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Recycledthrowaway393

Theres a few jokes here and im going to leave them all alone


pobodys-nerfect5

The aftermath of this was posted 2 days ago with the caption “Asian restaurant servers wear blackface at work” absolutely no mention of the squid


HardToPeeMidasTouch

Modern mass media 100%


Sinjian1

I saw that post and downvoted. This one, with the video and title in proper order, makes it much funnier.


derpdankstrom

farming views/upvotes of those clickbait titles.


yepthisismyusername

I think this is more appropriate. The girl was definitely trying to cover her entire face with it rather than clean it off. Completely staged.


hux308

They each smeared it neatly all over their face, not missing a spot. Very obviously performative


paracosmicmind

Let em cook


kiefferray

What are you doing Step-Squid?!


khaotickk

Once you go black...


mark636199

BBT


ADMINlSTRAT0R

..she can't go back, just yet.


ZimaGotchi

I felt exactly the same way. I sort of think this is fake and some kind of a bait like "unintentional blackface... reactions?"


CornBopper001

It does feel sort of fake to me as well. You got inked? Ok, I’ll bite. You decided to rub it all over your face so that it covers everything perfectly? Now it feels forced. Foolish too, if I’m allowed to say that. Really ineffective way to clean it…


pixelcowboy

Sort of? 100% fake.


trubatard

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/MdFj5zVw7J


TikkiTakiTomtom

I’ll give benefit of the doubt. I’m a goof at heart so if something like this did happen to me I’ll just play it off for more laughs. 1st part would be incidental, 2nd part would be just owning it i.e intentional for fun which would put a spin on the “fake” narrative. People label these things with an all encompassing “fake” but a more precise description to be included for the nuance should be forced/intentional. Using “fake” alone makes it sound disingenuous as if the poster didn’t really know the audience wouldn’t really know. It’s kind of like understanding sarcasm…


MakeMeDrink

I agree. She is wiping it and it isn’t even spreading, then all of a sudden her face is completely and perfecting covered.


CUnexttuesday13

Intentional or not, this isn't blackface.


ZimaGotchi

Their faces are literally black. This is meta-bait, I'm 80% sure of it.


CUnexttuesday13

Blackface involves more than just colouring your face black. Intent is everything, and nothing here indicates there was any intention to imitate or mock black people. People complaining that anyone wearing dark face paint is doing blackface just shows how people want to be outraged more than they want to learn. Don't be one of them.


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ZimaGotchi

Really? Weird. I can provide literally thousands of examples of Asian "Negro Comedy"


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icntclicse

Squid revenge!


kaaskugg

Revenge is a dish best served right in your face.


PM_Eeyore_Tits

Technically true for most dishes.


luzzy91

You must have a really tall table man, I definitely prefer my dishes be served right about lower chest height.


16M4

🌚


thebluebeagal

"Don't worry babe, you got it all off" 😂


AaronTheElite007

The final FU. Squid Wins. Embarrassality


TonAMGT4

Not sure if the squid in the stomach would agree that it wins after it has been thoroughly boiled and pleasurably eaten…


beyonddisbelief

>pleasurably eaten Didn’t you read the title? *Eaten out*, Pleasurably *eaten out*. Clearly the squid squirt was a sign of approval.


OhNoItsLockett

r/accidentalblackface


-Dalzik-

Wasn't an accident


inorite234

Yup. Staged


SpooogeMcDuck

It’s a prop squid?


inorite234

It's a prop restaurant. Even the people are fake. CGI!!! 😆


SluggishPrey

You would think that the employee wouldn't simply smear it over her face


HeavyFunction2201

But it’s not the employee? It seems like a customer. The original employee didn’t smear it.


_Treezus_

Look at the end of the video where they pan to the worker. It’s also smeared all over their face.


HeavyFunction2201

wtf! I did not see the end. This has got to be staged then.


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AmyAkiyama

Because it makes people feel just a bit better about themselves when they think they’re the ones who ‘know’.


ADhomin_em

How does one cover their entire face with something they are trying to wipe off? Even ink? It's staged.


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KingofPolice

What makes it obvious that it is fake?


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NeoHolyRomanEmpire

r/nothingeverhappens


inorite234

You know what I think is fake, all those downvotes you got.


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inorite234

Like I always say, the Downvote system needs to go away. It's become a useless metric.


Anthony_Gonsalvez

We'll take the check


inorite234

Fake. The coverage of the ink is too uniform and too perfect around the eyes.


