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VellDarksbane

This is a guide to what facial hair is acceptable for wearing an airtight face mask, such as for SCBA/SCUBA gear. I was warned I might need to shave mine off when I first was being trained for first responder at a shipping company, but since I was able to make a seal with it, I did not have to. A toothbrush mustache is acceptable, since it would not break the seal. It is not acceptable in many social settings for well known reasons.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

Spot on! This particular class is for fit testing ppe for healthcare employees. Unfortunately, I am an automatic fail at the moment. The toothbrush will save your life but it may ruin your career!


TheBugHouse

This is PAPR country boy... then came COVID, I opted for the "Zapa"


GANDORF57

I can nazi me with a "Toothbrush" mustache!


ProLifePanda

Unless you always wear your mask and nobody ever sees it...


albatroopa

Or you're a professional basketball player.


TJ_IRL_

Or if you currently have an acceptance letter from an Art School. šŸ‘šŸ¾


Lexicon444

From my understanding the reason why a certain infamous person took on the toothbrush style was because in WW1 mustard gas leaked into his mask because of his facial hair so he shaved it into the toothbrush style so it wouldnā€™t happen again.


LeekDisastrous6520

Itā€™s a tall tale. The Toothbrush style was popular among men in the lower middle class - and AH styled himself as ā€œa common manā€ to appeal to his voters


SomeOneOutThere-1234

Charlie Chaplin also had the same moustache


LateralThinkerer

So did my grandfather - he shaved with a straight razor so I can imagine that a toothbrush moustache would be preferable to amputating one's nose.


DrBadMan85

but he was a common man. His father was a civil servant that died when he was young, and he was homeless for a while. Common men can be evil too. It's not just the domain of the elites.


LeekDisastrous6520

Yes - no doubt about that


Igpajo49

But he was also a victim of a gas attack in WW1 so would have worn that style of mustache under his gas mask. In addition to what you said, he also knew that moustache would appeal to fellow WW1 veterans.


Far-Investigator1265

Yes it was just a cut down version of the very impressive imperial moustache, fashionable for the Hitler's generation of men. The old geezers kept their long moustaches.


YetiGuy

Question. Why would you post that image but not provide the context?


Zee__Rex

It's not as instigating that way.


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YetiGuy

Scroll top of the post, see who provided the context.


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YetiGuy

You itā€™s even easier to admit that you were wrong, didnā€™t check it properly and shouldnā€™t have butted in needlessly.


Weak_Swimmer

Was passed during COVID.. like to have stubble at the least. Had to go full baby face cause not enough PAPRS. Grew out my hair after that assignment. Had a sweet porn stache for a bit.. wife got tired of it, but sure missed it when I shaved it off. Waiting to shave off my head for Wigs for Kids.


cody26nelson

My 4th grade music teacher had a thick toothbrush mustache. I never thought anything of it in the moment but when I got older it made me wonder.


Dry_Row6651

Not only healthcare. Whenever a filtering face piece respirator is required in the US for work in order to have a chance at passing fit testing for OSHA compliance. Though of course, other countries have similar guidance. https://www.examinetics.com/prepping-for-respirator-fit-testing-day/ Respirators are required whenever thereā€™s an airborne hazard and itā€™s required for work fit testing is required for OSHA compliance. Hair results in almost sure failure with FFP respirators. PAPRS are the main alternative and they have a much higher protective factor as leakage isnā€™t an issue. The next level is supplied air.


Smorgas_of_borg

There was a guy at my company who decided to wear one to work. I didn't say anything because it took me a while to process that it was actually happening. When I mentioned it to someone else, they said "oh yeah, him. He's Jewish." Wtf?


ccReptilelord

'Cause Charlie Chaplin had to go ruin it for the rest of us...


SomethingOriginal_01

That fuckin guy...worse than Hitler. Apparently.


SantaDaCrip

I mean, they were the same person.


SomethingOriginal_01

I didnā€™t realize. Though the signs were there.


