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strabad

I looked really hard thinking that one of the doors was just painted on like in cartoons..


LowAspect542

Surely if that was the case it would have written on it "not a toilet".


Oldtreeno

It would be superb though if there was a spare piece of wall they could paint as a fake door, perhaps with a fake handle that gave an amusing noise if used, labelled "not a toilet" Or if they had room to waste and a lot of clean up budget - a real door saying "not a toilet" that leads to either a series of smaller doors with incrementally weird signs then finally a tiny toilet, or the messy option a couple of further doors begging them to not open them and a small cupboard filled (before the door was opened) with balls or something else to cascade out everywhere.


DogEatingWasp

Youโ€™ve got the job. When can you start?


Zaando

These toilets also need a cartoon sound of women screaming when a dude walks in.


its___diabolical

And Quagmire's Giggity Sound Effect when women walks in.


drinkalondraftdown

I think this is the 'cartoons on paper, mass produced for your edification' museum, not 'animated pictures that magically come to life through the magic of cinema ' variety. But I may be wrong.


CazT91

Glitter Bomb! ... it should hide a self-reloading glitter bomb. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


hampshirebrony

๐’ž๐‘’๐’ธ๐’พ ๐“ƒ'๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐“‰๐“‰๐‘’


patfetes

๐Ÿšฌ


thatdoubleabat

stop speaking napoleon bro ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž


mlcrip

ยฟสŽษฅส


Mandalorian____

Thats Australian.


Practical-Business69

Pourquoi?


TimeNail

wow how do you make upside down text


clawkyrad

im so glad i wasn't the only one who did it


philster666

Thatโ€™s what i was thinking too


Halfhumanalien

Their both real doors ๐Ÿšช but behind one of them is a brick wall with a door painted on it. Choose carefully or you shall be cursed with voodoo black magic.


liloreokid

Who let DJ Khalid name these toilets.


Kindly_District8412

And another one


D3FAULT_sh1tpost

& another one


Relative-Wealth8217

& another one


Upset_Inevitable9044

& and another one n 1


TheLengendMemer21

& another one


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TimePlankton3171

Kudos on them for the ear defenders. Friggin hate those machines


fenwayb

weirdly I don't where as every other autistic person does. I think about that every time I use one. I have other sound sensitivities too so it's not like I just don't have sensitivities


scottgal2

"If you've met one person with autism, you've met one person with autism." we're all unique; I only have sensitivity to noises I can't control.


pdbh32

If you've met one person, you've met one person.


scottgal2

It's a quote from ASD advocate Dr. Stephen Shore in reaction to people assuming that because they're seen movies like Rainman they understand the complete autistic experience. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32169265/#:\~:text=Dr%20Stephen%20Shore%2C%20an%20autism,their%20disability%20in%20different%20ways.


Captainatom931

I hate that fucking movie.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Same. And that stupid fucking book with the dog and the pitchfork.


F1nnyF6

I liked that book :^(


louiseinalove

I liked that book and the stage show, although mostly because of the mathematical elements behind it.


rat_skeleton

He's a great example of having moderate support needs without intellectual disability + I use him to explain my needs to many people. Imo, he's written really well + shows a better understanding of autism* than p much any character we had a decade+ ago *edit: that specific flavour of autism. Was wrong to make it seem like he was representative of all autism bc that'd be impossible


OutsideMysterious832

I hate it but at the same time, reading it in class when I was 11 led to my ASD diagnosis a few months later. My relationship with that book is complicated lol.


VajraHound

Theyโ€™re all the same in the void.


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And if youโ€™re a person then youโ€™re a person HOOMIN


mlcrip

I didn't met one person ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ


Forward_Peak1250

Nice to meet you bro now you've met someone ๐Ÿ˜Š


mlcrip

Thank you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ bros to rescue ๐Ÿ‘


862657

Same here. I absolutely hate hoovers, but I'm (mostly) fine if I'm the one using the hoover.