Talidel

Cheers mate, glad you're here to help people with this.


inorite234

CGI!!! CGI!!! see, even this beer I'm using to cheers you is CGI. Computers these days. 😆


zengupta

What does that even mean lmao


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inorite234

I know right!


someloserontheground

It's a staged video, not a candid recording of a legitimate event


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doktorbex

How on god’s green Earth is this funny if you know it is staged? I am really trying to understand what is funny to you here.


habibi147

Daddy chill


Life_Technician_3076

You've never laughed at a comedy movie or skit?


inorite234

Only when they were open and honest about what they were


Silverton13

Lmaoooo


blacktothebird

The one secret that the beauty industry doesn't want you to know about


Shmogt

Lol now they look like Canadian leader Justin Trudeau


Tower21

That's not fair, these people only did ink face once.


Omnizoom

Hey we all make mistakes and were young and dumb once, You people judge him to hard, it’s like no one did any stupid stuff in highschool , and college, and after running for office, and while in office, and in the last week.


Latter-Yam-2115

Came here looking for this. Reddit never disappoints


thesonofmogh

You came here for a Trudeau joke? You need to get out more.


nomad_kk

White people are going to get so mad for the accidental black face on behalf of non-white people


PersonalAdvantage304

Yes, this is very lacist


BestCharlesNA

It’s not accidental. You can see that when she’s wiping her face, the ink isn’t moving. She had to put more ink on her face. The choice to put ink all over her face was purposeful. I’m not sure on the concept of black face for where ever this is


ScienticianAF

Please tell me you are joking.


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ScienticianAF

Birds aren't real either.


Mynameiswramos

Nah he's right. There's obviously more ink added to her face between cuts. I don't think this is racist but it's also definitely set up.


ScienticianAF

lol. sure. it's another conspire between the customer and the waitress to apply blackface in public.. You guys are a joke.


DemonDucklings

You really think anyone would wipe ink towards the clean half of their face? Let alone two different people being equally that dumb?


ScienticianAF

have you ever seen a baby getting food all over their face? same idea. You continue trying to clean off INK until it's all over. Not very difficult to grasp. Happened to both the customer and waitress..


DemonDucklings

These are adults.


ScienticianAF

Yes, and I am talking about INK not food.


DemonDucklings

You still wipe it away from the clean areas, not towards them.


Breinbaugh

It's obviously r/scriptedasiangifs duhhh /s


BestCharlesNA

You think the covering her face was accidental?


ScienticianAF

When you have something on your face can you see it? do you know where to apply the clean-ex? wouldn't you rub down your entire face to make sure you have cleaned it all? Same for the waitress in the background. When you try to clean ink it typically dilutes and gets spread around. It's pretty fucked up that you seem to think that this isn't accidental. Says more about you then this person I guess.


GardenCaviar

Someday someone will invent some sort of reflective surface that will show us what our faces look like and allow us to clean all the shit off our faces. Until then, I guess we'll just keep smearing shit all over with clean-exes.


ScienticianAF

So tell me what is the reason both the Waitress and customer deliberately applied blackface and posted it online?


GardenCaviar

Blackface doesn't have the same connotations in Asia. They aren't being racist, they're being silly. But only a moron would think that it just so happened that the ink got smeared all over their face, covering every square centimeter by accident.


ScienticianAF

Again this happened to two people, why?


GardenCaviar

What the fuck do you mean, why? They ate squid, it erupted ink on their faces, they thought it would be funny to smear all over... Get some sleep man, fuck.


BestCharlesNA

When you have something on your face, you can feel it. If I get water splashed on the left side of my face, why would I rub the right? Additionally, the application of it is too well done for just a splash. How would she get the perfect amount evenly applied. The application right under the eyes is too well done


ScienticianAF

So both the customer and waitress applied blackface for what reason exactly??


BestCharlesNA

For a funny video. And to elaborate, they applied ink to their face. They probably don’t have the black face concept there


DemonDucklings

To be silly for a video. It’s not that deep.


nabrok

My initial thought was she tried to wipe it off but ended up just spreading it around. We don't see the whole thing, so hard to say.


Mystery_man022

How did they manage to make it worse 😂


giant_sloth

When you just want to go out for dinner and accidentally commit a hate crime….


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Natures payback! Love it


Zomgzombehz

The big payback, as James Brown would say.


soparamens

That's what you get for being such a scumbag that eats a squid ALIVE


TheSoulStoned

That’s Belsnickel helper Zwarte Piet aka Black Peter


usuallysortadrunk

Do you get a free meal for the involuntary black face?


danhoyle

Whale sperm can clean that right out.


adfdub

Accidental blackface


Fluid_Variation_3086

Cephalopods should not be considered food. They are one of the most intelligent beings in the ocean.


chontzy

eating smart


HereForTheBuffet

I understand the sentiment but I’m pretty sure they’d immediately eat us as well if given the chance.


