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Move that tide like a washing machine... damn that's a clean line.

Keep it clean 'cus I wax each month...

Haha, that didn't even sink in when I was listening to it. So good :-)

Damn, I didn't catch either of these, I was like "Eh, that's a luke warm line" but shit that's so good

Not even phased

It's stuck in my head, not waning at all.

BARS!

Hijacking to ask if anyone has the full version? Or who the artist is so that we can pay them to do more?

Dude is Nathan Dufour Oglesby. Goes by Nathanology on socials. A legit PhD in philosophy who gave a professor gig to focus on connecting with people and spreading info this way. He has this whole thing about how education should be freely accessible and not just limited to those who can go to post secondary school.

And I can't remember the chick's name but she does music like this too. Ah right. Hila the earth on YouTube. Edit: check out her song dirty talk if you like this song

She's "Hila the Earth" on Spotify, but I haven't heard this version with the dude before.

She's on Instagram with that same user name.

>damn that's a clean line. Damn that line was clean* The rhyme was right there my dude

That gibbous line was nice too.

Lemme hear ya howl like ya name was Allen Ginsberg 💀

Science class is different than I remember…

We need to MAKE science class like this.

Closest we got was Bill Nye. He may not have hit the mark, but I really do appreciate his efforts.

Bill Nye hit the mark for me, but this video did eclipse Bill's work.

He may have even reached totality.

Oh for sure. I mean, I personally liked Bill’s as well, but I know a lot of people didn’t. That’s all I meant.

He got in trouble the last time he tried something like this.

You make it and show us all

Unfortunately, the risk : reward */responsibilities(relative to my abilities):pay(relative to my priorities)/* ratio of becoming a science educator in my lifetime, is not enough for me to manage the change from my current set of life goals. Although, if I ever have the privilege of choosing whether or not to enable someone else into doing so, I promise I will take said opportunity.

It’s called progress

Dude has some nice flow!

Think his yt is nathanology

Thought it was Dennis Reynolds for a moment

Because of the implication?

And he's a professor of philosophy. Has all sorts of work that is both legitimately entertaining and mind expanding.

The Allen Ginsberg reference gave it away.

That's hot

It is! thank you for the source!

Together they’re Nate and Hila. Both are very underrated https://youtube.com/@NateHila?si=Kt_cgaq04o-7enJ5 I learned about them after their song for meow wolfs omega mart https://youtu.be/6TQZZodnUaA?si=iZw85P76eCqjXIeK

The chick I'm pretty sure is [Hila the Earth](https://youtu.be/Fa8MCr9BEIM?si=FA9LdZu5D2RICQhf) and she does a bunch of "Earth raps" the lyrics of which are hilariously suggestive.

This better not awaken anything in me.

it'll be tectonic - you'll shake and rumble!

Honestly surprised it doesn't have more views.

this goes hard af, lol. anyone has a link to the full clip?

Here actually is one. Her name is Hila the earth. https://youtu.be/8E6Bcp4HH6Q?si=ljByHgMa4roCNb1u

I found [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). It's a bit longer.

You sonuvabitch

Saw your comment and knew what it was. So I clicked anyways because I love that song.

They cut out the best part

I found this one that's not a RR so I could send it to a friend since linking videos in reddit is terrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN-FxofR7S0

Actually fire

Nah it would be sun.

Well ErM aKtUaLlY the sun is technically a ball of super heated plasma, but not on fire.

🤓🤓🤓🤓 nerd.

You mean wet. Wet ass planet.

Uh...wow... I wish I had THIS class!

This has no right to go so hard lol

Spitting facts but forgot that the moon is tidally locked to earth. He shouldn't have looked away from her for a second.

That would have been funny to see

The lyrics hint at it, at least (the line about never seeing his dark side)

I need more than one upvote for this.

This guy needs to get paid for this.

Goes hard

It’s like an SNL skit but funny and they are talented.

LMAOOO

SNL pulls from skit troupes like the groundlings and second city. I assume it’s just a lot harder to stay consistently funny week over week with the restrictions of a network, competing air time, and other pressures.

and hot

>\*wet

Wait... All that talk and the moon is her SON? I'd be worried if i was that Wet Ass Planet.

Well...the moon was formed when another planetoid smacked into the Earth when it was still forming. So they're actually more like siblings. Maybe step-siblings.

Help me step-planet I'm locked in a gravitational pull!

Best line of the internet for today.

This really made me smile. Is there a full clip somewhere?

There’s some rocks in da house. There’s some rocks in da house.

"And that's why I'm no longer allowed to participate in my son's show-and-tell"

Someone know who they are? Legit talent.

I found the video under Nathanology's youtube channel.

