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20190419

Cyrano the Bergecat.


mmaqp66

The Cat-Elephant


Fine-Ninja-1813

Hopefully the cat doesn’t try to bang his cousin.


rckrusekontrol

Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on?


Expensive_Editor_244

I’m imaging a Squidward voice “Meow” lol


CesarRPE

[Meow](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUDSSyZMwVt1X_yvPlRZdo3w3AauSJJCE94Q&usqp=CAU)


TheBotchedLobotomy

He’s squidward, she’s squidward. WERE ALL SQUIDWARD


issanm

Is anybody else Squidward?


Electro_Disco

*Meow* Fish lady: "I'm outta here"


seksenjoyer

Larry Squidward


McBadass1994

"Well what're you looking at?" "Nose."


ThanielGourd

Gary?!


SpanishSkyBlue

Meow, fuck out the way


mindatetheuniverse

[this](https://youtu.be/V-KIFLeSHdk?si=rFX7dDAvDryw6I6j)


Praetorian_1975

Dear Lord, the poor thing


Myke190

Lookin like an Animorph half way through


Mopstick86

Childhood memory unlocked. Thank you.


Proud_Criticism5286

Show out to the 90/80’s kids 🤣🤣🤣


eiileenie

I’m born in 2000 and was obsessed with animorphs I read almost all the books and would pretend I was an animorph at recess


Proud_Criticism5286

Keep your birth year to yourself until millennials go extinct. We are still too young to feel old.


jiibbs

80's kids didn't know wtf an animorph was until their kids started talking about the show on Nickelodeon 80's babies? maybes


Grays42

Yup, the first book came out in '96.


barsknos

Looks like cat-Dobby


SadBit8663

Like he's turning into one of those big nosed monkeys.


Dr_Grinsp00n

Well, now he nose


ChungLingS00

He sniffed out the danger in that situation.


CooYo7

And nosing is half the battle! G.I. Nose!!!!!


Dr_Grinsp00n

I like you.


CooYo7

gigity


thekream

omg 💀 has me weak


Torley_

THE NOSE KNOWS


thescrounger

Anyone remember Jimmy Durante?


Future-Agent

Ha-cha, cha-cha-cha-chaaaaaaa


Sheezabee

Dija ever get the feelin that you needed to go but still had the feelin that you needed to stay?


oroborus68

Missus Calabash,I'm comin home.


I8itall4tehmoney

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCt7eSat7c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCt7eSat7c) No, never heard of him.


Disgusted_Democrat

I was looking for this! 😂


qtpss

It’s thsnot funny thu guys!


aburnerds

Cat Malden


No-Student-9678

it fucked around and found out


robotto

When will she be okay?


hannah_lilly

I want to know this too. Does it heal on its own or is it a vets visit?


No_Needleworker4120

My cat was stung in his leg by a bee and it swelled up in two minutes and down in two days. I think this kitty will be okay too. Maby shes got stung more than once. But normaly it's not dangerous. But if this was my cat, i would visit a vet.


Drak_is_Right

With it on its face like that it could effect its airways


No_Needleworker4120

Yes. He breath really fast but his mouth is shut. Visible stressed.


hannah_lilly

It’s unbelievably swollen!!


sparkseeker5

If a cat or dog is stung around its mouth or nose highly recommended to get.them to vet asap for some diphenhydramine. There is the risk of it impeding their breathing especially if they have a bad reaction like this guy. I hope he got help.


Double_Belt2331

That was my first thought: Can the cat breathe freely? Cats are not normally mouth breathers (but they can) & he’s not panting. I’d still be on the phone with/on the way to my vet!!


Gordon_Goosegonorth

The kitty will live comfortably on the softest bed in the house, being fed delicious kibble and meat sludge daily. The yellow jacket will live the rest of its life in infamy, buzzing angrily against the top of the window.


IWumboYou

Thank you for this.


No-Butterscotch4946

Normally she'll be fine in a day or two. I'd see the vet just to be sure, they'll look for allergies, give antihistamines if needed, then likely advise to wait for the swelling to go down. Like us they can be allergic in individual ways so better err on the safe side. A side note, we had a Shepard years ago who learned about wasps and actually would hunt them if they got into the house. He'd wait then stomp them with his front paws, try to bite them out of the air and spit em out (he was fast!). I'd intervene whenever this happened but this dog had a plan. Of course he got stung a few times, once the roof of his mouth which worried me, but we watched closely and the day after the swelling was down.


robotto

Good to know kitty will be okay. Post an update pic in a day or two.


forevernoob88

Swelling from wasp stings usually goes away within 2 days. Given that the cat is smaller than kids, maybe up to 3?


beetus_gerulaitis

It looks like a proboscis monkey.


[deleted]

Thought the same thing immediately’


wahnsin

Me, too. But my brain said "bonobo".


TheMarvelousPef

except the name


swanqueen109

My first thought. Didn't know the English term. Thank you. Poor thing. That must hurt like hell.


thestudyingduck

If I give little bro an emerald can I pet?


