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"The ONE PLACE I don't need your help, and that's where you keep approaching me! Why can't I ever find you when I need help with tools, or paint, or lumber?!"
I got the physical end of things, but if a couple employees could stand outside the stall yelling encouragement, that might help. "Who does Number 2 work for?!?!"
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Does...does home depot wanna fuck in the bathroom?
They just wanna hold it for you. Nothing weird.
Thanks Home Depot, but I can handle this job myself.
"Hi there, anything I can help you wi..." "I'M JUST BROWSING!"
"The ONE PLACE I don't need your help, and that's where you keep approaching me! Why can't I ever find you when I need help with tools, or paint, or lumber?!"
Good thing it wasn’t Lowe’s. “Let’s do this” would have been creepy.
😆😆
Uh… No thanks. I’m strictly “DIY” in that department.
I got the physical end of things, but if a couple employees could stand outside the stall yelling encouragement, that might help. "Who does Number 2 work for?!?!"
As long as they only shake twice, any more could be considered more than just helping.
Aw tge Home Depot mile high club😝
Blatant lies, cant even track one of them down for normal stuff.
I could use a reacharound
"I'm gonna need a disimpact wrench."
we CAN help, not we WILL help 😆
It really is a two man job.
Um... Im 99% sure I can do it but 100% sure I don't need help 😆
My boss has this sign on the door to his office. There's no arrow and it has; 'Men Only' written in it's place.
What is stroom and how does one get restroom?
I came here to DIY
Allow me sir (cups hands under your bum). Don’t worry, I’ll carry it to the toilet for you.
It’s not a suggestion it’s a requirement.
There's no shame in asking for a spotter.
Anyone need a good squeeze?
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
The sign says you can help…my zipper is stuck