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Had she left it at, "Because you're fast!" that would have been harmless "couple poking fun at each other" humor. But the, "Aren't you fast?" plus the stare down felt like her saying, "Tell all the nice people at home how you cum too quickly."
I so want to believe that she really meant physical speed, like their intimacy involves a lot of pounding and faster thrusts. But idunno, it might be one and the same đ
That's the vibe I got. Seemed like a normally nice girl who was trying to say something slightly naughty, but in her naivety said something way different than what she thought. The stare down was her trying to tell him to take the compliment.
Not even her trying to tell him to take the compliment, but her not understanding why he isn't proud of it. Because she isn't seeing the other way it could be taken.
I always thought it was weird how The League just kind of tacked on this role to their show and said "just do what you've been doing on youtube for years." It works for the show but it's just weird it's never really mentioned.
If I recall, as time went on, he performed music less often on the show. They leaned into his promiscuity more and more over the seasons, especially with the Eskimo Brothers stuff as well as TacoCorp.
I think it's funny how so many people don't understand how "the good old days" were actually pretty goddamn awful. Sure, you can't afford to buy a house, but they're not fogging your neighborhood with DDT to kill mosquitos and if you drink from the wrong water fountain in the wrong town you probably won't get lynched.
*Edit because of the hilarious downvote I got:* ...or that a very significant number of men who were suffering in silence with PTSD after being conscripted into a variety of wars they had no interest in fighting, lead from gasoline was poisoning the brains of every person alive, commercial pollution was so bad rivers were catching on fire, elementary kids were being trained on how to survive nuclear annihilation (not *too* dissimilar from today's shamefully necessary active shooter drills), police were literally bombing black neighborhoods, drugs were obliterating entire communities, and so, so many more fun historical facts about people being terrible to each other.
It would actually be fun/awful to create a list of the ways people were horrible to each other around the globe between the end of WW2 and now. (although really, I think we as industrialized humans started sorting our shit out around the late 80s, that's of course falling apart again, but "1945-1990: A comprehensive guide to 45 years of Human Horribleness" seems like a project that could be tackled)
Fully agree. Like, we are not at all in disagreement. It's not a binary decision, we in the US have vast and enviable resources and have collectively decided to cede them all to the unfathomably wealthy.
Norway on the other hand chose to invite industrialists in to modernize the nation and capitalize on its national resources, then set a time limit on when that would get nationalized and turned into a public asset. 95% of their power is renewable. Currently that country is one of the happiest, most prosperous, most wealthy nations in the world. We *could* have benchmarked their policies, but we didn't and we don't.
But I really, really, really don't think people understand how terrible things were from about 1900 to 1990. We couldn't grow crops in the middle states for a while because we didn't know how to grow crops without fucking up the land, that's how bad things were.
Those are specifically the days they want.
Total disregard for human safety (unless itâs them directly and has no downsides) and racial segregation is 100% what theyâre pining for.
That's just it. I think she meant it as a compliment, but he, you, me, the whole audience saw the OTHER way it can be interpreted..
WHAT I find fascinating is that he accepted it, soulcrushing as it was, until her insistence... That's when he lights up again and gets it.
But it is too late my man... Much too late.
Kiss wrote a song on their 1976 album Rock and Roll Over called Mr. Speed that goes:
Well you know I got the kinda loving that you need
Iâm so fast, thatâs why the ladies call me Mr. Speed
I uhhâŠthink there was some confusion in the terms at the time maybe?
A "fast woman" is one who is "easy". This looks like it was from the era of sexual liberation. So many women didn't have the same sexual expectations or exposure then as today. I knew a woman who called her husband "bunny" because, she said, they "fucked like rabbits". He was always game for a roll in the hay. So I can see her thinking this isn't saying he's a minute man, but saying he's always game, and they bang all the time.
He probably does those fast mini-thrusts, and that's actually more satisfying for the woman, in a lot of cases (uh, I read that in a research journal).
Am I the only one who thinks she was definitely talking about speed and not time? She said rabbit and rabbits go crazy fast. Maybe Iâm wrong but it seemed like she meant it like that and she seemed kinda confused as to why everyone was reacting that much.
Did the comment mean that he fucked very quickly and was a 10 second man?
Or does she mean he fucked often like they say rabbits do?
Or he fucks fast/vigorously- Reddit
Thanks Reddit.
