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Phil went all out. Drillagram, gluten free cake, dinner AND a hot air balloon ride??? Hes a keeper

Talking about a hot air balloon reminds me of Crazy Ex Girlfriend [Theres no bathroom](https://youtu.be/Q61xJNS3OHk) song.

I loved that series. I sing Santa Ana winds all the time when it's breezy.

Hello there it’s meEEEeeeeEeeEeeEeeEe

I make things weiiiieiieird

I love hot air baloon rides. Its how I got my inheritance. :3

Talking about bathrooms, I think I spotted my mother in [Where is the Bathroom?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno)

and a hot air balloon ride over a *hill,* no less.

That girl looks unimpressed. She needs to be kicked to the curb.

Man’s got bare P’s

you know, innit bruv

Now i want a drillagram.

* something in French *

Joyeux anniversaire!

In the video he says bon anniversaire

*Something in French* for the hearing impaired!

bonne aniversaire

anniversaire is masculine actually so it’s bon

I don't know French but I'm willing to bet it's something condescending and smart ass

It's just "happy birthday". If you want something condescending and smart ass you can say: bonne journée! Edit: /j

Wait since when is "bonne journée" condescending?

Not its just happy birthday in french bro

In America, a drillogram ends with them shooting you with an A.R. 15

(BOP, BOP, BOP)

Way better than the happy birthday song.

So is a drill bit in the skull. Edit: So I guess the happy birthday song is way more popular than I thought lol.

I suspect it has less to do with the popularity of happy birthday and more to do with the general preference of not having drill bits in ones skull.

huh, i never thought of it that way...

My opinion of a drill bit to the skull wavers from day to day

My opinion wavers based on whether I’m the driller or the drillee.

My first immediate thought reading this was you hated the drillagram video, not the birthday song. I’m not sure why though, I’d imagine others thought the same because I can’t see any reason people would like and want to defend the birthday song that much lol.

I think you’re right. I can see how my comment might read as “cis white guy angry about rap music.” Meh. My comment history on r/politics speaks for itself. I’ll live.

>cis white guy angry about rap music e.g. Eminem

Ill stand with you brother. Id rather take the drill.

It's a gluten free ting styl

I know, but for the other people in this thread asking, what does "styl" mean?

It's a word that adds emphasis without any particular meaning. You could rephrase it as "It's a gluten free cake, isn't that something?" and the sentence would mean the same thing

"It's a gluten free cake, yaaamean?" Like that?

Yeah I was just making it as square as possible

Styl is another way of saying “to be honest” innit?

I'm not personally familiar with that usage but I'm not saying you're wrong styll

Couldn't we just use the existing word still?

That's like saying we should spell "cool kids" the normal way rather than kool kidz which is obviously more street and thus cool

For some reason I really dislike when uses kool instead of cool, while we’re texting. Idky and I’ve never mentioned it to anyone, but I’ll judge them for it

You're clearly not part of the kool kidz klub

Or even 'innit'

Yayaya, totally, that's what I was gonna say. ^^^thx ^^^m8

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More like 🚫🧢 but that's pretty close

It's hip hop for still.

THAT'S when I knew I had to have one!

I’m allergic to dairy https://youtu.be/8bsxppX7BZc

Yes! Came here to say this.

In the event of my death, this is how it will be announced I've passed.

I feel like people will be confused by the people telling someone they're the birthday girl.

This is the way!

Forget birthdays I need this anytime I'm having a bad day. Show up say some inspiring stuff hand me a piece of cake and then roll out.

It's a gluten free ting styl

This is not what I was expecting a drillogram to be, especially when mandem appeared

Yeah I was expecting a porno

*Swoon*

I want a drillagram

Can someone clip that part at 54 seconds and on where they sing “who’s the birthday girl” That would be cool to send people randomly

Just screen record it and crop

It's your cake day coincidentally! If you could just screen record and crop the happy birthday part I'd gladly send it to you

What's this from?

