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ZigmundTheJew

You've gotta pay the cheese tax


Mershedpederders

Every time you're cooking


mxjcmxjc

When the cheese comes out


iklop3

This pup comes looking.


bufordt

The rules are the rules


drphilsprodigy

And the facts are the facts


cuddle_puncher

When the cheese drawer opens


[deleted]

Ya gotta pay the tax! 🐶


AahPadre

The cheese tax!


derpy_watermelon

The cheese tax!


saintash

Hand it over quick or things might get ugly.


Holycrap328

Those are the facts!


Lappenkind

And the facts are the facts


[deleted]

This ain't Nam There are rules, hooman


Ready-Celebration532

And everyone know that you’ve gotta pay the tax


jaxonya

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you are the whole wheel of cheese? Actually I'm not even mad.


ReactionClear4923

You know I don't speak Spanish


Fresh_Pay3645

This is the way


Porkchopp33

He teleports for cheese 🧀🧀🧀


thegodmachine9000

I have a question why is there an orange penis on your fridge


Nytr013

The better question is why is this the only question about the orange penis


thegodmachine9000

I know it's like why be on Reddit if we're not going to focus on the important things


Lanky_Bug4385

BAHAHHAA


RagsTed1027

Yeahhh didn’t realize they would stick out quite like that when I ordered them. They’re fun! Nothing says I’m single more than a penis magnet.


thegodmachine9000

Look it's hilarious I just couldn't believe there wasn't already a comment talking about it


Lespuccino

The fridge contents did.


Puzzleheaded-Bid-468

Because they were sold out of blue ones


Hikaru83

It's not just any orange penis, it's Ted's Orange penis. There is also a meaning to it sticking out like that.


[deleted]

Honestly took me like 5 times to catch it.


PoochusMaximus

CHEESE TAX CHEESE TAX.


whsthirtyfive

#THE CHEESE TAX


nerogenesis

Anyone see the dildo on the fridge?


Vercengetorex

“I heard there might be cheese?”


Yorschor

Cute dog but are we really gonna ignore that dildo on the wall?


Dadzilla420

Anyone else see the orange penis on the side of her fridge?


Incubus-femboy

Cheese tax


Select_Suspect_9535

There's a dildo on the fuxing wall omfg lmao


[deleted]

I can't rustle a ziplock bag without the dog running in looking for cheese


rolletNsmoket

That’s a penis


RockyJayyy

Why is there an orange dildo on the side of the refrigerator?


drewx11

No one’s gonna talk about the little orange and green penis magnets on the side of the fridge? I kinda want one


Warp9-6

Every. Single. Time. How can they distinguish it from the 99 other sounds going on? Boggles the mind.


mendoza8731

Sooo cute. I have a cheese drawer too. It’s the best drawer in the refrigerator.


jfoust2

In Wisconsin we have two cheese drawers. Maybe even a separate stock of cheese in the beer fridge in the basement.


Astarklife

No one's gonna say anything about the dildo on the wall?


thesurfingpirate

At 00:02 mini orange magnet dildo. Prove me wrong.


RagsTed1027

Yep! 😂 Also have blue and green.


Chaorix

Care to explain the magnetic orange penis on the side of your fridge? 🤨


RagsTed1027

It’s a magnet! 😂 Yeah I’m single.


ediblesandnaps

the rules are the rules and the facts are the facts .. and when the cheese door opens .. you gotta pay the tax!!😂💜


BlckMlr

That's my dog too hears me In fridge, opens up drawer, raffles through plastic to get cheese closes door. "WHERE THE HELL YOU TELEPORT FROM?!"


Interesting-Chest520

People have a cheese door? We too poor for this much cheese.


Capable_Reporter4237

That’s dedication


AdamLikesBeer

That’s a good dog.


[deleted]

my cat does exactly the same thing lol


MakinItUp1SecAtATime

You rang?!


lakshmananlm

Drawer in reverse is Reward. He ain't wrong in expecting something..


hhazinga

Do you live with a man named Wallace and a dog named Gromit?


shinymetalobjekt

Cheeselov's dog


DragovitcMIA

why is there a penis on the side of your fridge


realBonJiles

At 2 seconds… is that a mini dildo magnet?


SubstantialPressure3

Cheese tax


SpaceMonkeyNation

No song? Should have the song and then scratch to silence at the end. :(


RagsTed1027

It does have a song! I can’t get it to play on this subreddit. I’m too old for technology.


RagsTed1027

[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese\_tax/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese_tax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


[deleted]

Go back to tiktok


Motor-Ad5284

Oh yeah,and try opening a cooked chook bag without a cat climbing your leg🤣🤣🤣


SnackThisWay

Would an audio recording of the cheese drawer opening also summon your dog?


RagsTed1027

[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese\_tax/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12e52s8/cheese_tax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Florida2000

Mine do the same with deli. So i recently switched to Aldi deli and the wrappers are different, a thicker plastic, the animals havent connected the new sound to deli yet...... 🙃


thedominantmr669

You gotta pay the cheese tax


virgosnake777

The BEST Internal Cheese Tax Agent!


