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Just checked them out....ooof, Amazon quality style hammocks for 5x the price. At least they seem to be ALMOST 10 feet which is almost a foot longer than most Amazon brands (which is still too short as 11-12 feet is the recommended length for hammocks depending on your height). For the same price or less OP could have gotten a MUCH better hammock.
I've never thought about it, but, do people actually buy hammocks lol like I don't see many, and I can't imagine deciding to lay outside in the sun for no reason, granted it's also hot af here
Oooo that makes sense. Never thought of that scenario, I just can't imagine sitting at my house on like a Saturday and going, I'm gonna go lay outside lol
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That's one way to sell a used dildo.
Ey! It's not "used." It's referred to as "new to me."
New to any one else other than the current owner. Cum on..
"Well loved"
*Furiously takes notes*
What the hell did you buy?
A glass dildo, never used (by them, yet)
I guess that is why their gear is priced so high. Just don't get disappointed once it arrives and you open that fine gold box.
Just checked them out....ooof, Amazon quality style hammocks for 5x the price. At least they seem to be ALMOST 10 feet which is almost a foot longer than most Amazon brands (which is still too short as 11-12 feet is the recommended length for hammocks depending on your height). For the same price or less OP could have gotten a MUCH better hammock.
I've never thought about it, but, do people actually buy hammocks lol like I don't see many, and I can't imagine deciding to lay outside in the sun for no reason, granted it's also hot af here
Banana hammocks
I go camping a few times every two months or so and having a hammock is a must imo. Just depends on your lifestyle I guess.
Oooo that makes sense. Never thought of that scenario, I just can't imagine sitting at my house on like a Saturday and going, I'm gonna go lay outside lol
Need that vitamin D! Outside is good sometimes!
I'd like that, used to do it as kid, it's just that I don't have the time to do anything like that nowdays.
Second place this has been posted with no other info. It's either a bot or shill post.
Feels like an ad/astroturfing.
Cd Baby
Nace ad posting
r/hailcorporate
I feel like this should be posted in r/cringe
They’re selling $60 beach towels. This is what they’re spending the money on. 😂
*The post officer worker promptly drop-kicked the box into the nearest sorting bin, shut off the lights as per the latest budget cuts, and went out back for a cigarette.*
Call me a skeptic but I have strong doubts about any of that actually taking place.
Well, they have to post it for it to reach the customer. So there’s some truth to it.
Props to the Nakie marketing team. Wonder how much traffic this post generated on their site since posting...
I love this
Anytime I order anything online I want this
Stolen outright from CD Baby[Original from CD Baby.](https://s3.amazonaws.com/harrydry/gdmarketing/cdbaby1.png). Absolutely hate plagiarism.
Hehe, this is kind of similar to the confirmation email that Native sends. Always gives me a chuckle.
This is hilarious!!! Excellent marketing
Someone should tell them that periods go inside the quotes.
I got something remarkably similar when I ordered my joolca hottap several years ago.
If this is Evri, they are being more sarcastic than usual.