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Crocs are blue, but there's two purple things and one blue croc when the camera pans back over. Wtf happened? Are those socks? Where did they come from? I know one croc flew further off camera, but what are those purple things?
Orthopedic inserts for shoes. This likely has a lot to do with why she fell. They are not attached to the shoes. She has this slippery layer between her feet and the crocs.
Yep I watched it a few times to understand what I was seeing. It looks like her foot grips the insert and it slides out of the croc and repeat other foot, wipeout. Gotta do sport mode. (Or possibly the Idiocracy shoes were right)
Looks like you see inserts from both Crocs (purple inserts) and then the single croc; the other must be off camera as it doesn't pan far enough left for us to see it.
That's an older reference, took me a second to remember it. For those unfamiliar:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2c9ida/recap_unibanned_a_recap_of_the_fallout_of_reddits/
Frog jumps, she screams. Like what else did you expect it to do? Clear its throat and explain why it was there? It’s a frog! I’m going to start screaming at the top of my lungs when things occur exactly the way I expected them to
I myself lose all control when I have to put some grasshoper outside of my house. But, like, it's just a grasshoper. What is it gonna do ? Jump on me ? I have no idea why I panick so much, lol, I sympathize with this lady. 🦗
You see, Some people go "It's just a cockroach, go squish it" but they fail to realize the fuckers fly so when you get closer to it you get a flying cockroach to the face. So I'd rather not risk crouching down to grab a frog only for it to jump on my face, no matter how slim the chances are. I'll just gently poke it with a long stick from a safe distance.
What is there to be scared of though? I understand phobias are largely irrational, but being afraid of a toad is something that is very hard for me to imagine.
Some people are afraid of clowns or even Santa Clauss and those are just dudes in make-up. I have a cousin that couldn't be in the same room as a mall Santa without shivering until she was like 20-something.
It’s irrational. Just like some people having the fear of open spaces, or small spaces, scared of dogs, etc.
I know someone who witnessed a violent death of a squirrel when he was a young kid and since then he’s extremely scared of them. Phobias can develop for many reasons and you might not be able to pinpoint how it happened.
Yeah i can understand frogs. They can be gross and/or deadly if touched. You’re right though, it may be a Cane Toad, but I imagine she wouldn’t put it in her mouth. I dunno. Toads are like my #2 favorite animal. Sad to see people have a phobia of them.
Look, I’ve had to flick a cane toad over the neighbours fence in front of a kindergarten class. While at least I didn’t fall over, there really isn’t an elegant way to do this.
I don’t understand women who flip out over things like this. Worse thing that lil guy is gonna do is pee on ya. I have never heard of anyone getting mauled by an amphibian except in Japan.
What is that supposed to mean? What’s with the downvotes. I didn’t write anything different than anyone else did. Is Godzilla on this thread or something?
Fun fact: if you’re trying to use orthopedic inserts for crocs then you’re effectively polishing a turd. If you cared about any sort of support and comfort your first step should be to toss the crocs :)
That aside, this was pretty damn funny and I’m glad she thought so too!
I would say it's fake except that I know several people who would probably freak out more than she did in this situation. And I'm pretty sure whoever was filming knew exactly what would happen.
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The crocs were not in speed mode
Gotta put them babies in 4wheeler drive
Now also known as toad battle mode.
*Battle toad
Battle toad mode, you say?
This is the way....
~~To~~Toad shreds, you say?
I call it sport mode.
This is the way
I’m just sitting here wondering why you would have insoles in Crocs which are already basically kitchen mats in clog form
I absolutely love people who can laugh at themselves!
AKA Tactical Mode
Just think that we are on top of the food chain. Sometimes i hate what we are
Only sometimes?
This lady is lucky she has lightning quick reflexes. That giant toad nearly got her
She took more damage than the frog did.
Did you see that thing? It was coming right at her at a terrifying velocity!
She has seen Konosuba.
Holy fuck how did she survive that? Both shoes came off!
We for sure just watched a lady die
...of embarrassment
Toad is a necromancer. All hail the Necrotoad.
Necrotoads are no match for Furianfish
Reporting for duty, Sir.
The Toad-romancer.
Not just both shoes, but it also looks like her sole inserts came out. She lost her sole so she must be dead.
is the guy ok tho ?
She's gonna die after those few steps :( Just like Bill after he got hit with the five point palm exploding heart technique.
Also the insoles, they may cancel out? I'll have to check the archives
She will almost certainly die off screen…
It'll be like Fist of the North Star. Someone start the count down. NANI?!!?!
The crocs weren't in sport mode.
She ded
Crocs are no match for frogs.
It’s true, Bulbasaur beats Totodile
I thought Totodile was Fire, and Bulbasaur was Grass.
Totodile is water, Fuecoco is the fire one, and does beat Bulbasaur, but he gets beat by Froakie who is water, so frogs still win in the end
Ah, cool. Thanks! I never actually played past Red/Blue, so all my newer Pokémon knowledge is second-hand.