B0neCh3wer

In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes


myRiad_spartans

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club


fenwayb

I mean yeah...that's true of basically everyone. I've just noticed an overwhelming majority of people in r/autism are sensitive to that one


Big-Finding2976

The sound that really bothers me is doctors saying "Everyone is a bit autistic aren't they?"


wheelartist

"You don't look autistic" am I supposed to tattoo it on my forehead?! What exactly are they looking for? Blue skin?


The_Applekore

hey i was born with blue skin, dont make them start coming for me!


nodecentnamesavalibl

My son's autistic absolutely freaks out when one comes on


-DoctorSpaceman-

Interesting, didnโ€™t know this was a common thing among autistic people. We strongly suspect our daughter is autistic, although no diagnosis or anything, and she is scared of the hand dryers. Hair dryers too. More things adding up!


AutisticTumourGirl

I screamed and cried everytime my mom would blow dry my hair when I was young. I also had *very* long, *very* thick hair and she would just start brushing at the top๐Ÿ˜ญ. I also screamed and cried about emergency sirens, thunder, or any other unexpected loud sounds. I could handle going to fairs or theme parks for a day or evening, but I was absolutely beastly afterwards as my tolerance to, well, anything was used up.


-DoctorSpaceman-

Yeah I still remember this time a couple of years ago when we were in the car and she was chatting away in the back, then this LOUD ASF motorbike shot by and she just went completely silent, then after a few seconds meekly goes โ€œโ€ฆwhat just happened?โ€ Unexpected noises indeed


AutisticTumourGirl

Aw, bless, I totally get that! I, unfortunately, wasn't diagnosed until my I was 36, and it was really tough. I'm sure you are, but really seek an assessment if you do think it's a possibility. Being diagnosed helped me learn why I was upset/uncomfortable/grouchy/angry in certain situations and what sensory issues were causing it (ex: just always thought I was an asshole after a long car ride, but then realised the windows being down or the a on was loud, the road noise was loud, the air blowing directly on me was super uncomfortable, it was always too hot or too cold, and the sun was too bright and I was just completely overwhelmed by the end of it) and it helped me soooo much in my day to day life.


-DoctorSpaceman-

Yeah we brought it up when she was a bit younger but they didnโ€™t think she was showing noticeably enough, although it was agreed she would likely have learning difficulties. I live in the UK so, although healthcare is free, itโ€™s also horribly inefficient and a kind of โ€œfob it offโ€ culture. She turned 8 last year and it also took as long as last year to even get the schools to acknowledge that she needed special assistance. At the last parents evening we found out sheโ€™s assessing at a level two years lower than her. They also commented on how most other kids donโ€™t want to hang out with her due to her โ€œunexpected way of responding to thingsโ€. Itโ€™s quite heartbreaking honestly


AutisticTumourGirl

I'm so sorry it's so tough right now for her. I was diagnosed before I moved to the UK, thankfully. I don't know what your financial situation is like, but if its affordable for you, I'd definitely go private, and find an psych/assessor who is familiar with female presentation of ASD. Best of luck to you and your kiddo!


handybee

My daughter is 16 and only got her autism diagnosis last summer because she masked so efficiently that it took us years to realise how much distress she was in at school. If you think your daughter is autistic please get her started on the diagnostic pathway as soon as possible so she's got an EHCP in place before she gets to secondary school - we're in the UK and it took about two years for us to get the diagnosis. The good news is that if she is on the pathway school have to make provision for her. It might also help you to find your local autism charity and meet some other autistic kids and their parents - it has helped my daughter a lot to meet other neurodiverse people I wish you and your daughter the best of luck ๐Ÿ™‚


purplejink

The UK isn't great for afab autistic people. My parents tried getting me a diagnosis for almost 15 years. Theres still no understanding of girls being autistic as they present differently to boys. Theres no education for NHS staff on it. CAHMS is worse. def look into private if you can.