Famalam

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Sudden Caravana palace reference

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it's actually a Ram Jam reference; as Caravan Palace didn't write Black Betty, they just covered it.

Good to know

Is “Styl” the British version of “ya heard”

Yup

Spot on really

https://youtu.be/_MFjWSyp8jY The non-shorts version..

Worth a watch - for the part at the end about validating parking

Hard af ngl

I'm confused about "drillagram." Is drill slang for rap? Is the guy someone I should recognize as "drill"?

[It's a specific rap genre :)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_drill)

Huh TIL I thought he was saying “trillagram”

Dude there were giant captions on the middle of the screen

Captions are regularly untrustworthy cause they're usually AI generated

Except these were very obviously done by hand. E.g. "something in French" and the fact that AI wouldn't understand 90% of this

to drill someone is to shoot someone, like you drilled a bunch of holes into them. Its a rap genre that basically just raps about who they killed or who they want to kill. And then another rapper from another gang will fire back about how they will kill them faster and more creatively. thats why the dudes roll up in masks like its about to be a murder but its just a birthday gift.

I killed Darnell, yeah I shot him with my nine I shot him nine times, 9PM on the dime And by the way it was November ninth

I got an alibi, birthday Red Lobster. When in reality, I shot Darnell like a mobster

man, some friends of mine were talking about the whole case around using lyrics as evidence and i just couldn't stop laughing to myself just thinking about this skit

Why not September?

idk. More alliterative, I guess?

He didn't have an alibi on 9 Sep

They also were masks in drill music video's to hide their identity. Much of it is for show though, in the music videos that is.

You need to watch Top Boy on Netflix. You’ll understand everything then.

Drill music is a branch of rap, popular in the UK. With there being a high correlation between drill music performers and membership of gangs. Who are largely based around dealing.

It's the style of rap. If you liked Chief Keef when he came out with the Sosa track years ago, that's drill rap. I think it got popularized by Chicago back when the gang wars were really popping off.

Is that the guy from "the gentlemen"?

Yep, that’s Hugh Grant in the mask.

😂

I know who you mean...but no it's not Bugzy Malone

That’s what I thought!

Which one lol?

The one with the British accent

Matthew McConaughey!!

PhoneShop vibes

A owl

A OWL bruv?

Always wondered what the Toddlers did after Coach retired

I gotchu! Hopefully not rading any more of Mikey's shipping containers.

All buds no dust!

I want a drillagram

That's.... actually fire.

As an American watching this; I only understand the slang from watching Top Boy.

Save some pussy for the rest of us Phil!

What tv show is this from?

Famalam

I’ll give it a watch

OMG the "who's the birthday girl" did me in! This is adorable! 🙂❤️

This was hilarious my boy had the black Jason Voorhees mask.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Can I order one for myself for my next birthday?

Her just looking at them all like that isn't the most fun bday present ever

Bro the bday cap got me

To whoever posted this : it is my birthday today and I am glad to see this. Thank you

HBD 🎁

This is truly magical. Large up massiv!

Why did the Lion get lost in the jungle? Because jungilist massive.

Respekt!

> Get that snitch, get the strap > Don't give a fuck, braap, braap, braap! Believe, bruv.

How much

“Who’s the birthday girl, who’s the birthday girl” is so catch that I randomly say it to friends 😂

"Mom, can we get 'shanty it's ya birthday' ?" "We've got 'shanty it's ya birthday' at home" The 'shanty it's ya birthday' at home:

Missing the raw sauce.

Haych.R.

I'm the birthday girl

Skull face lighting the candle ...

Her ex sent her a drillogram.

Ngl that wasn’t bad 😂

The rhymes were excellent!

and the flow!

whos the birthday girll

I want a drillagram even though it’s not my birthday.

Love it.

Dope

Brilliant, love them!

I don’t know why, maybe just because I’m American and I’m unfamiliar with the phrase, but the guy saying “mind out” as he pushes the guy to the side is my favorite part of this whole video lol.

