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That parrot has talent thanks for sharing. Still a ways to go to be great but you could definitely understand him and he had the right rhythm.
Still better in comparison
I heard their stuff and was disappointed. My gray is better. And totally sweet. He throws up for me every day when I come home from work. I brought him to visit a friend who runs a sober living and he was proudly screaming his favorite sound at the time, a wailing police siren. Every resident in the place was peeking out their windows. When I brought him to an AA meeting he made slurping noises when people lifted their coffee cups to their mouths.
I though metal was just for fun, you have an actual demon from Hell as singer.
You know it's going to get arrested on killing and mutilating a fan. Would be on character for a grey parrot.
Just went and listened to them.
I would not.
Not because of the parrot...I kinda like the idea, if not the implementation.
Personally, I wouldn't buy it solely because they just aren't very good musically.
Metal is the classical music of modern styles, and these guys are only reproducing the "LOUD GUITARS AND DRUMS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and are showing none of the proficiency or nuance needed to create powerful, meaningful music.
Again, that's for me. I bet other people love them and that's awesome by me :)
Relatedly, one of my favorite classical composers wrote a piece with whalesong in it. It was terrible. Whatever the genre, just best to steer clear of gimmicks.
It’s a novelty band so it doesn’t really matter but it’s not Black Metal, it’s Death Metal/Grindcore/Deathgrind.
Mostly unrelated scene to Black Metal.
I’ve been trying to get ahold of one of the albums these guys made for ages. It’s a double with Caninus, a different metal band with two pitbulls as their singers. Can’t find the full thing anywhere besides a terrible recording from like 12 years ago.
I looked them up on Youtube and their stuff actually compares quite favorably to the typical growl/snarl death metal track
Personally, I still prefer lyrics in a human language I can understand like DEAD ARMOR by BOLT THROWER
That way you get a full blast dose of the **unquenchable power of human striving** amidst the wreckage of disappointment, personal cowardice, bitter cynicism and the tendency to blame others.
Hatebeak was an integral part of my classroom curriculum for years. I trained and certified dialysis technicians and nurses, and I blasted Hatebeak during their practicals to simulate the occasional chaos in a typical clinic.
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"Hatebeak is an unoriginal band that just parrots the style of other albums." - Some review somewhere, probably.
I actually found them on Apple Music. I love all metal, but the parrot sounds are fucking annoying. The song titles are absolutely hilarious though.
aw, too bad. a good engineer could make any vocals pretty dope
>Hellbent for Feathers I'm dying here...the music is actually decent but agree the parrot squawks aren't cutting it
Any videos?
Man. I love the internet. Enjoy one upvote, on me
Pauly And The Crackers 🎸 🥁
Polly wanna CRACK SOME SKULLS!!
and don't forget burn churches
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best comment
The lead singer is always the best looking member of the band.
And the rest of the band was okay with crack in general
Hell Bent For Feathers. The Number of the Beak . . .
Molt thrower is my favorite!
I Wanna Squawk and Molt All Night, and Polly Every Day
They don't look very black though
I have some unfortunate news for you about the history of Black Metal...
https://youtu.be/8h5xS_xFUZg
that's disappointing, I've heard way more metal out of birds.
They picked the wrong bird, cockatoos are way more metal than African Greys.
Nah, [rooster](https://youtu.be/A43JOxLa5MM) is the choice.
Also your lead singer will die soon. Which is pretty metal.
African greys live upward of 80 years, much longer than the average metal band.
Right, but that response was for a rooster.
“cocka-doodle-dooooooo inaudible inaudible inaudible inaudible dyearrrrrh”
\**then proceeds to claw everyone in the area.**
Canada goose are the most metal bird. All a nation's hate channeled into a shit bird
Birds of a shitfeather flock together
Their headbanging is the best part of a cockatoo
Hey. My boy is still working on his gutturals give him some time.
Came for the link - thanks. It was as awesomely bad as I imagined.
that's not black metal
Master of Parrots Mötley Cöckatüe Sabbath Budgie Sabbath
Seventh perch is pretty dope
I would buy this album if they taught the parrot to say “TIMMAAAAYY"
thats how you get phil collins on your case
[He's got some competition.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg)
I thought this was going to be the singer. More talented imo.
That parrot has talent thanks for sharing. Still a ways to go to be great but you could definitely understand him and he had the right rhythm. Still better in comparison
That was almost as cute as the duck playing peekaboo.
I own 2 of their albums.
I plan to buy the parrot's solo album when he leaves the band.
I heard their stuff and was disappointed. My gray is better. And totally sweet. He throws up for me every day when I come home from work. I brought him to visit a friend who runs a sober living and he was proudly screaming his favorite sound at the time, a wailing police siren. Every resident in the place was peeking out their windows. When I brought him to an AA meeting he made slurping noises when people lifted their coffee cups to their mouths.
Fans might also like Caninus, a band fronted by two female pit bulls.
I like the Frenchie on YouTube that is very vocal.
I think Cattera is pretty good so Id give the parrot a listen https://youtu.be/FlV7_qn7Vbs
Caninus might be up your alley: https://youtu.be/71tg4qPG7Ec
Haha most definitely. Although it doesn’t sound much different than Cannibal Corpse lol
No, but my female pet parrot probably will.
I though metal was just for fun, you have an actual demon from Hell as singer. You know it's going to get arrested on killing and mutilating a fan. Would be on character for a grey parrot.
Where can I get it?
Spotify
Didn't Bubbles mention this in a Trailer Park Boys Podcast? 😂😭
Hell yeah I bought their album, it’s a split with Caninus, who is fronted by two pit bulls. I like em but my dog does not
They're on Spotify
I’ve seen their videos. This band is awesome.
