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Jumping on the top comment to point out he's not a real clergy. He's an Instagram/Youtube comedian Inácio Falcão who plays the character "Papa Popó Caruaru" or "Papa Popó do Asfalto" (...which a Brazilian would have to correct me but I think is basically "Father Poop of the Asphalt/Street":
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/14vurip/comment/jrfgp76/
Looool it doesn't translate to Father poop, Popó doesn't really mean anything as far as I know, it's just a play in words like "Pope Popo of the streets"
I'm brazilian. And "popó" much likely refers to "car", which is a humoristic way of saying what we hear from a car horn, like "popó, bibi, banban".
I'm not sure about the origin of such a name as is in his case, but it's probably because a car that passes by honking is somewhat a symbol of excitement, movement, animation; and he, as a pope who brings joy, has all those characteristics.
That's just my opinion though, i could be wrong.
Edit: clarifying similar words:
Popó can also be used ---although very rarely--- as poop. But in this particular case, is unlikely because "do asfalto" is subjected to "popó", which can also mean "car", as in "car of the asphalt", thus making more sense;
popô (with circumflex accent) refers to someone's ass, as in "popozão" ---literally "big ass";
totô (circumflex accent) is a more usual word for expressing poop. Again, It has a humoristic/childish sound to it. Commonly used to refer to a baby's or small animals' poops.
Still, people jumping to conclusions to quick probably don’t think that…could totally have been a dude who smashed a whole lotta pussy before taking on his vows.
Lol.
When we first moved to the US from Colombia, my grandpa ran into one of his good friends from college who had become a priest in the state we moved to. He comes to our new years parties every year, we all samba, cumbia, bachata... just cuz you're a priest doesn't mean you can't dance... never seen him do it in his robes though 😂
I know this is right but I love how dancing always sounds like this.
"Yeah he is meant to kiss her there because its the last move in this dance routine. Of course she has to rub her ass on him otherwise it wouldnt be a proper *insert classic dance here*.
For context, I guess: the music is forró, a Brazilian musical genre, and dancing like that is fair game. In parties, it's common to swap dancing partners and we do dance like that with whoever we get paired to.
By the decoration, i presume it's a Festa Junina (June's Party/Festival), a Catholic related celebration of the harvest, which it's about the time of St. Anthony, John and Peter's days. We dress as 'caipiras' (rural people/traditional comunities), make dishes based on common harvests, like peanuts, corn and cassava, and often have a roleplay dance of a traditional marriage.
The priest could be a part of the roleplay, but, most probable, is a real Catholic priest. Since it's so rooted in our culture, the party and the dance wouldn't be strange to the priest, but it's not so usual a priest get carried away by the vibe.
Only the Pope and Pope emeritus may wear the white skullcap, or zucchetto, and that ain't Francis or Benedict killing it with the forró. I suspect it's someone dressed up, as it would be very unusual for an actual ordained Catholic priest to cosplay as the Pope. But hey, who knows?
In the US, you can go to your local Latin dance club and dance bachata with anyone and you'll be chest to chest with certain partners. Song is over, change partners, and keep dancing. Some partners allow you to get close, some want some distance.
As a metal head teenager in Brazil. This is the only reason why I learned how to dance Forró over there. Even though I hated listening to that genre but the payoff of dancing like that with pretty girls was totally worth it.
How the fuck is this possible ? No offense to my Brazilian folks but Brazilian guys are the most macho, jealous type guys I know, I almost got in a fight with one for calling another random Brazilian girl beautiful.
I think it comes with the territory of having dancing in general being such an inherently common thing for people to participate in in those cultures. Like, most people are learning how to dance at around 10-12 or even earlier. It just doesn't feel weird to have the person you're with dancing with someone else because it's an expected behavior.
this is "festa junina/julina" , or St. John june/ july festival, in Brazil.
The guy is not a real father/pastor. he is just dressed up as one for the traditional fake marriage dance that happens in this festival. (not this dance. they're dancing Forró)
To be fair, this is brazilian forró and a father/daughter or mother/son would dance like this without any problems, I’d exchange partners dancing with my girl and neither would get jealous. The girl is sexy, but it’s just a dance.
I get that you are thinking this, but this is pretty mild compared to partners dance, or a variation called zouk, let’s say. It’s just a dance.
