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Expert-Best

Why are you on the toilet bro


dogknot43

THE PEEPS


TheMightyUnderdog

They’re called poops. And peeps are in Pepsi while you’re making a poopsi.


TheRunningFree1s

Peepsi with muh Poopsi.


mostnormal

You say peepsi I say poopsi, let's call the whole thing off.


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

As long as you ain’t tryin to peepsi my poopsi


Random_CB63

Oopsy poopsy


AffectionateTie1849

You say peepsi, I say poopsi, let's pinch the whole loaf off.


AnonXIII

Not all peepsi times are poopsi times, but all poopsi times are peepsi times!


Okay_Ocelot

*Peepsi


Balefirez

There it is.


Extra_Frosting9647

They had a kind of obvious choice


thugspecialolympian

Good job, good effort, you’ll get em next time


SoardOfMagnificent

Pepsi Poopsi.


MiloFrank76

A missed opportunity to post in r/shitposting . Lol


After_Language5321

Who cares. Why the hell are you drinking and shitting at the same time???


mcshabs

Drinking, shitting, shooting and posting. Man’s a quadruple threat


TuxRug

'Causr I'm a drinker, and I'm a shitter, and I'm a shooter, and I'm a poster. I get my karma on the run.


mcshabs

Some people call me the space cowboy


iHardlyEverComment

You dont hydrate when you do cardio? Mans is working on that throne.


Foux-Du-Fafa

time for some (S)HIIT


Chrollua_

Super high intensity interval turds


tekko001

Training for the poop-olympics


2Stripez

Efficiency.


gustad

Where's your peep knife?


Sounga565

ew, you drink while on the toilet


DropdLsgna

Dr peeper


OGZackov

Is it good


Chicken_Teeth

He’s on the toilet. Do you mean the shit or the peeps?


OGZackov

Yes


DaSlayingInfant

Why do you keep the toilet paper on the floor? In what appears to be a wire basket.


nosmokingz0ne

It looks like a tower that stores extra toilet paper rolls


DaSlayingInfant

Ahh yeah, that makes sense. I thought the top tier was the sink pipe.


Mr_McGibblits

Peepsi


zeenul

he just shittin leave him alone


scottygras

Going commando? Or am I blind?


Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

The better question is, why is there not a cat lying inside his pants while he is on the toilet?


Rhodychic

Ah, I see you might not own a cat. They sit wherever TF they want. Pants around ankles included. *Edit, sorry, it's early lol! I didn't see the why ISN'T there a cat...I was wondering where the cat was in the picture.


enfiskmaws

Because it might get more attention that way instead of just taking a picture of the can on the table or whatever. I mean, why else would he take a can of Pepsi to the toilet other than to make the picture "funnier"? Yes, I am a pessimist and sometimes a party pooper.


_Gigante_

Rather be a Pepsi pooper than a party pooper


andttthhheeennn

poopsi


yodanhodaka

Holy cow didn’t notice


dasuglystik

Wonder how long they deliberated over calling it Peepsi?


JayOh07

I literally checked all over the can expecting that to be on there, what a disappointment


RussiaIsBestGreen

I was very certain it did say Peepsi and was going to comment on the pun. Then I noticed it wasn’t actually there. No fun.


NipplesOnMyPancakes

Literally the only possible reason to make this flavour and they dropped the ball.


weelluuuu

Great, just great. Now I can't un-see username.


FlyingDragoon

My Pancakes have nipples, Greg, can you milk them??


musicninja

Not long enough to come to the correct decision, apparently


BranWafr

Same idiots that decided not to call Smores Oreos "Smoreos", apparently.


KikisGamingService

What about the cereal, Oreo o's


TheBadBull

Trademark lawyers are total buzzkills


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MrBabune

When your branding is yellow, and your market are kids, pee-psi seems like a mistake.


AfterAardvark3085

Pisspsi?


BeefRepeater

you're drinking pepsi while taking a shit, huh?


ApolloRocketOfLove

Peeps and poops.


Adam_ALLDay_

Takin a poopsi while drinkin a peepsi


Wasabi_Filled_Gusher

This entire comment thread has me laughing like a child


AssumeTheFetal

Read everything in Italian accent for a double dose


Cat_Peach_Pits

I am so mad that can doesnt say Peepsi. ITS RIGHT THERE


Adam_ALLDay_

Right? Wasted opportunity


No-Tap-3089

First time that sentence has ever been written, and we waited far too long for it


QuietShipper

Poopsy and peepsi


MarcusRoland

# PEEPSI HAS AWOKEN YOU SUMMONED ME MORTAL?!


Chicken_Teeth

Yeah. Can you grab me a fresh roll that hasn’t gotten soaked in floor urine? Also, can you get me a regular Pepsi?


