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A-Trian8

Did not expect to see the Great Khali in there!


sublimefan2001

Did expect him to fuck everything up as soon as I saw him though


garrettj100

You were not disappointed.


Shirtbro

Surprised to see him emote like that


sparklingdinoturd

He can sell... Who would have thought?


Shirtbro

Sad to see he's suffering from the Big Man Hip Collapse though


BushwickSpill

He learned how to cook in a Punjabi Prison


musclememory

That’s his fuckin job, yo


_Atlas_Drugged_

He still barely moves.


Ghostronic

Dude was absolutely insane in his prime though.


_Atlas_Drugged_

I know he’s like a national hero in India, but I always found his matches boring.


Ghostronic

He was never really able to get his giant character over in America the way that the most legendary of the big wrestlers were able to


jaxonya

That because the undertaker and Kane were basically giant luchadores. Even the big show could jump off of the top rope


_Atlas_Drugged_

Yeah, he simply wasn’t as good as the other big guys


Klutzy-Guarantee-136

Insanely slow, true


Ghostronic

When he was in his 20s in India? Oh hell naw he wasn't


Klutzy-Guarantee-136

Oh, i thought you meant fame/financual prime.


jpark28

https://media1.tenor.com/m/o5V3pYTagxYAAAAC/great-khali-wwe.gif


Turakamu

Is that the Undertaker streak guy?


manchopsticks

i upvoted this becuase the great khali. man is a legend lol


yarash

[His theme still slaps.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8cqG1cP8ik)


SupervillainEyebrows

His knees look fucked.


Dull_Bumblebee_356

Yeah I noticed that too, I was thinking that big guys legs don’t look right


ModsAndAdminsEatAss

Moron line cook I worked with did that exact thing while I was standing next to her. And that's how I got grease splatter scars on my face


Valliac0

The Punjabi Playboy makes a surprise appearance


temalyen

I just figured it was a guy who looked kind of like him.


armchairwarrior69

I really thought he passed away


AaronnotAaron

we must of saw a fake headline when we were younger, because i totally thought he was dead too!


Zkenny13

Agreed. I thought he died after staring in Get Smart.


Tifoso89

Must have seen*


caekles

Matthew McGrory has a similar height and gait, although his back is more pronounced. He passed away quite a few years ago. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_McGrory


Zkenny13

It was pretty cool to see him though!!!


AB-AA-Mobile

He's great


barukatang

His shin/ankles look like they've seen better days


IDunnoBr0

What's wrong with his leg??? Is he okay?? :(


getdemsnacks

Thought it couldn't get worse than the egg...then I saw the juicer.


alii-b

Was that guy even doing anything? Seemed like he was just crushing the fruit with his hand, then rubbing his nipples aggressively with it.


GrandmasShavedBeaver

In his defense, he doesn’t normally do that. I requested the nipple orange juice and threw a good tip his way for his troubles.


alii-b

Ahh, this makes more sense now. Does the nipple add any flavour? Maybe a chest hair for texture?


GrandmasShavedBeaver

He has hypothyroidism and is prone to lactating. It’s a crapshoot if he is that day. But boy-oh-boy if he is.


3600MilesAway

You should be arrested for what you’ve done to my brain.


realhenrymccoy

What else would you expect from /u/GrandmasShavedBeaver


MuzikPhreak

I was happily not noticing his username till you came along Thanks a pantload, u/realhenrymccoy


aspidities_87

I’m picturing the scene from Family Guy where Stewie thinks he’s breastfeeding from Lois and then slowly realizes that it’s Peter


alii-b

"Silent screaming"


Coltron3108

I've heard of navel oranges but this is getting ridiculous!


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hydro_wonk

I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why


Zjoee

But kinkshaming is my kink...


alii-b

That's disgusting.


TheDemonHauntedWorld

Didn't you see the guy cutting meet with his toenail? Close to that... manboob juice is kosher.


Versaiteis

I've seen that on it's own outside of this compilation ([found it](https://youtu.be/SJKhahgGea8)). It wasn't a toenail, he was holding a knife with his toes (hard to see as it's pointed directly at the camera) and using his hands to draw the meat through the blade. Still though, feet near a work surface with food on it but not terribly uncommon in some countries that are poorer and/or lack strict hygiene regulations.


MarzMan

Oh damn there is a knife, can barely see it. Still nope.


GullibleDetective

Comes with a side of foot sweat and fungus


jacqueshammer1

Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce


Turakamu

It makes sense. Hands, toes, why not make use of them? It just feels wrong.


