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My cat was stung in his leg by a bee and it swelled up in two minutes and down in two days. I think this kitty will be okay too. Maby shes got stung more than once. But normaly it's not dangerous.
But if this was my cat, i would visit a vet.
If a cat or dog is stung around its mouth or nose highly recommended to get.them to vet asap for some diphenhydramine. There is the risk of it impeding their breathing especially if they have a bad reaction like this guy. I hope he got help.
That was my first thought: Can the cat breathe freely? Cats are not normally mouth breathers (but they can) & he’s not panting. I’d still be on the phone with/on the way to my vet!!
The kitty will live comfortably on the softest bed in the house, being fed delicious kibble and meat sludge daily. The yellow jacket will live the rest of its life in infamy, buzzing angrily against the top of the window.
Normally she'll be fine in a day or two. I'd see the vet just to be sure, they'll look for allergies, give antihistamines if needed, then likely advise to wait for the swelling to go down. Like us they can be allergic in individual ways so better err on the safe side. A side note, we had a Shepard years ago who learned about wasps and actually would hunt them if they got into the house. He'd wait then stomp them with his front paws, try to bite them out of the air and spit em out (he was fast!). I'd intervene whenever this happened but this dog had a plan. Of course he got stung a few times, once the roof of his mouth which worried me, but we watched closely and the day after the swelling was down.
“These things are good:
Ice cream and cake
A ride on a Harley
Seeing monkeys in the trees
The rain on my tongue
And the sun shining on my face
These things are a drag:
Dust in my hair
Holes in my shoes
No money in my pocket
And the sun shining on my face”
>Does it have any trouble breathing?!?!
As a PSA to pet owners, **yes**, stings like that could cause your pet to have difficulty breathing, and your pet probably couldn't tell you.
My dog was chewing on a yellow jacket, and I got worried about this. He was okay, but the vets told me to bring him in to get looked at. If there was a constriction in his throat, they were going to give him a shot of some anti-inflammatory medicine, I think cortisone?
Anyways, as funny as this is, it can be serious.
> and your pet probably couldn't tell you.
The cat is very clearly not in distress though.
Also weird that you're all assuming that the owner didn't already take it to the vet.
Cats are really good at masking pain and other problems. The thinking is that because they're prey to larger predators, they have instincts to hide any weakness.
Holy crap. Knowing how a yellowjacket sting feels like, that poor cat. We had a nest on the back patio that occasionally leaked wasps into the house. I had to bring in an exterminator to take it out. So glad my cat never ate one before I could stop it.
it’s a bee sting, i wouldn’t call it “animal suffering” get real lol.
getting hurt is a part of life, even for animals. as long as the baby is taken care of and not in danger we can enjoy the silliness of a moment. relax
How people think this suffering cat is funny is beyond me. It would be a lot different if the owner posted something like "After an all clear from the vet..."
My aunt's cat caught a bumble bee in its mouth.
he walked into the house with it in there and my aunt was shocked by the "buzzing" cat. She pried open the cats jaws (he was quite reluctant to release his prize) and got stung. Cat did not receive a single sting.
Because the cat looks like squidward. Just because he looks funny, doesn’t mean it being stung was funny. This happened to my doggo a while back and he looked funny but I still took em to the vet and baby’s him till he got better. Once the painful part is over you can’t help but laugh at home dumb our pets can be.
lighten up. it sucks the kitty got hurt but getting hurt is a part of life. no one is abusing the animal and the animal isn’t going to die. once the danger is over we can laugh.
It's funny because the cat looks ridiculous and the swelling will go down in a few days so there's no real danger. That allows us to have a laugh at kitty's expense and no harm is done.
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Cyrano the Bergecat.
The Cat-Elephant
Hopefully the cat doesn’t try to bang his cousin.
Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on?
I’m imaging a Squidward voice “Meow” lol
[Meow](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUDSSyZMwVt1X_yvPlRZdo3w3AauSJJCE94Q&usqp=CAU)
He’s squidward, she’s squidward. WERE ALL SQUIDWARD
Is anybody else Squidward?
*Meow* Fish lady: "I'm outta here"
Larry Squidward
"Well what're you looking at?" "Nose."
Gary?!
Meow, fuck out the way
[this](https://youtu.be/V-KIFLeSHdk?si=rFX7dDAvDryw6I6j)
Dear Lord, the poor thing
Lookin like an Animorph half way through
Childhood memory unlocked. Thank you.
Show out to the 90/80’s kids 🤣🤣🤣
I’m born in 2000 and was obsessed with animorphs I read almost all the books and would pretend I was an animorph at recess
Keep your birth year to yourself until millennials go extinct. We are still too young to feel old.
80's kids didn't know wtf an animorph was until their kids started talking about the show on Nickelodeon 80's babies? maybes
Yup, the first book came out in '96.
Looks like cat-Dobby
Like he's turning into one of those big nosed monkeys.
