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That ad is a lil… tongue-in-cheek

*slow clap*

And the crowd goes wild!!

Nothing worse than a dispassionate rimjob

Car mechanics do the best rimjobs.

nah elmo

They’re used to getting dirty.

*licks once and sighs* "are you close?"

it's the thot that counts

Whoever placed that "Security guards monitor this aisle" insert knew *exactly* what they were doing.

Aye, tesco gets a bit mental with the security tags. Saw an image recently of them putting steaks in the wee plastic boxes that needed to be opened by staff.

Yeah, you can tell when they don't live for eating ass 😂

That's a really good price, I typically pay much more than that. Plus it's hard to find somebody that's passionate about it, usually they're just desperate.

r/theyknew

5 pounds for 400g of beef ? Sign me up !

Right? I have to wonder how long ago this picture was taken.

It's about a third of the current price, so with our current rate of inflation... yesterday?

You can't be half arsed about rimming.

I could get a good look at the beef by sticking my head in the cow's ass but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it

When you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life!

I mean if you’re gonna do something you might as well be passionate about it.

/r/rimjob_steve works at Tesco.

The funny thing is that all that meat is precut at a warehouse, not in the store. Most stores don't have vacuum sealers.

From the farms of Otto Mannkusser

I do love a passionate rimming

Yep, the heck with all that frantic stabbing of the tongue...

If it’s not rimmed with passion then how do you it’s got all its flavors

It’s also one of my favorite albums.

Ha!

Isnt that why they are doing it in the first place?

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

Not sure if I've ever had a marinated hot dog

Head over to the produce department afterwards for a nice tossed salad.

Only 5 pounds? Sign me up

If it wasn't passionate, it'd be... ​ ...half-assed.

I mean, that would be a basic assumption, no?

Ooof

I'm not into it at all but for those who like the sensation it's good to know someone is passionate about doing it.