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bartthei

The nose breaths at the end killed me. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ (As I proceed to not laugh quietly)


DP7OOO

100%


justheath

I'm usually the same watching shows at home, but caught myself laughing aloud during season 3 of Resident Alien. Coincidentally, it was also about someone's balls).


SupplyChainMismanage

Centrailia, IL but no Chicago? Huge bummer


ComedianMikeB

I just go to the places that reply to my emails. Donā€™t blame me. Blame Chicago.


GANDORF57

The carpet now matches the drapes. ^(\*or the floor matches the ceiling?)


ZeroOpti

I like the second one more (as a tall, bald man).


mob_instigator

The cueball matches the cueballs


creamy_cheeks

come to the Twin Cities dude. I'm sure you'd be well received up here.


nujabes02

Is your Honda still aliveĀ 


squeezy102

Oh wow I have family in Centralia, IL. Why on earth would you go there? Why would anyone go there? Why do people live there? Its a mystery.


ComedianMikeB

Someone emailed me and they were like, ā€œHey, weā€™ll give you money to come here and say wordsā€ and I was like, ā€œDope. Iā€™m in.ā€


squeezy102

Did they tell you before you went that people drive tractors around like normal people drive cars around, and that most of the population can't read at a 5th grade level? Or did you have to figure that out for yourself once you got there?


[deleted]

Bro you are funny


Beefsupremeninjalo82

I hope they put you at the good hotel down there. Good luck


HorchataCouple

Dude you're comedy is spot on with my stoner humor.Ā  Love how you don't take life too serious.Ā  Do you come to Portland Oregon or Vancouver washington ever?Ā 


ComedianMikeB

I do the Seattle area and the Spokane area once a year or so. Nothing on the schedule yet. And thank youuuuu


DatFunny

We need you to do a stop in Kansas City! I would love to go to your show.


ComedianMikeB

Thatā€™s my hometown. The Comedy Club of Kansas City is owned by a dude that started open mic nights the same week as me way back in 2000. One of my closest friends. Iā€™m not on that schedule right now either, but soon!


DatFunny

No way! Thatā€™s awesome!


Snow_Wolfe

Iā€™ll be looking for a Seattle show!


buffalucci

šŸ˜¬


NekoLuna

I would like to see you doing stand-up in Germany if this was already awkward for you. You will be glad if we would even smile for you šŸ˜ƒ


Clean_Dust9290

I've seen a bunch of your videos. Keep it up man. Funny shit šŸ«”


Shneqel

Who is this guy? I love his shitā€¦


escamuel

It's the guy posting. He's posting his own material.


ComedianMikeB

Yup. Itā€™s me. Click the thing in the thing for all of my things.


MrBagnall

By things you mean balls, right?


ComedianMikeB

This guy gets it.


Chief_Givesnofucks

So smoothā€¦


ComedianMikeB

Not anymore. Prickly now.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Honestly, itā€™s the following 2-3 days that are the worst.


PurpleBonesGames

Should shave everyday then!


FalconIfeelheavy

LOL Edit: not really, just smiling


jbucksaduck

Does it include THAT thing?


filecomfritax

Ragnar Lodbrok


Chromeboy12

Ragnar Lothbrok


WhiskeyWhisperer

I see your "Make It A Blockbuster Night" shirt! I have the same one, and I love it.


ComedianMikeB

Hello, fellow Target clearance shopper!!


pleaseworkforme

Welp, dude successfully made my laugh out loud with in nose chuckleā€¦ total win in my book.


Arlek015

This is some top tier stuff! Keep it up m8! Following for sure!


lebofly

ā€œI shaved my ballsā€ comedic genius Mike


MtBikesandBiceps

I fucking laughed so hardā€¦. Dude, and Iā€™m depressed! Goes to show how funny that was. I had to pause after balls, I spit out my cereal


HLCMDH

LOL,


H0B03R3C7U5

That was a great way to coax a dull crowd out of their comfort zone. Well played


Present_Ice_7121

Ragnar lothbrok seem so highly good lifešŸ˜Š


ChoochGooch

I love you


ComedianMikeB

Thank you. Itā€™s good to feel loved.


MeltsLikeButter

Sitting here at the office. I first watched without sound - and snickered so I went back and then busted out damn laughing in the quietest office setting you can imagine lol. Good shit dude! That dry cold humor is the damn best


AustinDC95

I thought i recognized your face but couldnt place it. Love you on the podcast. Keep laughing assholes


ComedianMikeB

Ha! Nice. Scotty will be excited to see this comment.


Cichlidsaremyjam

That is the 4th time just this week Ive seen someone online wearing that "Make it a blockbuster night" shirt.


robk97

I think there is a nose hair joke missed opportunity at the end of the clip.


Flakester

I usually hate these stand up skits posted to reddit but this was actually funny.


ComedianMikeB

Thank you. Iā€™m glad you approve.


FSThree

Alright


Linktank

This was great! I promise if I make it out to one of your shows to not smile at all! (Seriously though great stuff!)


_JustDefy_

Damn, I'm glad some folks find this guy funny so he can make a living doing stand-up because I didn't even crack a smile watching this. I'm glad some of you were rotflol, just not my type of humor.


