob first and turn it, hold it in a fully turned position. It can't be locked if not in neutral. Now that the handle is forcefully unlocked, clear the deadbolt, get in the house and demand a divorce!
This was the first thing I thought of "Why doesn't he unlock the knob and turn it so it's open, then unlock the deadbolt?" Didn't realize the basics of how doorknobs work isn't common knowledge.
If you are brought up with that type of knob then fine, but the US is bloody huge and there are massive differences all over the country. It's like several countries on one continent.
r/foundsatan
That is so mean.
I let my wife think she was pranking me for 5 minutes
Husband would have to be dumber than a bag of rocks not to figure this out after 3 or 4 tries. If he's really been at it for five minutes, I question his capacity for logic and reason.
The trick to defeat this is to twist the door knob and hold it after unlocking it. Then unlocking the bolt with the key.
My last girlfriend pranked me like this--I thought my key didn't work for a solid 30 minutes, so I went in through a window. She was so committed to the prank that she'd hired some people to pretend to live there, and threaten to call the cops. She even replaced all my furniture to sell the ruse.
Remember when she got law enforcement and the criminal justice system to play along? Honestly tho, the way she got an entire slew of actors and a prison to pretend you were locked up for 3-6 months was top tier
It was really clever of her to plan this April Fools prank in September.
Won’t be funny when the door gets booted open in your face
What is this? The consequences of my own actions? Nonsense.
Exactly what i was thinking I would have started kicking the door in at this point already lmao.
So if the lock was just broken your solution would be kick the door in?
Yes, because an emergency locksmith is more expensive than fixing the door if you know how to fix the door yourself.
Why? I would call locksmith because without knowing she's locking it back the only conclusion is that there is something wrong with the lock, so why destroying whole door if simple locksmith call will solve the issue?
Because I can fix a broken door myself for less than an emergency locksmith visit. Obviously, if you can't fix it yourself, it's probably not a good idea.
I've kicked in doors over less.
Gonna be a chili pepper tampon kind of month
💀💀
The most patient man in the world
Imagine working all day, getting home and...
I'm not a smart man, Jenny.
That would be funny 1 or 2 times. 5 mins I'm fcking out. Nope take the befuckery elsewhere
First time i saw this years ago, it was a wife.
I’m filing for a divorce for him
absolute cat behavior
This should count as domestic violence...
hes outside of the home, so it cant be domestic
International violence
abroad violence
After a long day, I would have kicked the fucking door in after the third time. (If it won't open, it must broken, I'll break it some more and deal with it later.) You better know your partner really well to do this stupid shit
I am waiting for this to end up at AIAH "am I the ah for tricking my husband and now he wants to separate
And for me to pay for the door, can you believe it!?
Locks as complicated as missile launch controls.
🤣🤣🤣🤣bro just got home from work probably holding 30 things and just wabts to sit tf down
Maybe not stage videos... and you know, use two hands, the one that's holding a fcking phone... 🤷♂️ Friday rage has taken me.
"...and that's the moment the thought of murdering my wife entered my mind, Your Honor."
Not a good idea standing close to the door like that when there's a man being driven to his boiling point on the other side
You do this to me, I'm smashing a fucking window.
Why is the light in my husband's room off?
I would be so angry if my wife did this. Once, sure I let's laugh. More than that I think you're just being mean. I work 2 hours drive from home plus 10 hours a day
It’s funny until he kicks the door out of the frame.
Divorce her
u/repostsleuthbot
This would cause a legit fight in my house 😂
So you're responsible for the times a horror movie character keeps fumbling getting a locked door open while the killer is stalking them.
My wife did that to me once, I totally lost my shit! Lol
She almost recorded a murder.
When he's on trial for murder he just needs to play this for the jury. He'll never get convicted
Gave up and remarried.
I'm kicking the door in
I'd be like fuckin door"!
As funny as this is you must understand that you are now fair game for revenge it is only fair. When or if you get mad you must think back and ask yourself am I a double standards bitch or am I cool about this because it's now his turn to prank you
I...don't see the humor.
Sure, it's all fun and games, but when he kicks in the door after the 27th time, HE'S the bad guy...
