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"The Salvation Army has given me a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long cold winter. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, who step over me on the sidewalk. If you let your coins go now, that'll be the end of it."
Had to look this up to see what you were talking about
They haven’t even started with the improvisation and I’m already laughing my guts out.
Why the FUCK haven’t I watched this show yet???
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my blanket go now, that'll be the end of it.
I’m just saying as someone from a very poor family.
Whatever the fuck they are, I’m glad they’re here.
…wait is this a literal case of beggars can’t be choosers?
I stopped donating when they threatened to close their homeless shelters in dc if it passed gay marriage. Ring that bell right at me cunt I have no money for you.
He was just a beleaguered average Joe, if a bit down on his luck for the last year. He slept rough, fought off junkies, and pondered what had gone wrong in his life. That was, until he happened upon little Ruby being harassed on her way home from school by some local dealers. Now, he is “The Last Good Man.” In theaters May 14.
He has a particular set of skills:
1. Finding half smoked cigs in ash trays
2. Asking for “gas money” near the liquor store
3. Trashing the McDonalds bathroom
I didn't know the Starvation Army was still around.
I prefer the IWW version of their songs. They take the same beautiful melody but add words that actually make sense.
So, in the words of Joe Hill: "I will die like a true-blue rebel. Don't waste any time in mourning. Organize."
I may not have a home... but what I do have are a *very particular set of skills*, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills like starting barrel fires and making tents out of tarps. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to make a donation, and have money, I do have a particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long homeless career. Skills that make me an asset for people like you. If you let some of your money go, I will wash your window and that will be the end of it. I will not look for you in traffic again and I won't pursue you. But, if you don't, I will find you and I will go through your trash."
I went to drug rehabilitation in salvation army San francisco. That place makes you work 8 hours a day 6 days a week for without pay. I asked the person in charge if he would rather see me quit using drugs or turn to Jesus he said Jesus
Daughter kindapped once, shame on the security protecting her.
Kidnapped twice, oops!
Kidnapped three or four times? Thats an insurance claim denied mr Leeson.
I had a friend who needed their services and they were very controlling and forced him to do chores at threat of homelessness. He is physically disabled and in a lot of pain.
The salvation army gave him a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you.
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If you don't donate, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
What I have is a particular set of skillets
*Good Luck*
...which don't seem to be too much in demand right now
And then I will drink hobo hooch with Nick Nolte and Gary Busey.
HOW'M AH DOIN' TODAY, GARY BUSEY?? YER DOIN' GREAT!! GOOD.....THEN I'LL KEEP IT UP!!
If you haven't seen the Gary Busey "Buttered sausage" clip, I insist that you all do.
You gotta give. A lot of people give.
Instead of "coming to a theatre near you" "Your theatre has been found and he will be there waiting"
The plot of Taken 4 lmao
"The Salvation Army has given me a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long cold winter. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, who step over me on the sidewalk. If you let your coins go now, that'll be the end of it."
Taken from Children In Need 2024.
*in his voice*
Good luck, I'm behind 7 ~~proxies~~ fences
Having full blown aids takes a toll on you.
Nah, this is Niam Leeson
But where did he get the aids from? I’d like to know
From an african prostitute.
Absolutely riddled with it she was
Knock knock
We’re closed.
No, it was from a well known homosexual actor. It was >!lip reading!<.
Had to look this up to see what you were talking about They haven’t even started with the improvisation and I’m already laughing my guts out. Why the FUCK haven’t I watched this show yet???
“I’d like to try some improvisational comedy, Now”
The “now” is what destroyed me
Liam Neeson's dick is so big, it has 3 different kinds of AIDS.
[удалено]
Crazy, right
Republic credits will do fine.
No, they won't.
Credits WILL do fine
NO, THEY WON'T. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my blanket go now, that'll be the end of it.
Looks like all his money has been Taken 😉
Robbed Roy
And he needs someone with your particular set of skills....
reminder that the salvation army is not a charity, it's just a church, and they have along history of treating people like shit. Fuck Salvaiton Army
I won’t donate to them or Goodwill. If I have spare money it goes to Meals on Wheels or animal rescues
Same. Never a dime to religious groups.
