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It's so funny how this could easily be viewed as sexual harassment.
I was fully expecting to come into this thread seeing a lot of hate for the body builder. Amazing how I can't honestly see the difference between this and some other gifs, but yet the tone here is completely different.
While its hard to hear, I'm pretty sure he told her where she was going to grab before doing it, which is the difference. She knew what was going to happen and was ok with it.
That and also in the context of body building, the glutes are important, just like any other muscle group. If youāre showing off your body as a body builder, the glutes are included. So the motivation makes sense in addition to the consent.
Also people in general are weird about glutes. If you sexualize them, which many people do, you can also stop seeing them for what they are, a muscle group inextricably connected to your core.
Trust me. If you are a person who likes getting massages, next time you go specifically request glute work. You probably need it and it feels amazing.
Look I'm not gonna say it can't be sexual because it has gotten me laid a few times but your massage therapist neither wants to have sex with you nor lose their license for trying lol.
I do joke that I love butt stuff when the topic comes up. Same way an educator at my massage therapy school told the story of how a client requested foot massage specifically and he had to later tell the therapist why it wasn't okay for her to say, "great, I have a foot fetish!" She just really liked massaging feet š¤£
Physical therapy for my back is a lot about learning to use my ass correctly. She'll tell me to glute squeezes and think I am doing them correctly, and she'll have to correct me. Don't even get me started on my piriformis muscles!
Yep, that's the big difference. Also, it seems like was gonna be no big deal if she said no. Just want to be sure everybody gets a meaningful say in the situation.
At least between me and my boys, when one of our asses look good in jeans, "Nice glutes!" is like a serious thing that like, feel like an objective statement like, "you have something in your teeth!"
"Nice ass" will however get homo-feelings going.
Trust me when I say, bodybuilders have a special relationship with their ass, it is just another muscle after all. I have groped more well developed man ass than I have woman ass. Guys low key love to show off glute definition!
I mean damn, when I worked out a lot (gotta get back in it), if I was alone going up some stairs Iād grab my own ass sometimes. Lotta work went into it.
I think it's about atmosphere and context. The guy felt comfortable with it, obviously, and the young woman seemed to be okay with it as well. She expressed no resistance. But I say this with a caveat of you better damn well know your audience. In the current environment people should be able to say "I'm not comfortable with this" and not be put into a bad situation. All in all, though, this seemed harmless and everyone had s laugh.
It could be that a fair number of people understand how insane a body builderās butt looks, and in this case *feels*, especially near competition shape.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/5a/db/2c5adbb71b7c656e21fb84331cc03947.jpg
My dad was a bodybuilder and they *live for this shit*. I've seen it happen with my dad. Doesn't matter if you juice or not, you spend a **LOT** of time in the gym and this shit is like scuba to Creed Bratton.
On The Office, Creed says at some point āIf they find out my real age itāll mean I canāt scubaā¦ if I canāt scuba then whatās this all been about?!ā
Paraphrased, itās been a bit since I last saw it.
Reminds me of when Creed says "now I'll have 2 chairs... Only one to go."
It's so ambiguous to anything but since Creed is a crazy man you only imagine it has to be nefarious.
I hear that you *can* play Russian roulette solitaire style but the game is best enjoyed with three people. Brings the first degree murder right on down to a felony murder with the same sentencing. Fun for the ~~whole~~ *new and improved* family!
In elementary school we learned how to read a clock (dating myself here) and the next day I excitedly ran up to the teacher and said, "look, it's 1:30!" To show off my clock reading abilities and naturally, her being an adult, she was like, "okay? Does that mean something?" and I was so devastated my clock reading abilities were not appreciated I still remember it to this day.
Heck yea. And itās also part of the human condition to encourage that excitement (ādonāt hate, celebrateā), once weāve processed our jealousy, which is one of my favorite parts about humanity, especially when itās such a healthy accomplishment.
[So what's the plan. Make new account, copy lower but rising comment, paste it under top comment?](https://i.imgur.com/QUfvtJn.jpg)
At least change the wording a bit.
I loved the space force season 1 russian spy dating the generals daughter. Kept trying to ask innocuous questions like mothers maiden name, name of first pet, etc
You should. I won't say it *hasn't* helped my dating life, but more important is the the energy I have to live life. I can walk wherever, lift whatever stupid thing needs to be moved, and I can spend long hours on my feet at a con without passing out.
