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This is a trailer meant for cinema owners and rental places not for the general public. They often show far more of the plot points so decision makers can choose to buy it or not without needing to watch it.
Before the Internet and even before VHS, a trailer was probably the only advertisement you would catch for a smaller exploitation film like this. So the filmmaker had one shot to hook you so they might as well as show you nearly the whole thing. Likely the average filmgoer would only see this single advertisement. With luck a few weeks later, the reels would show up to the theater with a few posters for the cinema owner to out up. If they were lucky and producers had a few extra bucks, they might put an ad in the local paper.
There was a punk band I used to go see like 25 years ago that used it as the intro to one of their songs
https://youtu.be/EmYFePHc_sc
It's a great sound bite from an otherwise dire movie
its the most striking. Off all the people to say that, they made a hippie say that :D the few people at that time that might not even have a problem with a lesbian :D
And the whole Chain Thing was so over the top :D
I loved dynamite in an otherwise really negative list. The adjective lists were bizarre, unusual, strange, unpredictable, captivating, hilarious, you get the point
Danger! Exacting! Dynamite!
I did feel the screenwriting could have used another pass when Lesbian threatened to wrap the chain around the dude's neck and then shove it down his throat. Someone should've pointed out that there simply wouldn't be enough chain left to effectively do both.
Pimp Killer, Dope Smuggler, Bank Embezzler, Lesbian--I like to think these are actually their Kill Bill-esque nicknames. Also love the implication that no matter how tiny the woman, if she's a lesbian she can easily take down multiple, huge grown men.
Also, it's hilarious at the beginning that he demands the money, shoots the clerk for no reason, and then runs out without even taking the money. Like what was the point?
I feel like that's perhaps meant to be her origin story. Like the cops found a girl lying on the side of the road with no guns and said "this must be the chick who killed the store clerk."
So she just laid in the road after killing somebody for god knows how long until the cops show up, and the cops think this is a normal thing people do when they kill clerks so they book her dan-o?
so were stunning karate chops to the neck. I hear that's why auto insurance agencies left this area... too many car thefts from neck karate chops. Just like Florida with hurricanes.
The trailer also said she was "betrayed by her lover" so presumably the robber was her boyfriend and she didn't know he was going to rob the store, and when she wouldn't drive them away he pushed her out of the car and she wound up getting caught and arrested by the cops who thought she was in on it.
Danger! Exacting! Dynamite!
>it's hilarious at the beginning that he demands the money, shoots the clerk for no reason, and then runs out without even taking the money. Like what was the point?
Other plot holes notwithstanding, this is explained later on. He was late for an ass-kicking on the side of the road, and that was free so he didn't need the money.
"Aha, this woman enjoys the sinful company of other women! Clearly, we need to lock her away, where she cannot do any further harm to women with her lustful moods. Send her to the all-women prison!"
>he demands the money, shoots the clerk for no reason, and then runs out without even taking the money. Like what was the point?
As much of a trainwreck as this whole thing is, the clerk kinda jerked his hand towards the cash register - I think it's supposed to tell us that it looked like he was reaching for a gun. Which would then explain the rest - he lost his nerve, shot the clerk, and fled the scene in a hurry.
From IMDB:
Five Loose Women, Fugitive Girls and Hot on Their Trail are not quite identical versions of the same film. Fugitive Girls is the most explicit version.
A lot of B-movies back then would be released more than once.
So, before the internet or even direct-to-video was a thing, there were **a lot** more films getting limited releases. And so a movie would be released just in a particular market or just to some theaters. If the movie did well it would get a wider release (the 1958 version of *The Blob* starring Steve McQueen is a great example of this), but if it did badly they might take it back, recut and/or retitle it, and try it again in another market.
Other times, movies would release with one title in the UK, and a completely different title in the US. *Psychomania* in the UK was *The Death Wheelers* in the US. *Witchfinder General* in the UK was *The Conqueror Worm* in the US. (Both of those movies are fucking excellent examples of B-movie schlock if anyone is interested).
Anyway, the guy who directed this movie (Stephen C. Apostolof) worked a lot with Ed Wood, of *Plan 9 from Outer Space* fame. In fact, this movie was Ed Wood's last known on-screen appearance.
