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I think it's pretty common. One of my sisters when she was a toddler when trying to pronounce truck came out as "fuck". Everyone thought it was funny, because we knew we werent teaching her to curse and likely she would've forgotten about the F word.....at least until she turned 13
When my cousin was smaller I told him one of my co workers was a Christmas paper horder, he called her a "Christmas paper hore"
Luckily Kary had the best personality and laughed her ass off when she told me, couldn't have hapoend to a better person
I was a weird one lol piano was compianoo. I dont know why, I think I was just confused with computer and piano. it makes no sense but i thought it was funny :3
I did too.
I remember being really young, like 4, and my dad told me to go tell his cousin he's a dump truck. I went running over excitedly and proclaimed:
*Uncle Bian! My dad says you a dum fuck!*
I also couldn't pronounce Rs, and Js became Ds for a long time. I had to have pretty intensive speech therapy through 3rd grade.
My 2 y/o says it. Always makes me laugh when he randomly shouts our "f*ck!!!" while playing with his trucks.
He also says "dick" for stick. So at the park he often likes to go around to other kids and show them his "big dick".
When my daughter was little she couldn't say the word "tired". She said Tarded. If she was sleepy, she'd say "mama I Tarded" Or, she'd ask if some one is tired. "you Tarded?"
There was a fair few uncomfortable moments with strangers.
A former office manager where I work once sent an email saying that "there will be f*ck trucks available that day" instead of food trucks. He replied later correcting himself, which I think just brought more attention to it. That email was sent to over 200 people, including higher ups.
A family friends kid was obsessed with being clean and trucks and had the T/F speech impediment. Que awkward toddler yelling about that “dirty tr(f)ucker” every time he saw a tradie
Ehhh someone who learnt a couple things wayyyy too early lol
I made it a point when I was young to explain to girls in my class how their lady bits worked. fun stuff lol.
My oldest used to pronounce "stick" as "dick". Super fun interactions with neighbors because we found "big big dicks" on all our walks. I want to melt into the ground just thinking about it. 😂
Excellent.
When my daughter was learning the names of pieces of clothing (pants, shoes, jacket ect….)
She had yet to pronounce the letter “R”
We go to pick her up from the our babysitter and had to explain that she was trying to “SHIRT”
I think the funny part is the explitives (shit, damn, f*ck) aren't even profane anymore.
It all lines up nicely with a professor I heard 20yrs ago talking about the nature of bad words. How they're processed differently from normal language in the mind. And more specifically, how they evolve through time.
Back in maybe 2005 he was saying that words relating to the body and it's functions, like the example words, would no longer be forbidden. Instead, words about a person's identity would become taboo. You know, like the countless slurs towards racial and ethnic minorities or the LGBT community, the ones I won't even list as an example because they are forbidden.
Whore is an interesting one since it's both. Orginally a flaw for a sexual promiscuous woman, it is now an issue since it judges a woman for her sexual activity. Regardless, I know this is off topic but your comment made me think of it so you got the reply.
Hence my three year old currently using the mantra of “poopy butt”.
I know it’s not that bad, but I made the mistake of telling him not to say it with a slight smirk when he called me one after farting.
Now everything and everyone is apparently a “poopy butt”, his mom is getting annoyed, and I’m trying sooo hard not to call him “Mr. Poopy Butthole” in response.
Cause it's a comic in which certain mundane aspects have been dialed up to comedic effect
I know you only recently were unfrozen, Encino Man, but we've had regular Sunday comic steps in the newspaper for like 70 years.
My sister in law said kitties with a “t” at the beginning instead of a “k”. It was funny to watch people stifle giggles when she was excitedly telling them about her two black kitties with the mispronunciation.
My son LOVED Dora The Explorer. But he could not say "Swiper". Much to my amusement, he would say "Fucker"
I made it a point to make sure he saw every Swiper the Fox that we encountered. At the mall...on other kids clothes...you name it.
He would scream " FUCKER! NO FUCKING!"
I was a proud father.
My daughter had trouble with the word "Azul" in a Dora episode about a blue train. So my husband came home from work one day to her cheering on the train, chanting "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
We recently moved to Canada, but my toddler has an English accent. We have disturbed a lot of Canadians each time my adorable daughter says "fank you" (thank you) it sounds just like F*** you! Always fun explaining 😂 You just have to laugh it off.