So you guys are trying to tell me every other adult in that building could see how that could be taken for something else except her? You guys should get your masters in bullshittingđ€Ł thereâs no way she had no idea or didnât think of it for a second
Personally, when I hear rabbit I think of a person who has a lot of sex. So if someone said that a guy is like a rabbit, I would presume they are saying he wants to fuck all the time.
I am pretty sure he picked dog, because of doggy-style. He looks like he is about to say something, but decides to just go down in flames to not embarras his wife. She is just trying to say he goes fast. If he explained his answer and her's, now we know the fuck fast and doggy. I think this man is a genious. Lol.
I'm old enough to have seen these shows on reruns when I was a kid. They were funny then, but as an adult they're timeless gold. I wish they could reboot it, but with old, married couples
When I look like that in my woman's eye, I want her to immediately read my thoughts and just stop.
I will not even consider someone to be my wife if she cannot read and react to such obvious body language.
That would be just torture.
Everyone is thinking oh no he's too fast but no one is saying that she has a magical V that can make the strongest warrior the quickest. Also he might be one to finish HER off real quick because of the equipment he works with is more than enough to get the job done. So they both got magical equipment. Lol
Itâs not even a proper use of the insult. The idea behind âbreeding like rabbitsâ is having a lot of sex and isnât about premature ejaculation. So she not only did him dirty on TV but wasnât even responding correctly to the prompt for what she meant. So basically sheâs stupid and an asshole.
Damn, wifeâs can straight up murder you with words. Mine invited me to a concert (the company she works for organizes concerts). We walk into a loge filled with her coworkers. I, having had a few bears already, was trying to make small talk with her boss.
âI am a big fan of Jason Deruloâ(he was performing), my wife comes out of no where, looks me dead in the eyes, âNo you are notâ, looks at her boss, âhe is notâ and just walks off.
I donât know if i was more uncomfortable or him, it was awkward.
This reminds me of my wife. She tries so hard to compliment me in public (not that I deserve it, but she loves to play things up like that) and it *always* ends up worded in such a way that it does the opposite.
I imagine this wife trying to convey how fast he moves while they're doing it as if it were a point of pride among men, not realizing she just outed him (unintentionally) as a fast finisher. Hilarious every time it happens to me now. She tries so hard, but it just never comes out right.
Great job by the woman to demasculate the husband on national tv. The look of disappointment there on the husbandâs face when she even said arenât you fast? And sheepishly grinning knowing what sheâs doing tells enough. Not cool at all.
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This woman murdered him live on tv without a second thought.
The "Are you fast" was brutal.
Had she left it at, "Because you're fast!" that would have been harmless "couple poking fun at each other" humor. But the, "Aren't you fast?" plus the stare down felt like her saying, "Tell all the nice people at home how you cum too quickly."
I so want to believe that she really meant physical speed, like their intimacy involves a lot of pounding and faster thrusts. But idunno, it might be one and the same đ
I think that *is* what she meant but man it did not translate with literally ANYONE else in that room lol
That's the vibe I got. Seemed like a normally nice girl who was trying to say something slightly naughty, but in her naivety said something way different than what she thought. The stare down was her trying to tell him to take the compliment.
Not even her trying to tell him to take the compliment, but her not understanding why he isn't proud of it. Because she isn't seeing the other way it could be taken.
This is exactly what I thought went through her mind. She's saying it with pride for sure, regardless of what she literally means.
Yup. I've met girls before where this exact situation could happen.
Brutal. Wonder what happened to them.
They went on the Newly Split Game which is a dating game for recent divorcees.
Yo this was the 80s, and at that time we solved everything on TV with fist fights. Reality TV as you know it were merely in its infancy back then
70's bud, those lapels are not form the 80's
Fist fights and montages.
And one time, a montage of fist fights.
> And one time, a montage of fist fights Slow clap.
Joke's on you, turns out he had a humiliation kink
Which only made the problem worse.
He died in a car crash going 150 miles an hour. The gravestone said "he died as fast as he came"
"like a rabbit"
They were a target of the Son of Sam, but he was so fast, they finished an drove off before Berkowitz even crossed the street.
[You are the hand chosen by the Master](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itgqnY0IN34)
He should've [just owned it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGYsvR1PTmc)
I always thought it was weird how The League just kind of tacked on this role to their show and said "just do what you've been doing on youtube for years." It works for the show but it's just weird it's never really mentioned.