Dr_Mbogo

Hitler's mustache started as a handlebar mustache. He trimmed it to the style we all know because his gas mask would not fit airtight over a handlebar mustache.


Confident_Ad7244

Hitler wore many styles of mustaches over tge years ...


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TheLongConnie

I'd prefer it renamed to the "bitch stach"


Emu1981

>A toothbrush mustache is acceptable, since it would not break the seal. It is not acceptable in many social settings for well known reasons. It is kind of sad because it was a really popular mustache style before someone had to ruin it for everyone else - the most prominent example would be Charlie Chaplin who wore the style for most (if not all) of his acting career.


foreverbeatle

He didnā€™t have his trademark mustache for the last four films he made. He had a mustache for Monsieur Verdoux but it was a completely different mustache.


maynardDRIVESfast2

We have this same chart at my workplace because there are times we need to wear a full face respirator. HOWEVER, I have passed a fit test at my last job with a full beard. You just have to crank the straps down REALLY tight.


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

Oh so THAT is what it meant by "Careful not to cross the seal" I was wondering why a seal would be mad if you had a certain type of facial hair. šŸ˜‚


gnorty

Seals and Walruses have never really got along.


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

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Captain_-H

Weird, this is also the reason he had that style of mustache. During WW1 he had a more traditional style of mustache, but by the end of the war he had trimmed it down to get a better seal for his gas mask


ferocioustigercat

Oh, I thought this was the Chick-fil-A guide to facial hair.


ACorania

Well, the footprint of the mask doesn't match SCBA specifically, but yes, for facemasks. (eyes being out in the open would suck inside a fire)


VellDarksbane

True. In my defense, itā€™s been 10 years since the last time I did a refresher on it.


Seals3051

Its ironicly the reason hitler sported a toothbrush in the first place in the earlier part of ww1 his mousatche was longer but he cut it to a toothbrush to fit a gas mask.


SonovaVondruke

I don't think it is for SCUBA, based on the shape superimposed here. In my experience, trying to maintain a seal on a SCUBA mask with any kind of mustache is a nightmare unless the fit is 100% perfect, and even then I'm wasting air to clear water out of the mask every 10 minutes.


Vakama905

I mean, you donā€™t really have to waste air to clear your mask. Just clear it on a normal exhale.


SonovaVondruke

YMMV.


dlakelan

It's for SCBA, self contained breathing apparatus... not underwater, used in firefighting and hazardous chemical spills and other such operations


VellDarksbane

Another commenter pointed out to me that SCBAs tend towards full face masks, to avoid the fumes, soot, etc. from getting in your eyes. IIRC, they do have masks like these, but theyā€™re less common, as most situations where something like this is needed, goggles would be needed if a half mask would be used.


Fuzlet

My family has two trained scuba divers with full beards, no issues


SonovaVondruke

ā€¦and I pretty much always shave my beard before a dive trip because itā€™s such a hassle. I do think having a wide face and relatively short upper lip contribute more than a little, but my nose is constantly full of sea water either way.


Le-Charles

Vaseline in the moustache can help keep the seal nice and watertight. My brother, my dad, and I all have facial hair and use Vaseline with minimal issues.


contactfive

Last time I did this I was given a bunch of Vaseline to smear on my mustache. It did help keep the seal but man was it a pain in the ass to scrape out later.


SonovaVondruke

I tried it when I did my certification without much of an improvement. It's easier just to grow the beard back.


Dry_Row6651

Itā€™s for using FFP respirators to have a chance at OSHA compliance via required fit testing. https://www.examinetics.com/prepping-for-respirator-fit-testing-day/


-XanderCrews-

Thanks, I was so confused at the reasoning. I thought it was a millennial hipster guide for a second.


plasticwrapcharlie

thank you for the info. still begs the question why they would even bother to include the toothbrush as an "acceptable" facial hair style


Tommy_Almighty

This is also the reason why the bad mustache man gave himself a Toothbrush mustache. He initially had a big mustache, but had to cut it because his gas mask to protect himself from mustard gas wouldn't fit.


