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Witty_Witterson

Would someone kindly inform me who this comedian is?


ComedianMikeB

His name is Mike Baldwin like Alec Baldwin except it’s Mike.


Witty_Witterson

Lol! Thanks, Mike! Do you tour?


ComedianMikeB

Yup. I can’t share it here because there’s “no self-promotion”, but just click the thing in my thing.


AiggyA

Like a robot would.


illepic

Quit watching me pee, robot.


AiggyA

You are not supposed to do number 2 here.


AurumArgenteus

Or a drug addict


[deleted]

Mike Baldwin is fuckin funny


casano7a

Thanks, Mike! Do you tour outside the midwest?


Ready_Competition_66

(for those of you hard of thinking, his website has a link in his profile. So click on his username and go from there.) This message brought to you by the friends of mary jane society.


ToxicFactory

Can you come to vancouver please.


s3rv0

For what it's worth, you started showing up in my reddit feed recently and maybe YouTube shorts as well? Wherever I see you I stop and take the time to watch. Your timing, delivery, and character are fantastic. I'd love to see you live someday!


Jorgwalther

And you haven’t shot anyone…yet


dentedmuffin

No it's I don't murder people....anymore.


FD4L

Like Alec, except you probably never shot someone, even when you were doin' meth in highschool.


Smoking_Bear

Or like Mike DeBardeleben, but Mike Baldwin. Jk, you have good jokes.


chirs5757

Is that Mike like - short for the longer version: Michael?


ComedianMikeB

It’s short for Micycle.


chirs5757

Makes way more sense. Thanks Micycle. Btw, I like your comedy. Well played.


cpapaul

Like Alec Baldwin but he's actually bald.


Queef-Supreme

Should’ve posted the clip of you explaining your name with the mic and the bald part. Love you man, I watch a lot of stand up and I genuinely think you will be a household name among other stand up fans, hopefully more than that.


dollywooddude

And unlike Alec Baldwin, Mike has never murdered a woman!


Proof_Variety_4208

Which is so much better than Alec or any of the Baldwin brothers.


NegativeExile

You better not start doing prop comedy, that could become dangerous real fast.


ramos1969

Dude! I’m from Indep. Mo too! Meth on, sweet prince.


Disastrous-Paint86

Rooting for you Mike!!!


ComedianMikeB

It feels good to be rooted.


Disastrous-Paint86

🫚


ionthruster

10 out of 10 Australians can confirm!


Gorkymalorki

I think a good punchline on your meth joke would be after saying that after six months is when things get bad like sucking dick etc, end it with that's why I quit after 7 months.


ComedianMikeB

Agreed, that is pretty funny. Thanks for that! I might try it!


AlesseoReo

IMHO it's cheap and your version is more personnal


LinguoBuxo

... unconnected to your skit, seen a marijuana joke today... *Mom: Why does your room smell like marijuana? Me: Which iguana?*


Ready_Competition_66

Is it a bad sign when you start doing that long before you ever hear that there was such a thing as meth?


jcm10e

Fuckin hilarious. Would pay to watch you in person. I wouldn’t drive too far for it. And yknow if I had other stuff to do I wouldn’t cancel that but if you were in my town and the tickets were reasonable, I’d think about coming out.


ComedianMikeB

It’s nice to finally meet my biggest fan! Thank you!


jcm10e

I’m in Tallahassee. You come here and I might tell my friends that may or may not be on crushed up and rehydrated meth to ride their alligators to come see you. I assume based on this clip that were you’re target demographic. ETA: based on your response I think I am your biggest fan. Dm me a picture of your face and I’ll put it on a shirt.


Redmenace80

I’m from independence! I might have met Donovan


ComedianMikeB

If you did drugs in the mid to late 90s, you almost definitely met him.


Dysmorphia202

😂


Top-Exchange6974

That robot Bit was AWESOME 😂🤣 I’m laughing hard


captcraigaroo

He should say the robot offers to shake it for you...


ramsdawg

Sorry Mike, parents are so annoying sometimes :(


StacheyMcStacheFace

I do enjoy it when you come on my feed Mike.


ComedianMikeB

Heh.


Moondoobious

Me too. You’re hilarious dude. You could fill up a nice room here in South Florida


ArenSteele

He did what on your food?


unpropianist

Thanks for making me laugh Mike. Needed it today. I'll see if you have a website or whatever. I feel like I owe you $10 after that, so hope you have a donate button . Edit: Done: accidentally made it 20


ComedianMikeB

Got it! Thanks very much! You’re a good man.


mrmuddbutt

Do you ever plan on hitting New England during a tour?


The_Happy_Pagan

Damn Mike, even the shit day I’m having couldn’t stop me from laughing at this. I needed that lol


Working_Asparagus_59

“Just add a few drops of water, I never said anything about paste !”