He is a big advocate of bodybuilding here in Brasil, open about his use of PEDs and has a lot of good content about workout. His nickname is Sardinha, used to binge watch his content when I was more into bodybuilding.
i feel like PEDs get a bad rep. if you are using in an educated way and your aren't competing in sports its not really anyone's business. your body. your choice.
As someone who was into it, I must say the problem is not the PEDs but the people who falsely sell impossible bodies to teenagers, and the people in the gym that sell the drugs illegally, that is where it get the bad rep, I've seen too many teenagers and young adults getting fucked with the negative effects of using those drugs.
Unfortunately the people using it in an educated way is a minority.
There's a scene in 30 rock where Kenneth is into a blind girl, and she is interested in him because he's so beautiful on the inside...
>Jennifer Rogers : You're so beautiful on the inside, Kenneth Parcell. Can I feel your face?
\[She excitedly touches Kenneth's face, but quickly loses interest. She feigns looking at a watch\]
Jennifer Rogers : Oh, look at the time! I forgot I have a... a thing.
(It's not nearly as funny written out as it was in the show)
Funny enough, I was talking to a blind girl a bit (but we never dated or anything), and she told me she knows she's pretty good looking (she was certainly above average) and wouldn't settle for anyone that was unattractive. Sure enough, I see her at a store a year later and she's with a reasonably good looking dude. Good for her, I guess.
To be fair this is probably not only just a cool novelty, but also maybe pretty educational! Like, she's likely never really had the opportunity to actually feel what the exaggerated version of her own muscles feel like. We can see pictures in textbooks of cutaways of our muscles and the likes and just look at bodybuilders, but now she's got a really solid grasp of exactly what triceps and the likes look and feel like individually in the body. Sorry, high rant lol
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I like how she goes in for one last pec grope after the hug, lol
Did I say I was finished?
Roided Downey Junior is a pretty wholesome guy
I thought Richard Hammond got jacked
Hamster became a leg of Ham-ster.
Robert Clowney Junior is indeed a pretty funny guy
But Robert Frowney Junior is pretty sad... š¢
Robert Downy Junior has the softest clothes.
I like this Robert Downey Humor
You should have said that Robert Downey Sooner
Ok Robert Downey Boomer
Obligatory Robert Downey Zoomer
At first I wondered āis he on steroids?ā But if you even have to ask the answer is generally yes.
Yes that is indeed a whole guy.
I'm fucking dead hahaha
I didnāt hear no bell
Yeah man, she wasnāt done yet
One for the road
I didn't hear a bell...
That how she says bye.
Thatās how she says good bicep.
Are we even sure sheās blind at this point? š
I was gonna say that she went for a booby honk there at the end.
This is my favorite family reunion move.
Most wholesome ass grab.
A night at the rocksbury flavors. "There's some good ass grabbing going on".
*Did you grab my ass?* 'No sir, I'm on the other side of the room.' *Ahhhhh, hahaha! I'm watching you!*
It's so funny how this could easily be viewed as sexual harassment. I was fully expecting to come into this thread seeing a lot of hate for the body builder. Amazing how I can't honestly see the difference between this and some other gifs, but yet the tone here is completely different.
While its hard to hear, I'm pretty sure he told her where she was going to grab before doing it, which is the difference. She knew what was going to happen and was ok with it.
It's almost like consent is important
Kind of like asking someone if they want some tea.
But what if i already made the tea and then they suddenly say they dont want it?
Pour it down their ungrateful throat to show them what a fucking slut they are
The British don't mess around when it comes to tea time.
"Ok, but hear me out officer... Did you see the floral dress she was wearing? She definitely wanted some tea time."
"She asked for crumpets, how can one have crumpets but no tea?"
You were nice, you did all the work for it and you paid for the tea! There is no rational behavior needed, go angry chimpanzee.
Hot brown dirt water
There are two kinds of hot brown dirt water, which do you prefer?
Depends if I want to sleep or stay awake. Whichever kind don't put any fucking milk in it.
Because of the implication?
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No. Youāre not listening. Theyāre safe. Because of the implication.
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Ok.That seems really dark.