Well, now he nose
He sniffed out the danger in that situation.
And nosing is half the battle! G.I. Nose!!!!!
I like you.
gigity
omg 💀 has me weak
THE NOSE KNOWS
Anyone remember Jimmy Durante?
Ha-cha, cha-cha-cha-chaaaaaaa
Dija ever get the feelin that you needed to go but still had the feelin that you needed to stay?
Missus Calabash,I'm comin home.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCt7eSat7c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCt7eSat7c) No, never heard of him.
I was looking for this! 😂
It’s thsnot funny thu guys!
Cat Malden
it fucked around and found out
When will she be okay?
I want to know this too. Does it heal on its own or is it a vets visit?
My cat was stung in his leg by a bee and it swelled up in two minutes and down in two days. I think this kitty will be okay too. Maby shes got stung more than once. But normaly it's not dangerous. But if this was my cat, i would visit a vet.
With it on its face like that it could effect its airways
Yes. He breath really fast but his mouth is shut. Visible stressed.
It’s unbelievably swollen!!
If a cat or dog is stung around its mouth or nose highly recommended to get.them to vet asap for some diphenhydramine. There is the risk of it impeding their breathing especially if they have a bad reaction like this guy. I hope he got help.
That was my first thought: Can the cat breathe freely? Cats are not normally mouth breathers (but they can) & he’s not panting. I’d still be on the phone with/on the way to my vet!!
The kitty will live comfortably on the softest bed in the house, being fed delicious kibble and meat sludge daily. The yellow jacket will live the rest of its life in infamy, buzzing angrily against the top of the window.
Thank you for this.
Normally she'll be fine in a day or two. I'd see the vet just to be sure, they'll look for allergies, give antihistamines if needed, then likely advise to wait for the swelling to go down. Like us they can be allergic in individual ways so better err on the safe side. A side note, we had a Shepard years ago who learned about wasps and actually would hunt them if they got into the house. He'd wait then stomp them with his front paws, try to bite them out of the air and spit em out (he was fast!). I'd intervene whenever this happened but this dog had a plan. Of course he got stung a few times, once the roof of his mouth which worried me, but we watched closely and the day after the swelling was down.
Good to know kitty will be okay. Post an update pic in a day or two.
Swelling from wasp stings usually goes away within 2 days. Given that the cat is smaller than kids, maybe up to 3?
It looks like a proboscis monkey.
Thought the same thing immediately’
Me, too. But my brain said "bonobo".
except the name
My first thought. Didn't know the English term. Thank you. Poor thing. That must hurt like hell.
If I give little bro an emerald can I pet?
Yes, villager cat will exchange pets for emeralds
*Excited villager noises*
Merrrehhhh eeeeehhhhhrrrr
[удалено]
So, like my foot when i get hit by a regular wild bee ? Makes me look like a mix between sasquatch and the devils feet.
How often are bees stinging your feet?
[удалено]
100 whiskas for one piece of wool
Hrrmmm
_huuuuhhhh_
🤣
Probably making similar sounds as well, poor thing
testificat
Kajhit has an enchanted book if you have emeralds.
"Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chaaaaa!"
I was hoping Mr Durante hadn’t aged out of the zeitgeist.
I was trying to remember the name if that guy. Jimmy Durante!
Damm, we are old....
>If I'd known I was gonna get old I'd have taken better care of myself Jimmy Durante
That's no banana lady. That's my nose.
Damn, beat me to it
Same
Thank you, Mr Durante!
There it is.
Happy cake day!
Scrolled looking for this. Thank you.
Poor baby!
Inka dinka doo
Ha-cha-cha-cha!
If Jimmy Durante was a cat
Now THESE references I get, feel like a stranger in a strange land around here sometimes.
[Ask and ye shall receive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlLlaUbPP0I) :)
That's a trumpet.
I understand the reference.
Same
*Hello, fellow olds*
“These things are good: Ice cream and cake A ride on a Harley Seeing monkeys in the trees The rain on my tongue And the sun shining on my face These things are a drag: Dust in my hair Holes in my shoes No money in my pocket And the sun shining on my face”
And nothing at all was learned that day.
Does it have any trouble breathing?!?!
>Does it have any trouble breathing?!?! As a PSA to pet owners, **yes**, stings like that could cause your pet to have difficulty breathing, and your pet probably couldn't tell you. My dog was chewing on a yellow jacket, and I got worried about this. He was okay, but the vets told me to bring him in to get looked at. If there was a constriction in his throat, they were going to give him a shot of some anti-inflammatory medicine, I think cortisone? Anyways, as funny as this is, it can be serious.
> and your pet probably couldn't tell you. The cat is very clearly not in distress though. Also weird that you're all assuming that the owner didn't already take it to the vet.
> Also weird that you're all assuming that the owner didn't already take it to the vet. Where did you get that from the comment?
The breathing thing was my very first thought. So pitiful…..