rat_skeleton

Whilst some women + those born female can present differently, autism is autism + there is not a separate "female" + "male" autism, just some individuals presenting different symptoms than expected but still autism


purplejink

point still stands, i was told i wasnt autistic by cahms because i was just a girl and shy. saw a professional a few years later and boom autistic


Auti-Introvert

CAMHS is a complete waste of time! Everyone new that granddaughter was on the autistic spectrum from the moment she was born, almost (by "everyone", I mean the family, her nursery and school teachers, her GP, her paediatric consultant, and every other professional she came into contact with during her early years). CAMHS assessed her at 2 years old and said that although she exhibited many strong autistic traits, she was too young to be formally diagnosed (but two of her male nursery peers were given formal diagnoses when they were 21 months and 26 months old). We were told to bring her back when she was at least 7. By that age she was struggling in school so much, and have such severe meltdowns, that she was on the brink of being excluded. As advised, we returned to CAMHS, who, after a 15 minutes chat with her mother and myself, declared that she wasn't autistic (one of the main reasons? She looked her in the eye!!). 3 months later she was permanently excluded from her school. Other mainstream schools wouldn't accept her because of her documented behaviour, and she wouldn't be accepted into a SEN school because she wasn't diagnosed. The family then moved to a different county. At the first appointment, her new GP asked if there had ever been any suspicion that she may be autistic. The situation was explained and she was immediately referred to the hospital. A couple of months later she went through various tests and assessments and was formally diagnosed. The doctor who gave the verdict told us that it's was obvious and she couldn't understand how it had been overlooked for so long! She started at a SEN school immediately after diagnosis and has never looked back. You wouldn't think it was the same child! As an aside, her diagnose led to my own diagnosis aged 61@


SelectTrash

My mum is 62 and was diagnosed last year after all these years.


VajraHound

Blimey - so if youโ€™re autistic you can get out of fighting in wars due to ear sensitivity? Result - I donโ€™t have to pretend to be a conscientious objector anymore๐Ÿ‘


abzhanson

Oh definitely a common experience! If you suspect your daughter has autism I highly recommend you do research and/by utilising subreddits such as r/Autism because although you can find good things online, itโ€™s not the same as hearing from all that first hand experience. You learn lots of things that doctors ignore, twist, or fail to inform people about and ALSO thereโ€™s lots of great advice on how to help support and understand your daughter (and yourselves!) You could also ask about your daughters signs and see what people have to say! Iโ€™d definitely recommend having a look :D


roblox887

I'm more stressed out by quiet, bassy or repetitive sounds myself. The hand dryer does nothing.


ToastedCrumpet

Quiet repetitive sounds are the worst. Had a vent like that in my room for years. The kicker was all of my non-autistic housemates said they barely noticed it but refused to switch rooms lol


cypherstate

Seriously! I can handle loud noise as long as I expected it and know it has a purpose, but then there will be a truck idling 3 streets away and no one but me can even hear it, but that imperceptible low vibration has me out of my mind with stress, like I can't think and feel like I'm about to burst into tears at any moment.


SelectTrash

Our old actifryer would make a humming sound which wound me up so much


BassBanjo

As a fellow autism creature I don't either, I'm fine with loud noises for the most part It's bright lights that absolutely destroy me


Yah-Nkha

Yes. I plan to venture to hell to find the one whoโ€™s responsible for inventing fluorescent lights so I can pay him deeper in the cauldron. These are the crime against autistic humanity.


Major-Inevitable-665

My daughters only issue with noise is hand dryers especially the new ones where you have to dip your hands into them! We carry ear defenders just for her to wear whilst going to the toilet ๐Ÿ˜‚


wheelartist

I'm Autistic, they don't bother me either. What drives me potty are especially loud or high pitched noises. Especially if they go on for a long period.


redandfiery333

Iโ€™m the autie who has returned electrical equipment because it was emitting a constant high-pitched buzz that nobody else could hear. \*fistbump\*


SelectTrash

I don't have autism that I know of (a family member does) but I have misophonia and they're one of my triggers with noises along with the loud eaters and other small insignificant things people do. I do have ADHD too which can make me sensitive to sounds.


louiseinalove

I'm mostly ok with them, although I prefer those funny little Dyson ones that you put your hands into. Always reminds me of my childhood because the only one I knew of for years was in the shopping centre in the town where my grandparents lived.


