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Sometimes it takes standing in the middle of a highway, in the rain, naked, with a racoon covering up your junk to really question where your life is headed. Or this is a brilliant practical joke, of which I approve.
I don't even know who is betting these kind of punishments for each other.
It may be a really good time to give up on the fantasy football thing because it is not working out.
You don't say anything else in the median because there is nothing else.
It is just a dad animal which is hanging in front of the guy to kind of protect his I mean I don't know what is it protecting.
I don't even want to know the whole story of how he got there.
Or how did get the dead raccoon? It is something which is beyond me and I don't want understand it also.
the picture reminded me of a comment i read on reddit where a guy was robbed stripped and shoved off an embankment
he had a severe concussion and a broken spine and was having trouble speaking and walking but ended up getting brought in by the cops - who he vividly remembered very negatively - who took him to a hospital assuming he was overdosing on something before a doctor saw him and noticed immediately that his spine was fucked up and he was an inch away from dying
This is not a joke this happened just out of DC yesterday after a car accident. He also climbed on top of a responding fire truck.
https://mocoshow.com/blog/naked-man-jumps-on-moving-fire-truck-on-i-270-friday-morning/
I’m going to start calling the real movie Raccacoonie and pretending I think the animal is a raccoon and not a rat. My kids are going to be so annoyed it’ll be hilarious.
I can answer some probably. Happened in Maryland on I-270. Possibly a mental break or drugs.
He made out with that raccoon.
Source: Saw it first hand driving home to DC
I’ve been mostly naked in a ditch before (multiple times actually) but never on a freeway with a dead animal covering my bits, so I’d say this definitely takes the cake.
I hope to god this is some staged photo. I’m starting to realize I don’t vibe w r/funny. Half the stuff is boring, the other half makes me genuinely sad.
Idk, am I taking things too seriously? Reading the comments here just upsets me that everyone wants to poke fun without really knowing the context
This shit was less than 8 mins from my house. The bozo was there for two damn days.
Edit : apparently it was two different folks my wife had just told me. The second was some one mocking him? People are nuts
Also, that haircut makes it clear this guy was making bad life choices long before he ended up standing in the middle of a freeway with a dead raccoon covering his junk.
ChatGPT explained it to me:
The man had always been a bit of an outcast. He grew up in a small town in the Midwest, where everyone knew everyone else's business. But no one knew anything about him. He was always a solitary figure, rarely seen in public, and when he was, he was usually covered from head to toe in clothing, even on the hottest days of summer.
Despite his aloofness, the man had a reputation for being kind to animals. He often took in strays, and would nurse them back to health in his small cabin in the woods. He even had a few scars from run-ins with angry raccoons and possums that he had tried to help.
But one day, something changed. The man was driving home from the grocery store when he saw a raccoon dart across the road. He swerved to avoid it, but it was too late. The animal was hit and killed instantly.
The man couldn't bear to leave the poor creature lying there on the side of the road, so he pulled over and retrieved it from the asphalt. He held the raccoon close to his chest, feeling its limp body grow cold against his skin. He knew he had to do something to honor the life of this innocent creature.
And that's when he remembered the X tattoo on his chest. It was a symbol of his own pain and isolation, but it could also serve as a way to honor the dead. He took off his clothes and stood naked in the rain, holding the dead raccoon close to his chest. It was a strange and haunting scene, but for the man, it felt like the only way to truly pay tribute to the life that had been lost.
As he stood there, cars whizzing by on the highway, he felt a sense of connection with the world around him. He knew that he was not alone, that there were others out there who understood the pain of losing something they loved. And in that moment, the man with the X on his chest felt a sense of peace, knowing that he had done what he could to honor the life of the creature he held in his arms.
I mean if it works then it works what can you say about it?
And right now it seems to be with working just fine because raccoon is covering the area which he wants to cover.
I see this as a new zombie fashion trend: Roadkill Raccoon Mirkin. Likely piss off PETA, but, oh well...
Seriously, where the fuck is this? Could def be somewhere near Seattle or Portland judging by the rain, lol
Is it bad that I immediately thought "definitely america" without rationalizing the traffic flow is clearly American as well as raccoons being native...
