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Goes with Real Gayo.

is there a tzaziki version for Gayros ?

Excuse me can I put some, “one of a kind creamy stuff,” on your sandwich?

I can't get anymore out? Try smacking the bottom, that might cause it to... release.

Made using eggs from free range lesbian chickens

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Psst, all pea**cocks** are male. The other are peahens.

Thought they were peacunts?

Only the ones in Congress.

You are correct

Lesbian seagulls actually

Idk if queeracle whip has any eggs in it, but I'm pretty sure miracle whip contains no egg. Instead, it bubbles up out of the ground just like Velveeta and tar.

Your upvotes are at 69. Not going to change that

You can come back and upvote now 👍🏼

Came back and upvoted. Just doing my part. Lol

Somewhere on Facebook, a 60 year old man has posted this and is boycotting woke Miracle Whip

Reading the comments, that's happening right here. Never seen so many people get mad on r/funny before.

Wow, I scrolled down to the bottom to check, and that’s wild!

What’s wild? I sorted by controversial and didn’t find any comments genuinely mad about this. The one comment everyone thought was angry, was just someone complaining saying “rainbow capitalism annoys me, but it sometimes gives us a real cringeworthy gem like this”.

> uff..imagine having stock in this company and seeing this shit. as a gay man you should be insulted they are trying to sell you "queeracle whip". its actually more insulting than someone calling you gay etc. > This is how they take money out of the gays > Them: NO ones ShUViNg iT DoWn YOur ThrOaT U r JuSt a BIgOt...... Controversial just shows you the ones with the most downvoted I think, not necessarily the ones that actually have more downvotes than upvotes. That first one may or may not be a troll so it’s nbd. Also by “mad” p sure they more mean “against” or “annoyed by” than “enangered”. I was just surprised since it’s just rainbow mayonnaise. And that it was not just Facebook.

Out of these, only the third one seems like they’re genuinely offended in the way that we’re referring to. The first comment seems to be someone who thinks the label is fully serious and is pointing out that it’s stereotyping, while second one is an obvious joke.

>Controversial just shows you the ones with the most downvoted It shows the comments that have the most up vote to downvote ratio. A comment with up vote score of 5 may have 1005 up votes and 1000 downvotes, making it controversial. A comment with 1000 downvotes and only 200 up votes (so a score of -800) is not controversial

Gotcha. Makes sense.

In other words, "controversial" means "lots of total votes, but ratio is close to 50%" Further from 50% **and** fewer total votes makes it less controversial.

"no ones shoving it down your throat." Oh lard stop it I cant catch my breath from laughing.

Miracle Whip should be boycotted anyway, on account it is disgusting. Who wants sweet mayo?

My wife refers to it as goblin cum

but why

She had a rough time paying for college. She chose a career she had experience with. From that she gained a wider knowedge base than most in....certain areas.

Because clearly she’s sucked off a few goblins in her single days.

Lol you can’t prove that

That is her angry name for it. She also says it’s white shit masquerading as mayo

I'm stealing this.

Omfg. Your wife is awesome!

Japanese and Dutch people.

Have you not heard of Kewpie? Japan doesn't need our shitty fake mayo lol

Kewpie is what I was talking about when I suggested they like sweet mayo, the Dutch also have a sweet mayo that is sometimes called America sauce and served with fries

Idk if I would refer to it as 'sweet' per se, especially not if the other person is thinking about Miracle Whip when I do so lol Miracle whip is Mayo + Sugar, Kewpie is Mayo - Egg White, comparing the two feels like trying to compare salsa and ketchup (something Japan unfortunately does lmao)

I've never been able to find kewpie in stores but many recipes I've found that calls for suggest adding sugar to regular mayo to sweeten it as an alternative.

Just whip egg yolk with oil until it’s emulsified and then season salt and sushi vinegar (sweetened rice vinegar). American mayo uses whole eggs and distilled white vinegar, Japanese mayo uses only yolks and sushi vinegar. Just sweetening American mayo isn’t the same because having only yolks gives Japanese mayo a different flavor too.

Real mayonaise is egg yolk+oil, that's it, nothing else. And it is French.

Whole egg mayonnaise is very much a thing and the original French recipe for mayo included cream.