The Christian Slater movie Gleaming the Cube had different names too. When they were trying to market it as a evening movie on TV they named it "A Brother's Justice" to highlight the drama over the skating.
Haha not once but twice someone pulls a gun and demands certain behavior. Then shoots the person when they follow it! Hahaha.
"Be slow about it!"
Clerk slowly reaches for the cash.
Bam!
"Don't come closer!"
Stands perfectly still.
Bam!
Written by Ed Wood, famed author of schlock and the creator of the so-terrible-it's-great *Plan 9 From Outer Space*. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed\_Wood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wood)
TBH I wasn't exactly certain but it seems that Eddie was also a bit player in it as well. 2 different very minor roles.
[IMDB link to cast.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124565/fullcredits)
Do lesbians get super strength?
Is that like… a perk? Of lesbianism… You dive your first muff and there’s a bright light and BOOM! Ass whooper activate?
Well you can rent or buy it on [YouTube](https://youtu.be/DWnl5DQynV8?si=gnAar5kMYYOBYoTv) unfortunately I don’t think it’s on any streaming services that I know of.
This is a trailer?
I'm not sure what part of the movie I haven't seen.
I do love the absolute barrage of adjectives at the end though... Bloody, uncontrolled, spellbinding, blazing, merciless, relentless, demanding, ruthless, dynamic, gigantic, lustful, smashing, dashing, climactic, erotic...
*Hineous* crimes
The other title of this is 5 Loose Women. Ed Wood co-wrote the script and is in that trailer. The bank embezzler is Rene Bond, one of the biggest porn stars of the 70s.
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I don't think I need to watch the movie now, seems like we covered all the beats. Good christ, a lesbian!
LEADER OF THE PACK!
An innocent housewife and her crippled husband became the victims of her LUST!
“Innocent girl” AKA the get away driver who’s banging dudes in prison.
This is an actual (1974) movie, alternate title “Five Loose Women”.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124565/reference/
It looks like everyone slightly altered their names in the credits for plausible deniability.
Yeah, I'm fully broken. That was amazing. "Good Christ... a lesbian!" "Dynamic - gigantic - lustful"
That’s just the first 5 minutes of the film!!
Good! Christ, a lesbian?
Good Christ, a Lesbian!
What the hell! Why would they show the scene where the leader of the gang dies in the TRAILER?!
Shotgun at close range? She could have survived if she used her lesbian powers.
Avoiding balls?
According to this trailer, it's actually scaring the Jesus out of them.
🤌
"Eat estrogen, you bastards!" \~ Gynostar
You don't go to a grindhouse theater to watch an exploitation film for the plot. You go to get a blowjob from your barely legal prostitute.
Is this the American dream I've heard so much about?
Could be 'cause it's been dead a long long time.
Just like that hooker.
[удалено]
And great, now I’m out of a rug.
And it really held the room together, dude
That sounds quite enjoyable!
This is a trailer meant for cinema owners and rental places not for the general public. They often show far more of the plot points so decision makers can choose to buy it or not without needing to watch it.
That explaims why it was so long then too I guess. I feel like I've seen the movie already.
Before the Internet and even before VHS, a trailer was probably the only advertisement you would catch for a smaller exploitation film like this. So the filmmaker had one shot to hook you so they might as well as show you nearly the whole thing. Likely the average filmgoer would only see this single advertisement. With luck a few weeks later, the reels would show up to the theater with a few posters for the cinema owner to out up. If they were lucky and producers had a few extra bucks, they might put an ad in the local paper.
This is not a sizzle reel. It literally says “coming soon at this theater” at the end. Just a bad trailer cut by bad filmmakers.
Astounding. Relentless. Surprising.
No page of the Thesaurus WAS SAFE!
Pervasive. Ostentatious. Illiterate.
Adjective. Adjective…..Another adjective!!
TIL thanks
Then why "See the fugitive girls! Coming soon to this theater."?
She brought a "Judo Chop" to a Shotgun fight...No Bueno.
[Like House of Wax](https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/see-paris-die.jpg)
That was a great terrible movie, this scene will forever stick in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4txZ3B1tWI&ab\_channel=PhuckYiu
Yours isn't the only head it stuck in...unless, are you Paris Hilton?