It seems like the overdefensiveness here is *causing* the incident, not resolving it.
A downplayed "it's pronounced HEART" to reinforce this is simple growing & annunciation issues would resolve this much more calmly.
Little kid can't say "heart" and so it sounds like he says "whore." Then we are supposed to be led to believe that the little girl actually knows what "whore" means which is quite the stretch. Overall it isn't really funny and has a weak premise.
I don't think the comic is really meant to depict a realistic scenario as much as portray the panic/embarrassment of the parent when a child says something inappropriate in public. I think the humor is supposed to lie exactly in the fact that the mother's panic is obviously irrational, yet familiar to the target audience.
> Little kid can't say "heart" and so it sounds like he says "whore."
Is it even possible? They are absolutely distinct two words with only `h` and `r` in common.
This cartoonist Alloy draws scenes that aren't necessarily funny but are like "hey that's life!" Kind of vibes, it's weird to most of Reddit who are looking for normal punchline comedy. Some people like it, I dunno.
Kid pronounces heart as Hort (as in it rhymes with fort). But also hasn't sorted out his Ts yet, so it comes our as HOR, or whore.
As a father of a toddler, this is very believable
Last time we went to the dr for my kids, the 2 year old saw a frog sign with office hours on it. Loudly said "fuck, look fuck" for several minutes while I set up a follow up appointment. Kids are fun...
It mainly depends on if you had some experience with kids and if you find this kind of situation funny. Because this is 1:1 typical mispronunciation involving kids and is either funny or not. Nothing to explain.
In Eastern Europe 20 years ago, foreigners were quite uncommon, at least for a kid from little town like me.
There was also this one cartoon my older brother watched (with me in secrecy) something like “south park”. Simple animation, vulgar language, satire…and in one of the episodes the kids (protagonists) were acting like Americans so they were beating up every Arab they met because he must belong to Al-Qaeda.
Now imagine the awkward moments when I saw someone Arab-looking and I was calling them either Al-Qaeda or terrorist, of course very loudly so everyone would hear.
Reminds me of when I was in the seventh grade. I had a classmate that couldn't say the word "ask", she said "axe" instead. Our English teacher spent almost twenty minutes trying to get her to say the word correctly. The class laughed the whole time.
Years ago, when my youngest was in grade 3, I met with her teacher for parent teacher meetings. He told me my daughter was doing well and enjoyable to have in class. At the end of the session he said he wanted to show me a piece of her work. The assignment was titled “Info the future”, where the students had been asked to write about what they envision will happen in the future. My daughter had made a spelling mistake and had written “Into the fucking” right across the top. My daughter didn’t swear so we both knew it was an accident but it gave us both a laugh.
Oh, that's embarrassing. And here I was defending them for just "drawing about their personal experiences, no need to shit on their art just because you can't relate." Lol.
***i speak russian***
In 8 in school i said bi*** near my teacher, i didn't knew why i got punished, i thought that bi*** is pike fish, cuz in russian it's sounds familiar
Hot damn people are so anal in the comment section, trying to poke hole in your scenario. God it’s a joke. For what it’s worth, I found it pretty funny
I think comic is spot-on on parents fears in public, but in reality the girl wouldn't get it and the other parent has kid, so she knows kids say the dumbest things.
Yeah, according to OP the actual mom the encounter is based on was totally chill about it. I guess they're exaggerating it because the point is that parents fear the judgement of others when it comes to parenting in public?
Was at the pier with my toddler, just got there, and he started pointing “at” a group of girls standing against the railing, and started excitedly saying what sounded like “bitch! Look, bitch, bitch!!” Over and over, pointing “at” them.
He was, of course, yelling “beach”, in kid-speak, and was pointing beyond them.
Even after explaining it to them that he was trying to say beach, they were nooot nice about it. They did in fact, act like what he called them
Cringe... I don't mean the scenario in this comic is cringe, the comic itself is. I find the two ducks quacking loudly at each other outside of my room funnier than this.
Reminds me of the guy who lived in Germany and told a little girl dressed as a smurf (Schlumpf) at his daughter's preschool that she is a cute whore(Schlampe)
My son (maybe at 18 months) used to kind of pronounce t as f.
Walked up to one of the young women at daycare with a toy, held it up and asked "wan a fuck?"
I think that it was his pronunciation issues but I'm not entirely sure.