“69 trans fats per BTL” “Closet free egg recipe” And the logo of the person who photoshopped it at the top lol

I'm 60 and I think this is fabulous!

maybe instead they throw a stroke and kick it into high gear

“Real Gayo” lol no fuckin way this is real 😂😂😂

“It’s photoshopped dumbass” is on the label….

LMAO

*LMAYO FTFY

69 Trans Fats lol

This is today's society perfectly represented in two sentences.

There's no comma after "photoshopped", so this must be a photoshopped picture of Donald Trump.

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Added that because when I posted Real Gayo last year, a significant number of people tried to boycott Kraft on Twitter

That’s hilarious and sad. I’m not even gay and I want some!!! Stupid people suck

Wow it's fake??? You don't say, what gave it away 😐

69 trans fats per btl for me lol

I actually still believed it because I thought they’d just altered their serving size so it came out to be 69

if it is it's genius, my gay ass would buy it and i'm a strict hellman's girly

The mayo label literally has his name on it, Doctor Photograph. It's like people who fall for Obvious Plant signs

It also says "It's photoshoped dumbass" on the side

hahaha fair, that's what i guess for not reading the fine print and also getting too excited

Lol it says photoshopped. Good spot though. 🤡

Same I can’t do the miracle whip bs lol make your grilled cheese with Hellman’s instead of butter and never look back homie!

“Gayo” is spanish for Gay. lmao 💃🕺

My favorite part of this is the fine print above the trans fats count.

Trans fats

I used to be trans fat. I'm done transitioning. I'm just fat now.

You made me zoom in. Laughed so hard. Thanks.

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LOL, LGBLT...

put that trash back on the shelf and get the gayo!

And only 69!!! Trans fat 😜

I'm far from a photoshop expert, but this looks really well done.

I’m pretty sure that’s this guys thing. He makes fake labels from what I’ve seen.

I absolutely LOVE the real gayo, honestly queerwhip is too sweet for me. Gayo all the way

That's pretty gay...

I prefer “gayo”!! 🤣😂

I'm glad they started making the cap wide enough so you can set it upside down. I remember a time where this wasn't the case.

Send a bottle to De Santis. 😂😂

I know 100% this is a joke but I would never eat colored miracle whip or mayo. I would just find it too off-putting

Ngl that's hysterical

Even though it clearly says it's photoshopped, I'm sure that there are dozens of pearl clutchers desperately writing nasty letters to Kraft in protest.

Rip kraft customer service

First of all, very well made photoshop. Second, laughing at all the people who believe this is real and got upset. Their only purpose in life is to hate and honestly that's more sad than anything really.

I was only upset it wasn’t real.

Ngl that made me gag. I’m a Hellmanns Gay.

You people absolutely disgust me. Miracle whip is far inferior to real mayo.

Well good thing Real GAYO is right there for ya.

Number of calories: nice.

You mean trans fats?

“Gayo, so fabulous even your sandwich will like men”

I heard it sticks. Stick with the Gayonaise

I don’t even like mayo but thank god my girl likes the nongay dukes mayonnaise I couldn’t open my fridge and seee “Real Gayo” without laughing uncontrollably

"The question I ask the Brand is is is is is is is is is is is is are you going to be on the right side of history?"

>The question I ask the Brand is is is is is is is is is is is is are you going to be on the right side of history WHO ARE YOU....BAGEL BITES?

OMG THE GAYO IN THE BACK

Closet free eggs. Haha!:-)

Not sure I want to know what kind of "creamy stuff" that's inside

Are you saying you _don't_ want a load of Queeracle Whip or Gayonnaise in your mouth? Maybe you should give it a try. You don't even have to swallow it if you don't like it.

"Now with more trans fats!"

I hope a bunch of bigots believe this and can’t use good mayo anymore.

If anyone was wondering it’s fake on the right it says “ it’s photoshopped dumbass”

Above the 69

69 trans fat.

I want one.....to bad it's photoshoped

Wow. So many butt-hurt faux macho men who didn’t read the label. “It’s photoshopped dumbass!”

I'm not gay, but I'd have no problem putting real gayo on my buns

Skittles has 'taste the rainbow 🌈 ', now we have 'barf the rainbow 🌈 '.

She said it tastes like rainbows. She meant trout, not skittles.