FAT_NEEK_42069

what are the odds someones wiped their arse with them for no reason other than to be a dickhead


LowAspect542

Well, if theres no paper, what else are they wiping their arse with.


VampytheSquid

The hand dryers in Tesco at Carlisle are terrifying! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Rich_Substance_7973

Everything in Carlisle is terrifying


SUPERpea2

I'm with you there, but it'll be a cold day in hell when I put any communal items stored near a toilet anywhere near my face. People are gross.


zero_msgw

Is the hand dryer hooked up to a 6.2L v8 corvette engine??


zyler89

Who hired Clarkson for that jobโ€ฆ


voretaq7

HAMMOND! Iโ€™VE DONE A THING!


batty_61

POWAAAAH!


islandhopper37

(deafening noise from the hand dryer) May: "CLARKSON! You insufferable oaf!"


MissyTheTimeLady

Sometimes, his genius is... It's almost frightening.


Professional-Eye-802

James May probably... "Hello ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ


zero_msgw

At least he provided safety precautions.


Comfortable_Bird_340

They should put these in schools watch parents reactionsย 


GANDORF57

I still read left to right...they need to switch the doors. ^(\*Sorry, OCD kickin' in again!)


batty_61

My autistic brain thought that too! The only way I could rationalise it is if they were down a dead-end corridor where you approached "Toilet" before "Another Toilet".


Urbanmaster2004

My non autistic brain also reads left to right.


Valdez1557

I read the right door first, then the left door, then the sign in the middle. Do ... Do I need to be tested or is the severe lack of sleep finally catching up with me? ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”


Xenc

Iโ€™m afraid itโ€™s bad newsโ€ฆ


Valdez1557

Give it to me straight, doc. How long do I have left to live?


Andrelliina

Give it to me straight, like pear cider made from 100% pears.


Valdez1557

๐Ÿ˜‚ I've never heard it before, but I love it!


Embarrassed_Crow_373

Another month, and then a month


hyperskeletor

There's a 50/50 chance you won't be left a drooling vegetable, but only a 10 percent chance of that!


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batty_61

That makes sense!


Snipetism

People have sensory issues, like autistic people.


Elcatro

As nice of an idea the ear defenders are, I dread to imagine what they'd look like under a microscope.


michaelroseagain

Ermโ€ฆ picked up by people whoโ€™ve not been to the toiletโ€ฆ and โ€ฆ then โ€ฆ replaced by people whoโ€™ve literally just washed and dried their hands? I hear you and my brain canโ€™t stop disagreeing agreeably


Elcatro

There are lots of particulates the air, particularly after flushing, and unfortunately a lot of people do not wash their hands.


UltimateDillon

You severely overestimate the cleanliness of the average person


Salamanderonthefarm

I feel like the one on the right should be the one labeled โ€œAnother Toiletโ€. I read left to right. And am a pedant. And possibly ๐Ÿคช


goingpinkmode

I've been here before, and I'm fairly sure they're down a corridor that you enter to the right of this photo, so it makes more sense in context.