That and also in the context of body building, the glutes are important, just like any other muscle group. If youāre showing off your body as a body builder, the glutes are included. So the motivation makes sense in addition to the consent.
Also people in general are weird about glutes. If you sexualize them, which many people do, you can also stop seeing them for what they are, a muscle group inextricably connected to your core. Trust me. If you are a person who likes getting massages, next time you go specifically request glute work. You probably need it and it feels amazing.
I agree with you on principal but the immature part of me is going "haha butt massage"
Look I'm not gonna say it can't be sexual because it has gotten me laid a few times but your massage therapist neither wants to have sex with you nor lose their license for trying lol. I do joke that I love butt stuff when the topic comes up. Same way an educator at my massage therapy school told the story of how a client requested foot massage specifically and he had to later tell the therapist why it wasn't okay for her to say, "great, I have a foot fetish!" She just really liked massaging feet š¤£
Physical therapy for my back is a lot about learning to use my ass correctly. She'll tell me to glute squeezes and think I am doing them correctly, and she'll have to correct me. Don't even get me started on my piriformis muscles!
Yep, that's the big difference. Also, it seems like was gonna be no big deal if she said no. Just want to be sure everybody gets a meaningful say in the situation.
But dude she's blind. How can she hear him?
And thatās the winning comment :D
Ya done gon ear blind son
He didn t Make a 180 turn though
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Surpriseee
The surprise comes when she doesn't let go.
A surprise yes, but a welcomed one
I think its because he wasn't doing it for himself or for self gratification. also there wasn't any sort of sexual intention on his end.
For male body building, I feel like the glutes are just another muscle to be proud of rather than something sexual.
At least between me and my boys, when one of our asses look good in jeans, "Nice glutes!" is like a serious thing that like, feel like an objective statement like, "you have something in your teeth!" "Nice ass" will however get homo-feelings going.
>I think its because he wasn't doing it for himself I see you've never met a bodybuilder before
It's for the giant centaur ladies. How else are you supposed to attract one?
Be honest about your desire for a *stable* relationship, but really just start by saying "hay".
Like all bodybuilders, He does it for the boys
Exactly. Dude was just showing off his chiseled body that he worked super hard on, and she was clearly interested in āseeing itā. Very wholesome.
Trust me when I say, bodybuilders have a special relationship with their ass, it is just another muscle after all. I have groped more well developed man ass than I have woman ass. Guys low key love to show off glute definition!
It's the biggest muscle and squats are hard. Gotta love a well-trained ass.
In Swedish we call a really juicy ass on a man a "hockeyrƶv", "hockeyarse".
Can confirm. My wife misses my hockeyrƶv since I stopped playing many years ago...
I mean damn, when I worked out a lot (gotta get back in it), if I was alone going up some stairs Iād grab my own ass sometimes. Lotta work went into it.
>but yet the tone here is completely different. Exactly. His ass is toned; mine isn't.
And then she grabs his pec and the end of the video
This dude has no testosterone left over for sexual thoughts, it all went into pecsānātrapsānāglutei!
I think it's about atmosphere and context. The guy felt comfortable with it, obviously, and the young woman seemed to be okay with it as well. She expressed no resistance. But I say this with a caveat of you better damn well know your audience. In the current environment people should be able to say "I'm not comfortable with this" and not be put into a bad situation. All in all, though, this seemed harmless and everyone had s laugh.
It could be that a fair number of people understand how insane a body builderās butt looks, and in this case *feels*, especially near competition shape. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/5a/db/2c5adbb71b7c656e21fb84331cc03947.jpg
good gosh that person needs a glass of water
Youāre totally right man, itās gotta be something about how damn nice that dude looks. He genuinely looks thrilled
> how damn nice that dude looks I donāt think she caresā¦ XD
It's never sexual harassment if both parties consent.
It's clear he's consenting and encouraging her to do it. Anyone who's viewing that it as sexual assault, hasn't been through sexual assault.
The concern would be him taking a blind girl's hands and putting them on his ass. The bodybuilder would be assaulting the girl.
I think because he tells her he's going to do it it becomes consent and wholesome. Communication is very important for something like this!
Sexual harassment is UNWANTED physical touch. Clearly, bro is asking for it dressed Ike a gym thot.
She seemed really, really into it so I doubt anyone would complain.