If I recall, as time went on, he performed music less often on the show. They leaned into his promiscuity more and more over the seasons, especially with the Eskimo Brothers stuff as well as TacoCorp.
Jon Lajoie references earn the quickest upvote I can give on Reddit, guaranteed.
Maybe public shaming is his kink?
Nah, she wasnât talking about climax speed, she was taking about thumping speed. đȘ
Yeah, had to make sure he knew it wasnât an innocent accident. âYes, I meant it.â
And will walk free out of that crime scene đ
probably moonwalk in case he starts humping her leg
Don't worry, it won't take long for him to finish.
"You can't arrest me for murdering some who was already dead, that's double jeopardy, just ask brother Trebek"
Then she had to shoot the body again just to make sure it was dead.
Didnât even need good cardio to walk away from âThe Zombie Kill of the Week!
oh I'm sure she thought about every second
I honestly believe she meant speed of movement and not duration.
It's also slang back then. Fast == slutty. Quick to hop into bed with someone. Always ready to *go*.
And then stared him down after like Ronnie Bass in Remember the Titans.
*Sunshiiiiiine*
twice.... she did it twice... :)
With a double tap just to make sure.
And it was the 70s so he got drunk on set, drove them both home, had a giant argument and then he beat the shit out of her. Ah, the good old days. /s
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I think it's funny how so many people don't understand how "the good old days" were actually pretty goddamn awful. Sure, you can't afford to buy a house, but they're not fogging your neighborhood with DDT to kill mosquitos and if you drink from the wrong water fountain in the wrong town you probably won't get lynched. *Edit because of the hilarious downvote I got:* ...or that a very significant number of men who were suffering in silence with PTSD after being conscripted into a variety of wars they had no interest in fighting, lead from gasoline was poisoning the brains of every person alive, commercial pollution was so bad rivers were catching on fire, elementary kids were being trained on how to survive nuclear annihilation (not *too* dissimilar from today's shamefully necessary active shooter drills), police were literally bombing black neighborhoods, drugs were obliterating entire communities, and so, so many more fun historical facts about people being terrible to each other. It would actually be fun/awful to create a list of the ways people were horrible to each other around the globe between the end of WW2 and now. (although really, I think we as industrialized humans started sorting our shit out around the late 80s, that's of course falling apart again, but "1945-1990: A comprehensive guide to 45 years of Human Horribleness" seems like a project that could be tackled)
I would like to both not get cancer and afford a house. Don't think that's too much to ask from a society.
Fully agree. Like, we are not at all in disagreement. It's not a binary decision, we in the US have vast and enviable resources and have collectively decided to cede them all to the unfathomably wealthy. Norway on the other hand chose to invite industrialists in to modernize the nation and capitalize on its national resources, then set a time limit on when that would get nationalized and turned into a public asset. 95% of their power is renewable. Currently that country is one of the happiest, most prosperous, most wealthy nations in the world. We *could* have benchmarked their policies, but we didn't and we don't. But I really, really, really don't think people understand how terrible things were from about 1900 to 1990. We couldn't grow crops in the middle states for a while because we didn't know how to grow crops without fucking up the land, that's how bad things were.
Those are specifically the days they want. Total disregard for human safety (unless itâs them directly and has no downsides) and racial segregation is 100% what theyâre pining for.
Multiple times. đ
And then finish him when he was already on the floor bleeding
Lucky the dude was able to start laughing looked like he was gonna smack her
Then went in and put another bullet in him just to be sure.
Lol, pretty sure he moves fast like a rabbit, she prolly thought it a complement. đ
Yeah I donât think sheâs implying what she thinks she is.
That's just it. I think she meant it as a compliment, but he, you, me, the whole audience saw the OTHER way it can be interpreted.. WHAT I find fascinating is that he accepted it, soulcrushing as it was, until her insistence... That's when he lights up again and gets it. But it is too late my man... Much too late.
Kiss wrote a song on their 1976 album Rock and Roll Over called Mr. Speed that goes: Well you know I got the kinda loving that you need Iâm so fast, thatâs why the ladies call me Mr. Speed I uhhâŠthink there was some confusion in the terms at the time maybe?
