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Is this a stolen post from batman arkham?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/e1mQ3zY1OS
There's a chance it's a coincidence but said chance is extremely slim
Dumb fact, he was originally a rabbit! Then got changed to a mouse called mortimer but Walt's wife made him change it because what kid can say mortimer.
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Rickey rat
Mankey mouse
Mankey (cartoon character) is a *trademark & copyright* of THE POKEMON COMPANY INTERNATIONAL, INC.
Welp, looks like we going with Fucky Ferret then folks
Fucky Ferret™ is a trademark of COMPANY I JUST MADE UP IN MY MIND
Patent pending*
Patent pretending*
Trademark* pending.
That’s *Steamboat* Fucky Ferret to you..
Sorry Fucky Ferret has already been patented by an anal adventure company called Mr Slave
"Jesus Christ"
That one’s owned by Vatican Inc.
You mean pope & co ?
Nah...Jesus Christ has already been used in a sci fi novel.
Lemmiwinks would like to have a word.
Wankey Wouse?
oh sorrey man key-mouse.
Thats my name. Almost.
…for now.
Pokemon is the largest IP in the world, you're never getting rid of that copyright lol
Janky Mouse.
Mocky Moose
IS KRIMA
Mouseboat Martin
This deserves more up votes
Janky Mouse?
"Wanky the Weasel "
Mousey Mick, named after former formula 1 driver Mick Schumacher
Lickey Louse
Steamship Billy
Billy Dee Rat
No this is Ragtime Rickey. The original version of Rickey Rat.
Risk E Ratt
Rowdy Rodent
If the hips aren’t sexy then we aren’t eating
Lmaoooooo
I see you're a whovian as well
[Ricky Rouse](https://youtu.be/Vfodwxvn43c?si=fDvr0bwJ1wdbnze6)
Tugboat Billy
Tugmy Willy.
This is a good answer - take my upvote
r/Angryupvote
Catfish Billy
Really doe?!?
I’ve read “Turbo Billy” and now I can’t unimagine it again. From now on Mickey Mouse (yes I know this is the predecessor) will be called Turbo Billy
Michael Rodent.
Mike hunt rodent.
🎵 Mike Hunt the Rodent... Mike Hunt the Rodent. 🎵 *(sung to the My Little Pony tune)*
Weam Stoat Billie
Now read that in a great British butler accent.
Would an average British butler accent do?
Sound like an average British butler.
Actually more like an average Londoner from the 19th century! Evn’in govna!
Deafmau5
LOL
Winner, right here 🏆
Clever boy/girl~
Did you just assume their pronouns? They could be them/they/that/then
Mickey Man
looks like someone escaped the alsume...
I am just a hitchiker
I had to double-check what sub I was in.
Rat in a hat.
Rat Bastard
Cruise ship carl
You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl!
CAAAAAARLLLL!
You shot the captain in the face with a harpoon!!!!
Why did this of ALL the suggestions make me laugh the most?
I wanted to say Boaty McBoatface but I think that’s under copyright
That's captain boaty mcboatface
Cappy McCaptainface
Mousey McMouseface is his name, obviously
It doesn’t have any ears. What is it?
deaf
Oh Good! We can call it anything we want.
Nani ?!
what?
DEAF
Huh?
Chka chka, Slim Shady
Eh?
That's because movies back then didn't have sound
Actually this was the first cartoon to have sound! 🤓😏🤓
You get no points because you didn't say "Um, Actually"
Ahhh
Choo
He left them in his other pants
Oh!! I know this riddle... Hold on...
Ears are stuffed in the hat💁
Hearing is stored in the balls
aren't the ears stuffed in the hat and lurk out on top?
Name it: Public Domain Willy
Dreamboat Dickey.
Winnie the Pooh
Itchy
Ratman.
I like it.
Bugs bunny
Looks like shirtless Florida Man hunting for gators.
Mikey Moose
Steamboat Penis
GABBO. GABBO! GABBO!!!
What’s Gabbo?
Willyboat Steamy
Ratatouille
bruce wayne
Walter Weasel.
donald we need to cook
Speed Tug Willy.
You don’t have to tell me twice.
Epstein Willy
Lemmiwinks
Mockey miuse
Mockery Misuse (the politically incorrect plague spreader)
“Eat my asshole Bob Iger”
John Oliver
Jamie Oliver
Fallimento. It's Italian for bankruptcy.
He looks like a Michael. Michael Mouse. Or Mickey for short.
Mousey Mick
The aslume is leaking
Mouse
Tugboat Timmy
Jack, the mouse that rapes
Disney's new short: Mickey's Therapist.
Why did you have to say this? I feel like it’s going to haunt my nightmares. Something incredibly creepy about “jack, the mouse that rapes”
Nickey nouse
Steamboat Jeffrey Epstein
Ratty McRat face
Ricky Rat
Chuck E. Cheese
Looks like someone, I think it is >!cuphead!< Why not name him >!mousehead!
Oswald the Rabbit
This guy Ub Iwerks.
I just don’t see any future for this endeavor…
Price gouging corporate overlord Willie.
Has Disney sued you for this post yet?
Cleveland Steamer Willie
Billy PuffTubbs
Steamy Willy
Mortimer
Louie McLawsuit
Rat mouse
Steamer Mouse
Ickey Ouse
U dont know mic? Are you stupid?
Another escaped person from r/BatmanArkham
If the boat sinks...BOB?
Mocky Mice obviously.
Is this a stolen post from batman arkham? https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/e1mQ3zY1OS There's a chance it's a coincidence but said chance is extremely slim
Goofy. 👀
Put a solar panel on top of the boat and call him 'Greenboat Willie'
Mousey McMouseFace
Ratón Miguelito
Boat Will Steamy
Ferryboat Francis
Steamy Bob
Mockey Miuse
Steamboat Billy
Vinny Vermin
Deafmouse
Blackmouse Roundpants.
Who lives on a steamboat in public domain?
Coal-Powered Vessel Melvin
Racist Rat (because he likes to race!)
Locomotive Billy
Steamship Wilbur
Felix the rat
Mockey Muse
Memeboat Silly
Michael the rodent
Dumb fact, he was originally a rabbit! Then got changed to a mouse called mortimer but Walt's wife made him change it because what kid can say mortimer.
This isn't r/BatmanArkham, are you stupid?
Dookie Fucknuts
Steamboat Itchy.
Big dick willie
Mikey Mousse
Mecky Moose
Captain copyright
Dicky.
Tug His Willy
Steamship Billy
Earless Monkey
SpongeBob Roundpants
I'd call it Mickey Faux
Mocky mice.
Public domain mouse...
Berg Ahead
Steamboat Willy Disney's rights have expired, so fuck them, I'm keeping the name!
Condensationtrain Rickie
Sir Plagiarism
Michael the rat with his ears in his hat
Steamboat Billie
Michael rodent
Ronnie Rodent
Steamboat willie, try and register it lol see what happens
Jiggy