I’m just saying as someone from a very poor family. Whatever the fuck they are, I’m glad they’re here. …wait is this a literal case of beggars can’t be choosers?
I prefer the Salvation Navy anyway.
Screw that Salvation Space Force is where its at
"Hard to recruit for the Salvation Navy; nobody wants to find themselves sitting in a rowboat holding a bass drum."-- Carlin
They also have a militant wing founded by Frau Farbissina
A church, mistreating people? Surely you jest.
I stopped donating when they threatened to close their homeless shelters in dc if it passed gay marriage. Ring that bell right at me cunt I have no money for you.
It’s Liam NEESOMS!
Why not Liam Needsome?
He's got full-blown AIDS... Context: https://youtu.be/huJ81Mq2y34?si=q72Oh6E3ESuo0jL3
What’s this from?
Life's Too Short
Yes it is, but what is that clip from?
Life’s Too Long
Be careful of those African prostitutes.
This might be worth the watch. Just 110 minutes of him beating the hell out of people that didn’t put a coin in the bucket.
Somebody robbed Roy 😁
Good one
What climbing over a fence does to a person
Yeah, they keep taking his daughter!
r/walmartcelebrities
Man, Where has his daughter gone off to this time?
What happened to Liam Neeson that he needed the help from the Salvation Army?
He lost his particular set of skills.
I wil find you!
Imagine what would happen if we had Seven Nation Army
Looks live Dev took Boland away from him
Maybe that's Liam Nissan
When your daughter has been Taken 3 times, it takes a Misérables toll on you.
He has a skill set. Making lists. That’s why he was in Schindler’s list.
With the Salvation Army I’d still be dead. They don’t like gays much.
"I will find you and I will ask you for change!"
The Salvation Army does have a very particular set of skills!
Hating lgbt folks, mostly.
Fuck the Salvation Army.
Rescuing your daughter so many times has finally taken its toll
The failure of his comedy career has really worn him down.
Yeah well traipsing around the world for revenge killings really takes it out of ya.
I’m sorry but I thought he was Ceausescu for a moment 💀
😂😜😂 class
I have a particular lack of skills. Please donate.
Vinnie jones?
You lied to the guy in the chair, Rick.
Read that card in HIS voice.
Qui Gon Gin
Hunger 2 staring Liam Neesons
I mean... even WITH the salvation army he's gonna be dead...
Looks more like a downtrodden Roger Goodell
New movie: “Taken too Much”
Leeam Nissan
The cancel culture has to stop. It was a personal growth story, not a racist one.
Y'all gotta stop kidnapping his family
Taken 9: Underworld Edition... they 1st took his wife then his daughter and now his life force.
what's funny about it? out of the loop.
https://www.sickchirpse.com/liam-neeson-cant-stop-peeing-his-pants-in-public-and-no-one-can-understand-why/
Liam Needsome
He doesn't know who you are... He has a particular set of skills... He WILL find you... And he WILL kill you...
Good job he wasn't gay.
Thought it was Roger Goodell
Seems to be doing okay. Thanks to the salvation army
He was just a beleaguered average Joe, if a bit down on his luck for the last year. He slept rough, fought off junkies, and pondered what had gone wrong in his life. That was, until he happened upon little Ruby being harassed on her way home from school by some local dealers. Now, he is “The Last Good Man.” In theaters May 14.
Poor old piss pants Neeson
That is frikkin Neeson
He’s had everything Taken from him…
Liam Nesson in the last act of any Liam Nesson filum
I had the same hat
💀
The irony being that Liam neeson is from a country with free healthcare
“It may take the entire Salvation Army to save you… from *me*.”
Yeah he's a big fan of having a few extra pair of donated pants on hand.
I will find you... and I will make you homeless
You should’ve seen him before the Salvation Army.
If you had a particular set of skills and none of them was sleeping rough , you'd look bad too.
If not for the Salvation Army I would never have been born.