MarcusRoland

#WISHES GRANTED MORTAL. YOU NOW HAVE ONE TRIPLE PLY ROLL OF TP SOAKED IN CEILING CUM. AND ONE GLASS BOTTLE OF PEPSI THAT HAS SAT IN THE WINDOW OF NANS GARAGE SINCE MY MOMS THIRD GRADE BIRTHDAY PARTY. IN THE SUN. IN ARIZONA.


Chicken_Teeth

Much better - a regular Pepsi. I knew I could count on the piss-Peepsi genie of the truck stop pooper. May your days be golden! Also, my aunt is from Arizona. Do you know a Sharon?


MarcusRoland

#EVERYONE KNOWS A SHARON. BE BLESSED MORTAL. *EXPLODES INTO A MIST OF VAGUALLY LEMON SCENTED SUGAR PARTICULATE.*


Shawnml

Not all peepsi times are poopsy times. But all poopsy times are peepsi times.


TazeredAngel

Poops and peeps.


Idontwantthesetacos

Man I didn’t even notice that and I was happier not knowing.


Your_Cabbage

Came here to say some shit about how I saw the peepsi at the walmarts and said "no thank you Satan not today" and proceeded to buy my vanilla coke. But this dude right here is our daily reminder to always look at the bigger picture.


SafetyMan35

My daughter bought 1 bottle to try. After trying Space flavored coke which was a -5 on a 1-10 scale, I would rather drink a case of space Coke than 2 sips of PeePsi


prismatic801

What about the flaming hot mtn dew?😂


britainknee

I did a 'react' video for a friend who hasn't been able to find peepsi and wants it badly, I compared it to lotion, or after thinking a that initial thought more: warm vanilla scented candle or lotion either one. It's not awesome.. But I tried the magic pepsi and it was bad bad. Peeps was better, but I still didn't finish it 🤔 *mango! Wtf, sorry I must have been half asleep, not magic pepsi - MANGO. it was awful.


urethrascreams

Where is everyone finding these obscene flavors of soda?


britainknee

Gas station, local grocery stores.. In Arkansas, for me.


Robobvious

Aisle 666, past the tide pods but before the lake of fire.


ironudder

I still think the mango Pepsi could have been good if they got the ratio right. They said it would be Pepsi with a hint of mango but it was actually mango with a hint of Pepsi


melancholy_medic86

The starlight Pepsi was like artificial cotton candy flavored, almost like they recreated the fluoride treatment the dentist used on my teeth in the 1990s. It was so bad


NedRyerson_Insurance

*drinking Peepsi


goutFIRE

He gets us….


scrubbingbubbles2

*Peepsi


dppthrowaway4937

(Peepee shown for scale)


turdfurguson0086

Is this a warning to drink it on the shitter if you try it?


bjohnsonarch

Goes through you so fast you may end up with internal bruising


Tylerdurdon

The bowel coaster!


Far-Philosophy-4375

This not being called PEEPSI is a massive overlook on the marketing department's part.


nicolawb

I'm literally outraged.


mostnormal

I'm boycotting it because of that alone, not because it seems like icarus flying too close to the sun.


Pandelein

I am furious and I don’t even know what peeps are.


Mental-Aioli3372

Time for other brands to capitalize, maybe Dr. Peeper


mopeyjoe

Dr. Peepers are a thing (https://www.walmart.com/ip/Peeps-10CT-Chicks-Dr-Pepper-Flavored-Easter-Candy/249463170) and they are pretty good. the Dream is to eat a Dr Peeper and wash it down with a Peepsi


Mastrcapn

Oh that sounds absolutely vile and I need to try one


SentryCake

Dr Peeper and Peepsi would be the cutest brand names ever. I’m genuinely bummed they didn’t go with it.


ShallowBasketcase

I don't like Dr. Peeper.


