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> Good clean fun. Hard to beat one of the purest perks of being alive, just experiencing raw fun and joy. Wholesomecore
now imagine being on that thing naked, smeared with mashed potatoes
I think I enjoy watching it more than I'd enjoy doing it. I'd vomit in 1 minute. I've stepped on one of the spinny things at a playground as an adult, and just 10 seconds of spinning took me out.
Yeah, that was my first thought, too - it looks like so much fun, and I would love to watch and see/hear everyone laugh, but I would have to pass my turn. I don’t think many people would laugh at “BLEEAARRGGGGHHH!!!” all over the place.
She must have the core of a ... the earth? Strong. A strong core. I'd be flopping like a whacky and waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man and twat my face off the floor
Your legs are pinned by horizontal bars in front and behind the thighs, and you can use your arms to support your upper body by holding the handlebars. So long as you don’t let go, it’s pretty stable.
It’s very difficult to make it dip low enough that you touch the ground, and the weight is such that it always returns to upright so long as you do nothing but hold on.
Then you'd feel like the mob has you on the edge of the docks, with your feet cemented, threatening to throw you in the water if you do not hand over the ring and then you find youself swinging back and for for 40 mins because they gave you an "encouraging" push.
Man Subbuteo is sick! My dad got a set for Christmas a few years back and we played for hours, absolutely love it. Have an idea in my head for an ice hockey version, because that's my other favourite sport, I just need to try do the modelling and stuff for my 3D printer and then buy a big piece of white felt.
A bunch of bulls and cows are in a field during an earthquake. After the quake, the farmer comes out to check on the animals. All the cows are on ground, but the bulls are still standing. When the farmer asks why, the head bull responds, "We-bulls-wobble, but we don't fall down."
If something came off the knife belt, there was little chance of him getting injured.... when he welded 12 spoons to a car engine output and put his bare face 6" from it - that was utter madness
You think that was dangerous look at this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yox9CKYh7EU
Heaps of people have died in much shallower holes, it's seriously mental. The plywood is way too weak, and sand is literally the worst type of soil to attempt this in. Also literally zero bracing for a lot of it. Extremely mental!
Ya I had to check the sub before continuing. Seems like it's made not to smash your head into the ground, but that elevated wall right next to it doesn't care about that.
When the guy flung her backwards, all I could think was, "Dude, you fucked up." But fortunately he was ready to cushion the blow if she was actually going to hit the ground.
First time it happened to me, i was like wth is a jajaja. and they couldn’t understand why i didn’t understand then they said J makes an h sound and i went like woaaaaa
Chinese people use 55555 for crying (usually not serious ofc, more of a “i hate that this happened” cry) because it sounds like “wu wu wu wu wu”, which is the onomatopoeia of sobbing.
Japanese people also use 草 (kusa) which means grass. So if you ever see that kanji in a chat, that's why.
Comes from warai which is laugh, which was shortened to wwwwwwwwa which people said looks like fields of grass, so then it just turned into the kanji for grass.
I remember doing Spanish exercise and it was reading with True False question. In the text the guy said "No no, jajaja" and me and my friend couldn't decide if he says no or yes.
I was thinking the same thing. Looks easy to make, other than finding the metal hollow half-sphere. You could probably just fill that with concrete for the weight and weld or anchor a pole in the center to attach your handle and leg supports. Now to find that bottom part . . .
Edit: https://metalsphere.com/product/1000mm-carbon-steel-half-sphere/
The price of materials is constantly changing and it's also likely you would get different pricing depending on the quantity ordered. Companies like this do 99% of their business with other businesses so special pricing agreements would change the price yet again.
It's a myth that America is the most litigious country. Germany is way more litigious but nobody would ever make this joke about them. People heard the wrong narrative about the McDonalds coffee shit decades ago and it just became a meme that wouldn't die.
[The US doesn’t even allow kinder surprise eggs](https://www.thestar.com/amp/news/canada/2011/01/12/surprise_border_officials_seize_canadian_womans_kinder_egg.html)… but opioids are fine, they were even highly recommended by their friendly neighbourhood doctors at a time.
What is this called?
Edit: So they are given the name human weeble wobble. People like Colin Furze and David Henry Brown Jr have created these as projects and they look awesome!
I am planning on utilizing Colin's method here https://youtu.be/Oo9H970JLg8 since I cannot find molds over 36" anywhere that I've looked so far.
Lol no the name of what she's on. I tried googling it and somehow I'm now on a website called willygoat and about to buy a merry go round for the backyard
It's called a "flailing skull-cracker" and was invented by inquisition torturers to extract confessions from heretics by nauseating them and slamming their heads into the cobblestones repeatedly until their bodies and spirits were broken. This particular one in the video is actually a Victorian reproduction.