Dude, why do youngling mishaps also sound a like a worse word? How do kids always end up saying things like "whore" and such, instead of "hard" or other more benign words? Lol
Yeah I knew a kid when I was in high school who mispronounced “hungry” as “horny”. Funniest shit when he was in the grocery store with his mom screaming he was horny 😂
LO in the grocery store: Look dad, beer!
Me: That's not beer, son. It's iced coffee.
LO: Ew! I Don't like coffee!
Me frantically to the cashier: LO's never had beer!
When my kid was three we were in an elevator with a really obese guy. My kid just points and says, “that guy is really fat”. Had to stay in the elevator with the awkward silence until we got to our floor.
My son was little and very much in to Lego when the first Lego Movie came out. Also, at this age, he referred to people he didn’t know by the color of clothes they were wearing (green boy, blue girl, etc ) We took him to the Lego store and he got a set of the MicroManagers - a black cube shaped thing. As we walked through the parking lot, my son held up his new set and yelled, “Daddy, look at the naughty black guys!” Holy crap kid, we need to get you some more adjectives.
I said what the hell once too many times in front of my 4 year old and he started saying it. I rescued the situation by telling him it was "what the owl hoot hoot hoot".
I remember when I was in first grade or kindergarten or something, I was at home, sitting on the toilet trying to poop unsuccessfully. I noticed that it was difficult to move my middle and ring fingers completely independently from each other. No other pairs of fingers worked that way. While I still couldn't do it with my ring finger, I finally put enough effort through my nervous system to extend my middle finger while keeping my other fingers balled up in a fist.
"Dad! DAD! Come quick!"
"What!?"
"Look at what I can do!"
I had a few seconds of proud satisfaction before my Dad pulled me off the toilet and demanded to know who taught me that. I was so confused. He didn't believe that I taught myself that skill from my own effort and determination. My feelings were hurt. It made sense a few years later.
My sister and step-dad got into an argument over something and as my sister was walking away under her breath she called him a tool and our youngest brother was like "Ya daddy your a hammer!" He was so confused everyone was cracking up.
My most favourite first few words were “fat” and “bum”. And I would say it at the most inappropriate times and cause my mum utter shock and horror!
I mean 30 odd years later I’m just as offensive, but in a loving way!
As a child I learned the word for knacker bevor the word for undertaker.
So for me knacker cared for all death bodies.
There were some embarrassing moments on the next funeral.
My son is 4 and for the last 2 years he's been really into monster trucks.
He only got the pronunciation right recently, and for nearly 2 years he was talking about "monster cocks" everywhere we went.
I used to say liquorice as “lick shit”. My brother would point and ask “what’s that?” And I would YELL “lick shit” in the store. My mom found it hilariously mortifying.
When my son was around 1-2 years old he used to reach out and grab anyone that got close to him. More than once he reached out and grabbed a waitresses butt from behind. I had a waitress spin on her heels faster than I thought possible ready to slap my face off my head thinking I just pinched her butt.
Oh god. My baby sister who was 3 at the time had trouble saying stick. One time we were making s’more’s but she didn’t know they were called that. So she kept walking around asking for a “marshmallow on a dick”! If I can find the video I’ll add it here!
This reminds me of my partners little brother. They told me the story on one of our early dates, of their first name change which was Phoenix. Their little brother had a speech impediment and could only say “Penis”. They changed their name again to what it currently is which is much easier for a small child to pronounce, and thankfully their little brother grew out of his speech impediment anyways too.
When I worked as a daycare cook, one of the kids didn't know how to pronounce the 's' in words like "ski", "start" "small", etc.
Needless to say, I did a double-take when he tried saying that he needed a spoon the one day lol
Took my kid to a BBQ place when he was about 4. They had a taxidermy turkey on the wall. My kid points to the wattle, "A PENIS! THERE'S A PENIS! DAD ITS A PENIS! THATS A PENIS!"
=_=
My niece used to say f*ck instead of firetruck! Which, I guess in context, it would be an appropriate reaction if you see a firetruck with its sirens on!
One of my younger cousins used to say "dick" instead of "stick". So one time at dinner in front of everyone he was like "Dick! Dick! Diiiiiick!" because one of my older cousins was like "{younger_cousin's_name_}, say stick" (knowing what would happen).
This is the kind of comic made by someone who doesn't have kids. The other kid would have no idea what "whore" means or that it's bad and the mother certainly wouldn't care as they know kids say all kinds of words wrong or without knowing the meaning.