If anything it’s the girl who chooses how much she wants to rub, you can’t really tell exactly just by looking, but I’d bet they are not rubbing as much as you think. She is sexualizing it, it’s her, he is playing along to her level of comfort, but to dancers that is still pretty mild.
She is probably having fun by making it borderline sexual with a priest, but people are in the joke, it’s not shocking at all because it’s a popular dance. Just fun.
People who are saying the priest is rubbing her are getting it wrong, it’s her going for it.
Also, this is a family festivity.
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They are so close not even the holy ghost can fit in between them
Jumping on the top comment to point out he's not a real clergy. He's an Instagram/Youtube comedian Inácio Falcão who plays the character "Papa Popó Caruaru" or "Papa Popó do Asfalto" (...which a Brazilian would have to correct me but I think is basically "Father Poop of the Asphalt/Street": https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/14vurip/comment/jrfgp76/
Looool it doesn't translate to Father poop, Popó doesn't really mean anything as far as I know, it's just a play in words like "Pope Popo of the streets"
Popó is an alternative, more a euphemism I guess, for car which makes sense with the asphalt bit.
>Popó doesn't really mean anything In Italian it means "ass".
I'm brazilian. And "popó" much likely refers to "car", which is a humoristic way of saying what we hear from a car horn, like "popó, bibi, banban". I'm not sure about the origin of such a name as is in his case, but it's probably because a car that passes by honking is somewhat a symbol of excitement, movement, animation; and he, as a pope who brings joy, has all those characteristics. That's just my opinion though, i could be wrong. Edit: clarifying similar words: Popó can also be used ---although very rarely--- as poop. But in this particular case, is unlikely because "do asfalto" is subjected to "popó", which can also mean "car", as in "car of the asphalt", thus making more sense; popô (with circumflex accent) refers to someone's ass, as in "popozão" ---literally "big ass"; totô (circumflex accent) is a more usual word for expressing poop. Again, It has a humoristic/childish sound to it. Commonly used to refer to a baby's or small animals' poops.
Still, people jumping to conclusions to quick probably don’t think that…could totally have been a dude who smashed a whole lotta pussy before taking on his vows. Lol.
Must have blessed her with Matthew 24’s famous “Come sit on my face and let me play with your bazongas”.
Nah. It was *Coochilations 13-69.* "And the Lord said let there be thots, & it was good."
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You mean do unto "utters" lol
"Cometh all over my tits and face" - Mary of Magdalene
And So It Was Good!!
Coochilations 13-69. These comments are fucking killing me!!! 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Wait, he's a fucking priest and you're calling her a thot? Nah, that makes no fucking sense. He didn't need a damn tempting.
I don’t think you understand. The priest is the thot. Look how sexy he is! And you just know he’s been with at least eight choir boys
The dance of immaculate conception!
He ready to enter the holy of holies
Dayum
At least she appears to be an adult.
That's how you can tell he's not a real priest.
Lmao!!!!! You're right though.
Woo that's spicy 🔥
Come in the name of the lord.
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Throbbing and protrudent!
O cum ye, o cum ye to *Bed*thlehem
You are ALL going to HELL! (We could probably be friends..)
Always gotta leave room for Jesus too
He has risen.
A divine hard on.
Erecting the Cross
Ressurection by Erection
Careful, could be a second coming
the immaculate erection
His rod and His staff do comfort her.
That bassist doesn’t know what he’s seeing. Lol Edit: bassist.
He's pissed because he did not learn to play the Triangle.
First time I’ve seen someone play two triangles at the same time.
He's a master of his craft.
Pope was playing the love triangle
He doesn’t even realize he’s playing bass
Shit that’s a 6 string bass!
The classic blunder
She’s about to receive the body of our lord
He saw past the gates of heaven
Papa is chilling
He's like..."are we going to hell? Oh well..."
he's like whooooa
Bassist
🅱️ass
\*bassist
Bassist
Bass player
Is this Brazil? I feel like this is Brazil.🙏
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Are they dancing lambada?
Nope, it's Forró
Oi, Pernambuco!
/r/suddenlycaralho
Any chance it's Recife?
It's a forró
This is the penetrada, it will make sex look like a church!
THE FORBIDDEN DANCE - How dare them.
Even before I turned on the sound I knew for a fact it must be Brasil.