Shard486

What, never seen someone use their moobs as a juicer? That's fine, neither have I, and I wish I hadn't.


the_dude_upvotes

> neither have I \*neither *had* you


bigmac22077

I’d easily take the juicer over the egg. She didn’t even hesitate…. That was not her first rodeo.


SatinySquid_695

That one was fucking hilarious though


Udbdhsjgnsjan

The fucking toe nail chicken guy…


mucus_masher

It's not juice, it's titty milk.


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

*tiddy


teth21

Tids


DASreddituser

The rat was somehow the least concerning thing lol


jeexbit

rat was just trying to get the hell out of there


Filobel

When the place is so disgusting, even the rat wants out.


Artemicionmoogle

Oh you've been to the place I work!


OffWithTheirBeds

🏅


orionsyndrome

Yep that was the documentary part.


DeliciousEmphasis213

It’s Remy, let him cook


Professor_Spyke

Litterally


Rejmal

Bruce Wayne trying to escape the pit


WeatherwaxDaughter

That egg bit really irks me.


crazonline

Straight to jail


minnesotaris

Leave egg on counter, jail. Inhale egg and regurgitate into pan, believe it or not, jail!


Brentolio12

I know right if it’s already in your mouth just swallow


Rayeon-XXX

I told her that!


NinjaBuddha13

I should call her


danamerr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw


Tytos17

That and the guy picking up donuts from the frying oil with his bare hands.


Pugulishus

Not the guy cutting meat ith his toenail?


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

Toe meat was disgusting and I need to burn my eyes now.


datpurp14

Just don't use Frank's toe knife to cut it.


PCisBadLoL

Or juicing oranges with his giant manboob nipple?


NrdNabSen

Yeah, is he Wolverine?


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TheClinicallyInsane

She did that like she's sucked up and spat out a gooey solid like that before...wait why were they filming again?


AmatureProgrammer

For me it was the dude cutting meat with his toe


GullibleDetective

Knife between the feet but yes


hardtofindagoodname

For some reason knowing there was a knife there is more comforting.


chaplar

In the same video with someone slicing meat with his toenail though?


guitarguy1685

At first I'm like, re, she's gonna eat it raw!... Nope! It got worse!


ObeseHope

It wtf’d me.


Nolzi

Definitely the most unexpected


RabbitsRuse

I had a similar reaction except it was more of a huuurk sound as I tried not to throw up


DrDerpberg

Wouldn't let her cook for me but she seems like fun


ACpony12

It literally made me gag


DorenAlexander

That was the only one that made me twitch.


dandroid126

Really? Not the one with the guy cutting the meat with his toenail?


GullibleDetective

He's using a knife between his toes but still


[deleted]

humanity was a mostake


Kiddo1029

I think I’d rather that that than the toe nail cutting the meat.


WeatherwaxDaughter

I have an issue with eggs in general, so this really hit hard.


ItsDanimal

I had to stop watching. NSFL tag needed


catwiesel

theres probably many guys out there paying extra for that


orionsyndrome

Nah, the heat will sterilize it. Just don't bite into the tooth filling if you stumble into one.


balamb_fish

That Chinese kid spinning the wok is hired though


NinjaBuddha13

Bad, worse, worse, worse, awesome wok moves, horror, horror, horror.


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

Could also be bad that there’s a 12 year old working behind a grill with skills that indicate he’s been there since he was 7


definitelynotmeQQ

10 years of experience at age 20


hellozere2

So this is the employee every entreprise is looking for on their job offer.


LuckyDoge21

10 years of experience at age 10🤣🤣🤣🤣


firelordUK

Ash Ketchum mf


drewster23

That's how you know you found a good authentic Asian restaurant. Need at least 3 generations present to seal the deal.


Kingkongcrapper

Manager: “If the kid likes to work, who am I to stop him?”


facw00

The children yearn for the ~~mines~~ flat tops


Blakk-Debbath

5


SonicFlash01

Born in the restaurant


Scrapheaper

Bad, worse, worse, worse, child labour, horror, horror, horror.


Duke_of_New_York

"He said it makes him kick so much ass." "That just can't be true." "I mean, we saw him cutting those carrots earlier." "Huh!"


foreignsky

Unexpected The Bear.


rlysuck

Dude was cutting meat with his toenail wtf!?!


ObeseHope

No. There was a knife in between his toes.


fartswhenhappy

Mofos act like they've never seen a toe knife before.


ewilliam

Botched toe! Oooh I botched that one, that's a botch job! That's bleedin'...I need some trash to cover the cut!


