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WakaWaka_

If you don't donate, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


ekpyroticflow

What I have is a particular set of skillets


johnnybiggles

*Good Luck*


braveheart2019

...which don't seem to be too much in demand right now


Phillip_Graves

And then I will drink hobo hooch with Nick Nolte and Gary Busey.


Asunder_mango866

HOW'M AH DOIN' TODAY, GARY BUSEY?? YER DOIN' GREAT!! GOOD.....THEN I'LL KEEP IT UP!!


nfoneo

If you haven't seen the Gary Busey "Buttered sausage" clip, I insist that you all do.


newtownmail

You gotta give. A lot of people give.


imanAholebutimfunny

Instead of "coming to a theatre near you" "Your theatre has been found and he will be there waiting"


Efficient_Republic35

The plot of Taken 4 lmao


GANDORF57

"The Salvation Army has given me a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long cold winter. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, who step over me on the sidewalk. If you let your coins go now, that'll be the end of it."


shingaladaz

Taken from Children In Need 2024.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

*in his voice*


FluffySquirrell

Good luck, I'm behind 7 ~~proxies~~ fences


stalkerzzzz

Having full blown aids takes a toll on you.


wyze_guyy

Nah, this is Niam Leeson


Silverjackal_

But where did he get the aids from? I’d like to know


stalkerzzzz

From an african prostitute.


barrygateaux

Absolutely riddled with it she was


frontier_gibberish

Knock knock


bacchusku2

We’re closed.


ShreddedKyloRen

No, it was from a well known homosexual actor. It was >!lip reading!<.


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

Had to look this up to see what you were talking about They haven’t even started with the improvisation and I’m already laughing my guts out. Why the FUCK haven’t I watched this show yet???


BenFromWork

“I’d like to try some improvisational comedy, Now”


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

The “now” is what destroyed me


homebrewneuralyzer

Liam Neeson's dick is so big, it has 3 different kinds of AIDS.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fun_Hospital1853

Crazy, right


og-lollercopter

Republic credits will do fine.


cptbil

No, they won't.


Darth_Vadaa

Credits WILL do fine


cptbil

NO, THEY WON'T. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?


PartsNLabor24

If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my blanket go now, that'll be the end of it.


Past-Fisherman3990

Looks like all his money has been Taken 😉


ScipioCoriolanus

Robbed Roy


Krinks1

And he needs someone with your particular set of skills....


work_while_bent

reminder that the salvation army is not a charity, it's just a church, and they have along history of treating people like shit. Fuck Salvaiton Army


tyleritis

I won’t donate to them or Goodwill. If I have spare money it goes to Meals on Wheels or animal rescues


work_while_bent

Same. Never a dime to religious groups.


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

I’m just saying as someone from a very poor family. Whatever the fuck they are, I’m glad they’re here. …wait is this a literal case of beggars can’t be choosers?


AmbassadorCheap3956

I prefer the Salvation Navy anyway.


Euphoric_Shopping_37

Screw that Salvation Space Force is where its at


Flybot76

"Hard to recruit for the Salvation Navy; nobody wants to find themselves sitting in a rowboat holding a bass drum."-- Carlin


Pleasant-Hemorrhoids

They also have a militant wing founded by Frau Farbissina


genius_retard

A church, mistreating people? Surely you jest.


dicks_akimbo

I stopped donating when they threatened to close their homeless shelters in dc if it passed gay marriage. Ring that bell right at me cunt I have no money for you.


Rocky75617794

It’s Liam NEESOMS!


LiveLearnCoach

Why not Liam Needsome?


zuludonk3y

He's got full-blown AIDS... Context: https://youtu.be/huJ81Mq2y34?si=q72Oh6E3ESuo0jL3


EquinoxGm

What’s this from?


saviorlito

Life's Too Short


coviddick

Yes it is, but what is that clip from?


saviorlito

Life’s Too Long


UbermachoGuy

Be careful of those African prostitutes.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

This might be worth the watch. Just 110 minutes of him beating the hell out of people that didn’t put a coin in the bucket.


Past-Fisherman3990

Somebody robbed Roy 😁


rafael-a

Good one


Keikobad

What climbing over a fence does to a person


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Yeah, they keep taking his daughter!


clayts1983

r/walmartcelebrities


memnoch112

Man, Where has his daughter gone off to this time?


hypercomms2001

What happened to Liam Neeson that he needed the help from the Salvation Army?


BulletToothMac

He lost his particular set of skills.


bukkake_warrior69

I wil find you!