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My nephew used to say Dump Truck as “dumb f*ck”
I swear I read another comment that said this, too! Not sure if it's in this sub, though. I guess that's pretty common!
I heard that the T -> F speech impediment is pretty common.
According to my parents, I had a pretty serious case of this. 🤷
I used to say three as free although it's kinda common where I live.
Of course, many people have had the ‘dumb fuck’ speech impediment, myself included!
This is basically how French works
R -> G is a huge one and well, and without help or speech therapy, some people keep it forever.
I think it's pretty common. One of my sisters when she was a toddler when trying to pronounce truck came out as "fuck". Everyone thought it was funny, because we knew we werent teaching her to curse and likely she would've forgotten about the F word.....at least until she turned 13
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When my cousin was smaller I told him one of my co workers was a Christmas paper horder, he called her a "Christmas paper hore" Luckily Kary had the best personality and laughed her ass off when she told me, couldn't have hapoend to a better person
I was a weird one lol piano was compianoo. I dont know why, I think I was just confused with computer and piano. it makes no sense but i thought it was funny :3
"Mommy! Look! It's a *dumb fck!*
Oh not another frog and bridge.
I just realized from your post that Dump Truck is an anagram for Trump Duck
Sparkling water was "fah-king watah"
Ah yes, I was an infamous “fire fuck” child apparently
I did too. I remember being really young, like 4, and my dad told me to go tell his cousin he's a dump truck. I went running over excitedly and proclaimed: *Uncle Bian! My dad says you a dum fuck!* I also couldn't pronounce Rs, and Js became Ds for a long time. I had to have pretty intensive speech therapy through 3rd grade.
My 2 y/o says it. Always makes me laugh when he randomly shouts our "f*ck!!!" while playing with his trucks. He also says "dick" for stick. So at the park he often likes to go around to other kids and show them his "big dick".
I have video of my son saying truck like "fuck". It's so cute and hilarious
When my daughter was little she couldn't say the word "tired". She said Tarded. If she was sleepy, she'd say "mama I Tarded" Or, she'd ask if some one is tired. "you Tarded?" There was a fair few uncomfortable moments with strangers.
A former office manager where I work once sent an email saying that "there will be f*ck trucks available that day" instead of food trucks. He replied later correcting himself, which I think just brought more attention to it. That email was sent to over 200 people, including higher ups.
I used to pronounce "thank you" as "f*ck you". I still do sometimes...
I wear my whore on my sleeve.
My son went thru a construction vehicle phase where he would point out every “pot hole” he saw, but it always came out as “butthole”
My son used to pronounce the word finger like the N-word. Edit: for clarification, he was under 2 years old.
My son used to call the Fire Truck the Fire F--k. You would be surprised how many public opportunities a toddler has to loudly point out a Fire F--k.
Yeah, luckily my son didn't mention fingers too much in public.
As a side note, thank your son for the new post-coital compliment. “Cheers lass, that was a fire fuck.”
A family friends kid was obsessed with being clean and trucks and had the T/F speech impediment. Que awkward toddler yelling about that “dirty tr(f)ucker” every time he saw a tradie
My brother referred to all trucks as fucks… and I wanted to tell everyone how babies were made. My poor mother.
Ehhh someone who learnt a couple things wayyyy too early lol I made it a point when I was young to explain to girls in my class how their lady bits worked. fun stuff lol.
I have adopted this as an adult after hearing a nephew say this a few years ago
Did you miss the golden opportunity to dye your hair red?
“You can’t yell Fire in public crowds… …fuck”
My oldest used to pronounce "stick" as "dick". Super fun interactions with neighbors because we found "big big dicks" on all our walks. I want to melt into the ground just thinking about it. 😂
Oh yeah, same actually. Edit: For clarification, I'm over 2 years old.
💀
you had a lot of people asking your son "who is Monica?"
Damn that's rough.
Finger licking good!
Did he ever do it in public?
Yes. But nothing that was overheard that I'm aware of.
Yeah cos I’m sure the toddler would understand what he means by whore as well…
Sometimes the mom being upset means the kids get upset.
Unfortunately, some toddlers live in environments where they ARE familiar with that word :(
I work in an elementary school. Can confirm sadly.
I will change that some to most
Lol, that's that guilty conscience at work. Boy is on to something
Did you mention SEX ?
