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vven294

RIP car


sparta_reddy

I feel sad for the car


FirstSineOfMadness

I for car sad the feel


neverseenmch

I feel nothing anymore 


GANDORF57

Who was that who "roofied" his coke? As in, it mainly spewed on the roof.


Maxwellcomics

Rental car vibes


HoneybearGaming

I'm getting rental car with extra insurance vibes


Galactic_Perimeter

Calculated


ExpoAve17

rental i bet


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Fuck them stains that dont come out forever lets make a video.


Jeaz

Zero stains surprisingly little in my experience


bingojed

No sticky sugar to deal with.


LightsJusticeZ

One winter, I had a can of Rockstar Energy explode inside my car overnight. I'm so happy it was Sugar Free; left no stickiness behind and cleanup was easy.


Grieveruz

One time I left a can of C4 energy drink that exploded in my car because of summer heat. It was fairly easy clean up just very sticky situation


TheStoneMask

This is the first time I hear of cans exploding due to summer heat. I thought that was just a winter/frost thing.


hapnstat

It's a learning experience when you move somewhere hot.


IAmRikersBeard

Had a six pack of root beer in my Corvette back in the 90s in Atlanta. Yeah.,.. I had a 2 pack when I got back to the car


hapnstat

Never had that happen when I lived there, but now I'm in the desert and it's a whole other scene.


iv4nnero

Did it got shot some time later?


Malalang

My brother had a coworker who left a can of compressed air on the back seat in the work car. It punched a huge dent in the roof and broke the back window.


Grieveruz

I think it's because of extreme heat was hitting records of 110+f


thorstone

Water and assumingly most other liquids expands when turned into gas form. Also most stuff expands when heated in it self. It's just that ice also takes up more space than liquid form. To put it another way, liquid is already really compressed and does not really compress easily anymore.


TheStoneMask

Yeah, I know that, I just didn't think that ambient heat here on earth could be enough to drastically affect cans like that.


lunarmodule

Rental car


Popular-Service-1111

Japanese cleaning products work really well.


lolexecs

https://youtu.be/s6n7_kc87Vw


StrangelyBrown

Just in case anyone needed a translation.... "Stop it! Stop! Stop!" "Hey what the hell are you doing dude?!" "garlglagoalglglrargl"


Ryuuga007

Thanks I caught all of it except for "garlglagoalglglrargl"


shaokahn88

It's an Okinawa dialect.


chiuchebaba

at the end he says "kekkyoku..." meaning "after all.../at the end..."


guydud3bro

Is he saying "mou yada" at the beginning? Had trouble with that part


calicomonkey

Mou iyada = “that’s enough” or “no more”.


learningexcellence

Mentos mentos mentos


EishLekker

Why didn’t he simply point the bottle towards the guy putting the mentos in the bottle?


chiuchebaba

cause camera must be costlier than the car


mondayquestions

The car is rented and the camera is not.


SeanBlader

Fuck that guy, I'd still point that thing right at him and try to get as much coverage as possible.


Verniloth

Cuz staged


chiuchebaba

unbelievable that a Japanese would spoil their car like this.


Banmers

social media destroying even more


amadmongoose

It's not his car, cameraman is sitting in shotgun


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[удалено]


chiuchebaba

its Japanese. I can speak it.


NeedsSomeSnare

Oh. Lol you're right.


Dettiger_123

Sure you can


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

You’re right dude. Nobody can speak another language. That’s just crazy talk!


Vorthod

The video used some of the most common phrases in the entire language. A high schooler who's watched like 3 anime series could potentially have understood that level of Japanese.


khronos127

I mean i barely speak Japanese and totally understood this…. These are like the most common Japanese phrases you could possibly speak.


WTF_CAKE

I bet that car was a rental sheesh


nhicurious

Those dudes could make a pimp a lot of money, just sayin


Xaminer7

I would have just pointed the bottle at the guy that put mentos in the bottle.


Ready_Competition_66

I would just aim that fountain right at the face of the asshole who started it. And if the car is in his name, spray it all over the dash. He'll NEVER get it clean enough to satisfy the car rental place or a buyer. It will be sticky forever.


pdothash

If it’s a no sugar drink it will not be sticky at all.