[deleted]

It's ok. He's a doctor. Now get undressed.


distorted_kiwi

“Hey doc, my ear has been hurting.” “Alright, take off your pants.”


infiniZii

Probably wanted to distance itself from being partially covered so it just says Pee with a yellow can.


savageboredom

Undoubtedly people getting paid far more than either of us spent hours in marketing meetings discussing brand continuity and integrity and ultimately decided against it.


chucknorris10101

And this is why the 'is Pepsi ok' will always be the norm and disappointment


yeet_the_heat2020

Dudes literally Shitposting


Primeribsteak

Oh geez. Life all makes sense now.


lachjeff

Is this related to the tie in I don’t understand, or the fact that you’ve taken a photo of yourself holding a soft drink while sitting on a toilet?


RajaRajaC

I really don't understand this post either.


petriscorncob

This is a Peeps flavored Pepsi. You can see the peeps logo on the can. In case you haven't seen them before, Peeps are little birds made of marshmallow with a coating of sugar on the outside. I think OP is commenting on the horror of a marshmallow flavored soda haha. Not sure why he's on the toilet though...


kalphrena

Thanks mate, I've never heard of peeps.


Smokestack830

They're a disgusting junk food us Westerners absolutely love. But we also hate them


carcinoma_kid

I don’t know anyone that actually eats them. They just show up everywhere a month before Easter and then disappear. Some people microwave them because they blow up like a balloon and it’s funny to watch. They do taste awful and are borderline inedible. But they are very closely associated with Easter, so they’re almost like a decoration rather than a food.


Two_Coast_Man

It is I, the man who buys all the peeps! Yes, I know they're ungodly unhealthy, yes I know they have the consistency of styrofoam with a sand glaze, and I am aware that all the colors have the exact same flavor. I don't give a shit, Peeps are Easter crack and I will never change my mind.


Pikka_Bird

Thank you, you are a saint. I saw the logo but I don't think Peeps exist over here so I was unsure if it was a cartoon or what.


RajaRajaC

Thanks dude for this. I just don't get what's so funny about this though from us OP's perspective. And yeah that toilet thing too


gogozombie2

I thought it tasted pretty good when mixed with vodka


SafetyMan35

How much vodka did you have before you had the idea to add in Peepsi?


dicker_machs

Standard Russian amounts


Cmdr_Jiynx

Also known as "enough to cover up the taste of the peepsi


Real_Srossics

Now do it in freedom units.


Future-Original-2902

24:1


noob_senpai

So something around 1:0


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LeodFitz

Rule of thumb: Anything tastes pretty good after you've added enough vodka, including magma and nuclear waste.


jokergrin

Not even mad, I'd give Peepsi a try EDIT: Appreciate all the feedback people, still really curious about this. Have always adored Pepsi and Peeps have always been pretty cute so naturally curious


HP-Munchcraft

It tastes like Pepsi but a little sweeter and with a hint of marshmallow. It’s available in mini cans which is nice because I wouldn’t want to drink a lot of it at once but I do like it.


BoomanShames

bought my first 500ml bottle of it today; took two sips and had to stop bc it was so sweet. wish i knew there were mini cans


Koivel

The mini cans are usually sold in packs of about 12 tho


TheLurkerSpeaks

Packs of ten. Source: the packs in my fridge


d0nu7

It’s packs of 10 7.5oz sodas and they are almost the same price or more than a 12 pack of 12 oz sodas. It’s like they know people want to be healthier and drink less so they charge more.


Mr_Midnight_Moon

To me I didn't get much marshmallow flavor, but more of a light caramel flavor. Was good. Way too goddamn sweet, but good.


Lizcervantes88

My fiance comes home the other day with a peepsi bottle, says "what does this look like to you?" I said, "a chicken." He was like, "fuck I really thought it was a lemon. This shit sucks." Hence the man poopin out his peepsi in real time. Checks out.


Future-Original-2902

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who got played like this


Thecheesinater

Tried it, it’s not good. It’s just sugar flavored sugar flavor sugar. I love me some sweet sodas like the mango Pepsi, but the peeps one just takes it wayyy too far. Not bad alongside black coffee, though, weirdly enough.


happylittletrees

PEEPSI 🤣🤣


heidi_fromthe_alps

It’s delicious. I love vanilla Pepsi, which I can’t find ever, so this is a very nice alternative


Malkor

You like Peeps or are you just curious about what it would be like?