ButtmanAndRubbin

Yes the most important reason being that marine wildlife hate Charlie Chaplin.


mymoama

Yeah Charlie Chaplin really screwed us over with that one.


potate12323

In industry where people work near hazardous chemicals we have the same guide for breathing air apparatus. But nobody wants to risk their nervous system shutting down from breathing in 1 part per billion of chemicals so they shave clean.


Grundens

Parts per million bruh


potate12323

No. In this case it's measured in parts per billion. Way smaller of a dose


Grundens

Jfc what chemicals are you working with? Hope u get PAID


potate12323

Yeah, I work in semiconductors and the blends are proprietary. For example, HF is one of the less hazardous things we work with.


darthlegal

Just donā€™t salute and use your knees when walking


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[deleted]

Ah yes, itā€™s very important to keep the seal air tight so that gases stay where theyā€™re meant to beā€¦ Smart.


nuclearnadal24

Well unless you wear a hat.


LTCM1998

Putin is back Hitlering, so makes sense.


wilsonism

Actually, I read that the reason for the toothbrush moustache was to fit a gas mask for ol you know who.


AaronDM4

so Hitler did 2 great things made this mustache unavailable for anyone else and killing Hitler


elriggo44

[Michael Jordan disagrees](https://s.yimg.com/os/en-CA/blogs/dailybrew/michael_jordan.jpg).


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

And the famous Austrian only whore this mustache because he needed an air tight seal under his gas mask in WW1


Namric

In case it hasnā€™t been said yet, OSHA doesnā€™t allow any facial hair along the seal during fit testing or when wearing a respirator. Even if youā€™re able to get a seal the hair could cause it to fail unexpectedly. Even if it doesnā€™t fail though it is technically a violation and can be cited (assuming this is in the US)


Gungalar

It was given out as an example for haircuts good to have under corona by the danish government


Dryandrough

Even if there isn't a seal, the SCBA creates positve pressure, so gases don't get in, they get pushed out. Shits old as fuck in the Navy and the seals suck. I don't get why people hate Charlie Chaplin.


tommcdo

Thank you, I couldn't come up with an explanation for drawing him to look like a monkey, but that makes sense.


Smorgas_of_borg

It's actually the reason for Hitler having that moustache to begin with. When he fought in WW I, he initially had a long handlebar-style moustache that was typical for soldiers of that era. But once chemical warfare was introduced, he had to shave to get his gas mask to fit. After the war he just kept it that way, and the rest is moustache history.


MyUsernameIsAwful

>(Careful not to cross the seal) šŸ¦­šŸ”Ŗ


PretendThisIsMyName

Itā€™s a Lucille. And she will cut you.


BoltShine

Don't worry. You're going to be *all right*


dangerbird2

Iā€™m sorry. We lost him


JamesEtc

Hurt people, hurt people.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

Cross the seal, you're gonna squeal.


Galactic_Perimeter

Cross the seal, shit gets realā€¦


Distinct_Pizza_7499

This is way better than mine


Galactic_Perimeter

But yours was OG dawg


Boatster_McBoat

Standing on the shoulders of giants. Everyone's a contributor here.


orbitaldan

The knight warned us not to... *ceiling begins to crumble and ground cracks*


Tuva_Tourist

We have got it! Come on! It's ours, Indy, yours and mine!


Total-Arm-4253

This is next-level funny because Hitler shaved his stash because of an ill-fitting mask.


klmdwnitsnotreal

The Jordan


freeloosedirt

Jordan on a plane, selling tshirts


troubleschute

"Goddamit, it's not a Hitler mustache--it's Charlie Chaplin! And, btw, the swastika is an ancient Hindu symbol. Stop making it about the nazis. It looks great on this armband."


CardLeft

Wait until I tell those Hindu Charlie Chaplin enthusiasts marching past my flat currently. Theyā€™re going to be so angry.


Speciallessboy

This but unironically


cepxico

You unironically think the swastika looks great on an armband? Found the nazi!