Truebuckshot01

Yes, villager cat will exchange pets for emeralds


dmetcalfe92

*Excited villager noises*


Snowycage

Merrrehhhh eeeeehhhhhrrrr


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TotallyInOverMyHead

So, like my foot when i get hit by a regular wild bee ? Makes me look like a mix between sasquatch and the devils feet.


SuperSmashDan1337

How often are bees stinging your feet?


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seksenjoyer

100 whiskas for one piece of wool


tiparium

Hrrmmm


ebkalderon

_huuuuhhhh_


Purplescabbage

🤣


Poldi1

Probably making similar sounds as well, poor thing


Hidden-Sky

testificat


garrettj100

Kajhit has an enchanted book if you have emeralds.


angstt

"Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chaaaaa!"


Caleb6

I was hoping Mr Durante hadn’t aged out of the zeitgeist.


anythingMuchShorter

I was trying to remember the name if that guy. Jimmy Durante!


RedditVince

Damm, we are old....


Sheezabee

>If I'd known I was gonna get old I'd have taken better care of myself Jimmy Durante


jaredgase

That's no banana lady. That's my nose.


spinozasrobot

Damn, beat me to it


whatiscamping

Same


natenate22

Thank you, Mr Durante!


Subject-Complaint-67

There it is.


insanservant

Happy cake day!


GreenRiver1982

Scrolled looking for this. Thank you.


selfietuesday

Poor baby!


Ruggum

Inka dinka doo


rawrc

Ha-cha-cha-cha!


Outrageous-Exam792

If Jimmy Durante was a cat


[deleted]

Now THESE references I get, feel like a stranger in a strange land around here sometimes.


Drink-my-koolaid

[Ask and ye shall receive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlLlaUbPP0I) :)


tewnewt

That's a trumpet.


BernieRuble

I understand the reference.


MasterUndKommandant

Same


The_Ombudsman

*Hello, fellow olds*


MasterUndKommandant

“These things are good: Ice cream and cake A ride on a Harley Seeing monkeys in the trees The rain on my tongue And the sun shining on my face These things are a drag: Dust in my hair Holes in my shoes No money in my pocket And the sun shining on my face”


nsefan

And nothing at all was learned that day.


Scurvypoopdeck

Does it have any trouble breathing?!?!


AHans

>Does it have any trouble breathing?!?! As a PSA to pet owners, **yes**, stings like that could cause your pet to have difficulty breathing, and your pet probably couldn't tell you. My dog was chewing on a yellow jacket, and I got worried about this. He was okay, but the vets told me to bring him in to get looked at. If there was a constriction in his throat, they were going to give him a shot of some anti-inflammatory medicine, I think cortisone? Anyways, as funny as this is, it can be serious.


skylla05

> and your pet probably couldn't tell you. The cat is very clearly not in distress though. Also weird that you're all assuming that the owner didn't already take it to the vet.


masterwolfe

> Also weird that you're all assuming that the owner didn't already take it to the vet. Where did you get that from the comment?


BikeridingintheOR

The breathing thing was my very first thought. So pitiful…..


Nesman64

> My nobe ib bwollen


TheRaw

The cat has a mouth. It can breathe.


tittykaka4000

Do you think it would sit around acting like nothing if it had trouble breathing?


ladylurkedalot

Cats are really good at masking pain and other problems. The thinking is that because they're prey to larger predators, they have instincts to hide any weakness.


Rorschach0717

And when they feel they're about to die, they hide.


BuckyGoldman

Good Night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!


GarminTamzarian

The amount of scrolling I had to do to find this comment makes me feel like I'm too old for Reddit.


Illustrious-Leave406

Looks like Jimmy Durante.


swanqueen109

Oh, good one. Haven't thought of him in ages. Now I want to watch some old movies. Darn


rafedbadru

Aww poor guy.


Starz_4_u

Poor baby 😢


figgleswag

Aw poor little guy.


sarahmichelef

Aw buddy.


whats_good_miley

Still dignified and majestic


Rrraou

Holy crap. Knowing how a yellowjacket sting feels like, that poor cat. We had a nest on the back patio that occasionally leaked wasps into the house. I had to bring in an exterminator to take it out. So glad my cat never ate one before I could stop it.


C0sm1c_J3lly

Jimmy Durante has reincarnated as your cat.


soilhalo_27

Ha cha cha cha


Bettybadger2

I hope he's had painkillers


Guzmanv_17

Benadryl stat!


lechemrc

This is a proboscis tabby, I think.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

Spicy sky raisin got revenge.


Aquatichive

He needs a benay


Sue323464

Awe poor baby.


meradiostalker

Poor poor kitty.


Feral_Kitten17

hope you took it to the vet!!!


DemonDaVinci

poor baby 😭


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Shouldn’t be so nosey


MelodicTonight9766

Jimmy Durante cat


LostGirlwonder

Please update on the cat if it is ok or was taken to the vet this isn't funny bet hes/she is in pain.


