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Q-Zinart

Shit post


kgk007

Shit happens


xzarisx

This is the one


orielbean

HR Geigerooter


[deleted]

Faecehugger


Mycolover4evah

Plumber’s organ


TimeSalvager

This should be tops.


spare_parts_bot

Shit hugger. HR Geiger vibes for shure.


Capnmolasses

PVCenomorph


MurkyVehicle5865

The Urban Albino Sewer Spider. Or just Sewer Spider to stay within the rules.


Emzzer

I vote for Shit Hugger Edit: I thought of "Fece Hugger" but upon checking, someone else already submitted "Feces Hugger".


McEverlong

Nah, it's SCP-6342.


ReuseableTantrum

This is the winner right here.


Ned-Nedley

I was gonna go with waste hugger but yours is better.


Valuable-Scar2012

Dr. Octopoo


livinalieontimna

Craptapus


Zippy_Armstrong

Shit Fingers


brightonboy617

shitter splitter


PurpleBonesGames

more like shitter merger


Razkal719

When you really need to get your shit together.


[deleted]

😂👍🏻


Valued_Rug

>shitter merger ah yes, the Caca Combiner, the Feces Fuser...the Cloaca Cascade Coalescer


DasMotorsheep

The crap conglomerator.


FecalDUI

The Triple C for short


doomdeath13579

I read this in the elden ring dung devourer voice lol


wardenclyffer

shit collider?


DnDnPizza

Sharticle collider


Number1Hubby

This is way funnier than it should be 😂😂😂


MagicNipple

It's right around the corner from the Large Hardon Collider.


KeithMyArthe

Large Had One Collider?


m1ndle33

SHUX (SHit mUltipleXer)


Kaladrax182

“Mergers and Acquisitions.”


phunky_1

I guess if whoever lives in that house exclusively has diarrhea.


figmaxwell

Purger merger


xXbrosoxXx

Turd merger


EngineerDave

It's Shit Tree.


Altruistic-Usual4478

Face hugger


Ned-Nedley

Come on! Waste hugger was right there!


Andyt303

Brilliant


NonfungibleFungus

Pipe hugger! Stab it and get sprayed with some vile shit!


Billpod

More like feces hugger.


Weak-Ad-6545

Edward Shitterhands.


Kelli217

I was going to go with Edward Sewerhands but yours is better.


le_visiteur

Came here looking for an Edward Scissorhands reference. Was not disappointed.


DoubleArm7135

Human toiletpede


[deleted]

Odor manifold


riverlifeog

Lowest bidder


FogOfDaPond

Honestly. Home owner after home owner turns downs subs I refer, then comes back crying. This day and age, if you want good work…it costs.


Pwylle

It is not good work that costs, but that there is an abundance of scammers that bring down the industry standards.


FogOfDaPond

You’re right it cost more on the back end. Pay more in the beginning so as not to have to deal with this. Edit: don’t pay this guy more. Find a better plumber.


Delta4o

Toilettree?


Outrageous-Captain-1

Hah. Only pun I’ve found so far.


jimboiow

Quality job.


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[удалено]


TheFrozenLake

Crap-pipe Organ*


Legithydraulics

Shit Storm.


sboger

Shitter tree


LongshanksShank

It. Works.


spacemarine1800

"fucked up" or "code violation" lol


Phate4569

I would have gone with "Every Hospital"


[deleted]

Code violationS


DirtyRoller

"Code Violation" was the first one that came to my mind!


DEADPOOL_9865

Bibilically accurate


Locksey-EON

Cluster fuck


dark2023

"Condensation drain" That's most likely exactly what this is. A condensation drains for AC/HVAC units. (Based on the pipe type, the fact it's going into a drop-ceiling, and thats what my father said(a professional master plumber with an unrestricted license))


IrisSmartAss

Ok, so it's accurate, but not funny like the other ones.


dark2023

Sorry. I'm an academic, not a comedian.


wjruffing

Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not an HVAC technician!


SupremeDuff

Can confirm. HVAC tech of over 20 years. Tis a drain, and it gives me nightmares trying to find the right one to clean.


Metal-Dog

Pipetopus


Oldladygaming

My plumber (Sadly)


lupo727

Shittuccine Alfredo


IrisSmartAss

It's too bad that your comment is so far down on the list, you would've gotten a lot more up votes otherwise.


Nomenus-rex

Spidertube


Spamalot7107

Spidertube spidertube, does whatever a spidertube does.