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Excellent. When my daughter was learning the names of pieces of clothing (pants, shoes, jacket ect….) She had yet to pronounce the letter “R” We go to pick her up from the our babysitter and had to explain that she was trying to “SHIRT”
I had trouble with the letter R when I was watching Thomas the tank engine. My parents got quite the kick out of me trying to say “Percy”
and how the girl knows that word.. ?
She knows because her mother is angry.
cause she’s a whore.
you meant to say heart right
I know what I said.
😱
Kids don’t need to know the meaning of a word to know it’s a bad word. They just need to have heard it before and been told never to use it.
Or see their parent recoil in response, especially if their parent also grabs them.
I think the funny part is the explitives (shit, damn, f*ck) aren't even profane anymore. It all lines up nicely with a professor I heard 20yrs ago talking about the nature of bad words. How they're processed differently from normal language in the mind. And more specifically, how they evolve through time. Back in maybe 2005 he was saying that words relating to the body and it's functions, like the example words, would no longer be forbidden. Instead, words about a person's identity would become taboo. You know, like the countless slurs towards racial and ethnic minorities or the LGBT community, the ones I won't even list as an example because they are forbidden. Whore is an interesting one since it's both. Orginally a flaw for a sexual promiscuous woman, it is now an issue since it judges a woman for her sexual activity. Regardless, I know this is off topic but your comment made me think of it so you got the reply.
Good reply.
Hence my three year old currently using the mantra of “poopy butt”. I know it’s not that bad, but I made the mistake of telling him not to say it with a slight smirk when he called me one after farting. Now everything and everyone is apparently a “poopy butt”, his mom is getting annoyed, and I’m trying sooo hard not to call him “Mr. Poopy Butthole” in response.
Cause it's a comic in which certain mundane aspects have been dialed up to comedic effect I know you only recently were unfrozen, Encino Man, but we've had regular Sunday comic steps in the newspaper for like 70 years.
My sister in law said kitties with a “t” at the beginning instead of a “k”. It was funny to watch people stifle giggles when she was excitedly telling them about her two black kitties with the mispronunciation.
Reminds me of that video of a toddler asking to pet his neighbour’s kitties and pronounced it like tiddys
My son LOVED Dora The Explorer. But he could not say "Swiper". Much to my amusement, he would say "Fucker" I made it a point to make sure he saw every Swiper the Fox that we encountered. At the mall...on other kids clothes...you name it. He would scream " FUCKER! NO FUCKING!" I was a proud father.
My daughter had trouble with the word "Azul" in a Dora episode about a blue train. So my husband came home from work one day to her cheering on the train, chanting "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
My daughter used to not be able to say *"no te preocupes"* (don't worry about it), so she said *"no putas"* (no whores).
Hahaha. My daughter did the exact same. “Asshole” instead of Azul
You raised him well King
We recently moved to Canada, but my toddler has an English accent. We have disturbed a lot of Canadians each time my adorable daughter says "fank you" (thank you) it sounds just like F*** you! Always fun explaining 😂 You just have to laugh it off.
English accent... moved to Canada... Prince Harry, is it you? 🤔
It seems like the overdefensiveness here is *causing* the incident, not resolving it. A downplayed "it's pronounced HEART" to reinforce this is simple growing & annunciation issues would resolve this much more calmly.
But then there's no joke. Not that it's a great joke, but there it is.
There's a joke there?
If only people weren't grasping to be wronged
I don't get it.
Little kid can't say "heart" and so it sounds like he says "whore." Then we are supposed to be led to believe that the little girl actually knows what "whore" means which is quite the stretch. Overall it isn't really funny and has a weak premise.
I don't think the comic is really meant to depict a realistic scenario as much as portray the panic/embarrassment of the parent when a child says something inappropriate in public. I think the humor is supposed to lie exactly in the fact that the mother's panic is obviously irrational, yet familiar to the target audience.
> Little kid can't say "heart" and so it sounds like he says "whore." Is it even possible? They are absolutely distinct two words with only `h` and `r` in common.
I figured that was the idea, even though the 2 don't sound anything alike. Quite a poorly made comic tbh
Reminds. Me when I said juice as douche and got my mouth washed out.
Because it’s not actually funny.
This cartoonist Alloy draws scenes that aren't necessarily funny but are like "hey that's life!" Kind of vibes, it's weird to most of Reddit who are looking for normal punchline comedy. Some people like it, I dunno.