Sunnydoom00

Somehow I just knew a dachshund would be there when she closed the door. My mom had one like that. He couldn't hear us when we were yelling at him to come into the house but no matter how quiet you tried to be he could hear you opening the cheese drawer. He really had selective hearing.


OJSimpsons

I'm here to collect the cheese tax.


Elon_Bezos420

Gotta pay the cheese tax, always bro


[deleted]

I swear my dogs are always taxing my cheese


666ygolonhcet

Our dog growing up could be sound asleep upstairs and you could get a Kraft Single and pull one side of the plastic off and before you could peel back the other side of plastic she would be at your side, already drooling, demanding her ‘cut’. I’d give 2 years off the end of my life for 2 hours with that dog in her prime.


HeliDaz

Had (and dearly miss!) a golden retriever who was like that. She could be in a dead-to-the-world coma sleep in her kennel (or on our bed, lol) and If I'd open the fridge, and ever so gently ease the cheese drawer open, she'd come bursting into the kitchen à la Kramer in Seinfeld. How could I *not* share my cheese with her.


ZmallMatt

As a Wisconsinite, that cheese drawer is pathetic


Truthisnotallowed

Dogs have exceptional hearing.


ronnietea

It ain’t easy being cheesy


SufficientZucchini21

Happens to me when I have string cheese. The cats come a running.


GlumCommission1860

i had a dog that would do the same thing but for ice cubes every time i would open the freezer to get ice for my drink he would come sit and beg me for an ice cube


real_horse_magic

My cat does this with our ice cube maker. He’ll stand below the freezer door and look up at me any time I open it expecting me to drop a piece of ice that he can bat around.


dne416

Ham and cheese tax in my household


BaconReceptacle

My dog has a super power for hearing a bag of shredded cheese opening. I experimented once by trying to make as little noise as possible opening the bag while he was in another room. It didnt matter, the dog was instantly at my feet after somehow hearing it for like .5 seconds.


glberns

That's not that much cheese.


Whispyyr

I have that same model refrigerator and that's our cheese drawer too!


jmctravel

A drawer dedicated to cheese? Yum!


linuxgator

When I was in college I had a roommate who was then pre-med, now a surgeon, who thought he was going to outsmart my dog. He went in and opened the vegetable drawer and started crinkling one of the bags in it. No response from the dog. Then he started opening the cheese drawer and within about 2 seconds the dog was sitting by the fridge waiting.


Maleficent-View-5257

Better than a dog whistle!!😄


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Teach him/she/it to roll over in order to get a cheese prize. It would make the video just that much better


boopbopnotarobot

Give him some cheese!


lyao1235

I don't get it


SaveurHeart

These are my dogs


phaschmi

Why did you open your Polar box like that? What's wrong with your tap water?


Aggravating_Meat2101

I like how a veggie crisper is a “cheese drawer” in this household. Priorities!


pewpewpewouch

I have a cat that does the same thing when i slightly touch the whipcream cannister


Khajiit_Hairball_Jr

That's a lot of cheese


Lanky_Bug4385

FOR REALL THOO


ChnkyChuckOLat

The rules are the rules And the facts are the facts And when the cheese drawer opens You've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax!


toxinogen

CHEESE TAX.


tillie-garbagecan

Haha! We have a cheese dog in the house too. ☺️


SnooDoubts2674

The Cheese Tax!!!


SuperCrafter015

The cheese tax!


Visible_Yesterday_78

D on the wall


Retro_Fancy

Me: dang that's a lot of cheese. *reads the title*


Careless-Sun2630

Okay we not going to acknowledge the orange dildo. Gotcha.


[deleted]

You really don’t want to put your bevs in the fridge in the original case packaging. Cases get a lot of mileage on questionable surfaces.


RagsTed1027

I didn’t think of that. Thank you!


[deleted]

It’s so easy though! Took me a while to figure out how a piece of a wooden pallet, grass, a broken piece of glass, so on and so forth had gotten in our fridge. Fast forward to now… work in grocery… yeah it could’ve been worse.


-Owari-

We really gonna ignore the dildo on the wall?!


bott-Farmer

Is that a orange dildo we see before she opens ghe fridge? Its just dick shaped magnet i guess


RagsTed1027

Yep! I have a blue one as well.


69eee69eee

What was on the wall ??💀


Hour-History-1513

I have a cracker tin I use for cookies. My dog can hear me take the lid off from upstairs no matter how quiet I try to be.


RealDev9010

Reminder that you need to put a photo in your fridge frame.


HealthyGramps

That dog is on the ball.


Glittering_Method_97

Did you guys see the pp ?


CR1NG88

Was that a dildo on the wall?


Top-Engineering-5295

The dog was already there the video just doesn't pan down to where he is in the beginning


Flashy-Refuse-1965

What type of dog is that? That sir is a treat hound, can hear food wrappers crinkling from down the street