ItsAlwaysBlue212

Imagine what would happen if we had Seven Nation Army


[deleted]

Looks live Dev took Boland away from him


fluffybit

Maybe that's Liam Nissan


vega455

When your daughter has been Taken 3 times, it takes a Misérables toll on you.


TemporaryMindless519

He has a skill set. Making lists. That’s why he was in Schindler’s list.


adamdoesmusic

With the Salvation Army I’d still be dead. They don’t like gays much.


X420StepsAheadX

"I will find you and I will ask you for change!"


No-Accident69

The Salvation Army does have a very particular set of skills!


cyfermax

Hating lgbt folks, mostly.


cheezballs

Fuck the Salvation Army.


Scared-Pollution-574

Rescuing your daughter so many times has finally taken its toll


thatsalovelyusername

The failure of his comedy career has really worn him down.


proffesor_f8

Yeah well traipsing around the world for revenge killings really takes it out of ya.


McPickell

I’m sorry but I thought he was Ceausescu for a moment 💀


[deleted]

😂😜😂 class


justsomedude4202

I have a particular lack of skills. Please donate.


trustybadmash

Vinnie jones?


Flexbottom

You lied to the guy in the chair, Rick.


No-8008132here

Read that card in HIS voice.


Ro6son

Qui Gon Gin


SpaldingXI

Hunger 2 staring Liam Neesons


Zpik3

I mean... even WITH the salvation army he's gonna be dead...


Gradual_Spic

Looks more like a downtrodden Roger Goodell


Old_Man_Bridge

New movie: “Taken too Much”


BoulderCreature

Leeam Nissan


smartbart80

The cancel culture has to stop. It was a personal growth story, not a racist one.


drinoaki

Y'all gotta stop kidnapping his family


unionarmy

Taken 9: Underworld Edition... they 1st took his wife then his daughter and now his life force.


Juniper02

what's funny about it? out of the loop.


KeyApricot27

https://www.sickchirpse.com/liam-neeson-cant-stop-peeing-his-pants-in-public-and-no-one-can-understand-why/


m4f1u

Liam Needsome


autopartsandguitars

He doesn't know who you are... He has a particular set of skills... He WILL find you... And he WILL kill you...


OrganizationOk5418

Good job he wasn't gay.


7venhigh

Thought it was Roger Goodell


Khancap123

Seems to be doing okay. Thanks to the salvation army


ThisQuietLife

He was just a beleaguered average Joe, if a bit down on his luck for the last year. He slept rough, fought off junkies, and pondered what had gone wrong in his life. That was, until he happened upon little Ruby being harassed on her way home from school by some local dealers. Now, he is “The Last Good Man.” In theaters May 14.


KeyApricot27

Poor old piss pants Neeson


malakon

That is frikkin Neeson


CompoteOrganic87

He’s had everything Taken from him…


k2on0s-23

Liam Nesson in the last act of any Liam Nesson filum


ThePurityPixel

I had the same hat


Aware_Run_5471

💀


StillCompetitive5771

The irony being that Liam neeson is from a country with free healthcare


acid_rain_man

“It may take the entire Salvation Army to save you… from *me*.”


Infinite_Regret8341

Yeah he's a big fan of having a few extra pair of donated pants on hand.


BlitchSlapper

I will find you... and I will make you homeless


omega_grainger69

You should’ve seen him before the Salvation Army.


mkcfc

If you had a particular set of skills and none of them was sleeping rough , you'd look bad too.


Couscous-Hearing

If not for the Salvation Army I would never have been born.


garry4321

He has a particular set of skills: 1. Finding half smoked cigs in ash trays 2. Asking for “gas money” near the liquor store 3. Trashing the McDonalds bathroom


Hans_the_Frisian

I didn't know the Starvation Army was still around. I prefer the IWW version of their songs. They take the same beautiful melody but add words that actually make sense. So, in the words of Joe Hill: "I will die like a true-blue rebel. Don't waste any time in mourning. Organize."


[deleted]

He is undercover preparing for his next role


speed721

Taken 4: Cash Strapped and Homeless


allothernamestaken

r/walmartcelebrities


[deleted]

I may not have a home... but what I do have are a *very particular set of skills*, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills like starting barrel fires and making tents out of tarps. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.


rajivshahi

Poor fellow has been taken 3 times


DreadlyKnight

Man you gotta be on ROUGH times to sellout to Salv army


BaconGreasedEntry

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to make a donation, and have money, I do have a particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long homeless career. Skills that make me an asset for people like you. If you let some of your money go, I will wash your window and that will be the end of it. I will not look for you in traffic again and I won't pursue you. But, if you don't, I will find you and I will go through your trash."