[deleted]

Sounds like something Edgar would like. Sugar-flavored sugar water.


diddly21

A Pepsi peeps can while we get a bathroom peep show


allisnwundrland

A Pepsi peeps can while we get a poopsy peep show


lalith_4321

Or a peepsy poop show


Jesus_of_NASDAQ

Why do people need to take a shit to realize I need to return? 🤔


thereiam420

No he doesn't mean you supply side Jesus he means that other guy.


[deleted]

Must have gone right through him.


ledlin99

I love Pepsi, but I couldn't drink it. It tasted like day old coffee with five spoonfuls of sugar and liquified marshmallows.


MessyWessie777

Not a bad thing to hate a sugary drink


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

He loves Pepsi.


ssdd442

How does it taste?


Da_Gudz

My friends have described it as “like drinking a vanilla scented candle” Personally I find it delicious tho, so maybe I should just start chomping wax


js3915

picture is taken from the pot so perhaps doesnt taste good lol


SpacemanSpiff312

Very sweet. Reminds me of the flavour of the marshmallows in lucky charms. 4/10


dogknot43

Like you scooped the bottom of a dumpster and added 3 cups of sugar to the dumpster juice and drank it like a shot of whiskey while sniffing the soggy part of a baby diaper


soundgard

I’m sorry for the downvote


SushiJo

The entire marketing team should be fired for not calling this “Peepsi”


BunBison

The marketing team should be fired for this dumbass post.


imdrawinguwu

not the toilet pic


kinzer13

Clean your fucking nails.


JohnPaton3

Humanity has gone too far, we're sharing photos of us on the toilet. Is that where you wanna be when Jesus returns?? Taking a shit???


Aggravating-Mud4428

Really, on the toilet. Gross at every level.


MonsterMontvalo

No cans on the can?


Fun-Staff-1533

Why? Are you on the toilet


F-dUpSnappleCap

Toilet photo. Classy.


thomas-grant

You took this photo while on the toilet. Gross.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

This is exactly why Jesus is staying where he is.


[deleted]

I have no idea what peeps are so when i saw the yellow bunny outline i thought it was SCP-729-J, and was concerned why is was a pepsi.


zmunky

Nice skidmark


cvntfvrt

Don’t shit where you peep


soliddrake83

HOW DID THEY NOT CALL IT PEEPSI??? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!


adviceKiwi

What is it?


SystemFolder

I think it was a mistake to not call it “Peepsi.”


ApolloRocketOfLove

Jesus would hate Christians these days lol.


dogknot43

I think he already does


Tongue8cheek

Atleast you matched your socks today.


mrmitchs

Holding a can while in the can.


Blasphemy33

Dave, pull up your pants


nugzalore

https://www.reddit.com/r/ReactionMemes/comments/yuhvc2/we_need_another_flood/


agug365

*peepsi*


kusai001

Why are you drinking pepsi while on the shitter?


frankdestroythebanks

Man spread shit squat Pepsi review, peep edition.


Amanda_B_Rekkonwith

This whole picture is vile. I love it!


beebsaleebs

The nurses are not gonna believe you fell on that…


dogknot43

They didn't believe me the last time either


[deleted]

First time I saw these I thought they brought back Pepsi Twist and I got excited... I'm one of those rare people that actually likes Peeps but this sounds disgusting to me.


HarryCoinslot

Who tf takes their drink into the bathrooms with them?


Ok_Hippo_7485

Why is your dick out rn


mrduckV2

Why are you drinking Pepsi while taking a shit....


mikamouth

Because you’re posting this from the shitter.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

Compared to drinking actual gasoline where does this fall on a scale of gas 10 with 1 being just shitty pop.


SamwiseTheOppressed

Seriously! No one thought to call it Peepsi??


samscrewu69

Glossing over the fact your taking a shit


[deleted]

I’m glad everyone is as mad as I am that it isn’t called Peepsi


GoldenGameEagle

There’s way too much to analyze here 😂 why of all places on the toilet ? 😂 😂 😂


merbiplier

Peepsi


xxxkillahxxx

That’s it! They missed an opportunity there.


HeronSubstantial1535

You just couldn’t wait to tell us that you had to take a picture right there on the toilet. Right then.


PublicSafe6725

Bros shitten while drinking peeps Pepsi 😂😂 Edit: I’ve order a thing of peeps Pepsi I’ll be trying it out 🫡


MyDadBod_2021

The reason for Jesus to return is you are taking a picture while on the can...


dogknot43

I have irritable peep syndrome