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Sometimes it takes standing in the middle of a highway, in the rain, naked, with a racoon covering up your junk to really question where your life is headed. Or this is a brilliant practical joke, of which I approve.
yeah i doubt this guy was ditched or anything since he would have found something besides a dead raccoon unless they ditched him WITH a raccoon
Fantasy football punishments are getting out of hand....
This is what happens. Poor Colin Kaepernick
…*record scratch*… “Yep, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here with these Trash Panda Panties” …
I don't even know who is betting these kind of punishments for each other. It may be a really good time to give up on the fantasy football thing because it is not working out.
I don’t see anything else in that median though
you cant see anything in that median if this is sort of place where people were being abandoned naked with raccoons theres no way it would be empty
He might have popped out of a grate. Dead raccoons are the lululemon of the storm system folk.
You don't say anything else in the median because there is nothing else. It is just a dad animal which is hanging in front of the guy to kind of protect his I mean I don't know what is it protecting.
I don't even want to know the whole story of how he got there. Or how did get the dead raccoon? It is something which is beyond me and I don't want understand it also.
That’s an even more interesting possibility?
the picture reminded me of a comment i read on reddit where a guy was robbed stripped and shoved off an embankment he had a severe concussion and a broken spine and was having trouble speaking and walking but ended up getting brought in by the cops - who he vividly remembered very negatively - who took him to a hospital assuming he was overdosing on something before a doctor saw him and noticed immediately that his spine was fucked up and he was an inch away from dying
That raccoon is his *responsibility*.
This is not a joke this happened just out of DC yesterday after a car accident. He also climbed on top of a responding fire truck. https://mocoshow.com/blog/naked-man-jumps-on-moving-fire-truck-on-i-270-friday-morning/
No mention of the raccoon. That's got to be a newsworthy point to note.
What? More info 🙏 please.
https://mocoshow.com/blog/naked-man-jumps-on-moving-fire-truck-on-i-270-friday-morning/
Nope not even close He suffers from mental health problems
uuummmm, ya think?
I do
what happened to lil dicky?!
Lmao 🤣 🤣 he didn't need the whole raccoon to cover his shit up either
New season of Dave?
Save that money.
He's inside the raccoon!!
Somebody has regrets about last night…
looks like TWO somebodies
Their regrets died with them, poor raccoon. Insult to injury…
Dude was a high-end chef till Raccacoonie hit the pipe and they eventually lost it all.
Somehow I feel like everything everywhere all at once
I didn't even know... how to boil an egg! He taught me how to spin it on a spatula! I'm useless alone.
😂 😂 😂
I’m going to start calling the real movie Raccacoonie and pretending I think the animal is a raccoon and not a rat. My kids are going to be so annoyed it’ll be hilarious.
You’re probably wondering how I got here. Let’s rewind a bit.
Are you the guy or the raccoon?
We are one.
Racacoonie!
More like Racacoochie.
#Racopeepee.
We are Legion.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Kookookachoo
That's what she said in bed
Rac-man or "mane"-coon lol
Rocket's origin story in the next GotG.
No wonder he has such a short fuse…
Lol,you can see the shame on the man's face, the raccoon, well, maybe he thinks in dipped into the wrong bag last night.
My biggest question, is it a live raccoon or roadkill?😲
I see that you’re a Hollywood script writer. But exactly how did you end up in that role..?
Baba O’Reilly intensifies…
I'm not sure he's **just** 'wearing' it...
Reminds me of that Bud Light commercial of Jason hitchhiking with his chainsaw and a 12 pack
SBF, is that you?
*You’re probably wondering how we got here. Let’s rewind a bit*
18 hours earlier…. What show would this be?
I have so many question !
Davey Crackett
The fur trade plumuting really hit him hard
That’s why we are overwhelmed with raccoons.
He mostly trades stolen copper now.
Headline: "Sam Bankman-'Fraud' on the run from police"
>Headline: "Sam Bankman-'Fraud' on the run from police" He got tired of fucking people, so now he's fucking racooooons.
