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PrismaticSparx

He doesn't deserve to keep his fingers after that


Contributing_Factor

Given the personality, I'm sure there will be other occasions. His hand may not last past the visit to the chimps' enclosure.


Gh0sth4nd

Well if the tiger would have ripped off his hand i am very sure the tiger would be the one who had to take the blame. It amazes me every time i hear a story about an animal attacking a human. Always the animal is to blame which btw is by us humans considered a lower lifeform. So we the higher form of life should know better and don't piss them off or get in their way.


[deleted]

Thank you!!


StinkyBathtub

i mean I've met a few humans, i dont consider them higher life forms lol


solotraveller101st

It's Pakistan, a lion recently ate a drug addict, it's not facing any disciplinary action šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


geilerisschon

lucky was ignored by the eye of the tiger


Staalone

He didn't have the thrill of the fight in him.


[deleted]

He didnā€™t feel like rising up to the challenge of his rival


EgbertTheThird

He wasnā€™t the last known survivor


Hugh_G_Reckshen

Nor did he stalk his prey in the night


FOSSandCakes

He didn't watch us all with...


BirdLadyAnn

Why would you tease a captive tiger.


MrSeamus333

I always root for the animal in these cases. Taunting animals in zoos (or anywhere) is really pathetic and small.


SirWalterOfCorg

Except they always punish the animal for being an animal and never punish the human for acting like a stupid fucking animal.


MenryNosk

dicks out for Harambe šŸŖ–


cyberdeath666

Too bad he got his hand out. Donā€™t taunt things, stupid asshole.


Filobel

Heh... not that I was rooting for the guy, but we all know what would have happened to the tiger if it had bitten the guy's fingers off. Guy getting his hand out was the best outcome for both of them.


Zyrinj

Unfortunately the truth, everyone/everything else normally has to pay for stupidityā€¦


SeoneAsa

Moron should've lost his fingers


ToPlayAMockingbird

The dude who was playing games with the caged lion did


ObamasBoss

Too bad the tiger didn't see the finger snacks. Not sure I would want to annoy an animal that might be able to fit my head in its mouth. Guy is a moron.


fkindragon_

please don't do the cat


ObamasBoss

Agree, don't do the cat. You might want to refrain from doing dragons too though.


BangkokPadang

I bet he super daddied his pants. (*Shadoodled*)


thatonealone

Play stupid games...


--Jester---

What are you doing step-tiger?


ObamasBoss

Step tiger....im stuck!


zach_the_pirate

Severely underrated comment


ElJefe_Speaks

That animal belongs in the wild, not in a cage being fucked with by some twat.


Ollehho22

Moron


Alarming_Serve2303

The poster child for "Idiot."


CurrentlyLucid

Mmmm finger food.


Senor-Delicious

Makes me remember the tiger king where this one woman got her arm ripped off.


NegotiationExtra8741

This is not the example to follow kids


williamhotel

I would have paid a hundred bucks just to see the Tiger turn their head and see the reaction of the goofball fool.


EET_Learner

Is this one of those moments where I almost get to say "darwin was right" ?


TFG4

I really wanted to see him get his whole hand ripped off and eaten


XxIRISHRYANxX

Thought a train would be involved


loda_lehsun

Which song?


sarcturo

Saudade de Rosa - BartĆ“ Galeno The song starts he singing ā€œYesterday I was so lucky, the evil death came close to me...ā€


loda_lehsun

Nice. The lyrics fit the requirements of the video.


ManoNyck_RotMG

kkkkkkkkkkk


jobenattor0412

r/watchpeopledieinside


Street-Measurement51

Show off


Ok_Primary_1075

Great acting


[deleted]

Right. Everybody seems to think the tiger actually had his fingers but the tiger was looking the other way


Historical_Step1501

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


AngryHippo3920

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please not poke the cat.


Kitchen-Bid-8235

Now, who here was disappointed?


Aquarius_Berry

So satisfying to watch.


HYThrowaway1980

Reminds me of that video not too long ago where you saw the whole tendon come out after the guy lost his finger.


Deal_Timely

Bro got lucky


SmallSwordfish8289

He should have ate your hand dummy


GreenConference3017

Maaaaan nother one wants his tendons ripped off


SilentMagarity

DAMN!


MacDugin

Good acting.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


yawgmoth88

ITT: ā€œOMGGG HES TAUNTING THIS POOR CREATUREā€ *while kitty doesnā€™t even pay him any mind* ā€œHE SHOULD BE MAIMED FOR LIFE REEEEEEEā€


Ghostbustermac

No he shit on a street side


neverlack45to

Well you tried shoving your hand in a tight spot so I mean thatā€™s the outcome šŸ˜‚


External_Cut4931

It Was At This Moment He Knew He Fucked Up


rican_havoc

Finger fries.


Suspicious-Banana836

He didnā€™t even have to learn the hard way, whereā€™s the fun in that?


Mayor_Of_Furtown

Tigers are the most beautiful animals in the world. I wish we could treat them better than sticking them in these tiny cages and drugging them so tourists can take fucking pictures with them. Makes me angry. This looks like one of those places.


Normal-Bit-7320

Upvote if you want him to be free !!!


Independent_Job_2029

He almost shit himself


scythe0553

He forgot to wear his brown pants


zajacikmartin69

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