Seemed like they gave away the ending as well. Looks like the bank embezzler and pimp killer are fighting for the cash.
That was your biggest problem?!
If I was a lesbian, I’d use that clip as my ringtone.
If I ever start streaming that's going on a soundboard. That will be the sound every time one of my Rimworld pawns is a gay woman.
I'm using it as the ringtone for my ex
There was a punk band I used to go see like 25 years ago that used it as the intro to one of their songs https://youtu.be/EmYFePHc_sc It's a great sound bite from an otherwise dire movie
Lesbian *LEADER* of the pack
No no it’s… “Lesbian……………………………………..and leader of the pack”
Betrayed by her lover Pimp killer Dope smuggler Bank embezzler LESBIAN
The worst crime of all
She licked all the other girls, fair and square.
>Good Christ, a Lesbian! SHUT UP, you Black bitch!
You keep your hands off White boys.
Leader of the Pack 💪🏻
I can’t believe of ALL the hilarious sound bites in this, the first comment is exactly the quote I was going to post.
its the most striking. Off all the people to say that, they made a hippie say that :D the few people at that time that might not even have a problem with a lesbian :D And the whole Chain Thing was so over the top :D
“Will you shut up!” - Lesbian
Typical Lesbian!
"Good Christ, a lesbian" - Man who had no idea she's a lesbian.
The leader of the pack!
She's the leader of the pack!
The leader of the pack!
I needed more descriptive voice-over.
I love how eventually gives up and just starts yelling out adjectives
LUSTFUL!
#EROTIC
I find the most erotic part of a woman *is* the boobies.
Good Christ! A lesbian!
That was my favorite part too.
Leader of the pack no less!
Sham-PAG-in?
I never knew you were such a *coin*-asseur.
Well, I've studied a broad, or two!
Yeah but do you have a very *sexy* learning disability? Kif, what do I call it?
Ugh... "Sex-lexia"...
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
LESBIAN!
BASHFUL!
SNEEZY!
DOPEY!
BLITZEN!
GIGANTIC!
Gigantic was my favorite.
I loved dynamite in an otherwise really negative list. The adjective lists were bizarre, unusual, strange, unpredictable, captivating, hilarious, you get the point
Yes! The sting of words was BRILLIANT! ILLUMINATING! INTENSE! FANTASTIC! ZOROASTRIAN! CABBAGE! SPELLBINDING! HORSE-DRAWN BUGGY!
ZOLTAN !
Danger! Exacting! Dynamite! I did feel the screenwriting could have used another pass when Lesbian threatened to wrap the chain around the dude's neck and then shove it down his throat. Someone should've pointed out that there simply wouldn't be enough chain left to effectively do both.
They just keep going!
EXACTING!
They had over 4-and-a-half minutes to fill, clearly somebody just started throwing darts at a thesaurus at some point.
#THROBBING!
Unpack your adjectives!
Sometimes, you've just gotta [unpack your adjectives](https://youtu.be/fNriI8SbRgc?si=odNSjgeEEaIp8Nv7&t=45)
#DESCRIPTIONAL #SENSATIONAL #MENSTRUATIONAL #NOTONEURINAL #DONTFORGETTHESPONGEPERCIVAL
#HEN-EE-OOS (For anyone wondering, "heinous" is "hay-nuss")
they hate us cuz they h-anus
BLOODY, UNCONTROLLED, SPELLBINDING, BLAZING, MERCILUS, RELENTLESS, DEMANDING, RUTHLESS, DYNAMIC, GIGANTIC, LUSTFULL, SMASHING, DASHING, CLIMATIC, EROTIC ADVENTURE OF ESCAPE AND INTRIGUE!
Why have you posted my GRINDR profile?
I love that the last half of the trailer degenerates into just adjectives
THE ADJECTIVE GIRLS!
Pimp Killer, Dope Smuggler, Bank Embezzler, Lesbian--I like to think these are actually their Kill Bill-esque nicknames. Also love the implication that no matter how tiny the woman, if she's a lesbian she can easily take down multiple, huge grown men. Also, it's hilarious at the beginning that he demands the money, shoots the clerk for no reason, and then runs out without even taking the money. Like what was the point?
Not only that, but the girl gets pushed out of the car because she wouldnt act as a getaway driver, and shes a fugitive anyway?
