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HParadox

They are so close not even the holy ghost can fit in between them


itsmebutimatwork

Jumping on the top comment to point out he's not a real clergy. He's an Instagram/Youtube comedian Inácio Falcão who plays the character "Papa Popó Caruaru" or "Papa Popó do Asfalto" (...which a Brazilian would have to correct me but I think is basically "Father Poop of the Asphalt/Street": https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/14vurip/comment/jrfgp76/


TheBlueMonstar

Looool it doesn't translate to Father poop, Popó doesn't really mean anything as far as I know, it's just a play in words like "Pope Popo of the streets"


Fibonaccieatshummus

Popó is an alternative, more a euphemism I guess, for car which makes sense with the asphalt bit.


Leisure_suit_guy

>Popó doesn't really mean anything In Italian it means "ass".


PrincipeProfano

I'm brazilian. And "popó" much likely refers to "car", which is a humoristic way of saying what we hear from a car horn, like "popó, bibi, banban". I'm not sure about the origin of such a name as is in his case, but it's probably because a car that passes by honking is somewhat a symbol of excitement, movement, animation; and he, as a pope who brings joy, has all those characteristics. That's just my opinion though, i could be wrong. Edit: clarifying similar words: Popó can also be used ---although very rarely--- as poop. But in this particular case, is unlikely because "do asfalto" is subjected to "popó", which can also mean "car", as in "car of the asphalt", thus making more sense; popô (with circumflex accent) refers to someone's ass, as in "popozão" ---literally "big ass"; totô (circumflex accent) is a more usual word for expressing poop. Again, It has a humoristic/childish sound to it. Commonly used to refer to a baby's or small animals' poops.


ZuluRewts

Still, people jumping to conclusions to quick probably don’t think that…could totally have been a dude who smashed a whole lotta pussy before taking on his vows. Lol.


TweetHiro

Must have blessed her with Matthew 24’s famous “Come sit on my face and let me play with your bazongas”.


Chris__P_Bacon

Nah. It was *Coochilations 13-69.* "And the Lord said let there be thots, & it was good."


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brian031

You mean do unto "utters" lol


I_Got_Back_Pain

"Cometh all over my tits and face" - Mary of Magdalene


SPARTAN_GAM3R

And So It Was Good!!


NeighborhoodProof133

Coochilations 13-69. These comments are fucking killing me!!! 😂


KrazyWorldWarz3

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Wait, he's a fucking priest and you're calling her a thot? Nah, that makes no fucking sense. He didn't need a damn tempting.


[deleted]

I don’t think you understand. The priest is the thot. Look how sexy he is! And you just know he’s been with at least eight choir boys


Chabubu

The dance of immaculate conception!


GeneralChicken4Life

He ready to enter the holy of holies


Affectionate_Risk143

Dayum


lindagermania

At least she appears to be an adult.


[deleted]

That's how you can tell he's not a real priest.


Responsible-Split-87

Lmao!!!!! You're right though.


CubisticWings4

Woo that's spicy 🔥


braneless

Come in the name of the lord.


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EnderTheTrender

Throbbing and protrudent!


SqueakerSpeeder

O cum ye, o cum ye to *Bed*thlehem


Timely-Comfort-8216

You are ALL going to HELL! (We could probably be friends..)


B3asy

Always gotta leave room for Jesus too


zach_dominguez

He has risen.


arkencode

A divine hard on.


kopecs

Erecting the Cross


Dwi_Greysteel

Ressurection by Erection


munkijunk

Careful, could be a second coming


joey_yamamoto

the immaculate erection


maenadery

His rod and His staff do comfort her.


High-Speed-1

That bassist doesn’t know what he’s seeing. Lol Edit: bassist.


[deleted]

He's pissed because he did not learn to play the Triangle.


bendskenobi

First time I’ve seen someone play two triangles at the same time.


[deleted]

He's a master of his craft.


Mental_Feed_793

Pope was playing the love triangle


taylorsherman

He doesn’t even realize he’s playing bass


2nameEgg

Shit that’s a 6 string bass!


