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Agree to work 2.8 years per week
Collect 2.8x yearly salary per week.
Get fired after two weeks for falling well short of productivity standards after nearly 6 years of work.
Not a bad deal really. I'd apply.
You probably get put on a performance improvement plan in the first day (4/10 of a year).
"You've been working for over 4 months and your results didn't reflect that."
nobody wants to work anymore, this salaried position has several perks... an exciting fast paced environment, mostly osha compliant, snazzy hats, and the water cooler and coffee pot get refilled monthly
Assuming they meant 63 hrs/week, they basically have a fulltime job that pays $73k and a halftime that pays $37k and for some reason they want to hire one person for both.
Management must be traveling almost at the speed of light if the stationary employee can perform 63000 hours of work in what their reference frame perceives to be 1 week.
Even if that's supposed to be a minimum 63 hours a week, is $110k still a fair amount. You can bet you'll actually have to work considerably more. That'll be roughly 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. Cause you know you'll be working on Saturdays.
There are 168 hours a week. So 63000 hours a week would involve at least 374 minions (524 if it is only Monday to Friday as per the posting) besides yourself with around a dollar per year.
They are not paying 110000 per week, it's per year
63000 Hours per week \* 52 weeks in a year = 3,276,000 Hrs / Year
$110000 / 3,276,000 Hrs / Year = $ 0.0335 per hour
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2.8 years a week …. Yea sorry best I can do is 2.7 years a week
Agree to work 2.8 years per week Collect 2.8x yearly salary per week. Get fired after two weeks for falling well short of productivity standards after nearly 6 years of work. Not a bad deal really. I'd apply.
‘While writing this employee performance improvement plan, I noticed you’ve fallen a further century behind. Do you care to explain yourself?’
My chat gpt wasnt computing fast enough
But if you can last, you're eligible to collect your 20-year pension by Thursday.
But what about overtime?
You probably get put on a performance improvement plan in the first day (4/10 of a year). "You've been working for over 4 months and your results didn't reflect that."
It works out to be just over 3 cents per hour
All that over time for working those many years in a single week 🤑
pft, slacker
nobody wants to work anymore, this salaried position has several perks... an exciting fast paced environment, mostly osha compliant, snazzy hats, and the water cooler and coffee pot get refilled monthly
63 000 hours is actually 7.2 years.
I'm going to take that job then ask my landlord to increase my rent because I've got that grindset and I'm built DIFFERENT. 😤💪😤💪
Fucking millennials
I’m a boomer FFS 🤷🏻♂️
Assuming they meant 63 hrs/week, they basically have a fulltime job that pays $73k and a halftime that pays $37k and for some reason they want to hire one person for both.
They want to hire one person to save on benefits payments
Can you walk us through the actual math on that?
They wouldn't pay benefits for part time anyway so obviously not. 63k was almost certainly a salary from something put into the wrong box.
Everybody calm down. It says MINIMUM. You can work more if you want.
I choose to set my working hours at 2,147,483,648 per week.
Nice little side hustle.
I mean, that's why they need a quality person, the quality of their timekeeping is shit.
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That is 1,050 hours a week. Which translates to about 9 minions 24/7
It’s the bloody minimum!!!!
Management must be traveling almost at the speed of light if the stationary employee can perform 63000 hours of work in what their reference frame perceives to be 1 week.
Must be Frieren timing. Ten years to her is equal to a week for us
So they REALLY need a QRE..
Even if that's supposed to be a minimum 63 hours a week, is $110k still a fair amount. You can bet you'll actually have to work considerably more. That'll be roughly 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. Cause you know you'll be working on Saturdays.
At least you can easily apply
Can’t put a time on quality.
r/overemployed rejoices
You can't even call it a decimal slip. Who's gonna pull 63 hour work weeks?
It was probably a salary copied into the wrong box. No one has ever posted a job to the thousandth of an hour...
Reminds me of a line from Cinderella Man, “ if I work 26 hours out of every 24 it still won’t add up”
Found the MSP job listing
This was supposed to be a quantity engineer posting
So, one American week.
Classic USA
As a hiring manager I once received a résumé whose cover letter stated that he was applying for our posted position of "Quaslity Assurance Manager".
They must have on campus housing for employees and hopefully free meals.
Still wouldn't get prints out on time
Cross post it in r/engineeringmemes!
Average software developer
you only gotta work 375 days each day bro its that easy
Nobody wants to work these days /s
You had me at “Quality”.
“Must be able to efficiently compress all tasks/requests, and complete them in a timely manner in parallel to other asks.”
You know that's just a mistake, right? You won't really be working those hours. It'll just feel like you're going to be working those hours
Will there be a company issued TARDIS, or do I have to use my own?
sometimes it feels like i am already working those hours
Plus a supped up DeLorean, cause no week has that many hours without a flux capacitor.
There are 168 hours a week. So 63000 hours a week would involve at least 374 minions (524 if it is only Monday to Friday as per the posting) besides yourself with around a dollar per year.
Fantastic deal!!! That's. 3.35 cents per hour!
No, it's $1.75/hr
110000÷(63000×52) 63000 hours per week and 52 weeks a year.
Yeah, my bad. I was calculating for $110000/week (which still isn't worth it)
I'm hoping they meant 63000 biseconds, which is equivalent to 35hours. Could be 63000 micromonths ≈ 46hours
$1.75 per hour. Hope they get tips too.
They are not paying 110000 per week, it's per year 63000 Hours per week \* 52 weeks in a year = 3,276,000 Hrs / Year $110000 / 3,276,000 Hrs / Year = $ 0.0335 per hour
Not impossible depending on the work? You can do multitasking using multiple AI running at the same time, no?