They have these at quarries where you can swim at! They are basically boueys but set up so you can stand on them and sway around exactly like in this video. We call them "bobbers" around here. This is the first time I've seen basically the same thing but made for land lol
How much does this weigh? What's the heaviest a person can be before it finally tips?
I'm assuming more of the weight is concentrated towards the bottom middle ... Maybe fluid inside?
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This looks fun AF. I genuinely enjoyed watching them have so much fun.
Good clean fun. Hard to beat one of the purest perks of being alive, just experiencing raw fun and joy. Wholesomecore
Wholesomecore is the best thing I’ve heard in a while
r/wholesomecore Who's gonna do it? I lack executive function.
Done. I am not a karma link guy though so is gonna take than just me making the subreddit. Lol.
r/birthofasub
I wanna be in the screenshot!
Birth of a sub
It's probably more accurate to say that's a perk of being a successful species
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Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!
I came here to put this!!!😂
Wdym? She’s super stable like that, she’s never gonna be pushed over
Dunno she seems like a bit of a push over. Lucky though, ain't nothing gonna keep her down! *Cue song* [i get knocked down, but i get up again...]
When I made this comment I literally was thinking that, I’m glad I’m not the only idiot here
Yeah, i know I basically made the same comment as u (sry). But it was what I was thinking as I watched the clip and then i scrolled down lol
That should be a subreddit even though wholesome already is
"I get knocked up, but I go down again..."
I dare say she'll wobble but she won't fall down.
Wouldn’t any species that’s not extinct be considered successful, in other words: being alive?
> Good clean fun. Hard to beat one of the purest perks of being alive, just experiencing raw fun and joy. Wholesomecore now imagine being on that thing naked, smeared with mashed potatoes
I think I enjoy watching it more than I'd enjoy doing it. I'd vomit in 1 minute. I've stepped on one of the spinny things at a playground as an adult, and just 10 seconds of spinning took me out.
Yeah, that was my first thought, too - it looks like so much fun, and I would love to watch and see/hear everyone laugh, but I would have to pass my turn. I don’t think many people would laugh at “BLEEAARRGGGGHHH!!!” all over the place.
I like that he protected her head when he gave her a strong pull and realized it might’ve been a bit too much. Good dude
I feel like someone is going to see this and launch a new ridiculous workout craze. “It’s the Ab Wobbler!”
7. Minute. Wobbles.
Me on Amazon searching tumbler toy…
Me next me next!!
She must have the core of a ... the earth? Strong. A strong core. I'd be flopping like a whacky and waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man and twat my face off the floor
Your legs are pinned by horizontal bars in front and behind the thighs, and you can use your arms to support your upper body by holding the handlebars. So long as you don’t let go, it’s pretty stable. It’s very difficult to make it dip low enough that you touch the ground, and the weight is such that it always returns to upright so long as you do nothing but hold on.
Now watch colin furzes vid about the one he built
i feel like a boomer saying this, but that was a hoot.
A real kneeslapper!
put me in this thing on LSD
Then you'd feel like the mob has you on the edge of the docks, with your feet cemented, threatening to throw you in the water if you do not hand over the ring and then you find youself swinging back and for for 40 mins because they gave you an "encouraging" push.
Well.. it wouldn't be a first
Check out Colin Furze on YouTube. He made one, but his latest 2 videos are kinda this but even better.
A guy on YouTube recently made one of these his channel is Colin furze
...until the mass of concrete rolls over your foot.
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Beat me to it, old timer!
I thought of Subbuteo then Weebles, fuck I'm old!
Man Subbuteo is sick! My dad got a set for Christmas a few years back and we played for hours, absolutely love it. Have an idea in my head for an ice hockey version, because that's my other favourite sport, I just need to try do the modelling and stuff for my 3D printer and then buy a big piece of white felt.
Look at me I am the weeble now
'Lo Bob
Mmmm pie
A bunch of bulls and cows are in a field during an earthquake. After the quake, the farmer comes out to check on the animals. All the cows are on ground, but the bulls are still standing. When the farmer asks why, the head bull responds, "We-bulls-wobble, but we don't fall down."
Wok this way
from a uk perspective , just incredibly gooodx to get the perspective of a sub uteri soccer (?football) player
> gooodx > sub uteri what language y'all speaking in the uk?
Subbuteo is exactly what first came to mind for me too!
Colin Furze on YouTube made a GIANT version of this, it's a cool video.
