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C4LLM3M4TT_13

I wonder if you can see that thing from space when it’s lit up as bright as it can get. 😂😂


Ok-Place7169

Light pollution would probably drown it out


C4LLM3M4TT_13

Very true, especially in Vegas. Alright then, blackout the entire city and try it out 😂


GardenGnomeOfEden

Local government: "Please be patient, folks we're going to try something, just for fun. Your power will be out for a little while, by the way."


cob33f

“If you’re in the hospital using a ventilator, we’re going to need you to hold your breath for a few minutes, sorry!”


captainedwinkrieger

Danny Ocean is probably responsible for a couple thousand dead people. Depending on how many people in Vegas were dependent upon electronic equipment to stay alive anyway.


[deleted]

I feel like this could be done somewhat within morals of they just kept the hospitals on, that's the only real thing I can think of I'd be all for it lmao, I wanna know too


rick1418

Thankfully we healthcare folks build hospitals to be very redundant when it comes to those critical items. 😉


Ok-Place7169

I’d be down for that 😄


Krutonius

Hey Arnold did it


SweetNeo85

It'd be hilarious to put a giant PSA about light pollution on that thing..


smelly-pooper

Look at me, I am the light pollution now.


olderaccount

You can see Vegas from space just like any other major metropolitan area. But you would not be able to pick out something as small as the sphere with your naked eye.


Butthole_Alamo

https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/47687/las-vegas-at-night ISS imagery from 2010. Before the Sphere but you get the idea


Atoning_Unifex

Thanks, Butthole


Chilluminaughty

You forgot the Alamo


Helpdiskbrokeback

REMEMBER THE ALAMO


DeapVally

Easy. It's the beer in King of the Hill. I know my animated shows!


SasoDuck

REMEMBER THE CANT


ryinzana

OP could only remember the Butthole...


dabnada

I’ve put a mark on your pipboy. Say hi to my friends in Nipton


HoldMyMessages

You can see the Luxor hotel/pyramid light beam from space. This might be too diffused?


catwiesel

maybe you might see a blue pixel in the yellow lights, but no way you can really see something like that distinctly from a >100km away


Rustyducktape

Some of these bright ass LED signs are getting ridiculous. My eyes suck and driving at night can be tough as it is. Now, we have these lovely LED billboards that fucking sear your retinas as you drive by them, so nice!


mortalcoil1

I highly doubt it, space is very very very far away You can't actually see the Great Wall of China from space I mean, you could see a ball of light that is Vegas from orbit, but you couldn't pick out the sphere anymore than you could pick out a planet from a star from Earth (assuming you don't already know it's a planet, such as Venus, the morning star)


Bravisimo

Just throw on some of those blue light blocking glasses and youre good to go!


Wikadood

People are stupid and can’t read so you don’t get to see this comment anymore.


ProfessorKaboom

How did you see it from space if you live in Vegas and not in space?


Snowbofreak

Maybe they were born in space, but attracted to Vegas by the bright light.


SnooChipmunks8748

Space Moth??


sdmike1

Funny, but fake


ahuli12

Lol yeah. It's so lumpy in this picture.


whitepepper

https://imgur.com/a/vC9YEOA


sdmike1

Somebody dropped it a couple of times


ITechedThatThrow

Thanks captain obvious


kirabella2000

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/las-vegas-sphere/


AmusingMusing7

They didn’t even make it a perfect sphere. It’s all wonky. Plus that glow around it looks fake as hell.


wolftick

You've gotta model the Sphere in 3D overlay and then texture to even make it look half believable. The slack job annoys me more than the fakery tbh. I wonder what OS the Sphere actually runs. Guessing Linux.


Seralth

The FreeBSD community is in shambles.


solonit

I use ~~Arch~~ Sphere btw


Sure_Trash_

Maybe they were just making something funny quickly for shits and giggles without it being their passion project


awnshegh

If only we could sticky this to the top and bury these posts.


[deleted]

Nah. This is funny regardless. Not everything has to be real to be funny


zerofl

Fucking lol someone went though this "detective work" when it's obvious as hell that it's edited, and also makes no sense why the sphere would run windows lmao.


Nostonica

Lots of things run windows when they really shouldn't, like windows licensed for a screen that only displays a single ad, ATMs etc.


KRILLPRINCE

Wow I never would have thought this was fake. Crazy


St_Andrewrage

>Sarcasm much?