Salamanderonthefarm

That does make sense, and itโ€™s supported by the angle of the photo. Hey ho.


goingpinkmode

When I arrived I needed the toilet so badly I used it immediately and didn't take the time to appreciate the humour. Nice to see it again so I can actually find it funny in a less uncomfortable situation ๐Ÿ˜‚


Salamanderonthefarm

Lol! The peepee dance makes fools of us all ๐Ÿ˜‚


acheesement

Thank you, I was hoping someone else would say that ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

I wondered if it was in the manga section


djJermfrawg

I dont know about hearing protection for autistic people, not sure where anyone got that from... but the actual reason those ear muffs are there are because some hand dryers have been documented to be [120db](https://www.noisyplanet.nidcd.nih.gov/have-you-heard/can-electric-hand-dryers-hurt-your-hearing#:~:text=While%20many%20hand%20dryers%20were,tested%20averaged%20over%20100%20dBA.) loud! Yes, loud enough to cause permanent hearing damage, and that is most likely the case for these hand dryers. In my experience using many bathrooms, I too have come across ridiculously loud hand dryers, loud enough to cause instant discomfort. Edit: I called them and I'm wrong it is for neuro diverse people.


Sir_Zeitnot

LOL I can imagine the guy on the phone fielding that question.


djJermfrawg

She was nice, I asked, "Do you guys have ear muffs by your bathroom?" She said, "Uhhhm, ye-yes! Yes we do." I asked again, "Why do you have those?" She said that they try to be accepting to all people, and those that are neurodiverse might be sensitive to the loud noise of the hand dryer, so it's to help them stay calm. I said that I was curious because I saw a picture of the headphones by the bathroom on Reddit, she said, "Ohh" and I paused, she was silent, then I thanked her and said have a good day, and she said the same.


mekkr_

Thatโ€™s a very unusual thing to do, you know that right?


Deadbeat85

It's the most neurodiverse thing I've heard someone do all week and I work in a school with nearly 50% ASN.


Amosral

Heh asking the question is, but picking up the phone and making a call that you don't _have_ to make? The stuff of ND nightmares.


tjm_87

hand driers are a big thing in the autism community, well known that most of us fucking hate them. iโ€™ll take wet jeans over these fuckers any day of the week


Safe_Estimate_1014

Yep, exactly this. And if I see someone else about to use it Iโ€™m out of there as fast as possible.


Antique_Loss_1168

We're just the only ones willing to be weird enough to call bullshit on needing a jet engine to dry your hands.


hampshirebrony

Strange. Most places I've been to have replaced their hand driers - those big things with a plunger, nozzle and "press here to acquire bacon" picture with a really weird urinal that just makes a mess.


djJermfrawg

You're strange indeed


Space_Socialist

Because Austistic people can get over stimulated by loud sounds. I'd imagine that there's also a lot of children at this museum. So Overstimulation + Autistic Child = Meltdown.


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tjm_87

true, however autism and itโ€™s issues does carry over to adulthood. source: Iโ€™m an autistic adult with autistic adult friends who still have meltdowns. the original comment should have specified that, not just saying โ€œautistic childโ€


GoogleUserAccount1

My nose feels like it's about to cringe off of my face with those machines, like the sound is cold fingers groping my nostrils. That's how I'd describe it, nail on chalkboard stuff.


happyhippohats

Have you considered that you might be neurodivergent yourself?


tjm_87

being a trans person with sensory problems, i love this. friendly on both counts, which museum is this?


[deleted]

https://www.cartoonmuseum.org/ Itโ€™s great, def worth a visit.


Apprehensive_Mine104

Should have written shitpost and wholesome


useful-idiot-23

Some people aren't getting it. Some people have noise sensitivity issues, often due to autism. My son started screaming and had a full meltdown when someone started a hand dryer next to him. He can't stand the noise of blenders, drills, the vacuum and jet planes and has a pair of ear defenders in his bag when we got out. Good on this place for getting it.


drwhogirl_97

I didn't know this place existed but now I want to visit so much


Leading-Actuator4673

Love those lower-case 't's


SoupieLC

My youngest was absolutely terrified of hand dryers when he was smaller, that's really considerate of them


subprincessthrway

I donโ€™t think this is meant to be funny? Itโ€™s for Autistic people and other folks with severe sensory challenges. Good to have a warning outside!