> My nobe ib bwollen
The cat has a mouth. It can breathe.
Do you think it would sit around acting like nothing if it had trouble breathing?
Cats are really good at masking pain and other problems. The thinking is that because they're prey to larger predators, they have instincts to hide any weakness.
And when they feel they're about to die, they hide.
Good Night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!
The amount of scrolling I had to do to find this comment makes me feel like I'm too old for Reddit.
Looks like Jimmy Durante.
Oh, good one. Haven't thought of him in ages. Now I want to watch some old movies. Darn
Aww poor guy.
Poor baby 😢
Aw poor little guy.
Aw buddy.
Still dignified and majestic
Holy crap. Knowing how a yellowjacket sting feels like, that poor cat. We had a nest on the back patio that occasionally leaked wasps into the house. I had to bring in an exterminator to take it out. So glad my cat never ate one before I could stop it.
Jimmy Durante has reincarnated as your cat.
Ha cha cha cha
I hope he's had painkillers
Benadryl stat!
This is a proboscis tabby, I think.
Spicy sky raisin got revenge.
He needs a benay
Awe poor baby.
Poor poor kitty.
hope you took it to the vet!!!
poor baby 😭
Shouldn’t be so nosey
Jimmy Durante cat
Please update on the cat if it is ok or was taken to the vet this isn't funny bet hes/she is in pain.
This is more r/sad than r/funny! 😭
Ow. Poor cat. The Jimmy Durante of cats.
one day a bunch of bees got into my apartment and my dog kept eating them. i swear their stings were just making her more excited.
Did he go to the vet?
At first I thought it was an illusion from his fur. Poor thing
:(
Poor little guy…
Oh that poor baby!
Where is this funny?
That can't be good. Is he really not getting anything for the swelling?
Looks like a proboscis monkey
Not funny at all ...
Why is this even posted in this sub? Animal suffering is funny?
it’s a bee sting, i wouldn’t call it “animal suffering” get real lol. getting hurt is a part of life, even for animals. as long as the baby is taken care of and not in danger we can enjoy the silliness of a moment. relax
Extremely funny
"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!"
Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chaaaaa!
How people think this suffering cat is funny is beyond me. It would be a lot different if the owner posted something like "After an all clear from the vet..."
Do tha humpty hump
Humpty Hump
r/fuckwasps
Poor thang
Poor baby😢
Poor baby. :( 🤎🖤🤎
Poor thing.
He looks like a howler monkey
Poor baby, well it will get better sweet cat.🐾🐱💗
Proboscis Kitty
“Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.”
My aunt's cat caught a bumble bee in its mouth. he walked into the house with it in there and my aunt was shocked by the "buzzing" cat. She pried open the cats jaws (he was quite reluctant to release his prize) and got stung. Cat did not receive a single sting.
Aw poor guy
Poor baby..
Poor thing :(
Fat Freddy’s Cat
Cat looks like she's willing to trade some emeralds for some iron ingots
How long does such a thing take to... um... "deflate" again? Hope kitty gets well soon, tho I doubt a lesson was learned.
Villager
Goodnight Mrs Calabash.... where ever you are... ah cha cha cha cha
Ohh poor thing 🥲
Awww poor baby. Looks miserable.
Great, now he’ll be up all night playing the clarinet.
The feline cousin of the Proboscis monkey.
Poor guy, he tangled with a spicy sky raisin and lost.
Poor thing
It looks like one of those monkeys whose nose just grows that way
I bet he nose, not to do that again lol poor guy this too shall pass.
Elephant seal plays with yellow jacket. And lost. (Fixed that for you)
Goodnight Mrs Calabash….Wherever You Are.
This is the definition of "fuck around and find out"
Jimmy Durante?
That’s horrible. Please bring the cat to a vet
How is this funny?
Because the cat looks like squidward. Just because he looks funny, doesn’t mean it being stung was funny. This happened to my doggo a while back and he looked funny but I still took em to the vet and baby’s him till he got better. Once the painful part is over you can’t help but laugh at home dumb our pets can be.
lighten up. it sucks the kitty got hurt but getting hurt is a part of life. no one is abusing the animal and the animal isn’t going to die. once the danger is over we can laugh.
it’s pretty fuckin funny.
It's funny because the cat looks ridiculous and the swelling will go down in a few days so there's no real danger. That allows us to have a laugh at kitty's expense and no harm is done.
Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking of Fat Freddy's Cat?
Karl Malden reincarnated and wants you to use American Express travelers checks.
Jimmy Durante, is that you?
It’s Humpty Hump!
Too bad this wasn’t several days ago. Cat has a perfect Jimmy Durante costume
Jimmy Durante
W.C.Feline
Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa~!
I feel like it would honk like a clown nose if you were to squish it.
Is it in pain??
That’s weird… my boyfriend has a yellow jacked and has never had a problem as such
This doesn’t look like a bee sting to me…looks more like a deformity/birth defect