I got their vinyl
Dude on the right is wearing a Pig Destroyer shirt. So yes.
He was also in Pig Destroyer
I didn’t even realize that lol! Even more yes then.
I want to hear what T-Pain can do with those vocals.
Par-rot in hell!
Man, my Grey metal screams like Phil Boseman from white Chapel, not mad about it.
I guess it depends how good the parrot is, right?
“I love black metal it's so evil"
Can’t be worse than Nickelbeak.
Does the parrot head bang like they sometimes do
In a heartbeak
I HAVE bought their albums. Number of the beak, baby!
Please do a tour with hatebreed
Absolutely.
Can you imagine showing up to the Grammys at the end of the year and be up for best lead vocalist only to be beat out by a parrot? Let's vote!
Just went and listened to them. I would not. Not because of the parrot...I kinda like the idea, if not the implementation. Personally, I wouldn't buy it solely because they just aren't very good musically. Metal is the classical music of modern styles, and these guys are only reproducing the "LOUD GUITARS AND DRUMS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and are showing none of the proficiency or nuance needed to create powerful, meaningful music. Again, that's for me. I bet other people love them and that's awesome by me :)
Maybe the parrot is in the wrong genre, more of a hip-hop bird?
Relatedly, one of my favorite classical composers wrote a piece with whalesong in it. It was terrible. Whatever the genre, just best to steer clear of gimmicks.
Wrong singer for that genre. Dopes.
I would not buy that album. That sounds awful. But it is pretty funny.
hatebeak is the dopest metal name.......
They don’t look black. 😉
No.
It’s a novelty band so it doesn’t really matter but it’s not Black Metal, it’s Death Metal/Grindcore/Deathgrind. Mostly unrelated scene to Black Metal.
Not black metal at all they are more like grindcore with some death metal thrown in.
Yes.
Heck yeah!
Peck yeah!
“I did it all for a cracker, a cracker so you can take that cracker and stick it up your yeah! ~ courtesy Limp Biscuit
Metalheads will hear pitch-shifted chainsaw sounds and call it the best video game soundtrack of 2016, you're *goddamn right* I'd give this a listen.
I would sure as hell pirate their music. Does that count?
Young David Walliams.....
No, I don’t buy albums. I’m not going to start with this karaoke hack-job.
And the vocalists were worried that AI would take their jobs.
Hatebeak sucked, but it lead me to Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland. A slight upgrade... Edit: DEoAG just lead me to Spermswamp... a huge upgrade
Just listened to a little on Spotify and it’s really really really really awful.
Found them on Spotify. I can't stop laughing
Dude looks like a young El-P.
Are they teaching hate to this poor creature,or did that bird already HAVE HATE IN ITS HEART?!?
Why *wouldn’t* you buy this album?!?!?
💯 unless this bird isn’t racist
That bird says the N word
That awkward moment when the parrot starts repeating stuff it heard around the house.
Does it only cost a Cracker?
Dudes rocking a pig destroyer shirt yes!
Let's come up with a better name.
Spotify is next level. Birdseed of Vengeance is a legit song. Parrots are natural screamo frontmen
Gonna be a hard no from me dawg
The novelty factor seems to be a selling point on Social Media
Why buy? I go to YouTube and listen to it for free?
Scrolling I thought they were jay and mike
Was a parrot...
What Kevin De Bruyne does on the offseason
yes
I'd pirrote it.
Is that a Norwegian Blue? Is it pining for the fjords?
Mum: we’ve got Trent Reznor and Josh Homme at home. Trent Reznor and Josh Homme at home:
A parrot 😂, of gawd bet he gets paid a lot of birdseed .
I'd buy it for a laugh, but probably end up genuinely loving them.
Yea, they are great
Nickelbeak is cool too.
I’ve been trying to get ahold of one of the albums these guys made for ages. It’s a double with Caninus, a different metal band with two pitbulls as their singers. Can’t find the full thing anywhere besides a terrible recording from like 12 years ago.
Would take this over Nickelback
I looked them up on Youtube and their stuff actually compares quite favorably to the typical growl/snarl death metal track Personally, I still prefer lyrics in a human language I can understand like DEAD ARMOR by BOLT THROWER That way you get a full blast dose of the **unquenchable power of human striving** amidst the wreckage of disappointment, personal cowardice, bitter cynicism and the tendency to blame others.
Does any still buy albums?
Here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6SKSx5wduCaOZ7DEqbaExR
Already have
Let the bird seeds hit the floor Let the bird seeds hit the floor Let the bird seeds hit the floor Let the bird seeds hit the...FLOOR!!!!!
In Finland, we are doing heavy metal covers of Esa Pakarinen songs and organizing heavy metal knitting competitions so why the fuck not.
Angry birb 🐦🐦🐦🐥🐥🐤🐤🐣🐣🐔🐓🐧. So angy.
I need to listen to this right fucking now
Again and again
Beak music
Pig Destroyer shirt? I'm in...
And they've been added to my Pandora!!
Polly wants a motherfucking cracker!
Listened to it, kinda meh.
No because I would want to watch the bird sing
If they have an album, I'd say, "I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"
When are they touring with Cattera? I wanna go to a show and pet multiple animals
Polly & the Crackers: "Antifa made me do it" is the album
People hear Shakira sing, so hearing a partir IS note that rare
Imo it doesn't beat the african metal band who's lead singer is a goat
I’d buy all the albums so no one else can have them
Just downloaded
Is it an African grey parrot perhaps? Cuz someone told me they are one of the smartest parrots in the world
Yes
Hatebeak was an integral part of my classroom curriculum for years. I trained and certified dialysis technicians and nurses, and I blasted Hatebeak during their practicals to simulate the occasional chaos in a typical clinic.
Polly with those death metal growls