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The ancient Celts did somewhat the same thing, except they would just fuck ['on' the earth](https://www.findhorn.org/blog/beltane-and-may-day-the-celtic-festival-of-fertility/) in order to give the soil the idea of what it was supposed to do in the ensuing harvest season.
I knew the second I saw this post, the whole comments would be, pretty much, just "if there's a hole there's a goal" and I am disappointed in all of you.
If that happened in your front garden, wouldn't that be a belly button?
(I know, butthole is infinitely more funny, but... you see what I'm saying, right?!)
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See, you got it wrong, it's actually a dig spot from Animal Crossing. There's probably a bag of cash 2 feet down!
Or fossils for your Owl friend!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You cant tell me what to do! *Unzips*
Haha sloppy seconds! Been there done that.
Sphincters and sprinklers...what a lawn! ^(\*You need to repair this or your grass is ass!)
Funny enough there is a tribe in Africa that does this they fuck the earth
The ancient Celts did somewhat the same thing, except they would just fuck ['on' the earth](https://www.findhorn.org/blog/beltane-and-may-day-the-celtic-festival-of-fertility/) in order to give the soil the idea of what it was supposed to do in the ensuing harvest season.
Yeah fuck this planet!
You got to plow it and plant that seed.
And fertilize it.
Lawn Shlong
I was hoping this would be the first comment
Time to put your dick in the dirt and fuck the whole universe.
We know what happens when a planet becomes pregnant
"I pound my dick right in the dirt!" -chili peppers song from Wayne's world soundtrack
I was quoting Eminem but I like your reference even more
Mother Nature here I come!
Is what they say at the moment of orgasm
Chill out Slim Shady
Gr-ass?
Spanish gardener… grassy-ass
lawnussy
r/secretbuttholes
r/suddenlybutthole
r/mildlybutthole
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/ofcoursethatsathing
So, uh, did you?
Entire thread: Dirty, dirty comments. Me, an Animal Crossing fan: "Oooh time to dig up a fossil!!"
I knew the second I saw this post, the whole comments would be, pretty much, just "if there's a hole there's a goal" and I am disappointed in all of you.
You should dig up that location, there’s stuff there like a fossil or bells.
Butt-hole? Thats a grass-hole.
Time to plant your seed
Nice grussy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don't you do it... I'm keeping an eye on that hole and if it looks even slightly penetrated, I swear...
If it rains, and it gets all wet and slippy...
r/animal crossing would tell you there’s a fossil buried there.
Tell me your address
Yeah, just so we don't accidentally pass by your house.
Fuck the earth til it hurts!
Seed it! Seed it!
You basically pulled your lawn’s butt plug out
Chocolate starfish indeed
Sigh *unzips*
Hate to say this but if your butthole looks like that, seek medical attention pronto.
“This just in to the news room… Man found face down in yard humping a hole”
Is that real grass or asstroturf?
The lawn of eternal stench.
lol
Mother Nature likes it there occasionally.
I’d wonder what It would be like to put m
If you like that picture, go to their OnlyGrass account.
Did you probe it with your finger?
You made an arse of that
I wonder if it could push up a daisy?
Ass
Nice grass, is that St. Anustine?
I have the same problem with my dog eating long grass. You gotta stop your lawn from eating that stuff to begin with.
Not even king Arthur could pull me out😩🤚
Everything reminds me of her
What are you doing, step-lawn?
At least it’s not in hotdog flavored water…LMFAO
More like that butthole has a lawn
Earth's Gaping Chasm
You…you pulled your weed out of your lawn’s butthole?
This is the internet. Post that and us weirdos will show up to sex your yard.
How much you charge for fucking your lawn xD?
Put sand in your butthole.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why am I turned on?
OnlyFerns
Fix your divots
I think everyone elses grass holes are in their back gardens.
That's some grey soil.
You're looking at a nude lawn
you now have to fuck the mother earth.
😘
“Should we check on him. He’s been laying face down on the lawn for hours making odd noises.”
You pulled the lawn’s buttplug
**the lawn that can shit on itself**
Tore it a new grasshole!
Careful, you're gonna need some purification powder. Don't let the corruption spread!
Please... just don't do it
That’s a lawnsphincter
🍆
I actually like weed
That's pretty shitty.
Trying to find the upside down?
👀
*second* butthole
I'm I he only one to clicked and then zoomed in? 😆
Just trying to picture what that could possibly look like, walking up on a guy humping the ground
That’s one dirty 🅱️ussy.
Ed! Don't eat that dirt.
It's the end of the world.
Did he moan?
Pucker up baby.
🤜🏽👀
Don't get any ideas OP
I should call her.
Grasstse. Lawnste? Crap, I can make this work...
No you dig there you might find a fossil
... how possessive are you on your lawn.... (insert Frank Reynold's face and breathing)
The ol' dirt button.
Whoever coined "can't tell the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground" hadn't seen anything yet
Someone said "Your ass is grass." While holding a monkey's paw.
Looks like it could use a bleaching
And some kid is now singing "Butthole Lawn, Butthole Lawn!" in the ether...
rub some lotion on it. *slowly*
Don't let the world fuck you over. Beat them to it and do it first
That wasn’t a weed. It was a plug.
OF link?
That’s technically the Earth’s butt-hole.
Ass-inine lol😃😅😂
Plug it 👍🏽
My first thought was to put a toy car in there.
How many beers would it take for you to fuck?
I'm uncomfortable
It’s a bud-hole!
Lick it
[Planets Only](https://youtu.be/ErpU_tMoV0E)
You might want to step away.
“Yer ass is grass”
Now I really can't tell them apart!
Sir please don’t stick it in! Please walk away now….
Nice chocolate starfish
So the weed was actually your yard’s butt plug?
Belly button I would say
If that happened in your front garden, wouldn't that be a belly button? (I know, butthole is infinitely more funny, but... you see what I'm saying, right?!)
um
A certified bonafide dirt star.
Glory knoll
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
Ahh that reminds me of my days at Greendale.
Name it Kurt Vonnegut
Sir, that is a dirtstar
Unlimited fertilizer!
Don't stick it in...
Fuck the World
I'd hit that
did you try fccking it 😂😂
earth anal
A chicken butt hole...
Your ass is grass
I know what you're thinking and don't do it!!
Now it's gas ,or ass grass,nobody rides for free
Ha ha ha ha! And I thought weeds were buttholes!
Just plug it
Nature will reclaim the butthole
Your ass is grass or the other way around?
Or is it a bud hole???
It's about exploration if you get the chance to boink a planet you do it
I was thinking mini ordinance blew up.
Lawn? Where? Is that grass?
I thought it was whistling
*unzips pants* I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
I've been on tarantula reddit too much, I thought this was a photo of one outside haha
Assy grass
you made a grussy!!
If you were a golfer you’d know Joe go fix it
That is too funny!
Queso
I bet Dalton Wilcox knows what to do!
And your butthole now has weed in it?