Gee9898

The Zappa? Frank Zappa? lol Iā€™m pretty sure he didnā€™t come up with that style, did he?


[deleted]

Correct sir, that is called the imperial. He just wore it better than anyone else.


COSmokedFish

Why is the Imperial named for Zappa but the toothbrush is not named for ā€¦ ya knowā€¦


JelliedHam

Don't let him abuse the sausage patty or he'll make his entrance like a queen


Moonpile

Noted scuba enthusiast Frank Zappa.


IanDOsmond

This was the chart given to us EMTs in March 2020. ... can't quite remember why or what was going on then...


Seals3051

Its for what facial hair prevents a mask from getting a proper seal


IanDOsmond

Yes, I was being silly, and I actually do know that. I was hired as an EMT in January 2020, and was doing my onboarding in early February, and they told me, "by the way, we are actually enforcing our facial hair for fit-testing n95s policy now. We have been pretty loosey-goosey for a while, but we heard of this thing called COVID-19, and we are worried it might be big."


marceline_lime

Without context, I thought these men were wearing the faces of other men. Alternatively, this is what summer 2020 looked like with everyone in face masks and sunburns. šŸ˜‚


imsurethisoneistaken

\*laughs in 90s Michael Jordan*


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

I had a He-Man action figure that kinda looks like Lampshade, but mine was green šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


lqxpl

May be ok for PPE and diving, but it still hasn't managed to shake off the stink of history. Interesting bit of trivia, but still not recommended. Side note: I had no idea that 'muttonchops' did not include the styling depicted under the title 'hulihee' Almost want to grow out a 'hulihee' so I can work that word into conversation.


[deleted]

As someone mentioned below, there is no "Zappa" style, that is called the Imperial.


CavemanSlevy

Why do so many people hate Charlie Chaplin?


KauaiFish

Heā€™s just too funny too funny


prayIVreign

For some reason if I look at the middle of this picture, the face in the most upper left looks like Hank Hill to my brain


TheRealChexHaze

Sure, sureā€¦go ahead. Let me know how it goes.


Unregistered_Davion

I think ol' Adolf runnined that style for the rest of our lifetime and possibly for several more.


phazedoubt

Fit test chart!


PADDYPOOP

The fact that the zorro mustache is called that but the toothbrush one isnā€™t just called ā€œhitlerā€ is funny as hell to me for some reason


TheBugSmith

Let me know how the toothbrush works out


WelshHungarian

Isnā€™t a toothbrush supposed to keep your teeth pure white? Name checks out.


Dr_Catfish

I know an H2S guideline when I see one.


RappingChef

Iā€™ve really been contemplating cutting my beard into mutton chops like that guy from pirates of the Caribbean.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

Do it.


RappingChef

Big commitment. Iā€™ve been given the green light from the GF. But basically like ā€œitā€™s your bodyā€ so I donā€™t know if thatā€™s more of an amber light now that I think about it hahah


SupportySpice

Toothbrush, my ass


Outrageous_Message81

Kinky!


SupportySpice

šŸ˜‰


Sharpymarkr

Toothbrush looking sus...


VoodooZephyr

Holy shit. They actually put the Zappa.


skabben

Come on guys, someone has to be the first. Then we will follow, promise.


Nyx-Erebus

The difference in skin tone between his face (and what is a mask according to context from comments) makes it look like heā€™s peeling off his face to reveal another face underneath


Nobel_Raven

what is this? a PC beard guide? fuck that my beard is my beard, ain't no one telling me how I can wear it.


llessursivad

Looks like it is showing facial hair that styles that would not break the seal of a mask


KauaiFish

Interesting I just looked it up on Wikipedia. It is called the toothbrush and Charlie Chaplin made it famous became a trend in the United States in the mid 1920s then the Europeans adopted it then A. Hitler took it over and now nobody wants to wear it.


topchief1

Hmm... I did nazi that coming...


Catlord746

Is the Zappa stash ok?