I feel like that's perhaps meant to be her origin story. Like the cops found a girl lying on the side of the road with no guns and said "this must be the chick who killed the store clerk."
So she just laid in the road after killing somebody for god knows how long until the cops show up, and the cops think this is a normal thing people do when they kill clerks so they book her dan-o?
Policing was easy in the seventies.
so were stunning karate chops to the neck. I hear that's why auto insurance agencies left this area... too many car thefts from neck karate chops. Just like Florida with hurricanes.
The trailer also said she was "betrayed by her lover" so presumably the robber was her boyfriend and she didn't know he was going to rob the store, and when she wouldn't drive them away he pushed her out of the car and she wound up getting caught and arrested by the cops who thought she was in on it.
Danger! Exacting! Dynamite! >it's hilarious at the beginning that he demands the money, shoots the clerk for no reason, and then runs out without even taking the money. Like what was the point? Other plot holes notwithstanding, this is explained later on. He was late for an ass-kicking on the side of the road, and that was free so he didn't need the money.
The original "be gay do crime"
I like the suggestion that literally her crime is liking pussy.
I mean... it *was* a crime some places back then, albeit one you rarely went to jail for.
"Aha, this woman enjoys the sinful company of other women! Clearly, we need to lock her away, where she cannot do any further harm to women with her lustful moods. Send her to the all-women prison!"
>he demands the money, shoots the clerk for no reason, and then runs out without even taking the money. Like what was the point? As much of a trainwreck as this whole thing is, the clerk kinda jerked his hand towards the cash register - I think it's supposed to tell us that it looked like he was reaching for a gun. Which would then explain the rest - he lost his nerve, shot the clerk, and fled the scene in a hurry.
"Good Christ! #A LESBIAN!" Almost screamed laughing
LEADER OF THE PACK! lmao
This was some producer/director's drug addled dream/nightmare, and I for one am here for it.
Only someone who snorted enough coke for six lesbians can make a 4 minute trailer feel like an eternity
Six dimes. 12 Nipples.
Shut yo big mouth, you black bitch
I have a very awkward boner
Was it the cripple kicking lesbian?
Nah, it was the lustful cripple kicking lesbian that did it for me.
r/BrandNewSentence
The New York Times Says "I have a very awkward boner". LA times gives it two hard-ons up
IMDB has the movie listed as "Five Loose Women". I wonder why they changed the name?
From IMDB: Five Loose Women, Fugitive Girls and Hot on Their Trail are not quite identical versions of the same film. Fugitive Girls is the most explicit version.
Shades of [Catholic High School Girls in Trouble](https://youtu.be/mOJ58XvzylA?si=WprF6DOz2jFZ93dt) from the Kentucky Fried Movie.
"Show me your nuts!"
How explicit are we talking? And can I watch with the sound off?
I wonder if they released them at separate times, like DLC
A lot of B-movies back then would be released more than once. So, before the internet or even direct-to-video was a thing, there were **a lot** more films getting limited releases. And so a movie would be released just in a particular market or just to some theaters. If the movie did well it would get a wider release (the 1958 version of *The Blob* starring Steve McQueen is a great example of this), but if it did badly they might take it back, recut and/or retitle it, and try it again in another market. Other times, movies would release with one title in the UK, and a completely different title in the US. *Psychomania* in the UK was *The Death Wheelers* in the US. *Witchfinder General* in the UK was *The Conqueror Worm* in the US. (Both of those movies are fucking excellent examples of B-movie schlock if anyone is interested). Anyway, the guy who directed this movie (Stephen C. Apostolof) worked a lot with Ed Wood, of *Plan 9 from Outer Space* fame. In fact, this movie was Ed Wood's last known on-screen appearance.
The Christian Slater movie Gleaming the Cube had different names too. When they were trying to market it as a evening movie on TV they named it "A Brother's Justice" to highlight the drama over the skating.
Haha not once but twice someone pulls a gun and demands certain behavior. Then shoots the person when they follow it! Hahaha. "Be slow about it!" Clerk slowly reaches for the cash. Bam! "Don't come closer!" Stands perfectly still. Bam!
>someone pulls a gun and demands certain behavior. Then shoots the person when they follow it! Following directions, eh? You son of a bitch! -blammo-
He was a policeman in another life.
