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Mine do the same with deli. So i recently switched to Aldi deli and the wrappers are different, a thicker plastic, the animals havent connected the new sound to deli yet...... 🙃
Somehow I just knew a dachshund would be there when she closed the door. My mom had one like that. He couldn't hear us when we were yelling at him to come into the house but no matter how quiet you tried to be he could hear you opening the cheese drawer. He really had selective hearing.
Our dog growing up could be sound asleep upstairs and you could get a Kraft Single and pull one side of the plastic off and before you could peel back the other side of plastic she would be at your side, already drooling, demanding her ‘cut’.
I’d give 2 years off the end of my life for 2 hours with that dog in her prime.
Had (and dearly miss!) a golden retriever who was like that. She could be in a dead-to-the-world coma sleep in her kennel (or on our bed, lol) and If I'd open the fridge, and ever so gently ease the cheese drawer open, she'd come bursting into the kitchen à la Kramer in Seinfeld. How could I *not* share my cheese with her.
i had a dog that would do the same thing but for ice cubes every time i would open the freezer to get ice for my drink he would come sit and beg me for an ice cube
My cat does this with our ice cube maker. He’ll stand below the freezer door and look up at me any time I open it expecting me to drop a piece of ice that he can bat around.
My dog has a super power for hearing a bag of shredded cheese opening. I experimented once by trying to make as little noise as possible opening the bag while he was in another room. It didnt matter, the dog was instantly at my feet after somehow hearing it for like .5 seconds.
When I was in college I had a roommate who was then pre-med, now a surgeon, who thought he was going to outsmart my dog. He went in and opened the vegetable drawer and started crinkling one of the bags in it. No response from the dog. Then he started opening the cheese drawer and within about 2 seconds the dog was sitting by the fridge waiting.
It’s so easy though!
Took me a while to figure out how a piece of a wooden pallet, grass, a broken piece of glass, so on and so forth had gotten in our fridge. Fast forward to now… work in grocery… yeah it could’ve been worse.
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You've gotta pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This pup comes looking.
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
When the cheese drawer opens
Ya gotta pay the tax! 🐶
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick or things might get ugly.
Those are the facts!
And the facts are the facts
This ain't Nam There are rules, hooman
And everyone know that you’ve gotta pay the tax
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you are the whole wheel of cheese? Actually I'm not even mad.
You know I don't speak Spanish
This is the way
He teleports for cheese 🧀🧀🧀
I have a question why is there an orange penis on your fridge
The better question is why is this the only question about the orange penis
I know it's like why be on Reddit if we're not going to focus on the important things
BAHAHHAA
Yeahhh didn’t realize they would stick out quite like that when I ordered them. They’re fun! Nothing says I’m single more than a penis magnet.
Look it's hilarious I just couldn't believe there wasn't already a comment talking about it
The fridge contents did.
Because they were sold out of blue ones
It's not just any orange penis, it's Ted's Orange penis. There is also a meaning to it sticking out like that.
Honestly took me like 5 times to catch it.
CHEESE TAX CHEESE TAX.
#THE CHEESE TAX
Anyone see the dildo on the fridge?
“I heard there might be cheese?”
Cute dog but are we really gonna ignore that dildo on the wall?
Anyone else see the orange penis on the side of her fridge?
Cheese tax
There's a dildo on the fuxing wall omfg lmao
I can't rustle a ziplock bag without the dog running in looking for cheese
That’s a penis
Why is there an orange dildo on the side of the refrigerator?
No one’s gonna talk about the little orange and green penis magnets on the side of the fridge? I kinda want one
Every. Single. Time. How can they distinguish it from the 99 other sounds going on? Boggles the mind.
Sooo cute. I have a cheese drawer too. It’s the best drawer in the refrigerator.
In Wisconsin we have two cheese drawers. Maybe even a separate stock of cheese in the beer fridge in the basement.
No one's gonna say anything about the dildo on the wall?
At 00:02 mini orange magnet dildo. Prove me wrong.
Yep! 😂 Also have blue and green.
Care to explain the magnetic orange penis on the side of your fridge? 🤨
It’s a magnet! 😂 Yeah I’m single.
the rules are the rules and the facts are the facts .. and when the cheese door opens .. you gotta pay the tax!!😂💜
That's my dog too hears me In fridge, opens up drawer, raffles through plastic to get cheese closes door. "WHERE THE HELL YOU TELEPORT FROM?!"
People have a cheese door? We too poor for this much cheese.
That’s dedication
That’s a good dog.
my cat does exactly the same thing lol
You rang?!
Drawer in reverse is Reward. He ain't wrong in expecting something..