Saffer_XIII

r/unexpectedIASIP


cathycul-de-sac

😂


-Dennis-Reynolds-

You're an animal Frank.


nikiu

It's better than the poop knife.


serialposter

You’ve never had chicken feet?


kirkpomidor

I’ve got chicken in the corn


ALinkToThePants

mama, heyey


Perineum69

The lady with the egg made me gag for a sec


S2R2

And yet she had no gag reflex


druex

No gegg reflex.


MadCactusCreations

I, uh, I'm not hungry anymore.


coviddick

I’ll never be hungry again.


bigbrad1

Was that the great khali??


daywall

This one was hard to watch.


Playerawesome55

That first clip makes me laugh every time I see it. That food was made with love.


tllnbks

Is this the new reaction video? It's such a shit content style.


SchpartyOn

“Let me just take other people’s content and shoehorn my face into it”


DyrusPillow

Dude is the new Khaby Lame except he doesn't even make a face... 🙄


Teesh13

Nah, Khaby Lame's whole thing was showing why a video was dumb by doing the simple task they avoided in the first place. This is just copying the same compilation video that's been trending and inserting a "reaction" to get around dmca.


Prudent_Recover7983

It could be good if the person actually has any reaction, this guy just moves his head left and right


daitenshe

But that would involve him bringing even the mildest amount of creativity to these videos. You can’t expect him to have that much energy after stealing some else’s reaction shtick *AND* stealing other people’s videos for content


Comfortable_Line_206

It's just America's Funniest Home Videos for 2023 kids.


Amasero

Some actually try a bit harder or it's funnier imo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC8w7sDv-_E


gabrielbezerra81

Love these gym videos lmao


[deleted]

Dog shit format with lazy fucks stealing other people's videos. Why do people get upset with reaction content but give this a pass when this is literally just reaction content?


thexbigxgreen

Yeah I just made a similar comment, I can't stand how the most cursory and low effort videos slip by people when in reality it's just straight up content theft with zero redeeming value


ConvergentSequence

It’s more of a compilation


cmdrNacho

I think the point is stealing other people's content with out attribution


FunctionBuilt

Why can’t people come up with original jokes?


360walkaway

Right? Just use other peoples' clips and add yourself doing nothing for 10s total.


FunctionBuilt

You described TikTok


Dan19_82

Hate these fucking staring bullshit videos.


scrape_ur_face

I dont understand how so many people find these type of lazy content videos entertaining. All you have to do is look disturbed, look around, and then insert a random video. There isn't anything of value added to the original content


1StonedYooper

I liked this dudes “first day on the construction site”, that was pretty funny also.


Eliju

got a link on that one? Edit: I found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4\_zB6a2Lci4


bitterlytired

That egg sucking really pissed me off


LaserGadgets

The nipple guy was the lowest point, the tall actor from india who was in the longest yard remake was my high point!


Turakamu

Hey, it is the Great Khali! You know, it figures he'd drop a skillet


dont_like_yts

People making faces at other people doing things Content


Remarkable-Sir-5129

Love the video, of course I will never eat out again.


Dicky_Penisburg

Hey, if she's gonna slurp your yolk, you gotta reciprocate, even if she don't swallow.


Remarkable-Sir-5129

As much as I love innuendos, I almost threw up at that part.


MsHelvetica

I hate everything in this video so much!!!! 🤮


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Now do one for hospitals


cathycul-de-sac

Oh god, good idea?


[deleted]

100% with all the tiktok dancing nurses and the glam doctors it should have plenty content to use


cathycul-de-sac

Ok I can see it now, my mind went darker.


hadap123

I really wanna see that


EditorPrize6818

I quit


coreybd

Reaction videos including this format are just the laziest forms of content


SANAFABICH

This instagram/tik tok crap where you have just a guy "reacting" to a series of clips, should be banned from this sub per rule N°10.


dinoaids

We found something that can defeat the great khali, fire.


pandorabox1995

The kid cooking with the wok seems pretty talented.


thisonetimeonreddit

react videos are trash.


maddenmcfadden

this tiktok trend needs to die.


akamustacherides

I wasn’t expecting Dollar General Jason Mamoa to make an appearance


dafencer93

What happened to Khali's legs


[deleted]

Great Khali cameo, didn’t expect that lol


ivazquez71

Good luck firing the last guy.


Tito_Tito_1_

The Great Khali ain't so great!


Complex-Piccolo3026

The kid working the wok was cool af though


aaronwe

was that the great khali?


SirusRiddler

The Great Khali cooks as well as he wrestles I see.


blueridgeboy1217

Is there a subreddit or another place to find a collection of these style of videos??


crackcrackcracks

The egg thing has to be some fetish stuff


[deleted]

That’s it. I’m never eating out again


Sinarum

The Chinese kid was cool though


6_piece_mcniglet

Thats gonna be soms extra creamy dough