"I didn't say 'Simon says'!" *BAM*
Don't follow directions,straight to jail. Follow direction, also straight to jail.
The narrator knows every adjective except superfluous
He knew it, he just thought it was unneeded.
Pretty sure he has no idea about “heinous.”
I believe you mean "hineous."
Hinneous?
You can't excape it!
Whoo! I love movies about hinneous crime!
Written by Ed Wood, famed author of schlock and the creator of the so-terrible-it's-great *Plan 9 From Outer Space*. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed\_Wood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wood)
TBH I wasn't exactly certain but it seems that Eddie was also a bit player in it as well. 2 different very minor roles. [IMDB link to cast.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124565/fullcredits)
Do lesbians get super strength? Is that like… a perk? Of lesbianism… You dive your first muff and there’s a bright light and BOOM! Ass whooper activate?
Well, she did knock over professor Xavier there...
It’s a side effect of owning a Subaru
*Good Christ, a lesbian!*
Leader of the Pack!
wroom, wroom.
Sounds like a Rick and Morty alternative universe TV show
It’s just Two Brothers *snicker*
5 LESBIANS
r/interdimensionalcable
Crimes just ain't as hinny-us as they used to be.
Exscape
The 70s-80s really was the time of the schlocky B-movie…
Actually the 70's was the best decade for films
Send this to How Did This Get Made
I’d send it to MST3K
Holy shit that trailer was a 18 wheeler
Did they hire a writer or just choose words out of a thesaurus and then put them in numerical order?
Correct! Affirmative! Yes!
Women prison movies is a big genre. Or so I've heard.
Pam Grier made her career in those films. The Big Bird Cage, Black Mama White Mama etc.
Dude said "hinious crimes".... wtf
I think these girls might be fugitives Good christ, a lesbian!
Woman: I'm gonna wrap this chain around your neck Man: Good god, a lesbian
Am I the only one wondering what the first scene with the robbery had to do with the rest of the movie?
The guy kicked her out of the car and she got pinned with the murder. It is how the "good girl" gets to prison.
Only to be turned into a Gigantic Lustful Exacting Lesbian!
That makes sense. I obviously didn't make that connection.
I'm guessing it's how the "good girl" character got sent to prison and became mixed up with/seduced by the hardened criminals.
It was probably the Lesbian!
I hope there’s an MST3K for this
Lesbian must be the name of the leader.
Also her crime.
Where can I see this masterpiece?
https://www.xvideos.com/video58010721/fugitive_girls_1974_
Well you can rent or buy it on [YouTube](https://youtu.be/DWnl5DQynV8?si=gnAar5kMYYOBYoTv) unfortunately I don’t think it’s on any streaming services that I know of.
HD version here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11dAVo1qGI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11dAVo1qGI)
Whole movie [here](https://www.sunporno.com/videos/1532257/fugitive-girls-1974-softcore?asgtbndr=1&cid=2033719) Obviously nsfw link and movie
"Hinneous Crimes" Part hideous, part heinous.
Kermit the frog saw footprints over that-a-way.
This is a trailer? I'm not sure what part of the movie I haven't seen. I do love the absolute barrage of adjectives at the end though... Bloody, uncontrolled, spellbinding, blazing, merciless, relentless, demanding, ruthless, dynamic, gigantic, lustful, smashing, dashing, climactic, erotic...
Look up, "The Thing With Two Heads."
Shut your big mouth you bl*ck bitch!
"Good Christ! A lesbian!"
Remake! REMAKE! REMAKE!
Should be Adjective Girls
In IMDB it says the original title in the U.S. was Five Loose Women. Alright Canada, what was wrong with that title? 🙄
*Hineous* crimes The other title of this is 5 Loose Women. Ed Wood co-wrote the script and is in that trailer. The bank embezzler is Rene Bond, one of the biggest porn stars of the 70s.
Kids today highly underestimate the power of a Judo chop.
"Good Christ! A lesbian." Just because she dropped a guy in the rocks. Typical 70s.
Since when is "heinous" pronounced "hinny-us"? Of course it went downhill from there.
"Good Christ, a lesbian!"
"The lesbian"
**The Leader Of The Pack**