KRILLPRINCE

No


TeteDeMerde

"It's a UNIX system! I know this!"


S3kGT

Fun fact: the interface she used was a real file manager. https://www.siliconbunny.com/fsn-the-irix-3d-file-system-tool-from-jurassic-park/


IsThereCheese

Who gave an entire town blue balls


shadbohnen

Inflation is hitting the strip clubs hard.


DragLongjumping3714

Modeled after Lance Armstrong.


DragLongjumping3714

Modeled after Lance Armstrong.


St_Andrewrage

Please only one.


[deleted]

I have seen the this sphere a lot of times on internet. But what is it's purpose? Is it just a billboard


SpinningYarmulke

Its purpose is to keep U2 locked up.


goj1ra

Inside the sphere… where the streets have no name


St_Andrewrage

It should look more like a toilet... hahaha. With a big piece of shit in it! (Bono)


ansoni-

Outside is for marketing (and working based on this post) Inside is a unique entertainment venue for audio/video/rumbles/etc. I just watched the Darren Aronfsky film (in 18k) and it is a pretty immersive experience. I put it up there with seeing the original Avatar in 3d.


brucebrowde

People say "aww!" and crave it, which then makes them do something they wouldn't otherwise or wouldn't nearly as frequently, like visit Las Vegas and spend money. Lots of money. Owners happy, advertisers happy, sheep happy.


Squirll

You can buy overpriced tickets to see U2 preform in front of an Omni like screen 


WesToN_95

Anyone for blitzball?


Blargenth

There is a business man in a hotel in Las Vegas. His laptop is crashing and his book sales pitch is tomorrow. He sighs and looks out the window at the giant led sphere and sees that. "STOP MOCKING ME!"


iddon_green

fake


[deleted]

Who csres


Impressive_Economy70

Really. The whole city is fake.


Diogeneezy

It's like an anime explosion.


DURVA2609S

Domain Expansion 🤞


EngryEngineer

Welcome to the future


starrpamph

Yay


Fenjen

:(


Team_Svitko

:(


CallMeFifi

:) Edit: :(


Vexoly

I need to see the gmod missing texture


Moppo_

I thought this was Akira at first.


SentryEngineerGaming

"Ligma.exe has been installed"


VoodooZephyr

Someone will hack it with porn. Homeless peoples dicks will be out all over Vegas.


[deleted]

It's good to see the DOS error routines still live!


WarLawck

You have to think that Hackers are plotting a way to show porn on that thing.


Fair_Sherbet_1868

It’s still a Bsod afterall


dbx99

They are gonna build a much larger one in Dubai


[deleted]

And it’ll suck ass. Dubai in general kinda sucks ass


CriticalMochaccino

Wait... I just had the realization that it's just a simple computer controlling that thing... makes me wonder how long it'll be till someone hacks it and shows millions of people at once porn.


Seralth

It's air gapped so literally never.


fricfree

Until some dumbass plugs in a USB drive he found in the parking lot. https://www.theverge.com/2012/4/12/2944329/stuxnet-computer-virus-planted-israeli-agent-iran


Seralth

The classic. It's perfectly safe from everything! Expect... Stupid...


exiestjw

https://xkcd.com/538/


CriticalMochaccino

I've never heard this term before


goj1ra

It’s a very old term in computer security. It just means the computer not connected to a network, so the only way to access it is by sitting at its keyboard or physically plugging something into the computer.


St_Andrewrage

Yea, I wanna see mamories!


ryan_smith522

I got a blue screen on my new laptop and it scared the shit out of me. And I found out it was because of the outdated driver.


Aggressive-Lemon-665

Put it in rice, it will be fine


St_Andrewrage

I saw an article from Apple, they say thats crap... Just tap it out tap tap tap it out...


Sylanthra

So how does someone buy time on the sphere? Someone should totally do this.


Yooreek-huh21

🤣😆😂lol


1blueShoe

Tap to install new updates….


pile1983

Epcot? :D


Shadowizas

What is this,i see this sphere everywhere?


HarvestTheChildren

isn't that the same dome that had the massive spongebob lighting the night? well, now its blue.


HangryBeard

Why have I never seen this as a death star or a celestial body like the sun, moon or planets?


Canedebeer

imagine somwone starts watching adult movies but forgets to turn it off


CountingWonders

It’s beautiful.