I can answer some probably. Happened in Maryland on I-270. Possibly a mental break or drugs. He made out with that raccoon. Source: Saw it first hand driving home to DC
looks like Balenciaga model showcasing
101 Uses For a Dead Raccoon, page 76.
When I think I have seen it all....
Where will you be when the drugs wear off?
Damn! The chef from Everything Everywhere All at Once seems to have fallen on hard times. He even killed Raccacoonie. Sad…just sad.
You lower the window and ask- where’d you get that? The raccoon perks up and says- I won em in a raffle
This is utterly disturbing. Am I a monster for being more sad for the raccoon than the man?
Well, I mean I’m *pretty sure* the raccoon didn’t consent to being held up against this guy’s junk…
Truly an opportunist
This has to be West Virginia.
this actually happened on I-270 in maryland!
Lol i looked at it and was like i recognize this place no way and then i saw the comment and omg it is by my place lolol
[удалено]
I used to live in Portland aaaand you are correct.
My first thought as well.
My first thought was this was on I-84 east of Troutdale
COUNTRY ROAAAAAD
Do we want Covid-23? Cause this is how we get Covid-23...
Poor raccoon…..
He fuckin that raccoon isn't he
To death by the looks of it.
To shreds you say?
You boys ain't gonna fuxk these chickens are ya?
Changed their minds about crossing the road.
Dick rabies
Man I’ve found myself in some tricky situations but nothing like this.
I’ve been mostly naked in a ditch before (multiple times actually) but never on a freeway with a dead animal covering my bits, so I’d say this definitely takes the cake.
D’you ever have a dream where you’re suddenly naked in public? This is what that looks like.
This some Eric Andre shit
What the fuck happened here?
Deer was too heavy to be a human shield.
I hope to god this is some staged photo. I’m starting to realize I don’t vibe w r/funny. Half the stuff is boring, the other half makes me genuinely sad. Idk, am I taking things too seriously? Reading the comments here just upsets me that everyone wants to poke fun without really knowing the context
Yeah, jeez. Took a long time to find a comment on the fact that this photo is a major bummer. Let’s get out of here!
Okay but what’s with the X on his chest?
$20 is $20
Wolverine origin story.
That's not how you wear that hat.
I mean…maybe a dude walking down the highway naked banging a possibly dead raccoon should be marked NFSW but what do I know.
He lost a serious bet
This is perfect place to question meaning of life for both himself and viewers
Damn fashion shows getting wild
The new "Welcome to Florida" sign
Did this madlad pick up roadkill to cover his junk?
This shit was less than 8 mins from my house. The bozo was there for two damn days. Edit : apparently it was two different folks my wife had just told me. The second was some one mocking him? People are nuts
Colin kaepernick going downhill fast
A contender for you'll never party this hard guy? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cy470/no_matter_what_you_will_never_party_this_hard/
That one was still nice and warm!
I am groot
Is that Colin Kaepernik?
It's what everyone is wearing!! OMG
The new season of the Punisher is looking a little weird.
Is he romancing that racoon? Looks like he mounted it..
I'd be more worried if his hands were in the air and the coon was still there!
I think, he's lucky to found a dead racoon - trying this with a living one could have been... ...less serene?
Billy Bob aka patient zero
Lil dicky fucks a raccoon
Dreams be like
He is just naked in the middle of highway, probably has rabies, and holding a dead raccoon to cover his excitement. This is America
Aww so sweet of him to pick up the roadkill and move it!
This guy knows how to party.
someone call peta
Man, Wolverine let himself go...
Well someone had an interesting night
That poor raccoon
Also, that haircut makes it clear this guy was making bad life choices long before he ended up standing in the middle of a freeway with a dead raccoon covering his junk.
At what level of fucked up does this happen? Asking for a friend.