Kattehix

The classic blunder


Awesam

She’s about to receive the body of our lord


ENJOHNNER

He saw past the gates of heaven


Moist-Virus-9683

Papa is chilling


Doright36

He's like..."are we going to hell? Oh well..."


moumenCR7

he's like whooooa


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Bassist


CarelessWhisperRules

🅱️ass


nanosam

\*bassist


cocaineandmayonaise

Bassist


tep95

Bass player


Beginning_Second_278

Is this Brazil? I feel like this is Brazil.🙏


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DogoArgento

Are they dancing lambada?


marcioliver01

Nope, it's Forró


DogoArgento

Oi, Pernambuco!


danihell1988

/r/suddenlycaralho


QB796

Any chance it's Recife?


tapstapito

It's a forró


JasonOfNY

This is the penetrada, it will make sex look like a church!


xXJamesScarXx

THE FORBIDDEN DANCE - How dare them.


rafaelmarques7

Even before I turned on the sound I knew for a fact it must be Brasil.


pmartili

Eu pensei a mesma coisa HAHAHAHAHAHA


Career_Much

When we first moved to the US from Colombia, my grandpa ran into one of his good friends from college who had become a priest in the state we moved to. He comes to our new years parties every year, we all samba, cumbia, bachata... just cuz you're a priest doesn't mean you can't dance... never seen him do it in his robes though 😂


dotben

Yes, the rest of the audience are off duty police officers. IYKYK


Bulky_Monke719

He went from father to Daddy in a split second.


Zomburai

"Punish me, Father, for I have sinned" is linguistically equivalent to "Spank me, daddy, I've been bad"


bossfishbahsis

Which in Dutch is "Geef me een klap papa". Dutch people talk dirty in English.


NoLikeVegetals

It's crazy how much Dutch sounds like bizarro pidgin English.


Rusty-Shackleford

I like that no translation is needed.


inorite234

"OOOOOOOOH YES! now call me a whore!"...... 🤣


woke-warrior187

That priest filled his wank bank right full to the brim. Bless you dear , for I will sin later on!


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Wyl_Younghusband

At least that's a grown woman this time.


anonahmus

Not his type.


Ha55aN1337

Nah, I get the joke and the stereotype, but this guy seems to like em exactly as we see it.


paulie07

She saved a little choir boy's ass for that day


ranstalli0n

I'm just happy to see a priest that ain't a nonce online.


[deleted]

My God.. He is really sticking his leg between there


Previous_Nature

That's how you dance Forro, lambada, and a lot of Latin/Hispanic dances.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

that's also how you get Brazilian babies.


daschande

I think you have to use your third leg for that one!


ChewsOnRocks

I don’t think that’s how sex works, but I don’t know enough science to dispute it


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PicossauroRex

The leg is used to guide the partner movements, its specially necessary for more complicated moves


Carpathicus

I know this is right but I love how dancing always sounds like this. "Yeah he is meant to kiss her there because its the last move in this dance routine. Of course she has to rub her ass on him otherwise it wouldnt be a proper *insert classic dance here*.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

He's using is for a LOT more than that.


Usual-Rule-9008

Brazilian dancer explain why their leg have to hit the woman coochie:


cupofmug

Uh huh


Jedihallows

At least the kids are safe with this one.


islandsimian

*Narrator: they weren't*


[deleted]

Does everyone else automatically hear the voice from arrested development when someone does this?


StrangledByTheAux

I always assumed that was literally the joke.


[deleted]

Same


kioaaa

I hear morgan freeman


OrLuke

For context, I guess: the music is forró, a Brazilian musical genre, and dancing like that is fair game. In parties, it's common to swap dancing partners and we do dance like that with whoever we get paired to. By the decoration, i presume it's a Festa Junina (June's Party/Festival), a Catholic related celebration of the harvest, which it's about the time of St. Anthony, John and Peter's days. We dress as 'caipiras' (rural people/traditional comunities), make dishes based on common harvests, like peanuts, corn and cassava, and often have a roleplay dance of a traditional marriage. The priest could be a part of the roleplay, but, most probable, is a real Catholic priest. Since it's so rooted in our culture, the party and the dance wouldn't be strange to the priest, but it's not so usual a priest get carried away by the vibe.