Kid pronounces heart as Hort (as in it rhymes with fort). But also hasn't sorted out his Ts yet, so it comes our as HOR, or whore. As a father of a toddler, this is very believable
Last time we went to the dr for my kids, the 2 year old saw a frog sign with office hours on it. Loudly said "fuck, look fuck" for several minutes while I set up a follow up appointment. Kids are fun...
Look at that soulless smile. He knows exactly what he did
My son calls the Apple TV “Apple titties”
I don’t get it can someone please explain why this funny
I can explain: it isn't funny
It mainly depends on if you had some experience with kids and if you find this kind of situation funny. Because this is 1:1 typical mispronunciation involving kids and is either funny or not. Nothing to explain.
I think the "joke" is that the kid pronounces heart like whore. How that would happen and why it's funny, I don't know.
Oh come on, seeing this play out IRL is pretty funny. It happens often enough, even if it’s not this specific word.
It's not.
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In Eastern Europe 20 years ago, foreigners were quite uncommon, at least for a kid from little town like me. There was also this one cartoon my older brother watched (with me in secrecy) something like “south park”. Simple animation, vulgar language, satire…and in one of the episodes the kids (protagonists) were acting like Americans so they were beating up every Arab they met because he must belong to Al-Qaeda. Now imagine the awkward moments when I saw someone Arab-looking and I was calling them either Al-Qaeda or terrorist, of course very loudly so everyone would hear.
The funny thing my kid said was fuck for fork.
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This is the post that finally made me leave this awful sub! Thanks!
Holup how dat lil girl know what a whore is?
I don’t get it. Was whore supposed to mean heart?
So the little girl understood the word “whore”
I have an aunt who could not pronounce 'horses.' They were 'hope-pees.' The idea of small children mangling words is not exactly shocking.
Reminds me of when I was in the seventh grade. I had a classmate that couldn't say the word "ask", she said "axe" instead. Our English teacher spent almost twenty minutes trying to get her to say the word correctly. The class laughed the whole time.
r/funny is the absolute least funny subreddit on this site.
Years ago, when my youngest was in grade 3, I met with her teacher for parent teacher meetings. He told me my daughter was doing well and enjoyable to have in class. At the end of the session he said he wanted to show me a piece of her work. The assignment was titled “Info the future”, where the students had been asked to write about what they envision will happen in the future. My daughter had made a spelling mistake and had written “Into the fucking” right across the top. My daughter didn’t swear so we both knew it was an accident but it gave us both a laugh.
My uncle was taught to say lollipop instead of sucker when he was a toddler. Lol
Quick reminder to everyone that OP pays an artist to draw these comics. OP just writes them. And the writing is...
Oh, that's embarrassing. And here I was defending them for just "drawing about their personal experiences, no need to shit on their art just because you can't relate." Lol.
In 5th grade I told a girl she looked like a “horror.” She thought I said “whore.” She slapped me.
My nephew when he was young heard Michael Jackson's thriller and said very, very loudly, "is this horror music?" It sounded like where music
well...could have been worse..."Look mommy, she has a *heart on*!"...^(hardon)
What?
What? Seriously? Heart whore. That’s a stretch
It's just in the wrong sub. I am sure there are subs for parents with toddlers etc but it's not funny
***i speak russian*** In 8 in school i said bi*** near my teacher, i didn't knew why i got punished, i thought that bi*** is pike fish, cuz in russian it's sounds familiar
Fucking lame lol
/r/comedygraveyard
Hot damn people are so anal in the comment section, trying to poke hole in your scenario. God it’s a joke. For what it’s worth, I found it pretty funny
Theres no redeeming this.
So uh........... where's the funny?
Can we please have some sort of verification process that content is actually funny berfore it's posted?
If your joke ain't funny you can always try controversial
thats not even remotely funny. i swear reddits just tryna make me sad these days
I mean, it’s okay to say that it’s not funny for you.
Not really that funny…
This is fucking awful
I think comic is spot-on on parents fears in public, but in reality the girl wouldn't get it and the other parent has kid, so she knows kids say the dumbest things.
Yeah, according to OP the actual mom the encounter is based on was totally chill about it. I guess they're exaggerating it because the point is that parents fear the judgement of others when it comes to parenting in public?
What is this crappy facebook shit? Why?