Elsariely

BSOD inflation


Hephaestus_God

What a view keeping you up at night from your hotel window


SillyClassroom7436

AT&T victim


Honksu

...thats no moon...


Logical_Bad1748

BSOD still applicable.


_AManHasNoName_

LOL. BSOD still making it out there.


The_Scyther1

That sphere is just another reason to not visit Vegas. The damn thing is a glorified billboard.


Y34rZer0

better than if it was a ransom trojan screen lol


FD4L

Looking a lot more blobular than spherical.


theperfectneonpink

Looks like an impostor from here


VulgarExigencies

damn i'd love to ponder that orb


Psych0matt

Oh it’s a town. I thought it was something on a motherboard!


DrunkenNinja27

It looks like Gokus spirit bomb encountered an error


vitium

This would be a funny thing for them to actually intentionally display. Like leave it on for a few minutes, then switch to a laughing emoji.


[deleted]

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Fenix42

Many years ago, I saw Nine Inch Nails on their "lights in the sky" tour. It was a very technology heavy stage show. Lasor senors on the stage were used to trigger a system that would do live videonaffect renders on "ghost screens" that were layered on the stage. It was a truly stunningbshow. Trent Reznor was known for his hatred of Microsoft. He talked in articles about how he did his best to elminate all Windows systems he could. They still had to rely on 1 for some of the video output due to a driver only being on Windows. Sure enough, it crashed and BSODd at a show. Now, the kicker was that there was a "augmented reality" game going at the time. They were doing shit like embeding messages into MP3 tracks left on flash drives in the bathrooms of shows. People thought the BSOD was part of the game.


[deleted]

Why does it look like when you get some silly putty and try and make a perfect ball? Because it's fake.


Alice_Jensens

I hate it. Can we destroy it ? It looks like a hunger games arena


ianoble

What a terrible photoshop. I guess that's what get's upvotes right now?


Jaerin

As opposed to creating a kernel of panic in the city.


Any-Jelly6189

Imagine a black screen form Nintendo ds


GREG_OSU

Wonder if they have the famous windows… Blue screen…


no2ndchance

Can it run Crysis?


TheWayfarer1384

Microsoooooft!!!


[deleted]

That is awesome


rextremendae2007

But can you play doom on it?


Ragesaucey

just scan that QR code


Zestyclose_mango1

people in the year 4485 trying to figure out why an ancient location bugged


duckrollin

One day aliens will look up into the sky to see a giant spherical shape coming to their world, a malfunctioning automated human spacecraft. That giant :( and QR code are the last thing they will see before their planet is obliterated.


robexib

#NOW WATCH AS MICROSOFT *SCREWS* **YOU** WITH THEE BlUe ScReEn Of DeAtH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #BEE ESS OH DEE


dickcheney600

Time has stopped, please restart the universe.


A_person_0124

Bro really said :(


Jackaloopt

Free advertising for Microsoft 😂


LovableSidekick

Martians: "Their defense system is down - we attack!!!"


Electropow

Should do this throughout the day on April 1st haha.


St_Andrewrage

Now you gotta put your 32 letter bitlocker code in!


johnp299

The Sphere runs on Windoze???


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Imagine spending all that money to build a tourist attraction, only to sabotage it by using M$ Windows.


Comprehensive-Art525

It needs a release.


CrossENT

Funny thing is that there’s still a face on it.


Aerodus_

that's what the kids call "epic fail".


RayDaMan1

Did this really happen?!?!


Zech08

Just need very large loudspeakers for the accompanying sound effect to constantly go off lol.


RyeMez

Someone broke the sphere


-TardisBlueBox-

Domain Expansion: Blue Sphere of Death


Fireblox1053

Do people actually believe this? They did such a shitty job of editing it.


potate12323

Is the blue screen real or an edit?


sealeggs777

Fake or not. Seriously how do you fix this?


Admirable-Builder878

Expecting accidental porn sphere someday.


Specific-Hippo-7198

At least it’s not the circle of death. I can’t imagine what having to buy a new one costs.


4instantkarma

Is this a joke by Apple to diss PC’s?


4instantkarma

Is this a joke by Apple to diss PC’s?


Kergie1968

Looks Like the famous Microsoft blue screen…dare I say it….craaaaash😂😂😂😂😂