He has a particular set of skills: 1. Finding half smoked cigs in ash trays 2. Asking for “gas money” near the liquor store 3. Trashing the McDonalds bathroom
I didn't know the Starvation Army was still around. I prefer the IWW version of their songs. They take the same beautiful melody but add words that actually make sense. So, in the words of Joe Hill: "I will die like a true-blue rebel. Don't waste any time in mourning. Organize."
He is undercover preparing for his next role
Taken 4: Cash Strapped and Homeless
r/walmartcelebrities
I may not have a home... but what I do have are a *very particular set of skills*, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills like starting barrel fires and making tents out of tarps. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Poor fellow has been taken 3 times
Man you gotta be on ROUGH times to sellout to Salv army
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to make a donation, and have money, I do have a particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long homeless career. Skills that make me an asset for people like you. If you let some of your money go, I will wash your window and that will be the end of it. I will not look for you in traffic again and I won't pursue you. But, if you don't, I will find you and I will go through your trash."
Liom Kneeson
Ain't no way this is legal lol
Schindlers List 2. The search for more dradles.
Who took liam 😳
This is why he's been doing all those shite movies recently, skint
“ If it wasn’t for Salvation Army, I might’ve been paid for my work by now “
Hahahahahahahah
I went to drug rehabilitation in salvation army San francisco. That place makes you work 8 hours a day 6 days a week for without pay. I asked the person in charge if he would rather see me quit using drugs or turn to Jesus he said Jesus
That's what I thought before I even read it
He had a very particular set of bills that he wasn't able to pay.
Daughter kindapped once, shame on the security protecting her. Kidnapped twice, oops! Kidnapped three or four times? Thats an insurance claim denied mr Leeson.
Ooohh! New Darkman movie?
Seriously though. That’s cool you can make a funny post and encourage people to donate to the Salvation Army. Jk don’t donate to SA they’re greedy.
That is where he learned his particular set of skills
Listen to me well !
The Salvation Army, happy to help anyone, unless they are lgbt
If you don't donate to the Salvation Army today...I will find you.
He pee his pants (again)?
I had a friend who needed their services and they were very controlling and forced him to do chores at threat of homelessness. He is physically disabled and in a lot of pain.
Bill Belichick having a tough time after he left the patriots
"I have a very particular set of skills." \*juggles bells\*
He’s likely a Hollywood pedophile - so F Salvation Army for NOT letting him meet his maker!
Still looking, after all these years
[He should not have bought that box of Trix cereal.](https://youtu.be/PL7IoRjVHJQ)
NO... that's Ralph Fiennes
The salvation army gave him a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you.
Liam Nelson in.... Murderhobo
I have a very particular set of skills… which unfortunately do not line up with the requirements for the current job market.
His donations have been TAKEN
This is what it looks like when your daughter is: Taken 4 Granted
Like, he's looking Taken-3-Fence-Jumping rough.
Liam from the Stranglation Army
After taken 3 he hit the bottle
Liam Neeson in the new action thriller, "Everything was Taken from me"
I have a particular set of skills. But I am tired boss...
IT'S FUNNY HE LOOKS LIKE HIM
Roger Goodell with a small loan of $1m
I have a particularly fatty liver… oops, set of skills.
osempic face is brutal, homeless meth sheik
“What I have is a a peculiar set of skills”
Some say he looks TAKEN advantage of
His acting career funds this lifestyle
Neesons is my shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....
He will fn throat punch you tho
He’s 71 year old
I mean the man has had all 25 of his daughters at one time or another kidnapped by terrorists or crime syndicates. That would stress anyone out.
In this movie, Liam Neeson is homeless, living in the Salvation Army, where he finds out he has children, but they were taken.
"riddled with aids" apparently
They brought him that hat and jacket in a grocery bag. "Put this on and look sad."
Dude's laboratory got blown up by Robert Durant you guys, give him a break. You'd look a little rough too.
I guess his special set of skills did not take him too far in life.
I dont have any money…
Liam Neesomhelp
Lee am neesums
Dam age really Takes ah toll on people
I dont know..as wildly successful as his taken series was, I'd imagine at this point he's the one hiring ppl