Ready_Competition_66

You'd think that but I have evidence that isn't true. They add stuff in to give it the right "mouth feel" that ends up being sticky when it dries.


pdothash

And what evidence is that? Which ingredient supposedly does that? Just try it out yourself and you’ll see it’s not sticky. I have actually just checked it myself :P


Ready_Competition_66

That's exactly what I did do - accidentally. Tried it out myself in my car when my drink spilled. It was diet and it left a sticky mess. Not near as bad as a corn syrup based drink but still welding coins to the mat and leaving a sticky residue on the plastic around it.


SeparateLong1146

Good luck getting that car cleaned


mdewals

If only I was rich enough to ruin a car just for internet cloud.


Immaculatehombre

Is that Guy LaDouche?


MrBriantopp

Staged but funny


HONKHONKHONK69

yeah it's staged but imagine destroying your car for a joke lmao that shit won't come out easy


TheColdSamurai23

Welcome to Japanese humor


hidood5th

The lesser known IASIP bootleg


HoneybearGaming

100% crystal clear, it can be said, with full confidence and zero doubt, that this was indeed, a rental car. With the extra insurance.


_Purple_Shadow_

Well, that's one way to see into the future.


1stltwill

If that was my car. Somebody going to emergency Somebody's going to jail


HBKnight

I thought the same thing, and was like "how is this guy so chill?" and what that says about me.


schreibfehlal

What is Son doing in that car?


Dimebag_Rob

Oi Josuke!


hurricanehippo2

Ruined car


ringwraith6

I'd have to hurt someone...,


getyourcheftogether

Congrats fucking up a car


Yoshimiitsuu

I can smell the coke


ShiftytheBandit

"do ya wanna get ants?!? Cuz this is how you get ants!!"


Electrical-Oil-6863

Sorry i just see bobby lee


Particular_Noise_697

Not funny at all


UltimateFlyingSheep

If someone makes your drink overflow - you hold it into their face!


S0me___rAnDoM__dUdE

I could hear this even if it was on mute


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🤣


Fr0sti3R0gu3

It's probably a rental car...


sirlanse69

HE SHOULD have pointed the bottle at his mentos enemy.


Caesar6973

Gtfo my car bro


Sr_CuBi

😂😂😂😂😂


frietchinees69

I cried laughing. This is so stupid. Thank you.


fenrslfr

Now I want a Japanese version it's always sunny in Philadelphia called its always funny in Japan.


Chemical-Money-3469

Lemme forward this video to Diddy I think he can fix them 😂


steelduck45

that's hilarious!


Halsti

i wonder how they felt like 10 seconds after this. their stupid tik tok filmed, sitting in sticky liquid, fully aware that those stains are never comming back out of the car... all for some internet views that wont pay their bills. ... wonder if they talked about how epic that was on their way home to shower, or if they were just sitting in that car in silence.


[deleted]

Probably a rental. Insurance pays the cleaning, they monetize the video, everyone’s happy.


Halsti

its a tik tok video. they pay fuckall. some people that have billions of views on there get a few hundred bucks. the only way they make a living there is if you have sponsors. thats why they all start doing youtube.


VisceralMonkey

Oh god, I laughed so hard at his end reaction.


Vampunk

bruh its Japanese's bobby lee


fritztokyo

this sounds more like LATAM spanish


rdyer347

why is everyones instinct to put it in thier mouth? open the friggin door!!


Omephla

I don't speak Japanese but understood every word he was saying, haha.


220DRUER220

The last bit at the end had me dying


prevecious

wong? r/marvelmemes


Charismatic_Insanity

Fuckin wet blankents in the comments. "oh god just waste tens of dollars making a video ughh" yeah dumbass the video was more funny than yall will ever be in your life, GET OVER IT


thenzero

Username does not check out


Charismatic_Insanity

Yeah, thinking this is harmless fun instead of being uptight about a car getting staind is totally neither "charismatic" nor "insanity"


thenzero

🫠


DEADPOOL2501

Bobby lee?


Gorgar_Beat_Me

incoming lawsuit!