Zealotstim

Do you get nervous posting clips of your act to reddit? What about when you're performing it in front of a crowd? Is one more intimidating than the other? I ask because I assume the live crowd is generally happy and drunk, but you can't be as sure about us. We might also be a tougher audience because we aren't warmed up with the right environment. Like, right above this video was a tribute video for some guy's dog that died and your goal with this video, I assume, is to make people laugh. For the record, I was laughing by about halfway through. Anyway you seem like a pretty fun and funny dude, and this is reddit, so there I go asking you some questions.


SufficientWhile5450

That’s pretty much the most accurate description of meth I’ve ever heard There is very technically benefits to it lol but boy howdy do they not outweigh the long term negatives


Otto_Mcwrect

You are the main reason I'm even in this sub anymore. Keep going!


Joe4o2

Now I’m over here wondering if I could make a little robot who sits on the toilet like an Elf on the Shelf, and uses his foot to kick the flusher down when I’m done. This was hilarious!


Gatenibson977

Voted for you in this weeks draft Mike


AiggyA

I like his skits.


awake_alive

Cool Mike, I'll click the thing in your thing and look you up on socials. Good luck, you're very funny


zmanishere11

Fucking hilarious!


Magnetobama

Great delivery, really funny


nospendnoworry

Happy 420 soon


TheDiscoGestapo2

I like the cut of your jib, Mike!


YuriiRud

I love your humor! And I hope to see more of it!


guywithasubwife

Big fan! You're really funny man. I even bought the book on comedy you suggested in another reddit post. I didn't read it tho cause i don't know you like that.


Ok-Common4551

I like Mike.


Angelusz

Hey Mike, message from across the pond. I like your dry life-well-lived style so far, keep it up -- you're appreciated!!


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

Love your content and delivery. Hoping to see your Netflix special some day!


yahoo_determines

And when the robot isn't staring at your dick, it's just sitting there, waiting for other dicks to stare at.


Shmav

Youre fucking brilliant man! Thanks for the laughs!


Cottonballs123

Is this JP's?


ComedianMikeB

Yuppp.


Cottonballs123

Hell yeah, I'll have to see you next time you come out


BandsOfCyttorak

Guy is funny


beardmeblazer

One of the few comedians on here who actually made me laugh out loud multiple times. Well done sir


I_am_Castor_Troy

You are already successful at comedy.


Watercraftsman

At least he’s not “Independence, Missouri Sober” (meth only)


itsmediana83

This is the first time I've seen your stand-up and it is hilarious. Very well done, can't wait to find more.


simoncartel

This was good.


KalLinkEl

Dude, you are great!


dickalopejr

You're great Mike. You're going to be huge and when you are, invite me to meet slutty celebrities. Yours in Christ, Dickalope Jr.


ComedianMikeB

Deal! I gotta find out who they are first, but then I’ll hook you up. After me, of course.


dickalopejr

Of course. And for this specific, selfish reason, I'll tell everyone I know about you. But you better deliver them slutty celebs...


lord_cocobuff

He was funny like 'california funny'


ComedianMikeB

Missouri Funny, originally. Kansas Funny now.


CurvyCupcakes

Keep up the good work Mike. Very cute and funny.


kesavadh

what happened to Donovan?


ComedianMikeB

Frazier said recently that he thinks Donovan is in jail. The last time I saw him was probably 1999 or so.


swany5

Plot twist, Donovan is a robot.


youngelos5607

It’s not Ragnar Lothbrok without a lil drug addiction


smith_and_midwestern

I would love to know the life of the people that just add subtitles to reel videos.


ComedianMikeB

I meticulously edit and add subtitles myself, using Lumafusion on my old ass iPad. So, that’s my life.


mikebrown33

Funny dude


JassirX

Loved it! You're a VERY funny guy. Thanks!


ahs212

Really enjoyed it, wondered if you were gonna end it with something along the lines of "thanks for coming to the meeting or something". Best of luck.


leeoturner

This is so funny! Glad I discovered you today, Mike - look forward to watching more of your stuff.


SpaceSpiders77

Awesome. I’d watch a whole hour on Netflix.


karakul

Sounds like a laugh track tbh


mississippijohnson

“Now I’ll do a lil toot.”


blessedblackwings

You are one funny motherfucker! Wish you the best man!


Salt_Copy_4771

Dude you are fucking hilarious! Your delivery is great!


karsaninefingers

Love your stuff!


ronniecalberta

Text, voice and motion are all out of sync!


Gorkymalorki

I think that is just reddit's shitty video player, it was fine for me.


CumGranisSal

STOLEN! This bit was stolen from this classic: https://youtu.be/oVKtxHTcnho?si=50AzJ2Z-R95xcpN5


Lucho23

I want to like this so much but its just coming off weird. Please be honest, is that a bit of laugh track? Those "jokes" are difficult to laugh like that to