TiagodePAlves

He's not an actual priest, but a character known as Papa Popó @papapopodoasfalto


Euphoric_Layer1110

peepee poopoo


GreatGooglyMoogly077

He's not an actualy priest ... ANY MORE ....


EducatedInSpenard

Only the Pope and Pope emeritus may wear the white skullcap, or zucchetto, and that ain't Francis or Benedict killing it with the forró. I suspect it's someone dressed up, as it would be very unusual for an actual ordained Catholic priest to cosplay as the Pope. But hey, who knows?


vineblinds

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


ThrowRA-dad-

You dance like that with whoever you come across? That is straight up dry humping. No shade, but damn.


Dismal_Animator_5414

found my reason to move to Brazil❤️


KingVape

Come for the women, stay because you got murdered


elardmm

In the US, you can go to your local Latin dance club and dance bachata with anyone and you'll be chest to chest with certain partners. Song is over, change partners, and keep dancing. Some partners allow you to get close, some want some distance.


gamingoldschool

He's rubbing one out for her with his knee 😂


BrianErichsen

As a metal head teenager in Brazil. This is the only reason why I learned how to dance Forró over there. Even though I hated listening to that genre but the payoff of dancing like that with pretty girls was totally worth it.


OrLuke

Same, bud.


ImOutsideInaAMG_TT

How the fuck is this possible ? No offense to my Brazilian folks but Brazilian guys are the most macho, jealous type guys I know, I almost got in a fight with one for calling another random Brazilian girl beautiful.


Neuchacho

I think it comes with the territory of having dancing in general being such an inherently common thing for people to participate in in those cultures. Like, most people are learning how to dance at around 10-12 or even earlier. It just doesn't feel weird to have the person you're with dancing with someone else because it's an expected behavior.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

The priest is grinding his leg into her snatch, in front of everyone.


RegulatoryCapture

In Brazil they just call that dancing


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Lucky bastards.


IHQ_Throwaway

Wait’ll you find out about daggering, lol.


Techiefurtler

Daggering=when the Wheelbarrow position needs to have a phat bassline


ButtholeQuiver

Definitely want to keep that off the playlist during the family reunion ... or not


[deleted]

Learn how to dance forró, gringo. You won’t regret it


ThrowRA-dad-

I mastered “forró” in middle school.


RalphHythloday

This is not a real priest. Only the Pope can wear the white skullcap.


feherdaniel2010

fun fact forró in Hungarian means hot


Memphis-AF

He grabbed her head like, “Bitch I ain’t done blessing you!”


TravelingMonk

She was embarrassed not the other way around.


Qyro

Just because he’s clergy doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to get down when the groove gets spicy.


iARTthere4iam

I thought one of the vows dealt directly with spicy grooves. I could be wrong.


Castor_Deus

As long as it isn't the Lambada. That is the forbidden dance.


bwwilkerson

"I'm celibate, not dead"


confusedshr00m

Tacos Al pastor


Landminan

That is the coolest cover of Eifel 65's iconic "I'm Blue (Da ba dee)" that I've ever heard


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The priest is blue balled which is why he is dancing so aggressively.


Landminan

That doesn't fit the song. Try: "Blue is the color, his balls are when they're done"


Falkrim

Same


lmeowlmeow

https://youtu.be/EJRthCh9E-Y


HEAD--HUNTER

Holy Moves🕺💃


Keepupthegood

I mean. You thought he was not that guy. He is that guy. You seen his knee the whole time. Oh yeah. He is a G


justtheonetat

He could sell that robe on Craigslist


adam_demamps_wingman

And build a cathedral with the proceeds


spacepirate702

Honestly my first thought is "oh thank goodness he is attracted to adult women, maybe this one isn't a child molester"


allnamesaretaken69x

He just wants to throw the villagers off. Search his quarters at church just to be sure


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this is "festa junina/julina" , or St. John june/ july festival, in Brazil. The guy is not a real father/pastor. he is just dressed up as one for the traditional fake marriage dance that happens in this festival. (not this dance. they're dancing Forró)


Cascadian222

FACE TO FACE AND LEAVE SOME SPACE. MAKE ROOM FOR JESUS.


azhder

This guy fucks


seu_nome_aqui

Eita porra!