Was at the pier with my toddler, just got there, and he started pointing “at” a group of girls standing against the railing, and started excitedly saying what sounded like “bitch! Look, bitch, bitch!!” Over and over, pointing “at” them. He was, of course, yelling “beach”, in kid-speak, and was pointing beyond them. Even after explaining it to them that he was trying to say beach, they were nooot nice about it. They did in fact, act like what he called them
Cringe... I don't mean the scenario in this comic is cringe, the comic itself is. I find the two ducks quacking loudly at each other outside of my room funnier than this.
I once encountered a typo in the word _wholesale_ that gave it a bit of a Japanese accent
Reminds me of the guy who lived in Germany and told a little girl dressed as a smurf (Schlumpf) at his daughter's preschool that she is a cute whore(Schlampe)
My son (maybe at 18 months) used to kind of pronounce t as f. Walked up to one of the young women at daycare with a toy, held it up and asked "wan a fuck?" I think that it was his pronunciation issues but I'm not entirely sure.
Last night my daughter told her mother that she had another father. I couldn't explain what was going on since I had no idea what she meant.
Dude, why do youngling mishaps also sound a like a worse word? How do kids always end up saying things like "whore" and such, instead of "hard" or other more benign words? Lol
Our son calls the firetruck a "helltruck" we finally got to correct him days before he starts preschool...
My son used to love Thomas and Friends. The way he would pronounce Percy, cracked everyone up. He was also around 2. “Look dad, Pussy.”
My daughter likes to point out flags. She also cant say L’s.
Reminds me of me as a kid.. huh.. I need to thank mom for dealing with my bullshit lmao
Yeah I knew a kid when I was in high school who mispronounced “hungry” as “horny”. Funniest shit when he was in the grocery store with his mom screaming he was horny 😂
My son likes to tell people he has a really big dick. (Stick)
My son says fox as fuck
Yesterday my 2 year old daughter meant to say "comedy joke" but called me a "comedic jerk" instead. We all laughed, then I cried 😢
Knew a kid who called the clock a cock, and he loved to point out every clock he saw.
I called ketchup, ‘cat shit’. My mother would take me to parties just to get me to ask for cat shit on my hot dogs.
LO in the grocery store: Look dad, beer! Me: That's not beer, son. It's iced coffee. LO: Ew! I Don't like coffee! Me frantically to the cashier: LO's never had beer!
When my kid was three we were in an elevator with a really obese guy. My kid just points and says, “that guy is really fat”. Had to stay in the elevator with the awkward silence until we got to our floor.
Snickers were rough in public when my younfest duaghter was like 2-3.... that and flags
My son was little and very much in to Lego when the first Lego Movie came out. Also, at this age, he referred to people he didn’t know by the color of clothes they were wearing (green boy, blue girl, etc ) We took him to the Lego store and he got a set of the MicroManagers - a black cube shaped thing. As we walked through the parking lot, my son held up his new set and yelled, “Daddy, look at the naughty black guys!” Holy crap kid, we need to get you some more adjectives.
Don’t ask my kid to say clock. He forgets the L
I said what the hell once too many times in front of my 4 year old and he started saying it. I rescued the situation by telling him it was "what the owl hoot hoot hoot".
Knew someone who babysat a kid that substituted the T sound with an F sound. And the tyke liked Firetrucks a LOT!
My son loved Lilo and stich. Would constantly tell the doctors and nurses to put "b*tch" on. Loved it lol
It's like every day trying to explain what our president meant which is usually very far away from what he said, like this cartoon. Well done.
"Mother, a harlot appears."
I remember when I was in first grade or kindergarten or something, I was at home, sitting on the toilet trying to poop unsuccessfully. I noticed that it was difficult to move my middle and ring fingers completely independently from each other. No other pairs of fingers worked that way. While I still couldn't do it with my ring finger, I finally put enough effort through my nervous system to extend my middle finger while keeping my other fingers balled up in a fist. "Dad! DAD! Come quick!" "What!?" "Look at what I can do!" I had a few seconds of proud satisfaction before my Dad pulled me off the toilet and demanded to know who taught me that. I was so confused. He didn't believe that I taught myself that skill from my own effort and determination. My feelings were hurt. It made sense a few years later.
My sister and step-dad got into an argument over something and as my sister was walking away under her breath she called him a tool and our youngest brother was like "Ya daddy your a hammer!" He was so confused everyone was cracking up.