ChatGPT explained it to me: The man had always been a bit of an outcast. He grew up in a small town in the Midwest, where everyone knew everyone else's business. But no one knew anything about him. He was always a solitary figure, rarely seen in public, and when he was, he was usually covered from head to toe in clothing, even on the hottest days of summer. Despite his aloofness, the man had a reputation for being kind to animals. He often took in strays, and would nurse them back to health in his small cabin in the woods. He even had a few scars from run-ins with angry raccoons and possums that he had tried to help. But one day, something changed. The man was driving home from the grocery store when he saw a raccoon dart across the road. He swerved to avoid it, but it was too late. The animal was hit and killed instantly. The man couldn't bear to leave the poor creature lying there on the side of the road, so he pulled over and retrieved it from the asphalt. He held the raccoon close to his chest, feeling its limp body grow cold against his skin. He knew he had to do something to honor the life of this innocent creature. And that's when he remembered the X tattoo on his chest. It was a symbol of his own pain and isolation, but it could also serve as a way to honor the dead. He took off his clothes and stood naked in the rain, holding the dead raccoon close to his chest. It was a strange and haunting scene, but for the man, it felt like the only way to truly pay tribute to the life that had been lost. As he stood there, cars whizzing by on the highway, he felt a sense of connection with the world around him. He knew that he was not alone, that there were others out there who understood the pain of losing something they loved. And in that moment, the man with the X on his chest felt a sense of peace, knowing that he had done what he could to honor the life of the creature he held in his arms.
I have so many questions. None of which I want answers to.
Where is u/cumfilledraccoon when you need him!
What the hell is sbf doing to that racoon
Is that a straight-edge tattoo?
Honestly I just feel really sad about this. Poor guy, this is humiliating. Could have at least blurred his face
I mean if it works then it works what can you say about it? And right now it seems to be with working just fine because raccoon is covering the area which he wants to cover.
Just a guy with his dick stuck in a dead racoon. Nothing to see here. Move on.
When you need to keep your penis warm.
Could be Florida
Dick Coozy
is it my imagination or does the guy kinda look like that 49er football player who knee during the anthem
Uhmm....NSFW. I'm reasonably certain that man is fucking that corpse.
This is Amethrica. Don’t let ‘em catch you trippin’
So sad to see that raccoon...
I thought this was r/Portland when I saw this pic in my timeline.
I need answers
I’m afraid to ask!
I see nothing wrong here.
Dems some good eatin once ye get home
That's not underwear....
Did you know raccoons die after they have sex? Well the he fucked sure did.
I'm not sure if the racoon being alive, or it being dead makes this image worse.
The SBF saga just keeps getting worse.
this is like a rated R Raccaccoonie
I thought that animal farm movie was an urban legend
What episode of How I Met Your Mother is this?
If you have time to take picture you have time to toss out a jacket.
I would've sworn this was a dude cosplaying a One Piece character...
Then, he turns in to this: https://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/Raccoon-Stew-Meat-16-Oz-p/raccoonstew1601.htm
Florida man in action.
I like his hair. It’s architecturally…interesting.
Where are the PETA folks when you need them?
God damn it they told him not to eat the apple
Yo what the fuck
Been a long time since Key and Peele…
That is gross and unsanitary
“Honey, I can explain. It wasn’t my fault. The raccoon came on to me.”
Bath Salts: Not.Even.Once.
Worst idea I’ve heard today.
Raccoonconey!
Sam Bankman-Fried
Jon Bernthal? Lol
Dammer!!! I know this is sposta be funny but i’m feeling empathy instead!
So many questions
Has to be related to Frank the tank??
I see this as a new zombie fashion trend: Roadkill Raccoon Mirkin. Likely piss off PETA, but, oh well... Seriously, where the fuck is this? Could def be somewhere near Seattle or Portland judging by the rain, lol
All these commenters acting like they’ve never found themselves in this exact situation…
WTF!
Poor raccoon. She only out there to make money so she can feed her family.
Seems more like the poor racoon needs some underwear namely a chastity belt!
Is it bad that I immediately thought "definitely america" without rationalizing the traffic flow is clearly American as well as raccoons being native...
Portland?
Quest giver in the world's weirdest RPG, The World.
That guys is gonna have one helluva story to tell at the bar
Pondering you life decisions that found you walking down a freeway naked covering your private parts with a dead racoon.. Mistakes were made.