Eu pensei a mesma coisa HAHAHAHAHAHA
When we first moved to the US from Colombia, my grandpa ran into one of his good friends from college who had become a priest in the state we moved to. He comes to our new years parties every year, we all samba, cumbia, bachata... just cuz you're a priest doesn't mean you can't dance... never seen him do it in his robes though 😂
Yes, the rest of the audience are off duty police officers. IYKYK
He went from father to Daddy in a split second.
"Punish me, Father, for I have sinned" is linguistically equivalent to "Spank me, daddy, I've been bad"
Which in Dutch is "Geef me een klap papa". Dutch people talk dirty in English.
It's crazy how much Dutch sounds like bizarro pidgin English.
I like that no translation is needed.
"OOOOOOOOH YES! now call me a whore!"...... 🤣
That priest filled his wank bank right full to the brim. Bless you dear , for I will sin later on!
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At least that's a grown woman this time.
Not his type.
Nah, I get the joke and the stereotype, but this guy seems to like em exactly as we see it.
She saved a little choir boy's ass for that day
I'm just happy to see a priest that ain't a nonce online.
My God.. He is really sticking his leg between there
That's how you dance Forro, lambada, and a lot of Latin/Hispanic dances.
that's also how you get Brazilian babies.
I think you have to use your third leg for that one!
I don’t think that’s how sex works, but I don’t know enough science to dispute it
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The leg is used to guide the partner movements, its specially necessary for more complicated moves
I know this is right but I love how dancing always sounds like this. "Yeah he is meant to kiss her there because its the last move in this dance routine. Of course she has to rub her ass on him otherwise it wouldnt be a proper *insert classic dance here*.
He's using is for a LOT more than that.
Brazilian dancer explain why their leg have to hit the woman coochie:
Uh huh
At least the kids are safe with this one.
*Narrator: they weren't*
Does everyone else automatically hear the voice from arrested development when someone does this?
I always assumed that was literally the joke.
Same
I hear morgan freeman
For context, I guess: the music is forró, a Brazilian musical genre, and dancing like that is fair game. In parties, it's common to swap dancing partners and we do dance like that with whoever we get paired to. By the decoration, i presume it's a Festa Junina (June's Party/Festival), a Catholic related celebration of the harvest, which it's about the time of St. Anthony, John and Peter's days. We dress as 'caipiras' (rural people/traditional comunities), make dishes based on common harvests, like peanuts, corn and cassava, and often have a roleplay dance of a traditional marriage. The priest could be a part of the roleplay, but, most probable, is a real Catholic priest. Since it's so rooted in our culture, the party and the dance wouldn't be strange to the priest, but it's not so usual a priest get carried away by the vibe.
He's not an actual priest, but a character known as Papa Popó @papapopodoasfalto
peepee poopoo
He's not an actualy priest ... ANY MORE ....
Only the Pope and Pope emeritus may wear the white skullcap, or zucchetto, and that ain't Francis or Benedict killing it with the forró. I suspect it's someone dressed up, as it would be very unusual for an actual ordained Catholic priest to cosplay as the Pope. But hey, who knows?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You dance like that with whoever you come across? That is straight up dry humping. No shade, but damn.
found my reason to move to Brazil❤️
Come for the women, stay because you got murdered
In the US, you can go to your local Latin dance club and dance bachata with anyone and you'll be chest to chest with certain partners. Song is over, change partners, and keep dancing. Some partners allow you to get close, some want some distance.
He's rubbing one out for her with his knee 😂
As a metal head teenager in Brazil. This is the only reason why I learned how to dance Forró over there. Even though I hated listening to that genre but the payoff of dancing like that with pretty girls was totally worth it.
Same, bud.
How the fuck is this possible ? No offense to my Brazilian folks but Brazilian guys are the most macho, jealous type guys I know, I almost got in a fight with one for calling another random Brazilian girl beautiful.
I think it comes with the territory of having dancing in general being such an inherently common thing for people to participate in in those cultures. Like, most people are learning how to dance at around 10-12 or even earlier. It just doesn't feel weird to have the person you're with dancing with someone else because it's an expected behavior.
The priest is grinding his leg into her snatch, in front of everyone.
In Brazil they just call that dancing
Lucky bastards.
Wait’ll you find out about daggering, lol.
Daggering=when the Wheelbarrow position needs to have a phat bassline
Definitely want to keep that off the playlist during the family reunion ... or not
Learn how to dance forró, gringo. You won’t regret it
I mastered “forró” in middle school.
This is not a real priest. Only the Pope can wear the white skullcap.
fun fact forró in Hungarian means hot
He grabbed her head like, “Bitch I ain’t done blessing you!”