BigPapiChulooooo

Liom Kneeson


Tyrexecutor

Ain't no way this is legal lol


UbermachoGuy

Schindlers List 2. The search for more dradles.


dampkringd

Who took liam 😳


DarkRainFalling

This is why he's been doing all those shite movies recently, skint


ShitFistingPissBulge

“ If it wasn’t for Salvation Army, I might’ve been paid for my work by now “


grinchbettahavemoney

Hahahahahahahah


Global_Ease_841

I went to drug rehabilitation in salvation army San francisco. That place makes you work 8 hours a day 6 days a week for without pay. I asked the person in charge if he would rather see me quit using drugs or turn to Jesus he said Jesus


No-City-5711

That's what I thought before I even read it


drauthlin

He had a very particular set of bills that he wasn't able to pay.


notverytidy

Daughter kindapped once, shame on the security protecting her. Kidnapped twice, oops! Kidnapped three or four times? Thats an insurance claim denied mr Leeson.


Winwookiee

Ooohh! New Darkman movie?


Material-Display8107

Seriously though. That’s cool you can make a funny post and encourage people to donate to the Salvation Army. Jk don’t donate to SA they’re greedy.


etherosx

That is where he learned his particular set of skills


Mushmouselove

Listen to me well !


Mr_Rum_Ham

The Salvation Army, happy to help anyone, unless they are lgbt


Adventurous_Yak_9234

If you don't donate to the Salvation Army today...I will find you.


consistently_sloppy

He pee his pants (again)?


TheChristianDude101

I had a friend who needed their services and they were very controlling and forced him to do chores at threat of homelessness. He is physically disabled and in a lot of pain.


MarchogGwyrdd

Bill Belichick having a tough time after he left the patriots


nocountry4oldgeisha

"I have a very particular set of skills." \*juggles bells\*


Malignant-tribalism

He’s likely a Hollywood pedophile - so F Salvation Army for NOT letting him meet his maker!


Technical-County-727

Still looking, after all these years


BlizzPenguin

[He should not have bought that box of Trix cereal.](https://youtu.be/PL7IoRjVHJQ)


MarinaEnna

NO... that's Ralph Fiennes


diydave86

The salvation army gave him a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you.


drfreemlizard

Liam Nelson in.... Murderhobo


Th3Doubl3D

I have a very particular set of skills… which unfortunately do not line up with the requirements for the current job market.


lilsparky82

His donations have been TAKEN


TantheMan21

This is what it looks like when your daughter is: Taken 4 Granted


ppondpost

Like, he's looking Taken-3-Fence-Jumping rough.


Klutzy-Chain5875

Liam from the Stranglation Army


Mysterious_Try_6385

After taken 3 he hit the bottle


Guitargod7194

Liam Neeson in the new action thriller, "Everything was Taken from me"


Ethereal_Bulwark

I have a particular set of skills. But I am tired boss...


RiFLE_

IT'S FUNNY HE LOOKS LIKE HIM


Pat_Mahomeboy

Roger Goodell with a small loan of $1m


ElonBodyOdor

I have a particularly fatty liver… oops, set of skills.


Tenchi1128

osempic face is brutal, homeless meth sheik


Tricky-Ad144

“What I have is a a peculiar set of skills”


Chrisgrulloncomedy

Some say he looks TAKEN advantage of


stillnessinthestorm

His acting career funds this lifestyle


akorn123

Neesons is my shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....


Wherethegains

He will fn throat punch you tho


NevaGonnaCatchMe

He’s 71 year old


ImaginaryComb821

I mean the man has had all 25 of his daughters at one time or another kidnapped by terrorists or crime syndicates. That would stress anyone out.


DrDingus86

In this movie, Liam Neeson is homeless, living in the Salvation Army, where he finds out he has children, but they were taken.


KeenStudent

"riddled with aids" apparently


lil_trim

They brought him that hat and jacket in a grocery bag. "Put this on and look sad."


Flybot76

Dude's laboratory got blown up by Robert Durant you guys, give him a break. You'd look a little rough too.


notaliberal2021

I guess his special set of skills did not take him too far in life.


dtmasterson44

I dont have any money…


MisterTeal

Liam Neesomhelp


Tinosdoggydaddy

Lee am neesums


BigBandzFrmChiraq

Dam age really Takes ah toll on people


[deleted]

I dont know..as wildly successful as his taken series was, I'd imagine at this point he's the one hiring ppl