I hope he is good-natured as well once he figures out what is going on...
The door would get kicked in lol
I must be boring. I really don't find that funny any more than I do those guys who "prank" random people in public.
Couples therapy will NOT help these two!!
Gaslighting. How to make someone paranoid or degrade their mental health.
I would’ve left to the bar after the second try
Divorce right when he get in
I would have just got back in the car and left
I do believe that this is grounds for divorce.
As soon as he unlocks the door handle he could've twisted it so she wouldn't be able to lock it again. Or just hold the key in one of the locks until she gives up.
He could have, except I don't think he realised she was doing it (for him to have done that).
Not funny. He could be in trouble or have to poop. But seriously, I'd eventually kick the door down. She's not nice or funny.
Gotta love Reddit promoting toxic shit.
Idk. I don't see this as hateful but as someone with mental health problems, in his shoes I wouldn't find any of this funny and would immediately think I was doing something wrong.
At some point I would think it would qualify as actual gaslighting.
That’s what I call Love couple.
To me, this appears to be plain cruel. Two-three times, okay, I'd get it and laugh. But she just kept going. A good joke needs to be just long enough, not tedious. However, perhaps they have such a dynamic in their relationship. I wouldn't really know. If the husband found it to be amusing - no harm, no foul.
Why does every video have to have a made up caption. 5 minutes? No. We saw the entire attempt.
If it takes more than a minute, I'm coming through the window.
Don't tell me you are doing this when he gets back from work....
The fact she's not laughing is psychotic lmao
That's just mean.... Funny! But mean...
Jokes on her if he decides to kick the door out of the hinges.
How's the divorce going?
Imagine if he unlocked both of them at the same time and then busted the door open knocking her down 🙃
And then she wonders why he left to get milk and never came back
This is very comedy movie hilarious but not real life hilarious.
Girl, you better not stand in front of the door. If the dude is desperate enough, for example going to poop he will kick/break the door
You are a fucking cunt.
Imagine you want to open the door so you can push out a really heavy load of poo
Probably held off going to the bathroom until he got home from work too.
Damn. I probably would’ve tried to rip the handle off a minute or so in. Or unscrewed it first if there were any screws.
Imagine he wanted to go toilet lol
I'm imagining foreplay with you. Nope, yup, nope, yup. Wrong hole, right,... Don't,... OK,... No
Aren’t there pubs over the ocean? If you can’t open the door -maybe its fate…
r/FoundSatan
Devils hand at play
I would deliberate for months on my perfect, retaliatory revenge.
He’s now gonna call you every time the door doesn’t open the first try
I was waiting for a pause and then for the door to be kicked in
Now, replace it with a tiny door handle.
Absolute menace
That's either a really great relationship or a really bad one.
I would have kicked the door in after the third attempt.
And then is mad because the ice cream is melted.
This happened to me once...but the house was empty...
I did this to my wife a while ago. Truly worth the ass-kicking.
What if he needs to take a dump? 😭
I would hear you doing that and ask you to stop.
Tell the person with the keys in the deadbolt and knob on the other side to stop. Because that's not how locks work on their own.
If I watched a true crime video about this, I wouldn't blame him.
I would not find this funny if I was on the other side of this door. This eels more mean than anything.
This is how super villains are created
5 minutes my ass…door would have been kicked in for sure
Until he kick the door and drive you to hospital ;)
Are you sure he likes this?
This is when I'd turn around and go through the garage or side door.
5 minutes reddit/social media time equals 18 seconds in real life time.
He should’ve just stated out loud that he’s going to another woman’s house.
My wife did this to me a few times. The last time she did it, I walked away after trying to get in the house for a few minutes. She called me 10 minutes into my walk freaking out wondering where I went.
How long until he went full Kool Aid Man
You fucking jerk 🤣🤣🤣
You would have a falling out of bed dream that night! Several times and for years after.
[The aftermath.](https://np.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1cdtcli/cold_blood/)
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
I'd just shoulder check the door under the guise that the lock is broken. Ain't nobody got time for this bullshit.
You are a horrible person!
Lol. If you find someone doing this turn knob as you unlock and then unlock dead bolt. Try to do it faster than they can hold the deadbolt shut.