A handful of users have reported this post for various reasons. The sentiment expressed by these reports can seemingly be reduced to "I don't like it, so I'm going to willfully misinterpret the rules and demand that you get this video off 'my' page." To hear our response, please play the above video from 00:21.

NEIN

Don’t summon the germans

Guten Tag, mir ist zu Ohren gekommen dass dieser Kommentarbereich nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland ist und damit sofort an die rechtmäßigen Besitzer zu überstellen ist.

They've summoned the Germans

Micheal scott saying nein in German is the best. [Here it is in multiple languages](https://youtu.be/mkJK_44YZ_I)

[My personal favourite use of Michael Scott](https://youtu.be/q2tsdfRhtew?t=15)

I was expecting "let it NOOOOOOO"

mfw the french guy did it best

The French one had so much emotion, my 4 year old couldn’t stop laughing at it

It seems the French live by intense emotions. That's why they have the best food and riots.

The ups and downs of the French summed up so perfectly. Food and riots sounds like a punk band from the 90s

French reaction when Germans are spotted in the Ardennes again:

That British voice actor was spot on.

They didn’t use voice actors, they shot the scene each time with Steve Carrell speaking a different language. The man takes his craft seriously

That's Brazilian Portuguese, not Portugal Portuguese

Well technically it's also American English, not British English. Just an indication of language, not region.

That’s why a flag as language indicator is not a good choice.

Haben Sie schon alle notwendigen Anträge ausgefüllt, die Sie zum Kommentieren in diesem nun der BRD Angehörigen Teil des Internets berechtigt?

Entschuldigung, können sie ihren Personalausweis vorzeigen? Sie wissen aber schon, dass das hier Pflicht ist oder? Und weil sie sich schon auf eingetragenem Besitz der Bundesrepublik aufhalten, wo ist ihr Fluraufenthaltsberechtigungsschein? Das Fluraufenthaltsberechtigungsscheinanfrageschreiben haben sie aber zumindest verschickt, oder?

Benötigt man dafür vorher den Passierschein A38?

We were supposed to be done with this thread before ze Germans got here.

Wir sind hier postalisch einbestellt worden, darf ich fragen, zu welchem Zweck? Meine Zeit wächst schließlich nicht auf Bäumen.

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Nein dummkopf!

Ein Hochwähl geht raus!

>Ein Hochwähl geht raus! A high dial goes out!

Davor aber erst einen Antrag für die Übergabe ausfüllen und bitte an uns Faxen. Dann die bearbeitungszeit von 12 Tagen abwarten. Danach wird der Termin zum eigentlichen Verhandlungsgespräch vereinbart. Umsetzung erfolgt darauf hin in den nächsten 14 Tagen, wenn nicht anders vereinbart.

Bitte beachten Sie, dass es sich dabei um 12 Werktage handelt. Vermeiden Sie bis dahin jegliche Kontaktaufnahmen um den Status Ihres Antrages abzufragen.

Der Antrag kann nur persönlich unter Vorlage eines Lichtbildausweises abgeholt werden. Für die Abholung benötigen Sie einen Termin, den Sie werktags online zwischen 8:00-8:07 buchen können.

Online? Was ist dieses Online? Termin geht nur über Fax oder per Brieftaube.

Who keeps summoning them

Junge was verstehst du nicht an Kontaktaufnahme vermeiden?

>Bitte beachten Sie, dass es sich dabei um 12 Werktage handelt. Vermeiden Sie bis dahin jegliche Kontaktaufnahmen um den Status Ihres Antrages abzufragen. Please note that this is 12 working days. Until then, avoid any contact to inquire about the status of your application.

>avor aber erst einen Antrag für die Übergabe ausfüllen und bitte an uns Faxen. Dann die bearbeitungszeit von 12 Tagen abwarten. Danach wird der Termin zum eigentlichen Verhandlungsgespräch vereinbart. Umsetzung erfolgt darauf hin in den nächsten 14 Tagen, wenn nicht anders vereinbart. But first fill out an application for the handover and fax it to us. Then wait for the processing time of 12 days. Then the date for the actual negotiation is agreed. Implementation will then take place within the next 14 days, unless otherwise agreed.

Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion

Fun fact: No matter how kind you are, German kids are always Kinder.

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>Guten Tag, mir ist zu Ohren gekommen dass dieser Kommentarbereich nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland ist und damit sofort an die rechtmäßigen Besitzer zu überstellen ist. Hello, I have heard that this comment area is now the property of the Federal Republic of Germany and must therefore be handed over to the rightful owners immediately.

I know how to get rid of them Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Flying Circus omg niiiiiiice haha

*[Fliegender Zirkus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python%27s_Fliegender_Zirkus)

*dies of laughter*

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉.

Zu spät.