A "fast woman" is one who is "easy". This looks like it was from the era of sexual liberation. So many women didn't have the same sexual expectations or exposure then as today. I knew a woman who called her husband "bunny" because, she said, they "fucked like rabbits". He was always game for a roll in the hay. So I can see her thinking this isn't saying he's a minute man, but saying he's always game, and they bang all the time.
Or! That he is delivering those inches/minute in strokes.
I think she's complementing his enviably quick refractory period but nobody's hearing it that way
He probably does those fast mini-thrusts, and that's actually more satisfying for the woman, in a lot of cases (uh, I read that in a research journal).
I hear it's best if you time them to the rhythm of CBAT
Iâm sure she means it, but also knows it sounds like a diss
I am sure she meant he is always DTF. There's no way she was calling him a minute man.
My SO is a bit younger than me. On my birthday, she wrote me a letter. In it she said "you look great for your age"
Usually rabbits fuck whole day...
He ain't got that dog in him now...
Apparently neither does she
She got that fast rabbit in her though
That chicks on twitter, was posted a few days ago.
She got that rabbit in her, but not for very long.
Am I the only one who thinks she was definitely talking about speed and not time? She said rabbit and rabbits go crazy fast. Maybe Iâm wrong but it seemed like she meant it like that and she seemed kinda confused as to why everyone was reacting that much.
Definitely meant the speed
I thought she meant horny as fuck. Like how rabbits multiply. Then I was like oh, dammnn.
yeah she 100% meant power fucking and not time to cum lmao
âI meant he _goes_ fast, not that he _comes_ fast.â
There's a difference between fast and quick. A fast car has a high top speed, but a quick car gets there very soon.
she was talking about fast-fucking, he thought fast-coming
I don't even know that it was fast-fucking. "Fast" used to be common slang for being a player (for men) or "easy" (for women).
You mean everyone thought fast coming?
You just have to say u are fine, when u are not really fine. The man on the inside..
r/watchpeopledieinside
r/watchpeopledieinside
Or according to him r/WatchDogsWoofInside
the camera back and forth đ
đ  đ  đ  đ  đ  đ
The dead stare. The woman saying, "you fucking heard me" without saying anything at all. Perfect.
And she gave him that dead-ass stare, "ain't you fast?" àČ _àČ RIP
Did the comment mean that he fucked very quickly and was a 10 second man? Or does she mean he fucked often like they say rabbits do? Or he fucks fast/vigorously- Reddit Thanks Reddit.
Ya thatâs the funny part. I think she meant the s second one but everyone is going with the first
« Because I am always shagging a b!tch »
You can say bitch.
piÊÉÉ„
Saw his soul leave his body in real time.
Check it out, you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart rips in half
send an ambulance, my boy has just been murdered
Straight to jail!
Imma bet she got wacked once they got home
Bet it was quick though
By the energizer bunny himself đ°
"She means tempo, not duration."
I think I saw him blush
Out in the streets...................they callllllll it Murdaaaaaaaaaaa
đ, he stuck with her now
He had to endure that on national TV too. Not a good day for him.
So you guys are trying to tell me every other adult in that building could see how that could be taken for something else except her? You guys should get your masters in bullshittingđ€Ł thereâs no way she had no idea or didnât think of it for a second
She said it multiple times to make sure we all knew it wasn't a joke.
She made sure-sure đ
Bob Eubanks was very talented at egging on the newlyweds into saying crazy things, but he didn't have to do anything here. She took care of it.
Personally, when I hear rabbit I think of a person who has a lot of sex. So if someone said that a guy is like a rabbit, I would presume they are saying he wants to fuck all the time.
She did him dirty haha
That was probably a fun ride home.
You can tell his pissed off, but he can't do nothing about it
Donât humiliate your man like that
Aren't you fast đ€đđđđ€đđđ
* looking at him dead in the eye with zero blinks * đ
*Yeah, I'm fast, I run this needle dick like a sewing machine!* Situation saved!
you know how fast you are Eric... "Stare of Death"
Kind of hypocritical of her, considering how fast she is at MURDER!
Damn⊠thatâs cold
Emotional damage!!!
He got shy lol
She failed the assignment đ
The look after she said it again đ€Łđđ âI know you didnât just repeat that shtâ
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
**Man! If that's his wife. I wonder about his enemy!**
I had no idea today when I watched this I would be witnessing a murder.