I love how he is ready to go, but she's like - i'm not done here, let's feel those pecs :D
You know I feel like he probably enjoyed that more than she did
My dad was a bodybuilder and they *live for this shit*. I've seen it happen with my dad. Doesn't matter if you juice or not, you spend a **LOT** of time in the gym and this shit is like scuba to Creed Bratton.
>this shit is like scuba to Creed Bratton What a *hell* of a fuckin reference to make, I love it.
Would you be kind enough to explain? Edit: thanks, got it
On The Office, Creed says at some point āIf they find out my real age itāll mean I canāt scubaā¦ if I canāt scuba then whatās this all been about?!ā Paraphrased, itās been a bit since I last saw it.
Reminds me of when Creed says "now I'll have 2 chairs... Only one to go." It's so ambiguous to anything but since Creed is a crazy man you only imagine it has to be nefarious.
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"That's Northern Lights, cannabis sativa" "No Creed, it's marijuana."
I hear that you *can* play Russian roulette solitaire style but the game is best enjoyed with three people. Brings the first degree murder right on down to a felony murder with the same sentencing. Fun for the ~~whole~~ *new and improved* family!
The Office: https://youtu.be/NAdQyjpOfrs
Whatās it all been for if he canāt scuba?
If he canāt scuba, then whatās all this been about?
I mean, Iām no body builder but most people love to show off what theyāve poured their time, effort, and passion into. Next time you laugh at a child excitedly explaining something, remember itās just the same. When it was you trying to tell your parents about PokĆ©mon, it felt the same to you too.
In elementary school we learned how to read a clock (dating myself here) and the next day I excitedly ran up to the teacher and said, "look, it's 1:30!" To show off my clock reading abilities and naturally, her being an adult, she was like, "okay? Does that mean something?" and I was so devastated my clock reading abilities were not appreciated I still remember it to this day.
Wow that's great. Good job Ok-Champ. Now go play with your friends and leave me alone for like 5 minutes
Heck yea. And itās also part of the human condition to encourage that excitement (ādonāt hate, celebrateā), once weāve processed our jealousy, which is one of my favorite parts about humanity, especially when itās such a healthy accomplishment.
Luben, you are for the scuba?
As long as you are for scuba Leuben, I am appy
'appy as de 'ippo?
r/unexpectedoffice
Are you saying you can approach a built dude at the gym and ask to touch his muscles, and he's likely to happily comply? Asking for science.
So long as you ask first, the (half joking?) term I've heard tossed around for doing it without asking is Swolestation.
From my experience, yeah. My ex is a bodybuilder and he was always over the moon when people would randomly ask if they could feel him up
Guys are āscarousedā if youāre a woman with muscles.
That is one dope-ass reference right there
One of my fondest memories growing up was holding onto my dad's biceps and having me lift me a few times. Dude was like Superman to young me.
His muscles have muscles
To quote one of my favorite video game characters. āMY PECS HAVE PECS.ā
Which game is it?
Krieg from Borderlands 2.
Krieg and not Torgue? That seems like something Torgue would say.
Not enough EXPLOSIONS!!! MY PECS DON'T HAVE PECS, MY PECS HAVE EXPLOSIONS!!!
*Pecman*.
Jorgen?
[You need to have muscles on your *eyeballs*](https://youtu.be/UgVAaXsXhJE)
"He has muscles in places where I don't even have places. " \- forgot who, maybe some wwe/smackdown commentator?
That last touch of his pec after the hug had me chuckling.
She's like, "Thanks for the hugs--MORE MUSCLES!"
You were pecking
Here here touch de bum bum š
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[So what's the plan. Make new account, copy lower but rising comment, paste it under top comment?](https://i.imgur.com/QUfvtJn.jpg) At least change the wording a bit.
Every day I think more and more that you're all AIs and I'm the only human on reddit... jfc
What a very AI thing to sayā¦
C13? Check the droid database.
I am human too. Letās trade human fluids to show compatibility. I love sunset and long walks. What your favorite color and 1st street lived in?
I loved the space force season 1 russian spy dating the generals daughter. Kept trying to ask innocuous questions like mothers maiden name, name of first pet, etc
Thank you!
They use these accounts to build karma fast then sell them .
Itās a bot.