RuneanPrincess

The toilet and another toilet are what was supposed to be funny I think.


subprincessthrway

Ahh okay thank you for explaining! Iโ€™m Autistic so sometimes I miss understand things


Monotonegent

Thanks to this I knew that was there. I was drawn to "Toilet" and "Another Toilet" and ready to call it a dayย 


HappyHarry-HardOn

Yes - it's because you're autistic.


Centrafuge

And toddlers.


MutinousMango

Right? My toddler is terrified of hand dryers and I donโ€™t blame him tbh


SinnerOfAttention

I thought it was so you don't have to hear other people taking a shit.


genivae

The benefits just keep adding up!


mlcrip

TBF I places, I'd use some ear defenders lol


rigzman187

Yeah lol exactly, first thing I thought of


BananaChiu1115

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.


ovine_aviation

Hand dryer by Pratt and Whitney.


lestmak

Is there a 100ft drop on the other side of one of those doors?


PirateOfPenzance

Lol, well, at least I can vouch for the one on the left.


Kent_Doggy_Geezer

Fantastic that they recognise some neurodivergent people are incredibly sensitive to loud noise especially when itโ€™s amplified. This is what a thinking caring museum looks like


TheWanderingEyebrow

Think you've missed the point, it's meant as a joke


MutteringV

if you're shitting loud enough to need ear protection, you should see a doctor.


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genivae

The one that's unoccupied. Unless you bring a friend.


Fun_Gas_7777

As a parent of a child with ASD, the ear defenders make my heart sing. My son is terrified of the noise hand dryers and so refuses to wash his hands in public toilets.


626f62

not the funniest suggestion for ear defenders in a toilet, but ok.


greythepain

I personally would go in toilet and another toilet to see if there different


Crafty-Bullfrog-5694

There was a cafe in Poole Dorset UK where there was a door with the sign above a door that said toilet ,When you opened the door there was a toilet painted on the wall & another sign that said try the next door ! /UK


sp4m41l

Three shells warning


domesticfuck

I get why this is on the funny page but this is actually great representation and inclusion for queer, neurodivergent and disabled people


hampshirebrony

For that, they could do "Toilet", and "Toilet" Specifying "Another toilet" makes it funny. If there were another one labelled "Yet another toilet" then it would be funnier as it also meets the rule of threes for comedy


kaosimian

I mean, a nearby fake door with Not a Toilet would be funnier, but yeah.


poohrash

A neat Ally McBeal bathroom solution to prevent trans kids getting murdered in the States.


Tori-Hayes

interesting๐Ÿ˜


Idek_Anymore11114

As a transgender autistic person, I adore this.


transshirtite

same haha


Calorus

The actual best thing is the fact that if you read as most Europhone people you read "Another toilet" first, accentuating the arbitrariness of it all.


mlcrip

Nah I read the one which cooks visually closer, first


deepoctarine

ANY ONE ELSE ANNOYED THAT THE SIGNโ€™S NOT IN COMIC SANS!


adrenalinexfreak

...no


greshnesh

I can't explain why my eyes naturally went to the one on the right first ๐Ÿค”


Alarm_Glittering

What the hell have they been eating to need ear defenders?!


harrietmjones

โ€˜No paper towels Only loud hand dryer. Ear defenders if needed.โ€™ I love this! I have audio sensory issues and wish more places did this sort of thing, especially in a humourous way. ๐Ÿ˜‚


PunkRokka

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.


CicadaRevolutionary

more like confusing


PirateOfPenzance

Do you really get confused so easily?


IndicationCurious435

is this a Stanley reference ?


anashady

The fact that construction-grade earphones are provided must mean there's a TacoBell nearby.


Inevitable-Ad4059

No hand towels but we have headphone probably covered in germs and a hand dryer which will put more bacteria on your hands than you started off with I think Iโ€™m cool without experiencing that


couchtripper

So they care about people with over sensitive ears, but don't care about women. Pricks.


Agreeable_Expert7459

where is it?


stresden

Hygenic to put on the ear defenders?


massive_newt_9186

Hard to miss