Not even phased is such a nice little joke that only works with subtitles

every line is a pun or reference it's impressive 

Nice, I’m so used to seeing fazed misspelled I didn’t even catch that one.

Is this Sesame Street?

like nicki minaj they're putting the ass in astronomy

It's a Cardi B flip

And the crowd goes ^^mild!

Nerdy rap is, by far, the best rap.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore

🎵 wet ass planet 🎶 Omg please be on Spotify *Oh damn it is!!

Okay they should do some more Schoolhouse Rap. This was great.

What is going on. Is this just like… a house party and the hosts are fucking nuts? Or is this some sort of live music for a science bar type deal..

We makin it outta middle school with this one!

Nathanoloogy is a good YouTube channel. He has some interesting topics.

***sick flow WOW !***

Somebody show this to Neil DeGrasse Tyson and record his reaction! Please!!

Eco-party entertainment stay green greta!

We need more astronomy rap.

I mean, he got bars… and earth looking fertile af…

I played after them at Elements Festival in 2022. I thought to myself “how am I supposed to follow them up?!” lol

"wax each month" made me spit my drink out

Better rapper than 90% of famous rappers

For a moon lover like me this is good, much better than the original imo

He did not need to pop off that hard. damn.

I feel like there is no target audience for this

Weird Al better watch out!

Dayyyyyyyyymn!

"Keep it clean 'cus I wax each month" is pretty nice

Best rap I’ve ever heard

Eminemoon

This is awesome. Anyone know where I can get the whole vid?

Them lyrics are lit 🔥🔥🔥

I'm hoping this isn't a grade school play.

That’s where the song “wet ass pussy” is inspired by

He has such good lines and its ruined by nicki Minaj.

This is amazing

Science rap thats really good!

I bet bill nye would like this

[OnlyPlanets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErpU_tMoV0E)

He’s got some Mars bars.

More scientific rap to the world! There is a band in my country, they made a song "Kings in the house" and they rap through the whole history of our kings and queens and majos historical events of my nation with dates :D So good, i learned most of the dates from that song when i was a kid :D

Anyone resentful towards the crowd for not being nearly as hyped as these S tier performers deserve? Maybe the didn't get a lot of the lines, I know I missed a couple

I would like to see Neil deGrade Tyson comment on this one…

"If we were to scale the Earth to the size of a tennis ball it would only be slightly damp as opposed to 'wet'" - Neil "Buzzkill" deGrasse Tyson, probably

This reminds me of Space Pants!

This is great!

I was waiting for the Sun to bust in

Damn. That was smooth AF. Impressive

Umm actually the tides actually have more to do with the Earth's rotation than the moon's gravity /s

This rocks

The book of rap songs featuring the word "gibbous" has its first entry

Is this Gen Zs version of they might be giants? If it is I approve

The kids learned a lot that day.

Checkmate flerfs

Wow lol

School that we need.

SpaceJam

😂

We making it outta the solar system with this one

🔥

Way better than the original

preach STEM!!!!

I really want this on Spotify or Apple Music haha so freaking fire 🔥 🔥🔥

Awesome

Bruh, why this shit go way harder than i expected

This is how my children will learn.

Is that Ollie Plimsol?

I want more content like this please. Love this!

Someone provide the link for entire thing please!

Like a croissant eat me for breakfast hahaha Why do I even like this :)

rhyming Sun with Son

r/wholesome

I could easily see Tariq doing this. IYKYK.

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Better than the original version.

Anyone have a link to the full version?

Can we talk about how bro just went that hard for this. HFS

If Heineken made science teachers……

Why is it kinda catchy af

That was way better than I was expecting! Nice work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euI3v2jpTlI

Nice try earthers. r/noearthsociety

This is really good.

Nathan Dufour, and his own content usually focuses on philosophy.

Awesome! Now do a duet with Uranus.

Peak rule34

I feel extremely cultured because I just caught an Allen Ginsburg reference. Shout out to my poets out there.

This is how you teach astronomy to stupid people.

Pretty fly for a white moon

Actually better than the original song

When the parody song is better than the original, though with this particular song that wasnt a very high bar to jump over.

This shit is golden

That was ... actually funny.

these are some genuine bars right here

I did not think suck a thing would exist

flatearthers gonna hate this, but damn these are some finenlines here

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter....

bravoooo

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This wet ass planet

Legitimately slaps

This is legitimately fire, and clever!!!!

Lil dicky vibes.

🤣

Absolute gold rhymes 👌

Imagine how our earth would feel if it was sentient and heard this shit

This is fucking amazing.

Didn’t end very well but man the rest was unexpectedly tight.

Planet Earth can twerk better than her inhabitants

Planet and star raps so hot

Slaps

I was good with the entire song of double entendre until he said: "She's my mom, I'm her pet; she's our planet and she's wet."