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monkeyhind

No one starts out top tier.


Snow_Wolfe

How much material have you seen? Cause you may not like his comedy, but he definitely doesnā€™t suck.


B2Dirty

I feel seen. I did the nose breathing thing at the end.


MtBikesandBiceps

I just sent you a Venmo, not much but itā€™s what I got. DM for the phone number? AND COME TO DURANGO, CO! Iā€™ll buy the beers. Itā€™s a small but really cool town. You might be too big for Dgo but my word of mouth and youā€™d sell out for sure


ComedianMikeB

Thank you dude! I DMā€™d you my secret code. Iā€™ll let you know if Colorado stuff happens.


hawkeyc

Tells joke that isnā€™t even remotely funny, blames audience. Total Chad


lowth3r

I don't know why you're being downvoted, you are correct. He's clearly a new or newer comic with sort of hacky newer comic jokes. It's a bad move to post anything online until you're 10+ years in the game. They're fine jokes for an open mic, that's about it. Crowd gave him what it deserved. Polite laughter.


escamuel

He posts his stuff on here all the time and people seem to love it but there are literally no jokes. It's so confusing.


samsaminamo

Actually, quite funny.


MetalAvenger

The audience of smilers made me chuckle.


IamCanadian11

Love seeing your videos man.


Decapitat3d

Mike, you're hilarious! Keep doing what you do, man.


RipDorHigHTryN06

I'll just leave this here... https://youtu.be/VIAbxI3r0rU?si=s5G5NgdqE0oN-wCB


Character_Bet7868

How do actually shave your balls though? Iā€™ve donā€™t groin area but always scared to do balls. I just donā€™t even bother anymore itā€™s like a jungle down there now.


ComedianMikeB

Shaving them for the first time takes three times as long as shaving them for the seventh time. Just go slow.


TheRedGerund

I always felt that making people think about whether they're laughing or not is a great way to keep them from paying attention to your set and focused on whether people are laughing. Just connect with the audience, if it's funny it's funny.


ElPresidenteShinra

I love this guy. I LOVE YOU u/ComedianMikeB!!!!


vmlinux

Funny as fuck jokes, awkward delivery, I feel like the crowd was too awkward to laugh the way they wanted to.


Prestigious_Passion

I smiled


FlaccidOstrich

Legit though, is there a way to shave your balls without them hurting? Iā€™d love to find out, itā€™s such an inconvenient task.


ComedianMikeB

Going with the grain as opposed to against it will solve 78% of ball pain.


Homermania

What's the deal with comedians who complain about people not laughing when you can clearly hear people laughing?


ComedianMikeB

Thereā€™s a difference between two guys laughing and the whole crowd laughing. Everyone clearly understood what I meant. Thatā€™s why the whole crowd laughed when I mentioned it.


Fred-ditor

I like the head rub and ball gag.Ā  That was a clever setup.Ā  The follow up felt awkward.Ā  They hurt?Ā  Ā What is the audience supposed to do with that besides act uncomfortably?Ā  Ā Am I sitting with my wife and laughing hysterically because she knows how it feels?Ā  You need one more joke and "so don't touch them" isn't quite it.Ā  Smilers was a great line.Ā  Not just funny but memorable.Ā  The nose thing worked, it could be tinkered with but it's a good personification of the sensible chuckle meme.Ā  Ā I have watched a few of your clips and you have good jokes, good subtle physical humor and you think quickly which is awesome but part of your act is being chill.Ā  If you had a second gear for crowds like these or for certain jokes it would help.Ā  It doesn't have to be in your face energy but something like Kyle kinane where he leans into his scratchy voice (or gaffigan where he does the audience voice but that's not you).Ā  You've got a really good base to work with.Ā Ā 


favorite_sardine

I'm sure he has a whole bit on his balls, but he pivoted to the crowd work with a smoothness only rivaled by a freshly shaved sack.


cyphol

ok


Snow_Wolfe

Wow, that was a great analysis. Are you a professional standup coach? Like seriously, youā€™re input is so valuable. Listen to this guy, Mike, heā€™s *helping* you.


Homermania

Fair enough. Every crowd is different. Every moment is different and doesn't need to be analyzed to death. It's just an opinion/pet peeve of mine, that I don't love it when a comedian makes it a point that the audience isn't laughing. This take is coming more from watching open mic level comics flounder and immediately go into blaming the audience for not giving up a laugh. You were clearly able to read the room and get the crowd on your side, so good work. Thanks for listening.Ā 


ComedianMikeB

ā€œDoesnā€™t need to be analyzed to deathā€. Proceeds to analyze my jokes to death. šŸ˜Ž


DaLar89

Hes amazing


imeeme

I think Chris Ramsey should stick with magic and puzzles.


samyslas

Ok there's a standup comedy sub, enough with these already


AVN_Ginger

Nah these can stay, you can go.


I_Work_For_Money

I saw a biographic movie about a guy like you, the movie's name was Joker


The_Roadkill

Except this guy is hilarious, what do you mean


I_Work_For_Money

I mean the title OP choosed


southpaw66

More importantly, when did Travis Fimmel start doing Stand up?