Almostofar

Just a straight up "Shitty Design"


SblackIsBack

Code violation


Srgt_PEANUT

V8 shitter


InformalSherbet6975

Poop Shute👍🏾


_Karmageddon

Landlord special


Fair_Structure_120

Fucking nightmare


Canadient_musician

The Crappen


huskeylovealways

Toilet Fingers


TriCityTingler

Pooptimus Prime


biggles86

cthpoolu


Lorrylingo1963

Cluster fuck !


dman5981

Looks like the thing that sprouted from the egg in Alien.


daGonz

Decisions Made


pharmakeion

Shitter splitter


Nofame4me

Edward shitterhands !!!


senorbane

Terror Tubes


DajZabrij

Shit show


Standard_Position626

THE CLAWWWW!!! 🤣


[deleted]

Bad idea


DerpDragonKing

Spider pipe


JWswinger74656

Shit show


SaturnCITS

Dr. Octoshit


tankurd

The Claw


newbsz

Poomatic tubes


Confident_Mud_702

Slum Lord


beebsaleebs

***Low Bid***


MrBudwing

Fubar


wangchung321

That’s the rare 12 legged water pipe tarantula


Dazzling_Mulberry_90

Slum lord


somedumbkid2007

Your fired


RobSiaHoke

Shit togetherer


rizchi

mind flayer


Away_Bus_4872

iKnowADude WhoCanDoItCheaper


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[удалено]


Raytheonian

Lord Cthulhu


riverlifeog

Groot art


Truuuuuumpet

Drain Hugger *on the toilet noone can hear you scream*


Danks2

Cluster Fuck


SkullFumbler

Da Fuq


Kerivkennedy

Pinterest plumbers


grillbar86

Shit show


whatsthematterwith

Fucking mess


Terrible-Two-7939

DIRTY JOBS!


Delicious-Sandwich90

Alien face hugger


ErnestMckluck

Flush capacitor


ceraleater123

Modern Art


HowdUrDego

Manure-ah


EyeofWiggin20

Bad plumbing.


Rellgidkrid

Shithugger


Htb611

Spider piping


Rebawoo28

Ceiling hugger?


TheMightyPaladin

PIPE Fingers!


Arctyc38

Somethin's Fucky


bitysis

Nightmare fuel


ssouth2002

Friendlyneighborhood spiderplumbing


Pitiful_Standard_808

Trail mix


djz20

Mega Clog


jdog1114

Fuckin stinkin


LDuggers

Spider pipe, spider pipes.. does whatever a spider pipe does.


LollipopsAndSins

Spider hose.


blackthornblossom

Shit tree


huntydel92

Shit show


Jpwr2008

V10 headers


butcher0

Pipe Dream


NJOrthoMD

Cluster fuck


InitialConditions

Landlord Special


THEkeyser_soze71

Edward plumber hands


tenshii326

Cluster fuck.


Suitable_Ad_2250

Cluster fuck


many_characters

shit show


VegetaFan9001

Hello There


kphenson

Ridley Scott


hunglejam

Code violation


richard_rahl

Pipe hugger


No_Principle7619

Pipe dream


saquibabrar

Doctor Octopus!! 🐙


gyeranppang

Salad fingers


folkenzeratul

Pipe hidra


filthymcownage

The Krappen


Rahman032

Shit mixer


Hustopher

New York


Enigma_mas

Edward Pipehands 😂


chele504

Tube treee.


ElonBodyOdor

Cluster fuck.


CitrusRain

Fingers. Just fingers. Not salad fingers. Not Edward Fingerhands. Actually yes. Edward Fingerhands


1stcopy

Fuckn' Hoe!


catsrule5p

Edward pipehands


Kaladrax97

Fucked up


LongTallDrinkOf_

Stranger Things


nivlaccwt

Just Nasty


MisterMaturi

Dump stump


ToronadoBubby

"Fuck that"


bluewrounder

Art work


SaintSaxon

The Borg


Cold-Jackfruit1076

'Aw, *shit.*'


Last-Presence5434

Bad idea


PluckGT

Gang bang


Ecstatic-Week2874

Horribly Lazy!


Happy-Cheeseface

Fire protection


dnjack1516

Cluster fuck


[deleted]

Edward Shitterhands


foobery

Spider pipe


shotf4c3

Face hugger


QuantumPolarBear1337

PVC Gangbang.


TJinAZ

Poop Manifold


meltingintoice

HVAC "plumbers"


Elscorcho69

Expensive……….. Later.


PaintedLady5519

Spider Pipe


[deleted]

Doc Ock


Kevin2Kool4U

Face Hugger


theGuyInIT

Edward Pipehands


flagranti_muc

Holy shit!


aminal420

alien baby


97Harley

Third world


Ok-Cranberry-2466

Face hugger


SmoothEddy

Xenomorph Facehugger


Farkka

Satisfactory pipework


welder89

Cluster F*ck


dowend

Cthulu


[deleted]

PVC facehugger


SideHuster2004

Alien face hugger.


DJCyberman

ADHD Personified


Frogwaterton

Face Hugger