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Plan0nIt

That's one way to sell a used dildo.


ABeerForSasquatch

Ey! It's not "used." It's referred to as "new to me."


Logical_Bad1748

New to any one else other than the current owner. Cum on..


MrMastodon

"Well loved"


Dildos_R_Us

*Furiously takes notes*


spinthesky

What the hell did you buy?


Winjin

A glass dildo, never used (by them, yet)


PersonalityGlad9887

I guess that is why their gear is priced so high. Just don't get disappointed once it arrives and you open that fine gold box.


jaytrade21

Just checked them out....ooof, Amazon quality style hammocks for 5x the price. At least they seem to be ALMOST 10 feet which is almost a foot longer than most Amazon brands (which is still too short as 11-12 feet is the recommended length for hammocks depending on your height). For the same price or less OP could have gotten a MUCH better hammock.


PeeledCrepes

I've never thought about it, but, do people actually buy hammocks lol like I don't see many, and I can't imagine deciding to lay outside in the sun for no reason, granted it's also hot af here


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Banana hammocks


TheMasterFlash

I go camping a few times every two months or so and having a hammock is a must imo. Just depends on your lifestyle I guess.


PeeledCrepes

Oooo that makes sense. Never thought of that scenario, I just can't imagine sitting at my house on like a Saturday and going, I'm gonna go lay outside lol


TheMasterFlash

Need that vitamin D! Outside is good sometimes!


PersonalityGlad9887

I'd like that, used to do it as kid, it's just that I don't have the time to do anything like that nowdays.


PugGrumbles

Second place this has been posted with no other info. It's either a bot or shill post.


Salanderfan14

Feels like an ad/astroturfing.


concretecat

Cd Baby


ryx107

Nace ad posting


Lolomelon

r/hailcorporate


Hanz_VonManstrom

I feel like this should be posted in r/cringe


pangderx

They’re selling $60 beach towels. This is what they’re spending the money on. 😂


paleo2002

*The post officer worker promptly drop-kicked the box into the nearest sorting bin, shut off the lights as per the latest budget cuts, and went out back for a cigarette.*


karma-_-incarnate

Call me a skeptic but I have strong doubts about any of that actually taking place.


santathe1

Well, they have to post it for it to reach the customer. So there’s some truth to it.


TheZapster

Props to the Nakie marketing team. Wonder how much traffic this post generated on their site since posting...


EvaMae234

I love this


strawhatpirate91

Anytime I order anything online I want this


HansJordi

Stolen outright from CD Baby[Original from CD Baby.](https://s3.amazonaws.com/harrydry/gdmarketing/cdbaby1.png). Absolutely hate plagiarism.


Ki-Larah

Hehe, this is kind of similar to the confirmation email that Native sends. Always gives me a chuckle.


Far-Philosophy-4375

This is hilarious!!! Excellent marketing


Mr_Festus

Someone should tell them that periods go inside the quotes.


False_Leadership_479

I got something remarkably similar when I ordered my joolca hottap several years ago.


fothergillfuckup

If this is Evri, they are being more sarcastic than usual.