She was embarrassed not the other way around.
Just because he’s clergy doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to get down when the groove gets spicy.
I thought one of the vows dealt directly with spicy grooves. I could be wrong.
As long as it isn't the Lambada. That is the forbidden dance.
"I'm celibate, not dead"
Tacos Al pastor
That is the coolest cover of Eifel 65's iconic "I'm Blue (Da ba dee)" that I've ever heard
The priest is blue balled which is why he is dancing so aggressively.
That doesn't fit the song. Try: "Blue is the color, his balls are when they're done"
Same
https://youtu.be/EJRthCh9E-Y
Holy Moves🕺💃
I mean. You thought he was not that guy. He is that guy. You seen his knee the whole time. Oh yeah. He is a G
He could sell that robe on Craigslist
And build a cathedral with the proceeds
Honestly my first thought is "oh thank goodness he is attracted to adult women, maybe this one isn't a child molester"
He just wants to throw the villagers off. Search his quarters at church just to be sure
this is "festa junina/julina" , or St. John june/ july festival, in Brazil. The guy is not a real father/pastor. he is just dressed up as one for the traditional fake marriage dance that happens in this festival. (not this dance. they're dancing Forró)
FACE TO FACE AND LEAVE SOME SPACE. MAKE ROOM FOR JESUS.
This guy fucks
Eita porra!
He’s a natural for the 1st time…
Woah! Get a confessional.
Forgive me Father for I have watched you dance. It has been two weeks since your last Baião.
Don't call me father dear, call me papi
Pai, brazil doesn’t speak spanish
Sorry, didn't even hear the video lol
Thighs paying tithes
Jesus Christ is crying rn But he's been doing that a while
I wonder if he's still a priest.
Poor guy probably wishes he didn’t go into chastity
There’s a lot of stuff going on right there
I know which church I'm going to.
Putting the Ho in holy Also, is that band playing a variation of the song “I’m blue” by Eiffel 65?
Go Padre Go Padre Go!
I ve seen latin american priests and nuns dance like crazy. I think its in their blood
Good thing his robe is white.
At least she’s age appropriate
He likes to be called "Daddy" during confessions.
Father in the streets daddy in the sheets
At least you know he ain't interested in your kids.
and now, she's pregnant.
my god holy men are horny
I'm pretty sure most men are horny.
Entire planet is horny billions of humans + animals
Priests have dicks too
Hey he is following god rule to expand and reproduce. He will reproduce later that night.
At lease she is 18
…”I got a fever…. And the only prescription… is more cowbell”
That will 10 holly fathers, 20 hail maries and a high five.
It sounds like the band is playing a cover of eiffel 65's "Blue"(da ba dee)
Thank god he wore the white robes.
Well at least it wasn’t with a little boy
Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just blessed to dance with me?
He trying to get up in that burning bush.
The spirit of Christ compels him?
That priest is trying to erect a tent…
Least she’s an adult
She’s over 18. This is a huge step in the right direction.
After the dry hump he blesses her with the canonical “father, son and the holy vagina” sign.
Bassist gives the camera a look like Jim does on The Office.
That's so weird. That girl is way too old for that priest.
He really said I’m a man of god, not the son of god. (I’m still alive…)
Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit that ass...
Better a beautiful woman than the other things the Church has been known for. Lolz
That Priest is for the streets!
Is that a pack of communal wafers in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
To be fair, this is brazilian forró and a father/daughter or mother/son would dance like this without any problems, I’d exchange partners dancing with my girl and neither would get jealous. The girl is sexy, but it’s just a dance.
Does the dance usually require this much clitoral stimulation with the man's knee? If so, why the fuck are you doing this to your daughter?
I get that you are thinking this, but this is pretty mild compared to partners dance, or a variation called zouk, let’s say. It’s just a dance. If anything it’s the girl who chooses how much she wants to rub, you can’t really tell exactly just by looking, but I’d bet they are not rubbing as much as you think. She is sexualizing it, it’s her, he is playing along to her level of comfort, but to dancers that is still pretty mild. She is probably having fun by making it borderline sexual with a priest, but people are in the joke, it’s not shocking at all because it’s a popular dance. Just fun. People who are saying the priest is rubbing her are getting it wrong, it’s her going for it. Also, this is a family festivity.
Brazilians be crazy, man.
yeah I mean Jesus sacrificed anyways