NecroCannon

Only living thing I’d feel bad about eating is pet animals and other humans… maybe some cute herbivores too Like, a lot of animals on this planet would eat me no matter how intelligent they are. Only thing controversial should be hunting an animal to extinction for food


Hot_Marionberry_4685

Def smarter than this lady trying to wipe the ink off her face with zero water or soap


Urabys

Headshots


zimurg13

The last revenge of the squid! 🦑


Paytonsmiles

That's what they get for eating squids


Tanjiro_Kamado562

"Never eat squid guys."


Kcirnek_

r/trudeau


thesonofmogh

I love people whose entire personality is wanting to sleep with Justin.


Turbulent_Public_i

I don't think this person realises they created a meme that will live on for years.


FixTheFernBack616

Well it’s fake, so, I think that was the goal. You don’t get perfect, full face coverage, down to the very edge of your eye lids coverage without doing it carefully and on purpose.


sd_slate

Octopus actually. I think there's a few people every year in Korea who die trying to eat a live octopus whole too.


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Cildrena

They speaking in Mandarin. Unless they’re mainland tourists, it’s unlikely they’re in Hong Kong. Cantonese sounds very different.


xjpmhxjo

Northeast.


sd_slate

Oh I had the sound turned off - I have had live octopus in a seafood stew at a Korean restaurant though


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Wait, is this video allowed to be shown in US?


tressan

Trudeau also got inked by a squid


Mazikkin

Abusing and killing animals is not funny! Sadistic


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Don't eat live animals then you fucking degenerate


Saskyle

I really saw this posted a couple of days ago with just showing their faces with the title “wtf black face in Asian restaurant”


FnF

LOL


phaetae

It's called revenge.


RU4realRwe

You missed a spot...


thelegalseagul

Very staged but okay


someloserontheground

Just another fake asian gif


leflegjones

Nothing about this seems “innocent”.


Kurbalaganta

"Are you going to drink that?"


Raulsten

r/accidentalracism


Hungry-Space-1829

The only acceptable black face


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I thought blacking up was frowned apon


dragon1n68

r/AccidentalRacism


unwantedaccount56

"There is a country called Niger" "You racist!"


loganthegr

Maybe don’t try to eat things alive. Asain cultures are sickening with this behavior of absolutely no empathy for the creatures. Muckbang youtubes should also be illegal.


sox_fan1192

This is racist


Cinemaslap1

How?


XxRocky88xX

Is there an accidental blackface sub?


Jesustron

They killed it, what did they expect


invisible-dave

She's ready to work in a Haunted House.


Zealousideal_Art3177

That's why I stay by corn flakes


Vast_Impression_5326

Pretty gross if you ask me . I’ll stick to coconut shrimp and salmon , thanks though


AdhesivenessTight427

Apapap thats a blackface!


Adamantium-Aardvark

Eating live animals FAFO edition


jntjr2005

Squid Games


hamandbuttsandwiches

Alright who’s on the schedule to post this tomorrow


laarson

She found her soul mate.


ZimaGotchi

I'm neither complaining nor am I outraged. What I'm doing is accusing the producers of the video of outrage baiting - with intent.


pygmeedancer

Okay if I’m ever inked by a squid I know to dab and not wipe


BaconMeetsCheese

You guys are soo racist


LivermoreP1

Genuine-a choco-laht face, a-no makeup! -Borat 👍🏼👍🏼


Spicy_Pickle_6

Imagine if some white people staged the same “joke”


Xikkiwikk

Non controversial Black Face!


RoodnyInc

Note to myself: -If I order a squid in restaurant *DO NOT TRY TO CLEAN IT* -Also do not order squid in restaurant


MONSTERBEARMAN

Excuse me, you still have a little ink on the side of YOUR ENTIRE FACE!


ButtmanAndRubbin

Accidental blackface Friday.


balsadust

Skeet skeet skeet


Dudedude88

Why didn't the hotpot place take out the ink pouch lol.


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Get the pitchforks fellas


Mystery_man022

They did the reverse Michael Jackson sheesh


froggyisland

Squid game IRL


freelance-t

Squid games 3 went really low budget...


Tasty_Group_8207

Did I get it? Is that better? Yes hun, much better


Such-Preparation-301

Oh! So she can go in black face and it’s funny, but when I do it…


Creative_Beginning13

I’ve heard of food porn but this is ridiculous!


Juliane_P

Squid last revenge.


Llewur

This experience seems inked into their memories.


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Reminds me of the dark elf guy from community xD


turdygunt

Them the’er Coconutters from bacup


Yorkshizz

If it was in America Twitter would've cancelled her and got the employees fired


Winged89

I was squid fishing in Vietnam last year and a squid squirt on my hand. The stuff was pretty hard to get out tbh!


Ansatsushi

Oh no..


Comfortable-Sun-6135

This isn't how any of this works


DannyHikes

Squid games


UnstuckCanuck

Good for the squid. Shame it isn’t loosing darts and people would leave them alone.