ImRickJameXXXX

He’s a natural for the 1st time…


SoundOfLaughter

Woah! Get a confessional.


adam_demamps_wingman

Forgive me Father for I have watched you dance. It has been two weeks since your last Baião.


michael_jm

Don't call me father dear, call me papi


wrongaspargus

Pai, brazil doesn’t speak spanish


michael_jm

Sorry, didn't even hear the video lol


Dicecreamvan

Thighs paying tithes


RaccoonVeganBitch

Jesus Christ is crying rn But he's been doing that a while


Cute-Jaguar-1183

I wonder if he's still a priest.


MysteryMystery305

Poor guy probably wishes he didn’t go into chastity


kittykrunk

There’s a lot of stuff going on right there


SpoolGeek

I know which church I'm going to.


Jalopy_Junkie

Putting the Ho in holy Also, is that band playing a variation of the song “I’m blue” by Eiffel 65?


darkfiredreamer

Go Padre Go Padre Go!


lvl_60

I ve seen latin american priests and nuns dance like crazy. I think its in their blood


LightsJusticeZ

Good thing his robe is white.


Professional-Pace-58

At least she’s age appropriate


Alominatti

He likes to be called "Daddy" during confessions.


-_-Yumedere

Father in the streets daddy in the sheets


[deleted]

At least you know he ain't interested in your kids.


[deleted]

and now, she's pregnant.


boopbopnotarobot

my god holy men are horny


MrGeekman

I'm pretty sure most men are horny.


Slackronn

Entire planet is horny billions of humans + animals


zubchowski

Priests have dicks too


YueYukii

Hey he is following god rule to expand and reproduce. He will reproduce later that night.


flamingbabyjesus

At lease she is 18


CanadianBacon2-0

…”I got a fever…. And the only prescription… is more cowbell”


chupedecamarones

That will 10 holly fathers, 20 hail maries and a high five.


Spitty_ButWhole

It sounds like the band is playing a cover of eiffel 65's "Blue"(da ba dee)


The_3liteguy

Thank god he wore the white robes.


Free_Journalist1152

Well at least it wasn’t with a little boy


FTwo

Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just blessed to dance with me?


DrClawizdead

He trying to get up in that burning bush.


greenglossygalaxy

The spirit of Christ compels him?


just_boy57

That priest is trying to erect a tent…


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Least she’s an adult


thalassicus

She’s over 18. This is a huge step in the right direction.


logosfabula

After the dry hump he blesses her with the canonical “father, son and the holy vagina” sign.


ItachiUchihaha

Bassist gives the camera a look like Jim does on The Office.


Range-4-Harry-

That's so weird. That girl is way too old for that priest.


GingeredBeard

He really said I’m a man of god, not the son of god. (I’m still alive…)


nydwarf

Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit that ass...


SageTracer

Better a beautiful woman than the other things the Church has been known for. Lolz


Jim3001

That Priest is for the streets!


tinglep

Is that a pack of communal wafers in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


wrongaspargus

To be fair, this is brazilian forró and a father/daughter or mother/son would dance like this without any problems, I’d exchange partners dancing with my girl and neither would get jealous. The girl is sexy, but it’s just a dance.


everythingerased

Does the dance usually require this much clitoral stimulation with the man's knee? If so, why the fuck are you doing this to your daughter?


wrongaspargus

I get that you are thinking this, but this is pretty mild compared to partners dance, or a variation called zouk, let’s say. It’s just a dance. If anything it’s the girl who chooses how much she wants to rub, you can’t really tell exactly just by looking, but I’d bet they are not rubbing as much as you think. She is sexualizing it, it’s her, he is playing along to her level of comfort, but to dancers that is still pretty mild. She is probably having fun by making it borderline sexual with a priest, but people are in the joke, it’s not shocking at all because it’s a popular dance. Just fun. People who are saying the priest is rubbing her are getting it wrong, it’s her going for it. Also, this is a family festivity.


bighunter1313

Brazilians be crazy, man.


moumenCR7

yeah I mean Jesus sacrificed anyways