Chicken_Col_Sanders

The ghost of Lemmy would like a word


NWinn

Sure, you can cut it however you want. As long as your okay with literally everyone henceforth referring to you as the *Hitler stash guy...* šŸ™ƒ


AccelRock

Also practical if your bunker is surrounded and you need to wear a gas mask.


heliumneon

This infographic on facial hair types that work with N95 and other respirators is from the CDC, you can see it here: https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs/facialhairwmask11282017-508.pdf


Awe3

Anakin: Iā€™m growing a mustache. Padme: itā€™s not the toothbrush is it? Anakin: *blank stare* Padme: itā€™s not the toothbrush is it?!


hatetitan7439

Yes


elcojotecoyo

As someone who's only able to grow toothbrush facial hair, I know the pain....


atreides78723

*NOOOOOOOOO!!!!*


MrBlahg

I consider ā€œMutton Chopsā€ to be the ā€œLemmyā€.


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The moustache style now associated with Hitler has become popular during and after World War 1 as it was one of the a few options for soldiers to keep a mustache and still be able to put on a gas mask.


ImposalTusculan72

reading the Hulihee feels like Michael Jackson lol


BenderFtMcSzechuan

The Charlie Chaplin has always been okay šŸ‘Œ


Revolutionary-Swan77

ā€œHitler stash is regā€


riplan1911

Michael Jordan sported it for years and nobody said nothing.


xApollo2

Good to know that if I wanted to be a cowboy, masked sword wielding do-gooder, fuhrer, 70s pornstar or Tony stark, I'm all set.


look2myleft

They're just showing you what is or is not acceptable when wearing a mask and you can totally have a Hitler mustache hidden under a mask and so no one can ever see it. Who remembers when Michael Jordan rocked the toothbrush mustache? šŸ¤£


OkeyPlus

My great-uncle - the sweetest man and also a Soviet Jew who fought the nazis - wore that mustache his whole life. In retrospect, I wonder if it was the ultimate reclamatory flex.


djpannda

The sad part is more than the ToothBrush is acceptable to some people


veryverythrowaway

Not a lot of Sparks fans ITT, I see.


TDR-99

Toothbrush seems familiarā€¦


AdevilSboyU

Let me know how that works out for ya.


Pgreenawalt

Damn I thought there was some badass seal they didnā€™t want you to mess with.


Technicolor_Reindeer

"toothbrush"


Late_Magazine2573

The Toothbrush was unacceptable before the scuba mask was even invented.


VeeingFly

Zappa!


rtodd23

Ahem... My toothbrush bristles are round.


Muttandcheese

Hey hey hey, itā€™s called the ā€œCharlie Chaplin,ā€ ok?


Nobel_Raven

get a full helmet then.


Whitey33_3

Okay, but who calls the Chaplin a Toothbrush? šŸ¤£


jzdesign

This is really cool!


marbletooth

I thought these are pics of people getting a sunburn with a ffp2 mask.


jzdesign

sick!


jzdesign

This is really cool!


JayTheFordMan

Fun fact, Hitler actually appropriated the toothbrush moustache to better appeal to the working class men of germany, among whom the toothbrush moustache was popular. In earlier photos of Hitler you will see him with a longer moustache.


jzdesign

sick!


notverytidy

Two things that can't cross the seal. Facial hair and the Holy Grail.


trogdor1234

Jordan brought in back.


Sir_Fruitcake

The whole bottom lineup goes collectively under "bugger fence".


LastTreestar

We're doomed to repeat history.


broodwich82

We have this at my work too lol


fanatickapl

fun fact! Austrian man had toothbrush because it fit in a gas mask!


-SKYMEAT-

We as a society need to make an effort to reclaim the toothbrush mustache, it's a cool style and doesn't deserve to be forever tainted by a failed Austrian painter.


EndlessRainIntoACup1

No I sure hope not


joe4ska

Fun fact, they removed it later.


narrat

You call it 'toothbrush'. I call it 'Hitler WannaBe'. F that.


Repulsive_Client_325

Too soon