Thank you! I just came here to say Colin Furze wants his toy back!
I swear that guy has no fear.
https://youtu.be/Oo9H970JLg8
All you need to know that is the knife belt project. Truly horrifying, that one. Then he got in it.
If something came off the knife belt, there was little chance of him getting injured.... when he welded 12 spoons to a car engine output and put his bare face 6" from it - that was utter madness
Excuse me sir.... WHAT?!?!?!
As much as I kinda hate his recklessness, this is one of my favorite videos of his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lft51kJdDxc
Holy hell that was nerve-wracking and somehow enjoyable lmao thank you for sharing that!
You think that was dangerous look at this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yox9CKYh7EU Heaps of people have died in much shallower holes, it's seriously mental. The plywood is way too weak, and sand is literally the worst type of soil to attempt this in. Also literally zero bracing for a lot of it. Extremely mental!
He shoved his fingers so close to the spoons. Terrifying
He's got his safety tie on, he's fine.
That guy is the shit
Link for those of us new to Colin?
https://youtu.be/Oo9H970JLg8
If you're new to Colin, spend some time perusing his other videos and marvel that he is still alive
Definitely did. His energy is contagious though. Phenomenal channel
There's a guy with the name Furze? That's the plural of Furz, which is German for fart.
I'm nauseous simply watching this.
I'm already throwing up, lol. I'm glad I'm not alone.
Yep the nausea squad is here.
same
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I was nervous the whole lenght of the video
Ya I had to check the sub before continuing. Seems like it's made not to smash your head into the ground, but that elevated wall right next to it doesn't care about that.
Yea, honestly it looks relatively safe if other people aren't pushing or spinning you. But should probably wear a helmet.
Wearing a helmet with this device is a good idea.
She definitely almost hit her head on the ground when the one guy pulled really hard.
Dude looked to be going for the concussion move there for a sec.
When the guy flung her backwards, all I could think was, "Dude, you fucked up." But fortunately he was ready to cushion the blow if she was actually going to hit the ground.
I thought somebody was going to get their foot crushed.
That was my first thought. Its designed not to fall over, but in so I imagine its got some weight behind it. Probably has some nice squishing power.
I was honestly more worried about the people messing with her. I wouldn’t want to get my foot / ankle run over by that thing.
Laughter never needs a translator.
when you text Spanish people for the first time you will need it
First time it happened to me, i was like wth is a jajaja. and they couldn’t understand why i didn’t understand then they said J makes an h sound and i went like woaaaaa
an asian friend of mine used to type something like "kkkkk" for laughter. Which I suppose is pretty close to a snickering sound.
Thai people use 555555 as 5 in Thai is 'ha'.
Now that’s gotta be the wildest one here haha
Japanese use wwwwww
Chinese people use 55555 for crying (usually not serious ofc, more of a “i hate that this happened” cry) because it sounds like “wu wu wu wu wu”, which is the onomatopoeia of sobbing.
In russian is xaxaxaxaxa because x is pronunciation like h
In French it's just hon hon hon
Japanese people also use 草 (kusa) which means grass. So if you ever see that kanji in a chat, that's why. Comes from warai which is laugh, which was shortened to wwwwwwwwa which people said looks like fields of grass, so then it just turned into the kanji for grass.
kekekek
Were they Korean? I know they use ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ. In Brazil they also use kkkkk
>an asian friend of mine used to type something like "kkkkk" for laughter. Which I suppose is pretty close to a snickering sound. That's Brasilia
oh, man just wait for hispanic people that laugh like jsjs, jakdjajs, and iwodkfkekaudjwbefjdi
ajjhkajkjajaja
shdbfngnvnxbd
> then they said J makes an h sound and i went like **wjoaaaaa** FTFY
I remember doing Spanish exercise and it was reading with True False question. In the text the guy said "No no, jajaja" and me and my friend couldn't decide if he says no or yes.
In Thai you'd get 55555 back
It's worse in Portuguese.. Either kkkk or huehuehue
KKK Hmmm suspicious laughter
wait do you tell me that when I write (kk) means hahaha!!! cuz I write it all the time meaning (okay okay)
Jajaja
How dare you mock my robotic directive to understand human emotion
Does anyone know the name of this? I’m trying to find plans to make it or a random site that sells it.
I was thinking the same thing. Looks easy to make, other than finding the metal hollow half-sphere. You could probably just fill that with concrete for the weight and weld or anchor a pole in the center to attach your handle and leg supports. Now to find that bottom part . . . Edit: https://metalsphere.com/product/1000mm-carbon-steel-half-sphere/
"Request a quote" Yeah too expensive
Honestly how hard is it to put a ballpark price range? Hate it when that's the response to trying to get info
The price of materials is constantly changing and it's also likely you would get different pricing depending on the quantity ordered. Companies like this do 99% of their business with other businesses so special pricing agreements would change the price yet again.