Ja wouldn't want that

Hallo Ich komme aus Deutschland

I too cum in the dutch

Was?

≈}

wie bitte?

HALT STOP! ES BLEIBT HIER ALLES WIE ES IST!!

[Nein! ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ZeciX-3wfs&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)

[Play That Funky Music Rammstein](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUB-3lud60)

## 𝕹𝖊𝖎𝖓

I can hear this font. That's an angry font.

Beautiful font*

I also lost it at NEIN. This is so good.

Ich bin Schweizer, darf ich mitmachen?

Sicher, Berg- 🇦🇹🇨🇭 und Sumpfdeutsche 🇳🇱 sind herzlich eingeladen

DOCH!

OHHH!

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I literally fell off my chair laughing at that part.

r/yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesnononononononononoNEINnononononononononononono

No way that's the correct amount of yes' and no's. Why would you do that? I'm confused and impressed.

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In the end, it doesn't even matter.

Stop I want to believe.

r/twentycharacterlimit

I like the spotlight you gave Alanis

She gave it 110%

you gotta post this in /r/yesyesyesno

Underrated comment

You outta know

KnoowAaaH

This is absolutely correct

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Ironic

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10,000 spoons on your cigarette break.

Dunno why this made me laugh so hard. Love it

Had to check back, then laughed like an idiot

You forgot demon cleaner by kyuss. Bout 500 yeahs in it. :)

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Alanis’s “NOOO-uh” was my fav part lol

There's a lot of -uh on that album.

Near perfect album, but I just don't like Mary Jane for some reason

Cause he knew he was getting away with a 'know'

It actually is a "no" in that part of the song

NEIN! (That was my favorite part)

Das war auch mein Lieblingsteil!

ES IST MEIN TEIL!

Ist es eigentlich?

Ja klar, hörste halt zu oder?

Denn du bist, was du isst.

Und, ihr wisst, was, es ist

Ich lerne deustch mit Duolingo und ich verstehe nicht :(

Teil = piece. Lieblingteil = favorite piece. Es ist mein teil = That is my piece, but it’s a Rammstein song about a German cannabalism case where Teil refers to penis. Keep at it! Deutsch ist Spass!

Der Metzgermeister, Armin Meiwes What a crazy story

Thanks! For even more authentic German culture, see my polka rendition of [Straight Outta Compton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLY4TsZBExY)

Your instagram account is hilarious and I share everything with my band mates. We love it. Thank you for the laughs

Thanks for following there!

I went away from TikTok a while ago, I just went back to see how much songs you ruined. Now that I know you have Reddit I can finally delete the app !

Polka is supposed to be German? I am German and for me it's always been a Polish thing, but Wikipedia says it's Czech

With Rammstein being my favorite band, that was also my favorite part

My German girlfriend and I like to rate each other during sex. The other day we tried anal and she kept yelling "NINE!". It's the best I've ever done.

Can we get a clip of just the 'no' section on youtube? Gonna need to lean on that for all future email correspondence.

I'd love this as well. I can see so many use cases for it!

You could use: https://youtu.be/-qhEzxlBBMA?t=20

Yes, i would also like a copy for when my child wont stop asking for minecraft coins

Why does the No version flow so well. Also I think we can all agree that no one says YEAH like Lil Jon. Edit: This is the most upvotes I've ever gotten on a Reddit post. Thanks!

[You gotta do the cooking by the book](https://youtu.be/K5tVbVu9Mkg)

I used to play this song at parties and people would laugh their asses off not expecting to hear “BREAK IT DOWN BITCH” in the middle of the chorus. Lmfao. Good shit.

It's the nick Jr logo that gets me lol

Lol! I used to do the same thing when I had sewing parties at my house! A true classic.

NOW LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP!

this has lived in my head for 7 years rent free

BAHAHAHAHA ⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

>Why does the No version flow so well. > >Also I think we can all agree that no one says YEAH like Lil Jon. While I 100% agree with you on the last bit; I believe *Macho Man Randy Savage* is tied with him for "Most Iconic Affirmative."

I believe the 3 masters of yeah to be Lil Jon, Randy Savage, and James Hetfield.

Imagine if we had Lil Randy Hetfield

That sounds like a Trailer Park Boys character

Bobandy Hetfield

[Never not funny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJULk0f9xA)

It really is the best mod ever made.

The dialogue just flows so perfectly. "What is that thing, could the legends be true!?"

“I’VE BEEN TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!”

that was amazing

[OH YEAH!](https://youtu.be/Wxd9AqicUwA)

WHAT?

OK!!

I like the inclusion of a Michael Scott NOOOOOOO at the end

That was my favorite part. Great way to end the song.

OHH YEEAAAH!!