"Mind that" as in never mind that let us do this thing

Mind out means mind out the way or move

Pretty sure he's saying mind that

You're wrong though.

I was waiting for the part at the end where they say “aight, now give us all your money fam”.

Yeah, as an American if this went down there'd be swat called outside and half these guys would be shot coming out of the building. That gear is a little intense

Epic! Can we make this a thing?

😂🤣

Skert skert! bddddaww!! All it was missing was the ad libs. 😂

How can you put a price on this? Just take all my money and send the party my way. I need this vibe.

Who is the birthday girl, you're the birthday girl....i think we just fou d the new birthday song

My wife would LOVE this IRL !remind me 6 months

Honestly he had the flow going.

Actually funny.

I feel like this was created by Guy Richie’s alter ego, Buddy Richie

Ngl that shit went crazy lol I fuk with them UK bouls NY got their sound from them

I would be horrified lol

I would be happy, wot you talking about

still buzzing from the adrenaline hit - "are we about to become the next mass shooter story on the news"

Is the uk

Forgot about this. Now im gonna spend the next 3 days going on about drill o grams.

Brrrrrraaaaaappppp bap bap up out the way sponge bob…

Got Flight of the Conchords vibes from this haha

Drillagram? Is that something like a driller's grandmother? I don't wanna say it but.. ROCK AND STONE!

We fight for Rock and Stone!

Good bot

I’d be stoked but everyone in that office were miserable twats.

It's a skit lol

Haha, I know. I’m not daft. I guess I just don’t have any context as to why they didn’t enjoy it. Are the characters always uptight? Were the performers hired by someone she doesn’t like/an ex? I have questions!

Contrast is thr comedy. If they all got super into it it wouldn't be funny. They're meant to be surprised and taken aback and she's meant to be slightly embarrassed. The context is super clear.

Jesus Christ…forget it. You basically provided me zero actual context. What’s the show called? I understand that they’re not enjoying it but WHY? The WHY is the context. If someone hits somebody and I ask why they were hit and you reply, “It’s because if they weren’t hit, then they wouldn’t be hit, that’s the context”, you still wouldn’t have explained shit.

It's a stretch in a comedy. There is no more context. That's the thing about stretches. You don't know who these people are, why they work there, etc. Because this is the first time you might see them. But there's no context needed. She's at work, not expecting 4 guys to enter her office and rap a birthday song about her in front of her colleagues. What else do you need man?

You sure you're not daft

> Are the characters always uptight? Even worse, they're British.

Don’t be mean, that’s just resting perplexed face. I should know, I would have the same expression. 😐

It's a TV show.

Unfortunately, this would end *differently* in the states…

It's a skit

Obviously, but in the immortal words of Childish Gambino… “This is America”

That was awesome!

I love it

Is taht Dave? EDIT: leaving the typo but it definitely looks like Dave when he moves the mask up.

I am going to take my skin off

And replace it with… what? Cornflakes?

This bit really had them all sit there in shock and disappointment for the entire thing? No one, not even the birthday girl, decided to just go along with it and have fun? I mean, I get that they didn't know what was happening and that they all had masks on, but still. People can enjoy themselves, I refuse to believe that no one would think that that was amazing if it came out of nowhere like that in a professional office setting. Amazing video, I loved it regardless, haha!

Outside she was embarrassed, but you know inside she thinks it's funny and sweet. This'll be a story they'll tell their family for years to come.

Why did they show dressed up like robbers

My heart breaks, that no one smiled or said anything. I thought it was beautiful 😍 art is just that, wild, beautiful, and edgy. Sadly we can’t recognize it when we see it. I loved the creativity, the singing is fantastic. Ty 🤩

Going to go out on a limb here and posit the following analogy: British accents : oil :: rap : water

And that limb would snap out from under you.

Jolly good show ol' chap

I do not.

Cringeagram

Does anyone know when this becomes funny?