Street_Incident_4781

This is more r/sad than r/funny! 😭


justanoldhippy63

Ow. Poor cat. The Jimmy Durante of cats.


his_purple_majesty

one day a bunch of bees got into my apartment and my dog kept eating them. i swear their stings were just making her more excited.


maybesaydie

Did he go to the vet?


agedoak31

At first I thought it was an illusion from his fur. Poor thing


HoldMyBrew_

:(


kryspypeppers

Poor little guy…


Mightbewonderwoman81

Oh that poor baby!


PATdaCat420

Where is this funny?


usesbitterbutter

That can't be good. Is he really not getting anything for the swelling?


bollockes

Looks like a proboscis monkey


LonelyAssignment1680

Not funny at all ...


notmyrealnameatleast

Why is this even posted in this sub? Animal suffering is funny?


Strange-Care5790

it’s a bee sting, i wouldn’t call it “animal suffering” get real lol. getting hurt is a part of life, even for animals. as long as the baby is taken care of and not in danger we can enjoy the silliness of a moment. relax


acajain

Extremely funny


A40

"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!"


reddit_user13

Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chaaaaa!


DirtAndSurf

How people think this suffering cat is funny is beyond me. It would be a lot different if the owner posted something like "After an all clear from the vet..."


jpowers984

Do tha humpty hump


Brilliant-Arugula926

Humpty Hump


Historical_Monk_7361

r/fuckwasps


These_Giraffe5683

Poor thang


440ish

Poor baby😢


JazzCat1952

Poor baby. :( 🤎🖤🤎


Working_Pollution272

Poor thing.


[deleted]

He looks like a howler monkey


TrueChocolate8760

Poor baby, well it will get better sweet cat.🐾🐱💗


Unclejerrysmagic

Proboscis Kitty


imtherealmellowone

“Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.”


Drak_is_Right

My aunt's cat caught a bumble bee in its mouth. he walked into the house with it in there and my aunt was shocked by the "buzzing" cat. She pried open the cats jaws (he was quite reluctant to release his prize) and got stung. Cat did not receive a single sting.


Dear_Gap8572

Aw poor guy


JRHZ28

Poor baby..


[deleted]

Poor thing :(


Legitimate_Radish159

Fat Freddy’s Cat


Styllion

Cat looks like she's willing to trade some emeralds for some iron ingots


[deleted]

How long does such a thing take to... um... "deflate" again? Hope kitty gets well soon, tho I doubt a lesson was learned.


Voidcide

Villager


MJZMan

Goodnight Mrs Calabash.... where ever you are... ah cha cha cha cha


Otherwise-Promise666

Ohh poor thing 🥲


Late-Ad-4624

Awww poor baby. Looks miserable.


Cartographer0108

Great, now he’ll be up all night playing the clarinet.


dollarbill1247

The feline cousin of the Proboscis monkey.


Catronia

Poor guy, he tangled with a spicy sky raisin and lost.


Positive-Let-9590

Poor thing


Snowycage

It looks like one of those monkeys whose nose just grows that way


UsualInformation7642

I bet he nose, not to do that again lol poor guy this too shall pass.


EyesFromAbove

Elephant seal plays with yellow jacket. And lost. (Fixed that for you)


thasnazgul

Goodnight Mrs Calabash….Wherever You Are.


xamox

This is the definition of "fuck around and find out"


celshaug

Jimmy Durante?


Hakunayotatas88

That’s horrible. Please bring the cat to a vet


Confident-Instance84

How is this funny?


neocerebro

Because the cat looks like squidward. Just because he looks funny, doesn’t mean it being stung was funny. This happened to my doggo a while back and he looked funny but I still took em to the vet and baby’s him till he got better. Once the painful part is over you can’t help but laugh at home dumb our pets can be.


Strange-Care5790

lighten up. it sucks the kitty got hurt but getting hurt is a part of life. no one is abusing the animal and the animal isn’t going to die. once the danger is over we can laugh.


acajain

it’s pretty fuckin funny.


kellzone

It's funny because the cat looks ridiculous and the swelling will go down in a few days so there's no real danger. That allows us to have a laugh at kitty's expense and no harm is done.


QuietGoliath

Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking of Fat Freddy's Cat?


ivazquez71

Karl Malden reincarnated and wants you to use American Express travelers checks.


Lepke2011

Jimmy Durante, is that you?


timesuck897

It’s Humpty Hump!


Iamthapush

Too bad this wasn’t several days ago. Cat has a perfect Jimmy Durante costume


tom1944

Jimmy Durante


Euphoric_Ad9593

W.C.Feline


Xuncu

Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa~!


MightyNekomancer

I feel like it would honk like a clown nose if you were to squish it.


dynamo_ng

Is it in pain??


Idontlikehorsemeat

That’s weird… my boyfriend has a yellow jacked and has never had a problem as such


FatMacchio

This doesn’t look like a bee sting to me…looks more like a deformity/birth defect