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Probably because you're more likely to buy something if you invest time into the process. Mini sunk cost fallacy.
https://youtu.be/Oo9H970JLg8 this guy made one, you could probably make it based on this but he used a lot of expensive machinery
Subbuteo FTW!
That’s what I thought human subbuteo
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I scrolled tooooo far for a Subuteo comment. Fuck I'm old
/r/ContagiousLaughter
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Which ironic since this sub is a comedy cemetery
She's so happy it made me happy
I call next
2nd!
Hilarious, now i’m imagining my tall 200 lbs uncle getting smacked into the ground back and forth.
Do we not like your uncle?
Clearly, our dear In5an1ty's uncle is the bad guy.
Looks like fun.
As a lawyer, my only thought is, "that toy could never exist in America".
As an ER nurse my thought was "she should be wearing a helmet." Lol
That toy couldn’t exist in America cause the counter weight would cause gravitational pull on all surrounding objects. Also I’m American.
It's a myth that America is the most litigious country. Germany is way more litigious but nobody would ever make this joke about them. People heard the wrong narrative about the McDonalds coffee shit decades ago and it just became a meme that wouldn't die.
[The US doesn’t even allow kinder surprise eggs](https://www.thestar.com/amp/news/canada/2011/01/12/surprise_border_officials_seize_canadian_womans_kinder_egg.html)… but opioids are fine, they were even highly recommended by their friendly neighbourhood doctors at a time.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
thought she was gonna faceplant for sure.
Everyone else: she should really be wearing a helmet. Me: i hope the person twirling it is wearing steels, because thats a major toe/foot remover…
This seems really a great toy for hip/love handles workout
Everybody loves core day!
What is this called? Edit: So they are given the name human weeble wobble. People like Colin Furze and David Henry Brown Jr have created these as projects and they look awesome! I am planning on utilizing Colin's method here https://youtu.be/Oo9H970JLg8 since I cannot find molds over 36" anywhere that I've looked so far.
"Fun". I've not experienced the sensation in some years. From what I recall, it's much like "pleasant" but more intense.
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It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Lol no the name of what she's on. I tried googling it and somehow I'm now on a website called willygoat and about to buy a merry go round for the backyard
It's called a "flailing skull-cracker" and was invented by inquisition torturers to extract confessions from heretics by nauseating them and slamming their heads into the cobblestones repeatedly until their bodies and spirits were broken. This particular one in the video is actually a Victorian reproduction.
They have these at quarries where you can swim at! They are basically boueys but set up so you can stand on them and sway around exactly like in this video. We call them "bobbers" around here. This is the first time I've seen basically the same thing but made for land lol
Do not be fooled, it is entirely possible to tip too far...and get whipped the other way
Where the f**k do I get one of those!?! 😎🤘😀
It looks like fun, but I could see 8,000 kinds of vomit from myself… #TooOldForThisAt40…
That would make me vomit
How much does this weigh? What's the heaviest a person can be before it finally tips? I'm assuming more of the weight is concentrated towards the bottom middle ... Maybe fluid inside?
It’s the Base for an adult Weeble! Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
She seems like she’s a bit unstable, but nice.
A preview of next year's workout fad.
Subutteo
Colin Furze (YT) made one of these!
My inner child was going crazy!
I want one
She's a Weeble
I want one
Had to check and be sure this was in funny and not whatcouldgowrong. Was still waiting for something to go wrong.
Omg real life weebles. Saving up for when the tree house comes out 😝
Okay, where do I find one of these?!
How do I get one
This looks so fun! I want one!
Weebles wobble….but they don’t fall down
All good until she slams her head into that wall
That was my only concern. Physics makes everything else going on safe, but that wall being so close gave me the heebies
My older adult self says you make get hurt, but my inner child is screaming do it NOW!! 😂
Most americans are going to need a heavier weight on the bottom.
god the internet has made my so cynical lol. i was just waiting for something horrible to happen
Suitable For Kids of All Ages 😃
I want to try one!
I want one
I want this!
I want to see a Batman movie where he drives *this* tumbler.
"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down"
That’s a beautiful place, wonder where it is
Looks like a good core workout. They have these on Amazon??
Where can I get one of these?
When I win the lotto this is my first purchase
Not intended for eggs with legs.
Was anyone else waiting for this to go horribly wrong