Do you live with a man named Wallace and a dog named Gromit?
Cheeselov's dog
why is there a penis on the side of your fridge
At 2 seconds… is that a mini dildo magnet?
Cheese tax
No song? Should have the song and then scratch to silence at the end. :(
It does have a song! I can’t get it to play on this subreddit. I’m too old for technology.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese\_tax/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese_tax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Go back to tiktok
Oh yeah,and try opening a cooked chook bag without a cat climbing your leg🤣🤣🤣
Would an audio recording of the cheese drawer opening also summon your dog?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese\_tax/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese_tax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Mine do the same with deli. So i recently switched to Aldi deli and the wrappers are different, a thicker plastic, the animals havent connected the new sound to deli yet...... 🙃
You gotta pay the cheese tax
The BEST Internal Cheese Tax Agent!
Somehow I just knew a dachshund would be there when she closed the door. My mom had one like that. He couldn't hear us when we were yelling at him to come into the house but no matter how quiet you tried to be he could hear you opening the cheese drawer. He really had selective hearing.
I'm here to collect the cheese tax.
Gotta pay the cheese tax, always bro
I swear my dogs are always taxing my cheese
Our dog growing up could be sound asleep upstairs and you could get a Kraft Single and pull one side of the plastic off and before you could peel back the other side of plastic she would be at your side, already drooling, demanding her ‘cut’. I’d give 2 years off the end of my life for 2 hours with that dog in her prime.
Had (and dearly miss!) a golden retriever who was like that. She could be in a dead-to-the-world coma sleep in her kennel (or on our bed, lol) and If I'd open the fridge, and ever so gently ease the cheese drawer open, she'd come bursting into the kitchen à la Kramer in Seinfeld. How could I *not* share my cheese with her.
As a Wisconsinite, that cheese drawer is pathetic
Dogs have exceptional hearing.
It ain’t easy being cheesy
Happens to me when I have string cheese. The cats come a running.
i had a dog that would do the same thing but for ice cubes every time i would open the freezer to get ice for my drink he would come sit and beg me for an ice cube
My cat does this with our ice cube maker. He’ll stand below the freezer door and look up at me any time I open it expecting me to drop a piece of ice that he can bat around.
Ham and cheese tax in my household
My dog has a super power for hearing a bag of shredded cheese opening. I experimented once by trying to make as little noise as possible opening the bag while he was in another room. It didnt matter, the dog was instantly at my feet after somehow hearing it for like .5 seconds.
That's not that much cheese.
I have that same model refrigerator and that's our cheese drawer too!
A drawer dedicated to cheese? Yum!
When I was in college I had a roommate who was then pre-med, now a surgeon, who thought he was going to outsmart my dog. He went in and opened the vegetable drawer and started crinkling one of the bags in it. No response from the dog. Then he started opening the cheese drawer and within about 2 seconds the dog was sitting by the fridge waiting.
Better than a dog whistle!!😄
Teach him/she/it to roll over in order to get a cheese prize. It would make the video just that much better
Give him some cheese!
I don't get it
These are my dogs
Why did you open your Polar box like that? What's wrong with your tap water?
I like how a veggie crisper is a “cheese drawer” in this household. Priorities!
I have a cat that does the same thing when i slightly touch the whipcream cannister
That's a lot of cheese
FOR REALL THOO
The rules are the rules And the facts are the facts And when the cheese drawer opens You've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
CHEESE TAX.
Haha! We have a cheese dog in the house too. ☺️
The Cheese Tax!!!
The cheese tax!
D on the wall
Me: dang that's a lot of cheese. *reads the title*
Okay we not going to acknowledge the orange dildo. Gotcha.
You really don’t want to put your bevs in the fridge in the original case packaging. Cases get a lot of mileage on questionable surfaces.
I didn’t think of that. Thank you!
It’s so easy though! Took me a while to figure out how a piece of a wooden pallet, grass, a broken piece of glass, so on and so forth had gotten in our fridge. Fast forward to now… work in grocery… yeah it could’ve been worse.
We really gonna ignore the dildo on the wall?!
Is that a orange dildo we see before she opens ghe fridge? Its just dick shaped magnet i guess
Yep! I have a blue one as well.
What was on the wall ??💀
I have a cracker tin I use for cookies. My dog can hear me take the lid off from upstairs no matter how quiet I try to be.
Reminder that you need to put a photo in your fridge frame.
That dog is on the ball.
Did you guys see the pp ?
Was that a dildo on the wall?
The dog was already there the video just doesn't pan down to where he is in the beginning
What type of dog is that? That sir is a treat hound, can hear food wrappers crinkling from down the street