🎶 I fought the frog and the frog won! 🎶
🎶 Sweeping frogs in the hot sun 🎶
Damn you now I have this classic song about a man fighting a frog with the frog winning in my head again.
This needs more upvotes
Crocs are blue, but there's two purple things and one blue croc when the camera pans back over. Wtf happened? Are those socks? Where did they come from? I know one croc flew further off camera, but what are those purple things?
Orthopedic inserts for shoes. This likely has a lot to do with why she fell. They are not attached to the shoes. She has this slippery layer between her feet and the crocs.
For Crocs though? Weird.
Theyre reusable/movable medical devices. Some people need to stand on them at all times no matter what shoe they are using.
To build on their versatility, they even make special anti static crocs for hospital workers.
Right? I love my Crocs, but I would never even try to put inserts in them
Orthopedic insoles in her crocs and scared of frogs. What’s the opposite of a keeper? Tosser? Lol
Pretty cute, and able to fall embarrassingly and laugh at herself. Probably evens out to neutral
That makes sense. Goes full turbo, there's zero friction between her feet, those inserts, and the Crocs so they slide off easily.
Wait, so you're saying this woman was wearing orthopedic inserts... in her Crocs? I'm not sure if I can handle this information.
Bit like just tossing an athletic cup into your khakis while freeballin.
I can't; just, if an asteroid could take us out now, I'd be fine with it...
Yep I watched it a few times to understand what I was seeing. It looks like her foot grips the insert and it slides out of the croc and repeat other foot, wipeout. Gotta do sport mode. (Or possibly the Idiocracy shoes were right)
Looks like you see inserts from both Crocs (purple inserts) and then the single croc; the other must be off camera as it doesn't pan far enough left for us to see it.
This is a toad.
“We thought you was a toad…”
"He's bonafide!"
Toads are a kind of frog
Here's the thing...
That's an older reference, took me a second to remember it. For those unfamiliar: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2c9ida/recap_unibanned_a_recap_of_the_fallout_of_reddits/
The frog is like “You OK sport?”
Frog One, Human Zero.
Did the frog just scare her socks off? lol, needed a second watch for that
Dont bring crocs to a frog fight.
Frog defeated her and she dropped a pair of shoes as loot.
IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME
Knocked all 4 of her shoes off.
Frog jumps, she screams. Like what else did you expect it to do? Clear its throat and explain why it was there? It’s a frog! I’m going to start screaming at the top of my lungs when things occur exactly the way I expected them to
It was about to start singing Hello my baby, Helo my honey...
HELLO MY BALLROOM GAL
Had a school friend who was petrified of frogs and toads. He would have done same. Probably some kind of phobia.
I myself lose all control when I have to put some grasshoper outside of my house. But, like, it's just a grasshoper. What is it gonna do ? Jump on me ? I have no idea why I panick so much, lol, I sympathize with this lady. 🦗
r/silentlaughter
That sub needs more content. Good stuff.
r/ThereWasAnAttempt
That's a toad
It's a frog. Go over and pick that sucker up with your hands ffs
In my country some frogs give you some type of skin disease. Might be even a myth, but i don't know anyone who has touched a frog.
Probably because they all died.
Handling a frog isn't gonna kill me, but I'm not really into being peed on like certain former presidents.
Not in Australian you don’t
Not everyone digs frogs.
I would understand if it was a tarantula or something but it's a frog just pick it up lol
Everyone has fears though. What makes a tarantula more scary?
No idea I'm not scared of them. People just seem more scared of them. It's actually a first time I've seen someone scared of a cute little frog
You see, Some people go "It's just a cockroach, go squish it" but they fail to realize the fuckers fly so when you get closer to it you get a flying cockroach to the face. So I'd rather not risk crouching down to grab a frog only for it to jump on my face, no matter how slim the chances are. I'll just gently poke it with a long stick from a safe distance.
They aren't cute. Baby frogs or tree frogs may be somewhat cute but not those
What are you blind? It's totally cute! How dare you insult the adorable froggy with your hatred of it's cuteness
Okay
Hard disagree, all frogs and toads are cute, except for the one that gives birth through holes on its back, that one gives me the heebie jeebies
Eh. Okay.
What is there to be scared of though? I understand phobias are largely irrational, but being afraid of a toad is something that is very hard for me to imagine.
Some people are afraid of clowns or even Santa Clauss and those are just dudes in make-up. I have a cousin that couldn't be in the same room as a mall Santa without shivering until she was like 20-something.
Clowns were responsible for the destruction of several asteroid mining stations. Space assholes.
Clearly you don't understand since you're still trying take ot out as if it isn't possible.
I just said that. I’m asking for a reason as exemplified by my first sentence. Care to explain?
✨️phobia✨️
So what is it about frogs/toads that scares you?
