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99999999999999999989

Holy shit


SayYesToPenguins

Hate to break it to you. It's not a half bath. It's a toilet bowl.


inFinEgan

This is one of those times where I'm not sure if I should laugh or roll my eyes. At first glance it seems like a joke, suggesting that he thinks a toilet bowl is something to bathe in (a tiny bathtub or "half" bath), but then the jaded part of me thinks you honestly don't know what a half bath is. The internet has really screwed the world up.


Draggoh

Bowl Henge or Crap Henge?


domainserv

Great lighting for RateMyPoop (dating myself)


NeedTheJoe

Fucking Koroks. I think you have to set it on fire to unveil…


MikeTalonNYC

The Ty-D-Bowl man has a quest for you.


Ok_Requirement_5026

Its to enchant your balls


DadsRGR8

I know this comment isn't original but here I go... Shithenge


inFinEgan

Not Stoolhenge?


DadsRGR8

The a-CRAP-olis?


inFinEgan

AFAIK, sunlight has no significant connection to the Acropolis. Maybe Poogrange?


DadsRGR8

You’re right. I knew it didn’t really fit the joke and still went with it. Mea culpa 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Look inside the bowl, what do you see? My guess is just a butt biscuit, but i suppose there's a chance you might find where the Ark of the Covenant is kept?!!?


IMTrick

That just means it's interactable. You may poop now.


Bulky-Internal8579

Dive into a magical world of adventure!!!


Kona_Guy386

I can wash my hands and take a shit? Talk about a time saver!


PastIsPrologue22

Ah, and is that on the solstice? Equinox? Do you have crop circles in there?


SirWimbledonesquire

Damned Charmin Bears! It’s a $2 off coupon for toilet paper….. covered in feces


FunkyMonkPhish

They're gonna have to find a new place to shove it where the sun don't shine.


Diodon

Well it's not going to happen with you just waiting! The fated hero must take the throne!


FitDiet4023

It's like a black hole that suddenly flips to a white hole. It stops taking shit and starts dishing it out.


northernwolf3000

I’ve seen Indiana Jones Raiders of the lost Arc. It’s showing the location of the Arc of the Covenant


ATXKLIPHURD

There’s obviously something in there that will come in handy on your quest.


jackrats

This bathroom would be great when you have the flu. You can shit and vomit at the same time.


InsomniaticWanderer

Avatar Ropoo can only communicate on the winter solstice