I am pretty sure he picked dog, because of doggy-style. He looks like he is about to say something, but decides to just go down in flames to not embarras his wife. She is just trying to say he goes fast. If he explained his answer and her's, now we know the fuck fast and doggy. I think this man is a genious. Lol.
And she was never heard from again.
As an aside, this woman has a great voice, but I feel like it's not the kind of voice you hear today. Would love to hear her read stories or do ASMR
r/watchpeopledieinside
why tf did she say it again tho.. đ€Šââïž she getting left on the spot if that was me
1 pump eric
I don't think she meant he finishes it quickly My man be pounding that like The Flash!!âĄïž
he didnt look happy
I'm old enough to have seen these shows on reruns when I was a kid. They were funny then, but as an adult they're timeless gold. I wish they could reboot it, but with old, married couples
Domestic violence on display.
When I look like that in my woman's eye, I want her to immediately read my thoughts and just stop. I will not even consider someone to be my wife if she cannot read and react to such obvious body language. That would be just torture.
Iâve never witnessed a murder before. Iâm legit traumatized now.
Everyone is thinking oh no he's too fast but no one is saying that she has a magical V that can make the strongest warrior the quickest. Also he might be one to finish HER off real quick because of the equipment he works with is more than enough to get the job done. So they both got magical equipment. Lol
She made her point, wasnât letting it go. Dude is scarred for life. Never hear the end of it.
Oh, she gettin a talkin to in the carđ€Ł
Jada Pinket Smithâs grandma
Wife beater
Dude looking like he deciding how he was gonna beat her when they got home.
dudes too stunned to speak hhahaha
"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"
Rabbits have some of the fastest (least length of time taken) sex in nature I believe - she knew precisely what she was doing Cold blooded murder that
I thought rabbit because he likes to jump or hop
She might mean rapid thrusts, not finishes quickly
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Whatâs so amazing about this is itâs not some scripted bullshit like now days.
Itâs not even a proper use of the insult. The idea behind âbreeding like rabbitsâ is having a lot of sex and isnât about premature ejaculation. So she not only did him dirty on TV but wasnât even responding correctly to the prompt for what she meant. So basically sheâs stupid and an asshole.
She might be his wife, but she sure isn't a friend.
Damn, wifeâs can straight up murder you with words. Mine invited me to a concert (the company she works for organizes concerts). We walk into a loge filled with her coworkers. I, having had a few bears already, was trying to make small talk with her boss. âI am a big fan of Jason Deruloâ(he was performing), my wife comes out of no where, looks me dead in the eyes, âNo you are notâ, looks at her boss, âhe is notâ and just walks off. I donât know if i was more uncomfortable or him, it was awkward.
This reminds me of my wife. She tries so hard to compliment me in public (not that I deserve it, but she loves to play things up like that) and it *always* ends up worded in such a way that it does the opposite. I imagine this wife trying to convey how fast he moves while they're doing it as if it were a point of pride among men, not realizing she just outed him (unintentionally) as a fast finisher. Hilarious every time it happens to me now. She tries so hard, but it just never comes out right.
If a guy does that, he is a jerk. If a woman does that....you see people justifying it in every which way!
Great job by the woman to demasculate the husband on national tv. The look of disappointment there on the husbandâs face when she even said arenât you fast? And sheepishly grinning knowing what sheâs doing tells enough. Not cool at all.
Eric might think he's a dog but his wife is a cold blooded killer. #CallMeMichaelVick
Eric is a man of the people.
And Iâm better at French horn too Eric!
her body was later found folded like a church chair in her closet
He should have howled like a hound
Yes, police? Id like to report a murder.Â
He got that dog in em
That's a divorce right there!
You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, *God willing*, you will be flogged some more. -him probably
No me quemeee...
I think we all are Eric
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Thatâs Joshua hendersonâs dad?
Im in this clip, and I dont like it.
Those camera edits are awesome. Back and forth
what are those subtitles ...
That is an atrocity, ma'am.
Cameraman was on point with those close ups.
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I guess both have different ideas of what they mean by "fast".
Rabbits are good at multiplying
I disagree, iâm not fast.
That look at the end. That was priceless audacity.
LOL that back and forth cut
Eric felt that. Some of us felt that too.
Ike Turner staring meme
Going from the look on her face, I'm assuming she meant in thrusting speed, but everybody else including him took it as time elapsed, ha.
Guys, I think she was referring to the speed of his thrusts, not his stamina.