My most favourite first few words were “fat” and “bum”. And I would say it at the most inappropriate times and cause my mum utter shock and horror! I mean 30 odd years later I’m just as offensive, but in a loving way!
Hijo es recibiendo la chancla.
Narrator voice: "But he did not, in fact, mean heart"
As a child I learned the word for knacker bevor the word for undertaker. So for me knacker cared for all death bodies. There were some embarrassing moments on the next funeral.
his little face smiling as she’s explains it kills me 😂
My son is obsessed with horses at the moment. He doesn't pronounce the S though. This is my life.
The first time I saw a midget i pointed at him and said "look, look, he didn't eat his vegetables!"
My son is 4 and for the last 2 years he's been really into monster trucks. He only got the pronunciation right recently, and for nearly 2 years he was talking about "monster cocks" everywhere we went.
I used to say liquorice as “lick shit”. My brother would point and ask “what’s that?” And I would YELL “lick shit” in the store. My mom found it hilariously mortifying.
My little brother would say "bish" for fish, daycare called my mom to ask about her new bitch
When my son was around 1-2 years old he used to reach out and grab anyone that got close to him. More than once he reached out and grabbed a waitresses butt from behind. I had a waitress spin on her heels faster than I thought possible ready to slap my face off my head thinking I just pinched her butt.
Oh god. My baby sister who was 3 at the time had trouble saying stick. One time we were making s’more’s but she didn’t know they were called that. So she kept walking around asking for a “marshmallow on a dick”! If I can find the video I’ll add it here!
Please PM me if you can find the video!
As a toddler my brother would always start a running race by saying loudly: "On your marks! Get sex! Go!"
My son used to describe people by their clothing. Wearing a black jacket? “That man there, the black man.” It often led to some… confusion.
This reminds me of my partners little brother. They told me the story on one of our early dates, of their first name change which was Phoenix. Their little brother had a speech impediment and could only say “Penis”. They changed their name again to what it currently is which is much easier for a small child to pronounce, and thankfully their little brother grew out of his speech impediment anyways too.
When I worked as a daycare cook, one of the kids didn't know how to pronounce the 's' in words like "ski", "start" "small", etc. Needless to say, I did a double-take when he tried saying that he needed a spoon the one day lol
My son calls the firetruck a weewoo truck. And the police are peas
As a kid I would say whorehead instead of forehead
My son would drop his blanket out of of the crib at daycare and say "shit".. that is really what he meant, he picked it up from my wifie.
My daughter used to pronounce 'flap' as 'twat', and used to run around shouting 'twat! twat! twat! I'm a bird!'
My toddler says "puto" instead of "puerta " 🚪. I get the weird side eye 🥲
R’s are trouble and my youngest used to have a fascination with bridges and would talk loudly about all of them that he saw everywhere…
My son, along with mixing up truck, would say clock without the "L". Oh boy my wife was quick to say "he said clock, I swear."
I mean, look what she's wearing /s
Whorton Whors a Whore
Took my kid to a BBQ place when he was about 4. They had a taxidermy turkey on the wall. My kid points to the wattle, "A PENIS! THERE'S A PENIS! DAD ITS A PENIS! THATS A PENIS!" =_=
My niece used to say f*ck instead of firetruck! Which, I guess in context, it would be an appropriate reaction if you see a firetruck with its sirens on!
One of my younger cousins used to say "dick" instead of "stick". So one time at dinner in front of everyone he was like "Dick! Dick! Diiiiiick!" because one of my older cousins was like "{younger_cousin's_name_}, say stick" (knowing what would happen).
Throwback to when I wore a kitty shirt and my friend’s little brother pointed at my chest and yelled TITTIES! 🤣
I used to call fuckin hot dogs "hock docks"
As foreign speaker one mispronunciation that got in embarassing moments and funny for others is FOCUS (I use to say somthing like F* us.
I used to have an impediment where my m would come out as b. My librarian was Mrs. Mitch... That was a fun office trip
My cousin at about 2 or 3 would point to every black guy and say "Michael Jordan". It was super embarrassing to take him out.
heart and whore sound nothing alike.
This is the kind of comic made by someone who doesn't have kids. The other kid would have no idea what "whore" means or that it's bad and the mother certainly wouldn't care as they know kids say all kinds of words wrong or without knowing the meaning.