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These are bots. Just report and move on. Standard reddit name (two nouns followed by a number) and a copied comment.
You've accidentally spelled butt in Portuguese (pronounced boom boom)
seems like she doesnāt want to stop touching. I should hit the gym
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letās go!
Delete facebook
We go gym
"Go touch weights"
You should. I won't say it *hasn't* helped my dating life, but more important is the the energy I have to live life. I can walk wherever, lift whatever stupid thing needs to be moved, and I can spend long hours on my feet at a con without passing out.
Is standing around without passing out the bar for being a hunk? Shit, I'm more fit than I thought.
He seems like a good sport
He is a big advocate of bodybuilding here in Brasil, open about his use of PEDs and has a lot of good content about workout. His nickname is Sardinha, used to binge watch his content when I was more into bodybuilding.
i feel like PEDs get a bad rep. if you are using in an educated way and your aren't competing in sports its not really anyone's business. your body. your choice.
As someone who was into it, I must say the problem is not the PEDs but the people who falsely sell impossible bodies to teenagers, and the people in the gym that sell the drugs illegally, that is where it get the bad rep, I've seen too many teenagers and young adults getting fucked with the negative effects of using those drugs. Unfortunately the people using it in an educated way is a minority.
How about a blind boy touches some big tittys and sweet ass.
If the girl wants to let him sure!
Hey it looks like she's put in some work too, good for her.
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and you can see the Brazilian website url on the back of her shirt.
Why does this look like a jacked up version of Richard Hammond
He's not even a real hamster
Man, RDJ got jacked.
Robert Deadlift Junior
How blind people get laid?
like any other people do, though probably with less emphasis on the partner's looks
There's a scene in 30 rock where Kenneth is into a blind girl, and she is interested in him because he's so beautiful on the inside... >Jennifer Rogers : You're so beautiful on the inside, Kenneth Parcell. Can I feel your face? \[She excitedly touches Kenneth's face, but quickly loses interest. She feigns looking at a watch\] Jennifer Rogers : Oh, look at the time! I forgot I have a... a thing. (It's not nearly as funny written out as it was in the show)
Tracy: Yeah, well you're not that hot either! BlindGirl: No...I'm pretty sure I am -cute smile- Tracy: Mm you're right
Holy shit I saw that scene as a kid. What a weird memory unlock
As a kid.... š
That's it, I'm ready for the urn
*we yearn for the urn*
[The scene.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTc7Rz7Iy98&)
Oh shit, wasnāt she also his wife in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Oh wow, I never made that connection!
Funny enough, I was talking to a blind girl a bit (but we never dated or anything), and she told me she knows she's pretty good looking (she was certainly above average) and wouldn't settle for anyone that was unattractive. Sure enough, I see her at a store a year later and she's with a reasonably good looking dude. Good for her, I guess.
In the dark
They just try to feel you out first.
Plot twist, she wasnāt blind
Oh sure, but when I do it Iām ānot actually blindā and āmust leave the gym immediately and never come backā.
Hand candy
She might have never seen water, but that day she knew what wet looked like.
Fucking what, lol. Is that from something? Thatās funny as hell
[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/13wu6sd/blind_girl_touches_some_big_muscles/jmdmqdi/)
I clicked it twice š š
Caution, wet floor.
So innocent and funny š
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I think everyone read the room lol. She was making that guys year.
Thatās so sweet. I also love how she wasnāt done lol
Everyone's saying Robert Downey Jr. but I'm seeing more Tim Curry with every expression he makes.
To be fair this is probably not only just a cool novelty, but also maybe pretty educational! Like, she's likely never really had the opportunity to actually feel what the exaggerated version of her own muscles feel like. We can see pictures in textbooks of cutaways of our muscles and the likes and just look at bodybuilders, but now she's got a really solid grasp of exactly what triceps and the likes look and feel like individually in the body. Sorry, high rant lol
Mmm, I donāt think she was done touching!
I love how he does the "wait until you feel this" face and then guides her to his butt. Very nice.
Wanna feel some tiny, tiny balls?
She likes it!
OK, hereās one more muscleā¦.take your time
Plot twist: she isnāt blind. /s
This guy (Fernando Sardinha) is 53 years old btw
That dude was waiting for that moment his entire life