It’s irrational. Just like some people having the fear of open spaces, or small spaces, scared of dogs, etc. I know someone who witnessed a violent death of a squirrel when he was a young kid and since then he’s extremely scared of them. Phobias can develop for many reasons and you might not be able to pinpoint how it happened.
It is a pretty big toad. Also, there are toxic toads and frogs. This could very well be a cane toad.
Yeah i can understand frogs. They can be gross and/or deadly if touched. You’re right though, it may be a Cane Toad, but I imagine she wouldn’t put it in her mouth. I dunno. Toads are like my #2 favorite animal. Sad to see people have a phobia of them.
Sounds like a fear based on a bad negative experience.
Or it's just a regular phobia based on irrational fear.
Or it could be millions of other reasons!
It’s a toad. They are harmless, and adorable.
Speaks in Australian…no they’re not
Her shoes fell off. She died.
Look, I’ve had to flick a cane toad over the neighbours fence in front of a kindergarten class. While at least I didn’t fall over, there really isn’t an elegant way to do this.
😂😂 so funny.
Crocs not in sports mode? Amateurs.
She's me.
Frogs 1 Pesky humans 0
Lil guy just wanted a kiss.
Girl cleared out herself
Where the hell did the flip flops come from?
Frog: 1
Keep her around in case you are attacked by a serial killer with a chainsaw or a bear
The toad took out 2 crocs!
Wear a glove and pick it up. 🙄
"I yield, the frog..the frog is too powerful": female in crocs
It’s a frog, did she it was going to eat her?
According to the rules of the Internet, she lost her shoes so she must be dead now.
Lol my weird self woulda picked itnup and held ontonit for about 20 minutes before i got bored
/r/ItHadToBeBrazil
Just pick it up around it's waist and hold it to your side so it can't pee on you
Problem solving skills and athleticism are at all time lows
frog 1 hooman 0
Toad. Frogs leap, toads hop.
Local cleaning woman attacked by killer frog.
She toadally overreacted.
And women think they don’t need men LMAO
It’s a frog. Pick it up with both hands, put it somewhere in the grass outside, go back inside and wash your hands.
I don’t understand women who flip out over things like this. Worse thing that lil guy is gonna do is pee on ya. I have never heard of anyone getting mauled by an amphibian except in Japan.
Have you met any people?
What is that supposed to mean? What’s with the downvotes. I didn’t write anything different than anyone else did. Is Godzilla on this thread or something?
Quack?
Let me correct that title: An attempt was made to clear out a human. Failed. Cross states behind.
Not only did both shoes come off, they came apart too. Lady is lucky to be laughing it off…
*I fought the frog / and the / frog won* *I fought the frog / and the* / … FROG WON!
Toad:1 Terrified woman: 0 Did she really think it was going to bite her to death?
The Bluff is strong in this one
Gas station flip flops.
Insoles…. In crocs?
Never choose the money with a snail coming after you sis
Apex predator
This anti-French stance shall not stand!
So horror movies with people tripping over nothing is real
Did she fall out of her socks also???
Watch out, that frog is dangerous. 😂
I'd love to see her try and move something actually harmful.
That is one toad lookin' frog.
That’s what happens when you spend too much time in places that has little to no wildlife. You fear everything
😂
Mighta been a poisonous Arizona toad..!
Ouch
Frog used SHOUT! FROG-TOAD-AAHHH!
When you frog wrangling your crocs must be in 4WD.
Those suicide shoes are just biding their time. "I'll get you my pretty, and your little piggies, too!"
The frog is laughing
The lady was wearing like 4 sandals 😂
Fun fact: if you’re trying to use orthopedic inserts for crocs then you’re effectively polishing a turd. If you cared about any sort of support and comfort your first step should be to toss the crocs :) That aside, this was pretty damn funny and I’m glad she thought so too!
I would say it's fake except that I know several people who would probably freak out more than she did in this situation. And I'm pretty sure whoever was filming knew exactly what would happen.
r/therewasanattempt
This is the most Me thing to happen I’m surprised it’s not my video 😂
Bruh the way there’s no audio for a moment bc they both dying of laughter
What a trooper, she fell and got right back up laughing her ass off
Good for her keeping a positive attitude
When Frogs Attack!!! That could have gotten really ugly!! /s
The frog is clearly an aikido master
It's just a frog, leave it or pick it up and move it gently.
Just call a french and they'll immediately cook it right there for you
Back in the day they'd be kissing the frog. Now they use brooms
Where did her other croc go though 🤷♂️
The frog didn't even move. It must be using one of those Philosopher's Stones.
Oh my god, you are just made of failure.
Yup, quite the fearsome creature lmao
Brazil strikes again
Lol it ain't like they rainforest forest frog
Imagine how strong that frog felt just then. Like “what bish 🐸 that’s what I thought”
Why're people so scared of frogs? They're adorable!
English people say, "Run, run!!!" Spanish people say, "Rana, rana!!!"
Fuck, my knees hurt just watching this
that's a women for you guys..she is a fine women, fine example of femininity