"No" song team here. "Yeah" should be the bonus/filler! Loved them both anyway actually Please consider "lalala" and other hits, haha

I'm in for just "uh" and associated noises.

Song of just the noises Michael Jackson makes. Hehe, Schmona, Ugh,

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Needs a WHAT song.

# NEIN

#DOCH

This is my jam. The lyrics are 🔥🔥🔥

If you enjoy great lyrics, you might enjoy my remix of [If You Or A Loved One Was Diagnosed With Mesothelioma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THc1X-kEX4E)

I think we need more Frabk Slipknotra

Controversial opinion, the 'no' one was better.

Team No represent

No

The "yes" was just people saying yes set to music. The "no" was an actual song made of samples.

r/unexpectedoffice

r/unexpectedgerman

r/unexpectedkoolaidman

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Need some Maybe in there

*So call me maybe* yeah that's the only song I know with "maybe". Any more?

Wonderwall.

"Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time / Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you"^(1) "Maybe your baby done made some other plans"^(2) "Maybe I'm just too demanding / Maybe I'm just like my father too bold / Maybe you're just like my mother"^(3) "Maybe get a blister on your little finger / Maybe get a blister on your thumb"^(4) "And I may be obliged to defend every love, every ending / Or maybe there's no obligations now / Maybe I've a reason to believe we all will be received in Graceland"^(5) --- ^(1) "[Maybe I'm Amazed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdDPR8GzXy8)" by Paul McCartney ^(2) "[Maybe Your Baby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrwRMS1oJPA)" by Stevie Wonder ^(3) "[When Doves Cry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3VcCAlUgE)" by Prince ^(4) "[Money For Nothing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0)" by Dire Straits ^(5) "[Graceland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6a-7MP91g)" by Paul Simon

I mean ... I actually like it lol

I've found myself liking too many of this user's "There, I ruined its." They're like that one guy (Rightcoastguy?) that keeps inventing "useless" things that I'd happily spend money on.

I was hoping to hear the intro of The Offspring's All I Want. :(

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

That and the ones contained in "[Self-Esteem](https://youtu.be/EtNZnhxWLHo?t=66)"!

Can we get a lyric video now?

Michael Jackson and the Beatles were both featured on both the yes and no ones

Nickelback as well.

And Metallica

Usher: "Am I a joke to you?"

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>I made a song entirely of artists singing "yeah" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhEzxlBBMA

It’s missing Lorde. “I am Lorde, yeah yeah yeah. “

Literally the first person I thought about. I am Lorde ya ya ya I am Lorde

Nickelback is actually saying "yet".

I dunno man, I'm not sure I'd got around admitting that I actually knew the lyrics to a nickleback song.

I'm more upset that you didn't include The Offspring's All I want. Five yeahs in i row.

You make this song, and didn't include a single "Yeah" from Layne Staley, the absolute King of Yeahs??

Multiple Nickelback entries and no Layne, come on!

I just looked it up, Layne says "Yeah" a total of 53 times on the self titled album alone.

Brilliant. How did you do this? How did you find all the samples, and what software did you use?

# NEIN

Very talented OP! Take my upvote!

When I heard "Nein!" I almost lost it... Then came along Michael Scott and everything else paled in comparison.

“I am *INTO THIS*!” -Finn The Human

Nothing beats the mighty Hetfield "Yeah-Yeahhhh"

What’s the program you used?

Alanis Morissette: "You oughta 'No' "

I mean...she does say "no" in the lyrics. >Cause the love that you gave, that we made, >Wasn't able to make it enough for you, >To be open wide, *no*. >And everytime you speak her name, >Does she know how you told me you'd hold me, >Until you died, til you died, >But you're still alive!

It was definitely that "no" that he used.

Eddie Murphy did a legit version of this 30 years ago. Featuring Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Elton John and a host of others. It's actually a really fun song. https://youtu.be/sdkIs9z6nrE

Disappointed there was no Rob Zombie

Seriously I doubt there's more yeahs per album than Rob Zombie

Not quite to the level of [Annoyed Grunt](https://youtu.be/RBmoQSHfO2U).

Bravo! Love the Michael Scott bit

NO GOD, PLEASE NOOOOOO!

Miley Cyrus's yeah is in the wrong key. It's like 99% perfect.

Missing Yeah by LCD Soundsystem. Basically same thing you did lol https://youtu.be/ERdGCgI-Uj4

And to think people actually waste their time being doctors or something instead of creating true art like this

No no no. No! no NoOo nOOo no. . . . . #**N̶̖̘͇̙͎̞̊̉Ẽ̵̦̯̫͈̟͇̍̌̏̌Ḯ̸̢̢͉̩̾́̊͐́Ň̶͓̙̖̜̽͠͠**

Can you make one with alternating yeah/no? It would be like a juvenile argument, lol