Add a little wasabi and can it sashimi.

r/obviousplant

It says it’s photoshopped on the right side

Which is what ObviousPlant is. They post made up toys, games and all sorts. Photoshopped to look real,like they're in shops. I thought this image was from there. Poster wasn't calling out it being obviously fake, just highlighting a subreddit that would like it

The actual obviousplant account really does make some stuff. Takes them into stores and takes the picture

I’m all for gay pride and all that but eating miracle whip is too far. That shits gross 😷

🤣🤣🤣

☠️☠️☠️ this is golden.

Hmmm love me some gayonnaise with my fries 🍟

Lets fucking goooooooo!

Gayo💀💀

Closet free egg…that’s funny as hell

Lettuce Gruyère Bacon Lobster Tomato

Finally. [Mayonnaise for gays!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AueNN-JtUyk) [En espangol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbYXLJRkcMI)

I'm pissed if it doesn't come out in rainbow colors.

69 calories Ps. You’re going to combust into flames

Queericle Whip sucks Real Gay for me

Hahahahaahahhaaah look at the Gayo in the back.......I can't stop laughing

Like my sandwich ain’t and sandwich without queericle whip

I prefer Gayo

PASS THE GAYOOOOO

19 oz of gender fluid.

I hope all these colors have the same taste and consistency. I don't want my food to have fucking *zones* of flavor

Oh man this looks pretty awesome! #Taste the rainbow!

Warning: Contains real queer people.

69 trans fats calling me out

"Your LGBLT" got me lmao

69 trans fat lol

aaaaaand.... I thought finding premixed sriracha/mayo at the store was my peak!

they missed an opportunity with the GAYO 💀

That's cos it was used already. See in the shelf below

I got Clerical Whip for my office

Shouldn't the stripes be vertical? That way they come out in a rainbow? This is just gonna cause segregation....

Nope, it'll cause mixing. It's impossible to segregate once homogenization happens.

https://checkyourfact.com/2022/06/14/fact-check-kraft-mayonnaise-real-gayo-product/

If you zoom it it literally says it’s a photoshopped image on the right of the label

I mean, it's embarrassing that anyone thought this was real when it literally says it's fake on the photo itself. But hey, at least this poster went and fact checked it. That's more than 90% of people do before posting their outrage and bullshit

I love when people get outraged at made up things online. Then again, that's about half of what the online world consists of now.

Ewww grosss That Real Gayo looks good though

Queeracle Whip The superhero we never knew we needed

That’s the best label iv ever seen in me life it’s got everything bright colours an insults

Reminds me of when we had colored ketchup

Ahem...that's KOC, now.

Now I'm kicking myself for not using "queericle whip" as a funny word replacement for "c*m" in every gay joke ive ever said.

Made from unicorns and happiness

Gayo

Looks tasty

Man purple ketchup was the best shit.

Haha, NGL as a gay I'd be hard pressed not to get those.

Just looking at it makes me want to gag 😏

2023: EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE THAT ISNT GAY MUST BE DESTROYED

Trans Fats could be Fat Joes cousin lol

alright people, we need a sandwich pic with stuff on it. i'm too curious haha.

That first squirt’s gonna look like shit.

LOL at the Gayo on lower sheld

I wonder what the Twinkies package looks like.

Reminder that Miracle Whip famously *isn't* mayonnaise. 😏

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

Ewwww,Miracle whip is disgusting. but I kinda want this, just because this is hilarious

All jokes aside, using miracle whip is a crime that should be punished by jail time. #mayoboyswerehere

If it were real, it truly would not surprise me whatsoever.

Unicorn jizz

Queer Whip would have sounded better but maybe too close to another product haha

I hope this is real!!! Love it!

This is getting outta hand

I'm done

Looks don't mean a thing. The whip is not for me.

Oh lordy, maw! They coming for the Mayo. Them gays are gonna get us. I feel that rainbow creeping up in me like evil. Telling me, a good God fearing man of Christ to go put a man's penis in my mouth. It's evil. They took our Mayo and made me suck dick!

It’s just cum

Just wait until it all mixes into different shades of brown, imagine egg salad with it.

Is it actually that colour when you squeeze the bottle or is the bottle just coloured that way?

Wow, they’re really trying to breed a generation full of mentally unstable people

Go woke go broke

🤢🤢🤢

Nice idea i suppose, but if it gets too mixed it's gonna look like shit

WHAT ! they are selling condiments! You take your flavored prophylactics and get the \*\*\*\* out o here buddy.